Phil Poling Breaks Down The RockSquatch Photograph From Humboldt County


Is this photograph from Northern California a Bigfoot or a rock? ParaBreakdown's Phil Poling breaks it down for us:


Also, watch this video comparing the "Bigfoot" image to the Hovey photo:

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    1. MMG, you always seem just behind =D

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    2. That rock squatch firsted the house down

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    3. That's what happens when you leave the house unlocked, he is just leaving the scene of the crime after he just dropped a big ole Duece in the toilet.
      Squatch Nuts

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    4. The red eyeshine I saw was ruby red, that almost had a pink tint. They looked like two big reflectors. This was with a large spotlight shining at them. We both froze for a few seconds, then they just went out. It was a dark night & I never saw a body, just the red eyes.

      The time I saw the green ones, there was absolutely no light to be reflected. I watched them from the corner of my eye for several minutes, while talking to him. Finally, I said "I can see your eyes", & they immediately disappeared. I reached inside the door, flipped a light on & saw a possum walking directly in front of me. There's always a diversion when they think they are caught doing something sneaky.

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    5. H if there was a trophy for seconding then I'd have it in bag.

      Alas second is nowhere.

      We will prevail.

      MMG

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    6. ahh, my love I have always cum last, so i'm used to it.

      Men *rolls eyes*

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  2. That's one weird looking rock if that's the case. Would like to see a before and after "trail cam" photo though. And WTF is up with the house?

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    2. I think that rocksquatch huffed and puffed, then let out a big squatch fart and blew the house down.

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    3. Agreed!!!^^^ That house is f#$%^d up

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  3. I've got crystal clear video of a squatch smacking a mountain lion with a rainbow trout. I can't release it until somebody forks over ONE BILLION DOLLARS. I showed the first ten seconds to Matt moneymaker and Troy aikman and they both freaked out BAD. DM me if you're a hot chick.

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  4. whats with the house? thats the biggest mysery in the whole site

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    1. In my professional opinion that squatch pushed that house off a cliff to impress his best friend, a mountain lion named Sydney who loves to party and has boned like 50 owls

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  5. We were at the cottage (Eww)
    Everybody had matching towels (Eww)
    Somebody went under a dock (Eww)
    And there they saw a rock (Eww)
    It wasn't a rock (Eww)
    Was a rock sasquatch (Eww)

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  6. Don't squaches masturbate or fuck? Why don't they ever hear them makin some sweet squach fucking howls? They should stop looking for the squatch itself, and start looking for globs of squach cum! Moneymaker is sure to know the stench well..... Zeef zeef...

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  7. POST THE COAST 2 COAST SHOW FROM SUNDAY

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  8. The looney tunes over at the BFF are going crazy over this rocksquatch.

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  9. It's not a rock - it's the root system of the tree which has been blown over or pushed over. The house may very well have been damaged by a sinkhole and slide and that would explain the position of the house and the tree and roots. Look carefully and it will soon make sense to you.

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    1. Its Bigfoot, you son of a bitch!!

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    2. This picture is from two years ago when a large mudslide hit the Humboldt County area. So, it's not Bigfoot, nor a rock, nor an alien nor any other such nonsense. Phil needs to start doing a better job of debunking the bunk.

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  10. Will the RockCrotch be featured on Binding Figboot?

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  11. A question to DWA:

    Why no unambiguous photos of bigfoot?

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    1. No. You don't get to that here. Your scientists don't do their jobs and you want to claim an endeavor(i.e wildlife photography)that requires scientific input is a failure. No, not here. Run along now...

      He sounds like that, right? Whatta dickhead..

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  12. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam I'am.

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  13. Why does it have a hairy face? I thought they all shaved that bit.

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    1. are you asking me? Well its a rock for one thing.

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    2. Hairy rocks are very common--Some have fur-some are bald and some have mohawks.

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  14. do you smell what the rock squatch is cooking ?

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  15. As Charly Brown once said "I gotta rock".

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  16. I'm not a believer of Snatsquatches.
    But I'm also not a believer of hairy rocks.

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  17. It's a Rock why even place another video comparing a rock to the Hovey picture(also fake). All I have to say is thank God for Phil's discerning eye.

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