This Story About "Daisy" Can't Be Real, Right?

Hey people! Please stop sending in fake stories of captured/dead Bigfoots. We have to admit, though, some of you are quite clever at making up fantastic stories, and this latest one takes the cake. We have one advice: If you're going to make something up, at least make it sound believable! The following account is an email from a guy who claims he was there during the examination of "Daisy"-- the Bigfoot captured by Team Quantra. This person wants to remain anonymous and hasn't responded to any of our emails yet. While reading this, please try not to laugh:

With so much being printed I felt that long timer believers deserved to hear the real story of the captured specimen, code named “Daisy”.

I was present and saw the creature upon it being brought to the research facility. I will attempt to describe “Daisy” and the methods employed with as much detail as possible.

The specimen was female, and appeared to be of an advanced age, as she appeared to have greying hair. “Daisy” was 7 feet 6 inches tall and weighed 614 pounds. She had a number of broken teeth but her incisors were intact and very long. Daisy had brown eyes and as stated before had patches of grey hair interwoven with black hair. Certain researchers estimated that she was at a minimum, 60 years old. The bottoms of her feet were white as were the inside of her hands. Daisy had extremely long fingernails and her hands were the combination of a human hand and a claw. “Daisy” was missing a part of her left index finger. “Daisy” also had a large scar on her forehead. Had the team captured a male specimen the code name “Duke” would have been used.

I thankfully did not have any contact with “Daisy” aside from witnessing her being brought into the facility from the field. I say thankfully because those who did interact with Daisy were badly injured.

Here are some details as to how “Daisy” was captured. “Daisy” was partially captured using a modified cage device. The device was baited with a combination of garlic, beef and pork. This combination brought “Daisy” to the spot where the device could be triggered. Upon the cage closing “Daisy “immediately began to struggle and attempt to break free. This led to the team shooting her with number tranquilizer darts. The problems started when the tranquilizers began wearing off much sooner than expected. Upon being brought back to the research center “Daisy” was strapped to a large gurney. Soon after the examination began the sedatives wore off and “Daisy” quickly broke out of the restraints. “Daisy” then attacked anyone in the proximity. One man nearly had his face ripped off and will require extensive plastic surgery. Another had his knee crushed, and will require extensive physical therapy in order to walk normally again. Two others were thrown across the room with one breaking his arm, and a female her collarbone. Soon after “Daisy” had inflicted this damage she began began looking for any way to escape. She began to throw the equipment around the room and eventually found her way to the door and the hallway beneath the observation deck. This hallway had a large window and “Daisy” then disappeared into the woods.

Now all involved are attempting to cover this up because they are concerned the insurance company will not cover the medical bills, which are likely to be extremely expensive. The proof they managed to obtain was minimal based on the fact they only had a short period of time and the risk of the insurance company refusing to pay the medical bills was enough motivation to attempt to cover up this incident. I disagree with this position, as these risks were known to all who endeavored to take part in this mission. I feel the truth must be told and I encourage all believers to never stop asking questions about this incident.