Listen To This New Show: The Squatching Misadventures of Ratman and C Dog Episode 1: Trouble in Myakka

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Join Ratman and C Dog as they bash Bigfoot pop culture and be just plain ridiculous. They will travel from place to place get in adventures and trouble all along the way. More trouble than adventure will find them as they try to uncover hoaxes, stop monster Bigfoot investigators and employ the help of a group of heroes that know nothing about them... the superheroes of Team Tazer. In this episode Ratman and C Dog travel to Florida with the help of Snowwalker Prime to take down the monster run amok, Tim Fasano.

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  1. AnonymousSunday, March 31, 2013 at 5:51:00 PM PDT

    FIRST

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    1. AnonymousSunday, March 31, 2013 at 5:53:00 PM PDT

      livin' the dream!

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    2. AnonymousSunday, March 31, 2013 at 6:20:00 PM PDT

      I gave up trying to be First. Fisting is just too much pressure.

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    3. AnonymousMonday, April 1, 2013 at 12:07:00 PM PDT

      Fisting sure is a lot of pressure.

      MMG

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  2. DWASunday, March 31, 2013 at 5:53:00 PM PDT

    How DARE you.

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    1. the real fake DWASunday, March 31, 2013 at 6:21:00 PM PDT

      how DARE you...

      Such a simple phrase.

      Yet none of you taterholes grasp the nuances of capitalization and punctuation.

      Delete
    2. the real fake fake DWASunday, March 31, 2013 at 6:27:00 PM PDT

      how DARE you...

      Delete
  3. AnonymousSunday, March 31, 2013 at 5:55:00 PM PDT

    5 minutes till showtime people, 5 minute till showtime

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  4. AnonymousSunday, March 31, 2013 at 6:04:00 PM PDT

    seems dead on here everyone must be listening to dyers show

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    1. AnonymousSunday, March 31, 2013 at 6:34:00 PM PDT

      Typo on title of his site; "Rick Dyernad Team"
      Dyernad..heh heh..

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    2. AnonymousSunday, March 31, 2013 at 6:35:00 PM PDT

      That guy has brain damage.

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    3. Dick RyderSunday, March 31, 2013 at 7:33:00 PM PDT

      I does not has dain bramage.

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  5. AnonymousSunday, March 31, 2013 at 6:15:00 PM PDT

    uh yah bigfoot here. just got a new ipad off a dead hiker, nice. quite a week, had a human sighting a few days ago. came up into this clearing and saw this little human imp like fellow with his pants down. seems he was shoving taters up his taterhole. well i ate some really bad tasting taters a few weeks back so i kind of made the connection. got pretty p.o.'d you know. well i swung my hairy ass around and blasted my anal sac in this little creeps direction enveloping him in the most exquisite squatch funk. well this twerp starts wretching and gagging and finally projectile vomits about ten feet! at the same time a tater flies out of his butt and smashes against a fir tree 20ft. away! well thus satisfied i backed out of the the clearing and double timed it up to the ridge above. met my cousin up there and told him i got a double ender out of a human. we knocked a few trees and screamed some in celebration. oh boy, good times, yup, good times.

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  6. AnonymousSunday, March 31, 2013 at 6:16:00 PM PDT

    They're all glued to the tube watching the FB marathon. They'll all be back tomorrow twice as full of horseshit as usual.

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  7. AnonymousSunday, March 31, 2013 at 6:27:00 PM PDT

    Here is an animation of the opening Frames of the 'middle segment' of the Film. In the very first frame, the 'main log' is visible to the right of the 'S-Trunk'...and then it's seen to the left of the trunk....so, apparently Roger circled-around the trunk, to some degree...

    One interesting thing that I found, is that the object that the camera gets a close-up shot of at the end of the gif, can be seen in an earlier Frame....nearby the 'S-Trunk'...

    Apparently, Roger stumbled pretty quickly, as he ran past that 'S trunk'. When he stumbled, it looks like he had to lower his arm with the camera, to try to keep himself from falling down.

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    1. AnonymousSunday, March 31, 2013 at 8:01:00 PM PDT

      Roger stumbled because the footsteps of the mighty squatch caused the earth to tremble. It was an event of such power and awesomeness that Gimlin went home and took a nap while Roger showed the movie..lol...

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  8. Chewbacca Sunday, March 31, 2013 at 6:42:00 PM PDT

    I could only get to 2:08....

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    1. Charles BronsonSunday, March 31, 2013 at 9:37:00 PM PDT

      at about the 2min mark I was like YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! That was really bad!

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  9. AnonymousSunday, March 31, 2013 at 6:55:00 PM PDT

    Is it okay if I don't listen?

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    1. AnonymousSunday, March 31, 2013 at 9:39:00 PM PDT

      Seriously, NEVER LISTEN TO THIS! TELL YOUR FRIENDS! THATS HOW BAD IT IS!

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  10. AnonymousSunday, March 31, 2013 at 9:37:00 PM PDT

    This is garbage. Not a funny joke in all 5:34. Just a bunch of terrible sound effects and noises all at different volumes making little to no sense. I would say good effort but I cant, complete waste of time for whoever made this and anyone like myself who got duped into watching it.

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  11. AnonymousSunday, March 31, 2013 at 9:37:00 PM PDT

    I cannot believe I just wasted over 5 minutes of my life on this. NEVER DO THIS AGAIN

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  12. AnonymousSunday, March 31, 2013 at 9:39:00 PM PDT

    I would like to say for the entire bigfoot community, that this is not only the worst thing since AIDS but possibly worse than the plague. Next time, kill yourselves instead of recording, editing, and posting this crap.

    You too Shawn, your just as responsible for this disaster. End it all.

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  13. Robot Justin SmejaMonday, April 1, 2013 at 6:27:00 AM PDT

    Oh for god's sake that was so horrible!!! please Shawn no more of these of these guys!

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