Animal Legal Defense Fund Sues To Stop Texas Bigfoot Hunt


Parks and Wildlife Department Taken to Task for Greenlighting Sasquatch Slaughter:

AUSTIN – Today, the national nonprofit Animal Legal Defense Fund (ALDF) is filing a lawsuit against the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, requesting judicial review of the agency’s May 2012 administrative finding that Bigfoot is an indigenous "nongame" species that can therefore be hunted without a permit. The Texas Administrative Procedures Act requires that administrative findings are "reasonably supported by substantial evidence." The suit alleges that the agency’s designation is arbitrary and capricious due to a lack of credible evidence supporting its conclusion that the elusive primate is indigenous to the state of Texas, and cites a preponderance of evidence that the man-beast is instead native to Northern California.

Why are Texans messing with the yeti? Tex. Parks & Wild. Code § 67.001 defines "nongame" species as animals who are indigenous to Texas, not endangered, and not otherwise listed in any other part of the code. According to expert declarations accompanying today’s lawsuit, the alleged evidence that Bigfoot is a Longhorn—mostly shaky, grainy videos of what appear to be humans in giant hairy ape costumes—cannot reasonably support the Department's finding. ALDF is also pursuing endangered species protections for the secretive simian, under Tex. Parks & Wild. Code § 68.00.

“Cryptozoological creatures like Bigfoot must not be deprived appropriate legal protections,” says ALDF attorney Chris Berry. “The lack of credible evidence that Bigfoot is indigenous to Texas sets a clear legal prohibition on Sasquatch hunts in the Lone Star State.”

ALDF was founded in 1979 with the unique mission of protecting the lives and advancing the interests of animals through the legal system. For more information, please visit aldf.org.

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    2. I can't help it. It just happens.

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    4. Geez these damn vegan tree hugging PETA hippies will stop at nothing now lets protect an animal that we don't even know for sure exists that's the attitude killin this country everyone wants to cry and complain about something it's as bad as let's give every kid a trophy they are all winners no no they're not


      ------A concerned citizen

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    5. Excessive firsting reflects poorly on one's social skills, and gives the appearance of having no friends, no sex life, and nothing on the horizon.
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    6. Since NY won't recognize the species you can come to Queens and kill as many as you like,chase them all to Nassau County

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    7. Yeah anon, I've been getting a ton of pussy lately so it's been affecting my firsting. In fact, I haven't even been here the past few days. You know who else hasn't been on here? Jill... You guys do the math.

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    8. Mayor, you lying cocksucking, bigheaded son of a bitch! You are NOT fucking Jill or any woman as a matter of fact!! #HOMO

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    9. Mayor,was that Jill Jill or three legged Jill?

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    10. Or was it the dude going by the name of Jill?

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    11. Why doesn't anyone beleive an attractive, intelligent woman would be interested in me? I thought you guys were my friends! :(

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    13. WELL, FOR ONE, THAT WHOLE MANTIES FIASCO DID IT FOR ME MAYOR..






      ALL CAPS

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    14. 1 Adam 12...1 Adam 12...be on the lookout for a man in a purple suit with a large cheeseburger for a head. Considered armed and delicious.

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    15. Rush your a tyrannical firsting oppressor!!
      And Rush sucks!

      Le Resistance

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    16. Long live ALDF and PETA.

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  2. Shit Rush! Fastest firster in the west.

    MMG

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    1. That's great great grandpa Smeja.

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    2. Photoshopped in case you're too dumb to realize.

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  4. More April 1st tomfoolery, bank on that. An organization like this is not going to antagonize the courts by wasting the judiciaries time on(what the court considers) frivolous non-sense....

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    1. Especially in Texas they love killing 5hit including people

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    2. Yeah,seems district attorneys are in season there

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    3. That story is national now; read it up here in a NYC tabloid. Are neo-nazis really assassinating DA's? That is heavy. Feds will bring them down in a week...

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    4. The Animal Defense Organization Legal Fund was set up to insure the survival of only the fittest animals. Especially blonde haired blue-eyed squatches.

      Hail ADOLF!

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    5. I saw their propaganda film "Triumph of the Nothing"..it was very chilling...

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    6. You saw Nothing and you liked it.

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    7. I wish harry would go to texas and get shot

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    8. Leni Reifenstahl aka MATILDA!

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    9. The reference was the Mexican national that the president sent a letter to Texas saying they couldn't execute him for killing a white girl and they did anyway now what's your problem pu55y does your life suck so bad that it makes you retarded

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    10. Yeah harry wants to know because he often finds he himself is retarded and wonders if its attributed to his own life sucking and being a pu55y

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    11. Lol at least he's original you unoriginal bastard.

