No More Breakdowns From Phil Poling... For a Week
Phil Poling just issued the following "WARNING" on the Team Tazer fan page:
"WARNING; Breakdown withdrawal. A breakdown withdrawal warning has been issued for the ParaBreakdown channel. Due to circumstances well within my control and desire, there will be no breakdowns for ParaBreakdown on Youtube for a period of 10 days! An emergency notification has been sent to Michael Merchant and Shawn Evidence who will attempt to issue as many breakdowns as possible during this time. We are sorry for the inconvenience this may cause those wishing to see these breakdowns. As for the reason behind this - hint - look at my avatar. I'm out of here, suckers!!! Helllloooooo palm trees, rum and dark sexy ladies." - Phil
While Phil is away drinking rum in the Carribeans, you can still check out his ParaBreakdown channel here (Don't forget to subscribe!): ParaBreakdown
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ReplyDeleteFirst!
ReplyDeleteAW squatch sac!
DeleteHa! once again the UKs premier sasquatch researcher , totally Rick Dyered you...
ReplyDeleteThere is not enough rum in all of the carribeans to fill that gullet.
ReplyDeleteWell Phil you knob head I hope you chose a Carnival Cruise!
ReplyDeleteHey don't creepy people go on those to do weird things where there are no laws in international waters don't get molestered Phil
DeleteHey rush where can I send an email I got a question
DeleteSure, I will send you a message via your youtube channel, you will know it's me.
DeleteIf he's on a carnival cruise the only brown blobs he has to breakdown is from the backed up toilets after the generator fails.
ReplyDeleteFirst to say last!!
ReplyDeleteHave a great trip, Phil. Keep your eyes open: you can add another to the ridiculous places a bigfoot has been sighted: the Caribbean, Hawaii, Nassau County, Connecticut, Rhode Island...
ReplyDeleteThank God. That guy is dull
ReplyDeleteTrue Dat
DeleteYou have to be thankful for the small mercies in life.
DeleteYes, all I can say is Thank God, and take all the time you need. Phew.
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