Phil Poling Breaks Down The RockSquatch Photograph From Humboldt County
Is this photograph from Northern California a Bigfoot or a rock? ParaBreakdown's Phil Poling breaks it down for us:
Also, watch this video comparing the "Bigfoot" image to the Hovey photo:
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ReplyDeleteCloser!
DeleteMMG
MMG, you always seem just behind =D
DeleteThat rock squatch firsted the house down
DeleteThat's what happens when you leave the house unlocked, he is just leaving the scene of the crime after he just dropped a big ole Duece in the toilet.
DeleteSquatch Nuts
The red eyeshine I saw was ruby red, that almost had a pink tint. They looked like two big reflectors. This was with a large spotlight shining at them. We both froze for a few seconds, then they just went out. It was a dark night & I never saw a body, just the red eyes.
DeleteThe time I saw the green ones, there was absolutely no light to be reflected. I watched them from the corner of my eye for several minutes, while talking to him. Finally, I said "I can see your eyes", & they immediately disappeared. I reached inside the door, flipped a light on & saw a possum walking directly in front of me. There's always a diversion when they think they are caught doing something sneaky.
Prove it.
DeleteH if there was a trophy for seconding then I'd have it in bag.
DeleteAlas second is nowhere.
We will prevail.
MMG
ahh, my love I have always cum last, so i'm used to it.
DeleteMen *rolls eyes*
That's one weird looking rock if that's the case. Would like to see a before and after "trail cam" photo though. And WTF is up with the house?
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DeleteI think that rocksquatch huffed and puffed, then let out a big squatch fart and blew the house down.
DeleteAgreed!!!^^^ That house is f#$%^d up
DeleteI've got crystal clear video of a squatch smacking a mountain lion with a rainbow trout. I can't release it until somebody forks over ONE BILLION DOLLARS. I showed the first ten seconds to Matt moneymaker and Troy aikman and they both freaked out BAD. DM me if you're a hot chick.
ReplyDeleteBest post of the night! Haha!
Deletewhats with the house? thats the biggest mysery in the whole site
ReplyDeleteIn my professional opinion that squatch pushed that house off a cliff to impress his best friend, a mountain lion named Sydney who loves to party and has boned like 50 owls
DeleteWe were at the cottage (Eww)
ReplyDeleteEverybody had matching towels (Eww)
Somebody went under a dock (Eww)
And there they saw a rock (Eww)
It wasn't a rock (Eww)
Was a rock sasquatch (Eww)
Don't squaches masturbate or fuck? Why don't they ever hear them makin some sweet squach fucking howls? They should stop looking for the squatch itself, and start looking for globs of squach cum! Moneymaker is sure to know the stench well..... Zeef zeef...
ReplyDeletePHIL IS A BUG EYED ASS.
ReplyDeleteSo is "the rock"
Delete"There He Goes!"
ReplyDeletePOST THE COAST 2 COAST SHOW FROM SUNDAY
ReplyDeleteThe looney tunes over at the BFF are going crazy over this rocksquatch.
ReplyDeleteROCK ON!!
ReplyDeleteIt's not a rock - it's the root system of the tree which has been blown over or pushed over. The house may very well have been damaged by a sinkhole and slide and that would explain the position of the house and the tree and roots. Look carefully and it will soon make sense to you.
ReplyDeleteIts Bigfoot, you son of a bitch!!
DeleteThis picture is from two years ago when a large mudslide hit the Humboldt County area. So, it's not Bigfoot, nor a rock, nor an alien nor any other such nonsense. Phil needs to start doing a better job of debunking the bunk.
DeleteWill the RockCrotch be featured on Binding Figboot?
ReplyDeleteA question to DWA:
ReplyDeleteWhy no unambiguous photos of bigfoot?
No. You don't get to that here. Your scientists don't do their jobs and you want to claim an endeavor(i.e wildlife photography)that requires scientific input is a failure. No, not here. Run along now...
DeleteHe sounds like that, right? Whatta dickhead..
I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam I'am.
ReplyDeleteWhy does it have a hairy face? I thought they all shaved that bit.
ReplyDeleteare you asking me? Well its a rock for one thing.
DeleteHairy rocks are very common--Some have fur-some are bald and some have mohawks.
Deletedo you smell what the rock squatch is cooking ?
ReplyDeleteAs Charly Brown once said "I gotta rock".
ReplyDeleteI'm not a believer of Snatsquatches.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm also not a believer of hairy rocks.
It's a Rock why even place another video comparing a rock to the Hovey picture(also fake). All I have to say is thank God for Phil's discerning eye.
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