Bigfooting With Michael In The Great State of Maine
Jason Patterson had a chance to go squatching with Michael Merchant, Merchant's wife, and Donny Herring. According to Michael, this area in Maine is where the most recent reported sighting of Bigfoot took place.
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Why?
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1st Mistake:
Walking through an presumed research area during broad daylight, in hopes of having a Sasquatch step out and show you what he or she looks like. It will never happen to him in his lifetime. Furthermore, you just notified every Sasquatch within 5 miles that there are humans in the area, so be on the alert.
2nd Mistake: Howling from the edge of a large clearing, during broad daylight. A curious Sasquatch only needs to position himself at the far end of the clearing, and well out of your audio range of his footsteps, in order to see what clown is making that God awful racket. They will not be easily fooled by even the best howls, when they can clearly see who is making those howls. Sasquatch are also normally invisible during broad daylight, so the only way we have to detect them is by listening for their quiet footsteps, which is clearly impossible to hear from 500 yards away.
3rd Mistake:
Wood knocking during broad daylight, and putting out multiple knocks. Multiple wood knocks is a dead give away of an impatient human who hasn't learned the local lingo. Sasquatch normally only make a single wood knock, and they wait for nightime to do it so that they cannot be easily chased down and killed like a common wild animal who isn't smart enough to be stealthy.
Maximize their curiosity by not letting them know that you are in the area during daylight. Wait until dark before you start imitating a Sasquatch, so that he has the greatest chance of approaching close enough to see who is making that noise. Stay away from edges of clearings because they are not stupid enough to walk across a clearing. Be prepared to switch from the trickery mode, to the communication mode, because they will not stick around if they think that you have any tricks up your sleeve. There should always be something in it for them to approach you, so that they do not leave empty handed and have warm and fuzzy memories of your visit.
Additional Note to Self:
When a former "Out of Venezuela" participant, who nearly starved himself to death in terrain similar to Maine, makes a statement to the effect that "there is so much food right there, in that bog", don't walk, run as fast as you can in the other direction.
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