Cancel Your $150 Rick Dyer Gold Membership And Go For the $999.99 Package Deal!

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Breaking news! Tim Fasano has the inside scoop on a new deal from Rick Dyer that's way better than the $150 Gold Membership that's currently being offered. According to Fasano, for the low-low price of $999.99 for the Platinum Membership, you'll get to see Daisy In a Box (the Bigfoot captured by Team Quantra), UFO, 3 aliens, Hank (The Bigfoot that stole Dyer's ribs behind a Home Depot), and the Lock Ness Monster. Watch this video for details:

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  1. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 11:55:00 AM PDT

    Woo hoo first chick

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    1. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 11:58:00 AM PDT

      Show us something

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    2. UnknownFriday, April 26, 2013 at 11:59:00 AM PDT

      Im a sthnake!!

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    3. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 12:03:00 PM PDT

      The enigmatic, and at times even mysterious Red Pill Junkie is featured as a blogger at a variety of websites in the fringe, paranormal, and Fortean circles. Blogger and weekly newsman for sites that include The Daily Grail, Mysterious Universe, and Intrepid Magazine’s blog, Red Pill Junkie scours the web for not just the latest news regarding the unexplained, but provides a wealth of information regarding the strange and often “synchromystic” parallels between different attitudes, ideas, and cultural staples.

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    4. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 1:31:00 PM PDT

      Way to go BigFoot Evidence, the best way to keep frauds and fakers going it so give them all kinds of publicity. I guess the editors of this site have so little content and originality, they feel promoting fakers is the only way people will view their site.

      The mainstream media news knows how to get rid of frauds, self promoters and attention whores. JUST IGNORE THEM.

      I have a great idea, why doesn't everyone just ignore this site, for as long as they feel giving Rick Dyer, in 10 articles on this page is worthwhile. This site is not a source for real data, it is cartoon and makes anyone interested in these creatures buffoons to the rest of the world.

      Delete
    5. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 1:51:00 PM PDT

      "The mainstream media news knows how to get rid of frauds, self promoters and attention whores. JUST IGNORE THEM."

      Then how do you explain the Kardashian phenom?

      Delete
    6. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 2:19:00 PM PDT

      Kim Kardashian's but doesn't move either

      Delete
  2. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 11:56:00 AM PDT

    Yes! 2nd day in a row!!!!!!!

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  3. UnknownFriday, April 26, 2013 at 11:56:00 AM PDT

    Firsty guys?

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  4. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 11:59:00 AM PDT

    I could have been first, but saw it was a Fasano post.

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    1. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 12:21:00 PM PDT

      So you had to watch the video first, right?

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    2. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 12:28:00 PM PDT

      Yes, of the hula hoop girl again.

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    3. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 1:05:00 PM PDT

      I'm over the hula hoop girl, she never returns my calls.

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    4. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 2:25:00 PM PDT

      check out Remy lecroix hula hoopin YIKES!

      http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xryk4m_remy-lacroix-hula-hoop_sexy#.UXrwL7Xvst4

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    5. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 2:54:00 PM PDT

      wow i need a towel now

      Delete
  5. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 12:00:00 PM PDT

    That was the funniest sh@t I have ever heard. Love it. I am definitely signing up. Can't wait to have my photo taken with Daisy, Nessie, and the aliens! ;)

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    1. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 12:06:00 PM PDT

      He saw something sticking up above the water....

      Tee Hee

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  6. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 12:08:00 PM PDT

    Looks like T-Fatts is Jealous that he didnt think of it first...

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  7. UnknownFriday, April 26, 2013 at 12:11:00 PM PDT

    Dont u juat love watching old men fight over who has the biggest dick. None of you have. I have the biggest pecker. And i have a real life leprechaun aswell.

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    1. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 12:29:00 PM PDT

      My dick is way bigger...25 feet long; I have to coil it up like a garden hose and push it around in a wheel barrow

      Delete
    2. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 12:30:00 PM PDT

      Oh that was you...

      Delete
  8. PROKILLFriday, April 26, 2013 at 12:18:00 PM PDT

    Sorry Tim, not funny at all.

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    1. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 12:32:00 PM PDT

      Watch Skyla's video of the final days of Dick Ryder if you want to be amused. Fasano gets a mention...

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWfMTKxtGXw

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    2. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 12:40:00 PM PDT

      Skyla is as smarmy as any guy posting on FB/FB. She is a fairly good practitioner of the "big girl" self portrait disguise angles.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 1:22:00 PM PDT

      What a shame in a field populated with such studs.

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    4. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 1:25:00 PM PDT

      Cathiee was not amused by that vid.

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    5. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 3:26:00 PM PDT

      Skyla's one of the good guys.

      Cathiee... Not so much.

      MMG

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    6. Flabio Con QuesoFriday, April 26, 2013 at 3:34:00 PM PDT

      Flabio here,I'm gay for Dick Ryder.

