No More Breakdowns From Phil Poling... For a Week

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Phil Poling just issued the following "WARNING" on the Team Tazer fan page:

"WARNING; Breakdown withdrawal. A breakdown withdrawal warning has been issued for the ParaBreakdown channel. Due to circumstances well within my control and desire, there will be no breakdowns for ParaBreakdown on Youtube for a period of 10 days! An emergency notification has been sent to Michael Merchant and Shawn Evidence who will attempt to issue as many breakdowns as possible during this time. We are sorry for the inconvenience this may cause those wishing to see these breakdowns. As for the reason behind this - hint - look at my avatar. I'm out of here, suckers!!! Helllloooooo palm trees, rum and dark sexy ladies." - Phil

While Phil is away drinking rum in the Carribeans, you can still check out his ParaBreakdown channel here (Don't forget to subscribe!): ParaBreakdown

Comments

  1. AnonymousFriday, March 22, 2013 at 10:34:00 AM PDT

    First

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  2. AnonymousFriday, March 22, 2013 at 10:34:00 AM PDT

    First!

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  3. AnonymousFriday, March 22, 2013 at 10:35:00 AM PDT

    Ha! once again the UKs premier sasquatch researcher , totally Rick Dyered you...

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  4. AnonymousFriday, March 22, 2013 at 10:44:00 AM PDT

    There is not enough rum in all of the carribeans to fill that gullet.

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  5. rushferlifeFriday, March 22, 2013 at 10:45:00 AM PDT

    Well Phil you knob head I hope you chose a Carnival Cruise!

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    1. UnknownFriday, March 22, 2013 at 11:19:00 AM PDT

      Hey don't creepy people go on those to do weird things where there are no laws in international waters don't get molestered Phil

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    2. UnknownFriday, March 22, 2013 at 11:20:00 AM PDT

      Hey rush where can I send an email I got a question

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    3. rushferlifeFriday, March 22, 2013 at 12:36:00 PM PDT

      Sure, I will send you a message via your youtube channel, you will know it's me.

      Delete
  6. AnonymousFriday, March 22, 2013 at 10:46:00 AM PDT

    If he's on a carnival cruise the only brown blobs he has to breakdown is from the backed up toilets after the generator fails.

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  7. AnonymousFriday, March 22, 2013 at 11:04:00 AM PDT

    First to say last!!

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  8. AnonymousFriday, March 22, 2013 at 11:35:00 AM PDT

    Have a great trip, Phil. Keep your eyes open: you can add another to the ridiculous places a bigfoot has been sighted: the Caribbean, Hawaii, Nassau County, Connecticut, Rhode Island...

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  9. AnonymousFriday, March 22, 2013 at 1:19:00 PM PDT

    Thank God. That guy is dull

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  10. AnonymousFriday, March 22, 2013 at 10:14:00 PM PDT

    Yes, all I can say is Thank God, and take all the time you need. Phew.

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