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    12. Gentlemen,two s's in pussy

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  5. hope a Texan bags a bigfoot

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    1. hope a Bigfoot bags a texan

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    2. Hey! Texans have feelings too..

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    3. Yea but they are just suppressed homosexual feelings. So who cares?

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  6. Nobody is going to bag a Bigfoot.There is not one credible trail cam photo of a Bigfoot not one.Why is that?

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    1. Because your a douschbag

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    2. Trail cam automatically proves or disproves the theory of Sasquatch. STFU

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    3. ^^^ look in the mirror!

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    1. Wouldn't your boyfriend oppose ?

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    2. Are you kidding? Look at the ass on that squatch! Who couyld blame me???

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    3. Lets wait on the supreme court for that call

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    4. Pah! Let them get their own! That ass is mine!

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    5. how DARE you...

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      You remember that bitch Patty you took to prom back in 1967 Bro? Well, let's just say I left a little something in her gifting basket while Mom you were upstairs figuring out your bowtie.

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  8. Ahh America....where real conspiracies get swept under the rug and Bigfoot lives.

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  9. Shoot to thrill, way to kill!
    Too many woman, too many pills!
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    Got my gun and I'm ready, gonna fire at will
    Cause I shoot to thrill! And I'm ready to kill
    I Can't get enough and I cant get my fill!

    PULL THE TRIGGAAHHH!!!

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  11. What happened in Veetnam? Cliffy sit on a punji spike?

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  14. ^^ Exactly. It is equally as damning the failure of proponents to produce an actual Bigfoot in 45 years. The unfortunate skeptics are replicating one hoax. But BF proponents, we're just asking you for one Bigfoot out of 1,000's or tens of 1,000s in North America.   45 years later, not a single one, or piece of one is produced. But hey, it's no where near as ridiculous as the skeptics failure to create a Patty suit. That argument lacks proper perspective.

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    1. The reason nobody can recreate her is because she's real and no suit to begin with, she's probably also not of this earth (or dimension) which is why we can't find these big guys. Bilderberg/media/world governments all keep this and other things secret from the public, they're in essense a world government deciding, they've decided Islam should invade the West and they've decided societies could crumble if we knew all these realities.

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  15. It's April Fools ..
    and that is how far bigfoot research has come ..
    a fing joke still.

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    1. Thanks Melba for that beautiful study, it cleared up so much.

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    2. Is that what it means? If its April Fools Day bigfoot believers shouldnt be able to part take? Please blow your brains out, tonight.

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  16. Give the green light to kill a bigfoot on sight!!!!!!! It will also stop any hoaxing assholes from manning a suit!!! Infact, I hope one of the. Hoaxers get shot, so it will teach the rest a lesson!!!! And then finally we will all see that any proof slightly resembling the existence of bigfoot have all been hoaxers.

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    1. One hoaxer in a suit did die last year, was hit by a truck on the side of a road.

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    2. I think someone should shoot Anon 7:10 and teach him a lesson about wishing death upon other people. Please post your address, will send someone asap.

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    3. 786-371-8238 Call me if you have a problem Nigger unless your a big fat pussy like you appear to be!

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    4. No need to wish him dead he is already dead living in Miami

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  17. Ummm, you're wrong ^^^^

    All the evidence points to bigfoot being real. All of it.

    An asinine skeptic pissed in my science hat ar recess today.Now I can't have any fun which means ain't no science happening.

    All the evidence points to bigfoot being real. All of it.

    I never repeat myself.

    See how this works?

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    1. what is the mental illness you have been diagnosed with? Because I do not what to catch it.

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    2. I hope you dont what to catch it.

      STUPID ILLITERATE FUCK

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  18. Do tater tots come from taterholes?

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    1. Do donut holes come from donuts?

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    2. We know if you have a Doosh-hole in your Dooshbag, you got problems.

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  19. (clive squashy)

    Returning home from a Tijuana donkey show one afternoon with my ol pal Sloppy Joe Jones.

    Came upon a tiny Texas town shack outside La Grange...you know what I'm talkin' about. Just let me know if you wanna go to that home out on the range. They gotta lotta nice girls ah.

    Anyway, went in and up on the stage was a lady bigfoot dancin & winking at Joe. When she jumped down...pants went brown. We got outta there before things got sloppy+

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  20. It's about time that faked photograph has the feet pointed in the right direction, that was getting annoying--No photoshop skills but at least it's correct now.

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    1. It's cuz it's a Bar (as they say in W.Va)

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  21. Nobody on this feed knows how to spell Douche bag

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    1. You do not know how to use proper capitalization or punctuation; "Douche" and no period. You are dumb.

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  22. ROFL @ that dead Bigfoot image.

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