      Delete
    7. Musky Dick Ryders Gay Ass Lover AllenFriday, April 26, 2013 at 3:44:00 PM PDT

      You too Flabio?I'm gay for Dick Ryder too.I call Mud Helmet first!

      Delete
    8. Flabio Con QuesoFriday, April 26, 2013 at 3:48:00 PM PDT

      Flabio here,oh no you didn't!Flabio never takes seconds on Mud Helmet!!!

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    9. FabioFriday, April 26, 2013 at 6:18:00 PM PDT

      I set you troller trash HOAX JOAX on fire and watch you burn. I'm a badass.

      Delete
    10. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 8:51:00 PM PDT

      WAZZZ UP FLABIO!!!

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    11. FlabioSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 8:37:00 AM PDT

      Flabio here,this is what I was privileged to do since I'm a Gold Member to Dick Ryder,"I will gladly "embarrass" myself on something as small time as "kissing Rick's ass"!!!!! I have done this one time and have had nocturnal dreams ever since that super sweet encounter of kissing Dicks ass!!!!!! I love Mud Helmet!!!! Musky,maybe me and you can 'HOOK UP',if you catch my drift!!!! Anyhow,back to calling out the HOAX JOAXERS cause I have a boner for trolling!!!

      PS.If anyone can help me what HOAX JOAXS means it would be help me out. I started it and have no idea what it means. I just love Dick Ryder and my mommies basement is full of of pics of him. My favorite one is of him in his tighty whities. UMMM,YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY!!!

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  9. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 12:24:00 PM PDT

    I hope Dyer actually has a body just to shut up Shawn about it.

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    1. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 2:17:00 PM PDT

      i didn't hear Shawn say anything

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    2. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 3:41:00 PM PDT

      Shawn hasn't said a thing, ya JACKASS!!!

      Delete
  10. privateFriday, April 26, 2013 at 12:59:00 PM PDT

    Funny T-FATS. Now wiggle your left ear. Dyers thigh is itchy

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  11. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 1:11:00 PM PDT

    Forget bashing another hoaxer .Wheres the proof of the Skunk Ape, Myaaka ape he was going to find. Well take any ape or chimp show something real.

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    1. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 2:30:00 PM PDT

      Apes, Dyer, Fasano all the same they are all slinging their shit at us

      Delete
  12. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 1:13:00 PM PDT

    Tim Fasano is an American hero!

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    1. Chewbacca Friday, April 26, 2013 at 5:01:00 PM PDT

      God bless America!!!

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    2. HFriday, April 26, 2013 at 7:00:00 PM PDT

      You being sarcastic or not...either way i'm cool.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 8:50:00 PM PDT

      Whats up with the crap running out of your eye sockets dude?

      Delete
  13. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 1:16:00 PM PDT

    Sightings of the Virgin Mary are almost always accompanied by a large number of witnesses and a nice collection of dubious evidence in the form of blurry photographs and video. It seems that the Virgin Mary shares a certain penchant for automatic blurriness on film with quite a few other Fortean mysteries. The mass sightings are often textbook examples of mass hysteria

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  14. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 1:53:00 PM PDT

    oh the iroy. this plank dissing another plank. whts the difference ,they r both hoaxers ,making cash of bf. hillarious he has no idea that the joke is on the 2 of them

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  15. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 1:53:00 PM PDT

    Is this as funny as his Tampa Colonel/Geneva Convention satire? I'm afraid I'll pee my pants laughing.

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  16. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 2:57:00 PM PDT

    show us your boobs !

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  17. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 3:33:00 PM PDT

    Bigfooters are looking dumber everyday. You think making fun of other people in the field is good, but you are making fun of yourselves just as much. Idiots.

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  18. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 3:48:00 PM PDT

    this is hilarious good work tim more videos like this please very good parody!!

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  19. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 4:09:00 PM PDT

    My god it looks like he is in the middle of getting taterholed.

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  20. AnonymousFriday, April 26, 2013 at 6:24:00 PM PDT

    lock ness! fucking uneducated fuckwits! yes to all you dumb fuck americans its spelled loch!

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 12:41:00 AM PDT

      These guys voted for senile and retarded presidents on a regular basis.

      God bless America!

      MMG

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  21. BoogerblogFriday, April 26, 2013 at 10:06:00 PM PDT

    Snooty, Daisy, aliens and Hank! But if you call right now we'll throw in some ginsu knives so you can cut yourself a steak.

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  22. skunkey monkeySaturday, April 27, 2013 at 7:56:00 AM PDT

    Mad vs. Mad. Hoaxer vs. Hoaxer.'Timmi" what are you,a sit down comic now? Don't quit your day job.The world needs hackers or we wouldn't have the movie "Taxi Driver"..And for sure a Bobby D. your not.p.s.what happened to your myakka skunk ape you have in your trunk?

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