Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Florida Dude Almost Crashed Into a Bigfoot Last Month

Photo credit: BFRO Investigator David Bakara

With all the reported sightings of Skunk Apes out of Florida recently, we're convinced that Spring is the best time of year to find these creatures. This latest sighting happened last month in Liberty County, just north of Myakka. While driving to his sister-in-law's house, a man narrowly missed a Bigfoot crossing the road in front of him. According to the BFRO investigator, the photo above shows the skid marks where the witness braked and swerved to avoid striking the creature:

We met with both witnesses on Tuesday afternoon, April 2nd.
They took us to the spot where witness #1 had left skid marks on the road.

He was on his way to his sister-in-law's house in Bristol when he saw a very large, upright hairy animal standing next to a fence about 15 ft from the road to his right. Illuminated with his headlights, he could see it was standing next to a small tree, and as he got closer, the animal stepped out into the road, took 4 steps and was on the other side and into the woods in just a few seconds. The witness says it was 8-9 feet tall, standing on two legs, very broad, covered in black hair, and thickly built. He had to lock up the brakes on his small truck to avoid hitting the creature as it stepped right out in front of him. We photographed the brake marks on the road.

After telling his story upon arrival, his sister-in-law wanted to see the spot, so he drove her to the place in the road. As they arrived, she could see the marks in the road, and as they pulled up, the headlights illuminated the creature standing just inside the treeline, on the same side it had fled to. She said it was huge, at least 8 ft tall, hunched over, standing next to a broken tree. She described it as black in color, and 4 times the size if her 300 lbs husband. It was looking across the road, then glanced at them, turned and casually walked into the trees. She said it was in no particular hurry. She could see the immense size, black hair color, slightly stooped posture, but could not see facial features.

The tree center photo is where the creature was standing before it stepped into the road:


[via BFRO.net]

78 comments:

  1. First- Rush still sucks canal water.

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    1. Pardon me! Do you have any Gay Poopon?

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    2. stupid ass Canadians... get a life......

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  2. Replies
    1. and John Doe, Exene Cervenka, and DJ Bonebrake! They rule!Billy Zoom is the most underrated guitarist ever!

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    2. Don't forget Dicknose Johnson.

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  3. Skidmarks are NOT anecdotal, they are physical evidence. Along with ponchos, tractor shed and my poor violated wirgin taterhole.

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  4. "Almost" - the story of footers lives.

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    1. Is that what your wife says to you ?

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    2. Amen to that. There ain't no monkey.

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    3. ^
      Then why do you believe there is ?

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    4. Almost tried getting a job is what anon 9:10 does all the time. Nerd!

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  5. I saw a bigfoot. Look here, skidmarks. Proof.

    lol....

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    1. yeah, everything but any actually bigfoot or evidence of. The only evidence is of humans telling stories. Footers are a dying breed. (and hopefully, they dont breed to save any hope of an intelligent future)

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    2. ^
      Do you pretend to be a Bigfoot skeptic because you think it makes you look like less of an asshole for being obsessed with a mythical creature ?

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    3. Do you pretend to be a BFE poster because you are conflicted between being a male and a female?

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    4. ^
      I'll take that as a yes.

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    5. obsessed is a little strong. I'd call it "for the lols" and entertainment of watching the stupid get slung. disappointed? hope not...

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    6. ^LOL listen to this asshole. Trying to separate himself from his footer roots.

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    7. It doesn't make sense that people come here to say negative things towards something they DON'T believe in. These people that do this must really have nothing to do everyday. I'm sure it's fun at first, but to habitually keep coming back everyday to say the same retarded shit over and over is in its self retarded.

      We get it, you don't believe in Sasquatch. Thanks for your opinion, now move the fuck along little boys.

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    8. Oh they bleeve PROKILL. That's why they come here and to the BFF.

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    9. Hey Prozac, Pleeeeze STFU.

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    10. Because we like to have fun, dear ProKill. Personally I found some comments very funny. I know that footers are always serious, but come on, try yo have a laugh sometimes,it's good!

      P.S. We'll be serious when we'll see serious news, instead of Fatsano's stupid updates! How I would like to see a serious news!

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    11. I'd like to do some aderall and run around the woods for 4 days straight.

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    12. 9:58 is right, visiting BE takes only two minutes and your fun is sure!

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    13. We get it, you don't believe in Sasquatch. Thanks for your opinion, now move the fuck along little boys.

