Bigfooting With Michael In The Great State of Maine

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Jason Patterson had a chance to go squatching with Michael Merchant, Merchant's wife, and Donny Herring. According to Michael, this area in Maine is where the most recent reported sighting of Bigfoot took place.

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  1. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:02:00 PM PDT

    Stay firsty my friends!

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  2. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:10:00 PM PDT

    Sloppy seconds with your mom.

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  3. Chewbacca Saturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:13:00 PM PDT

    Makes me want to take a Shit.

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  4. HungMcJungSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:14:00 PM PDT

    I have a MARVELOUSLY large penis.

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      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C_wzhcG758

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    2. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:22:00 PM PDT

      Until you figured out it was your Clitoris

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    3. Chewbacca Saturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:23:00 PM PDT

      Hee hee....H might take you home....

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    4. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:25:00 PM PDT

      Who will think of the children?

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    5. Chewbacca Saturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:29:00 PM PDT

      McGina, if you had two brains you'd be twice as stupid....this is not the place for you, these guys will send you home crying. Your out of your league.

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    6. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:34:00 PM PDT

      My taterhole alarm is going off like a buck during rutting season.

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    7. HungMcJungSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:36:00 PM PDT

      Im a hardened veteran. Ive been threw Nam, Greneda and Iraq, ive killed niggas.

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    8. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:38:00 PM PDT

      Go back to youtube you unfunny weenerless wonder

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      I had no idea. I apologize and I'm sure your penis is an amazing sight to behold.

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    10. Chewbacca Saturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:40:00 PM PDT

      The only N word we use around here is Nips

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    11. Chewbacca Saturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:40:00 PM PDT

      As in nipples

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    12. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:43:00 PM PDT

      And we also like to say nothing a lot, but never that other N word.

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    13. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:43:00 PM PDT

      I could put up your facebook url also if you'd like, I see you like Zinga Poker and that Fadora only makes you look more douchey

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    14. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:47:00 PM PDT

      I think he went to change his Facebook privacy settings

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    15. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:50:00 PM PDT

      Ah the old resorting to racist comments when you know you're out witted ..lame

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    16. Chewbacca Saturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:55:00 PM PDT

      We know where you live.....McGina

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    17. Chewbacca Saturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:55:00 PM PDT

      We have pictures of your loved ones.

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    18. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:58:00 PM PDT

      hey McClitoris that video wasn't even funny quit stinkin up the place and die

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      Google is a hell of a thing

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    20. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 6:01:00 PM PDT

      Too much lameness

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    21. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 6:03:00 PM PDT

      Hey! get outa this house and get a job

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    22. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 6:08:00 PM PDT

      WAKE UP YOU IDIOT!! THERE IS NO GIANT PENIS ON YOU IT JUST A MYTH

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    23. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 6:11:00 PM PDT

      The children cannot sleep with all that yelling, caps lock guy. Thank you in advance for toning it down.

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    24. Chewbacca Saturday, April 27, 2013 at 6:14:00 PM PDT

      What happened to McGina when he walked into a wall with a boner?

      He broke his nose.....

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    25. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 6:17:00 PM PDT

      I lolled.

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    26. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 6:22:00 PM PDT

      looks like he went back to his Justin Bieber blog

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    27. Chewbacca Saturday, April 27, 2013 at 6:23:00 PM PDT

      What do you call a girl who likes small dicks?.....


      McGina's girlfriend....

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    28. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 6:24:00 PM PDT

      ZING!!

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    29. Chewbacca Saturday, April 27, 2013 at 6:36:00 PM PDT

      I'm all fired up....bring on the hula hoops

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    30. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 6:49:00 PM PDT

      I can twirl a hula hoop on my engorged primate member.

      - Hula Hoop Twirling Guy.

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    31. Chewbacca Saturday, April 27, 2013 at 6:56:00 PM PDT

      I use them for cock rings

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  5. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:28:00 PM PDT

    Michael Merchant is an American hero!

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:35:00 PM PDT

      Behind every American hero is a lovely lady with a strap on.

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    2. Chewbacca Saturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:38:00 PM PDT

      SWP and Fatsono rock! They should combine forces. The world will be a better place.

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  6. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:49:00 PM PDT

    I miss Rushforlife. I think he was abducted by a squatch as we were warned by Chris Noel.

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 5:56:00 PM PDT

      Don't be an ass. We caught him humping David Paulides toupee.

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    2. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 6:07:00 PM PDT

      I had not heard. I apologize and my condolences to Mr. Paulides.

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    3. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 6:13:00 PM PDT

      Is Rumforlife with him? I hope they are together at last.

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    4. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 6:39:00 PM PDT

      rush has been catching sailfish in northern Key Largo, oh, and some black fin tuna as well.

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      That links to the lemon party. Sick freak (I kinda liked it).

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  9. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 6:54:00 PM PDT

    When SWP is around a good looking woman he drops his smarmy acting, just like he did after his recent conversion to bleeber.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-4R81hCslw

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    1. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 6:55:00 PM PDT

      ^^^ "Ellsworth, Maine Sasquatch sighting Zen~Yeti Bigfoot"

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    I had no idea the case for coyote poop was so compelling.

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  11. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 7:27:00 PM PDT

    Great film about an Idiot screaming in the woods and a guy talking shit.

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    Too many films with the same plot

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  13. AnonymousSaturday, April 27, 2013 at 9:30:00 PM PDT

    Note to self:

    Never do anything that Michael Merchant does on a video that he puts on the internet.
    Why?
    Because he does everything wrong. Not that there is anything wrong with being wrong.

    1st Mistake:
    Walking through an presumed research area during broad daylight, in hopes of having a Sasquatch step out and show you what he or she looks like. It will never happen to him in his lifetime. Furthermore, you just notified every Sasquatch within 5 miles that there are humans in the area, so be on the alert.

    2nd Mistake: Howling from the edge of a large clearing, during broad daylight. A curious Sasquatch only needs to position himself at the far end of the clearing, and well out of your audio range of his footsteps, in order to see what clown is making that God awful racket. They will not be easily fooled by even the best howls, when they can clearly see who is making those howls. Sasquatch are also normally invisible during broad daylight, so the only way we have to detect them is by listening for their quiet footsteps, which is clearly impossible to hear from 500 yards away.

    3rd Mistake:
    Wood knocking during broad daylight, and putting out multiple knocks. Multiple wood knocks is a dead give away of an impatient human who hasn't learned the local lingo. Sasquatch normally only make a single wood knock, and they wait for nightime to do it so that they cannot be easily chased down and killed like a common wild animal who isn't smart enough to be stealthy.

    Maximize their curiosity by not letting them know that you are in the area during daylight. Wait until dark before you start imitating a Sasquatch, so that he has the greatest chance of approaching close enough to see who is making that noise. Stay away from edges of clearings because they are not stupid enough to walk across a clearing. Be prepared to switch from the trickery mode, to the communication mode, because they will not stick around if they think that you have any tricks up your sleeve. There should always be something in it for them to approach you, so that they do not leave empty handed and have warm and fuzzy memories of your visit.

    Additional Note to Self:

    When a former "Out of Venezuela" participant, who nearly starved himself to death in terrain similar to Maine, makes a statement to the effect that "there is so much food right there, in that bog", don't walk, run as fast as you can in the other direction.

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