Lakeville "Mystery Foot" is a Bear Paw
Editor’s Note: This is a guest post by Jay of the Bizarre Zoology blog. For info on weird and amazing facts/theories of zoology, paleontology, and cryptozoology visit Bizarre Zoology blog or follow him on Twitter.
I have noticed that many online news sources have been displaying this decomposing limb (which two boys found in the woods of Lakeville) as a "possible Bigfoot foot" or as "evidence of Bigfoot".
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OMG can we beat this dead horse anymore? It's a fucking BEAR PAW already. Just like so many other things footers want, it's just NOT bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteThere are no bears in Lakeville!!! Déjà vo....
DeleteSo you thought it was a dead horse paw? OMG horses have hooves you're such a clown lol
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DeletePretty sure the majority of the footers already knew this was a bear paw. Newbies may have been fooled. Most have already seen the bear paw deal before.
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DeleteThat's why his face is so shiny
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There have been a couple of squatch reports from within 20 miles of where I live in southern Michigan. this one has a drawing that the witness made! (Got to love the Medical!)
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DeleteNorth damned Adams, Mi and medicated, Bro. This area is squatchy as fuck-all and I think they're migrating through on their trip north right about now. Too bad my mom won't let me go out after dark!
DeleteInjured my back hunting bigfoot here in central MI. Thanks to bigfoot I gots me a medical card also.
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and swam with the water bugs.
THE LADY BUGS ARE DYING FOLKS !
Food, food everywhere but not a bite to eat. Thats what we'll all be saying once this delicate part of the food chain crumbles. Look around !
Wake up and pollinate the flowers people.
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Now you have an extra foot ...er....paw
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ReplyDeleteSome guy in Northern Cal shot a bigfoot and its "kid"!! No they didn't return with any bodies. But they are testing a sample for DNA. Err, the results came out black bear. But I do believe him!
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Some group is claiming they have a bigfoot trapped in a box!! Sound fake but they say they'll be releasing evidence soon. Err, I guess they flushed out the guy ... yeah, this was a hoax.
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Some lady is testing a bunch of DNA samples of bigfoot!! Finally, after five long years it confirmed "relic hominid" ... yeah she had to publish it herself. Ah yeah, it included some of that black bear sample...
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Check out this blob in this video. Could be a bigfoot - definitely not a chicken. Could be a guy in a hood. Or a bunch of leaves... Or how about this blob of crap that this dude thinks looks like a baby bigfoot in a tree... Not buying it either... Sure, confirms on being overly confirmy...
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Some bigfoot hoaxer from 2008 who did the freezer in the box thing claims he shot a "real live bigfoot" and it was captured on film. Yes this is the same guy who calls himself the worlds greatest bigfoot hoaxer. Yeah, he does appear to use that certain mix of charm, persistence, and trickery to undermine peoples common sense. Yes he has gained the confidence of some followers... and he charges them money. No the movie doesn't look revolutionary... No, no one has announced a scientific paper... But the guy writes horribly so I doubt he could...
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Hahaha, made me laugh but I'm also medicating.
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