      ^
      I don't understand? You can't come here with an opinion unless you are under the opinion that Bigfoot is real?



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  6. My farts smell squatchy after drinking a can of Hamm's.

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    1. My farts smell like Easter eggs.

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    2. So what you are saying is that you like to smell your own farts?

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  7. Needs more backstory. What about this sister-in-law: Can she fit into a normal-sized rowboat? And what kind of vehicle was it? Footers are usually poor and have bald tires so they just hydroplane into the woods and get maimed in a fiery explosion. Specially that white trash near Myakka.

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  8. Too bad he didn't hit it ..missed out on a million bucks. Lol

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    1. If I hit a bigfoot with my Lincoln Continental that sumbitch get KTFO!

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  9. Breaking news: mulder is back folks!

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    1. And he was pwned by Tyler! He's been Hugged!

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  10. Ugh. Speaking of skidmarks- the fat chick across the street hangs her white thongs out on the line and they are nasty. Looks like she's been fartin fire and brimstonne.

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    1. Hey man do me a favor and steal one for me. I want to floss my teeth with it.

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    2. I hear the Mayor is into that kind of stuff!

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    3. ALL CAPS is a bastard! ;)

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    4. Not true. He does troll the Mayor from time to time but we can all live with that.

      MMG

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  11. I like that photo. It shows absolutely nothing.

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    1. So what you are saying is you got nothing and liked it?

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    2. Kinda funny how that always works out.

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  12. I bet a lot of these bleevers bleeve in god too

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    1. I bet you are a very intelligent man and you know all, also the meaning of life

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    2. We already established yesterday that getting nothing and liking it is the meaning of life.

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    3. When I pray to God I get nothing and I like it.. And when I go to Sunday mass I still get nothing and also like it.

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    4. The best was George carlin I quit praying to god and started praying to joe Pesci and realized my prayers are still getting answered at a 50-50 ratio and joe took care of my neighbors dogs something my other prayers couldn't do

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  13. I wonder if there is a strategic advantage to crossing the road in front of a truck.

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    1. there is indeed, you can't be rear-ended like Fatsano in that way.

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  14. Are you JREF chimps lashing out in embarrassment because so many of your ranks are turning up as liars and frauds like Kitakaze and Parnassus to name a few ?

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    1. Your simplest of longtime obsessed pretend skeptics like William Parcher, Drew and GT/CS idolized those clowns.

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    2. Stank Apes butt plug went out of control and ripped his taterhole.
      We,the Jrefers,all should bow our heads as it could've very well been one of us.
      Our hearts are heavy with sorrow.
      Stank will forever more be known as Mud Butt.

      Your Flaming Queen, J.Randi.

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    3. @10:04
      Wow, is that the same Drew that's ranting and raving on the BFF about hoaxers being shot by the TBRC ?

      Is that asshole for real ? What a drama queen.

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  15. I don't get the point of this story. What is so big about a guy almost cashing in on bigfoot? Isn't everybody doing that already.

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    1. Only if you're hitting the crack pipe while driving.

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  16. wow,how mistitled can u get! i was hoping for a bigfoot flying ob=ver the windsreen doing a somersaut in midair ,landing on its massive feet and bounding of itno forest all caught on video.

    i was not expectig another fanciful story of somebody missing a bear and a pic of the said road.zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  17. No body, No bigfoot!

    Pictures or it didn't happen!
    In biology, a type is one particular specimen (or in some cases a group of specimens) of an organism to which the scientific name of that organism is formally attached.

    Never can prove Sasquatch with-out at least some proof (see above).

    The P/G film is the only possible clue of a bigfoot type creature. This film is so hard to prove that it can't be used.

    So far we have nothing to use to claim that a large unknown ape/man/Lemur/dogman/relic hominid(s) are still alive
    We need a "type specimen",

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    1. You're right about that. So far we have nothing and that's how we like it. That's why we keep coming back, to get more of nothing and liking it.

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  18. Sorry but this is fake! The guy told me its made up to drum up people for there bfro exp!

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  19. ^ sounds like many of more videos to come for that same reason too.

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  20. So Sasquatch is taking a shit in the woods when along comes a rabbit. He says to the rabbit "do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" and the rabbit says "no" so the Sasquatch wipes his ass with him.

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  21. People are mocking the skid marks and no proof--Yeah the guy should have floored the truck and rammed right into it. While thinking how rich he would be and having insurance pay for his truck because it ran into a suicidal squelch.

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