Hudson River Bigfoot Breakdown
This video was filmed in Hudson Valley New York. While hiking by the river bank, YouTube user Dale Wetherby drops his camera, falls down and recovers to continue filming the Bigfoot. This is a damn good video (not sure it's fake, but pretty sure it is), but at this point, we're glad he's O.K. and he wasn't attacked by the giant lemur. "This thing freaked me the F out out! I have no idea what it was but I am so never going back there," says the guy.
Here's the original video:
Here's the breakdown:
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ReplyDeleteDAMN YOU TO HADES!
DeleteWHAT HOOD DO DAT BIGFOOT STAY?? MAN, I THINKS HE DA MISSING LINK BETWEEN A GORILLA AND A PIMP
DeleteHey idiots! There is no such thing as a bigfoot in north america! Please tell me what the hell is wrong with u people!
ReplyDeleteSo, do they exist South America? Europe? Russia?
DeleteDon't know. But they don't exist here. U gottabe a retard to believe in such a tale
DeleteHey mickey, russia isn't a continent dumbass
DeleteOnly idiots use "u" for you. Dipshit!
DeleteHey 7:23, why do the skeptards believe that panda bears are swinging free and easy all over North America? They didn't blink that "biologists" just reported that Ketchum's North American samples show panda DNA. They just simply lap it up like obedient children.
DeleteYes, these are the skeptards.
Its called internet shorthand. Its used in website and blog threads, texts and informal emails. Dipshit! Go chase ur I mean YOUR fake monkey. Lol I mean laugh out loud
Deletethey exist in Lemuria
Deletethere is no such thing in north america?? there is no such thing, anywhere else either!!!!
DeleteGiant Lemurs are Bigfoot.
Delete7:48 is a retard spouting that shit. Why don't you do a little research and figure out why it blasted panda.
DeleteWhen did Russia become a continent?
DeleteLast night about 6:30 p.m. were the hell you been?
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DeleteMan that dude got mind blasted bad
Deleteshit he even let his camera pass out with him
Shit his pants probably after the mind bast
This is a condensed conversation from several years ago. I was telling this skeptard about reports of big black cats in Northern England and Scotland.
ReplyDeleteRegarding a sighting in which a mutilated sheep was found perched high in a tree, the skeptard retorted:
"Alcohol!"
"No, no the sheep carcass was in the top of the tree, torn apart."
"Alcohol!"
"No, you see, the game warden came and also saw the sheep remains in the tree."
"Ha ha! Alcohol!"
"No, the police came too, and also found the sheep body to be perched high in the tree, torn apart, bloody."
"What are those guys smokin'? Ha ha, it's all alcohol!"
"No, you see, the witness who called the authorities found the sheep carcass; the game warden verified it and wrote a report; the police verified it and wrote a report."
"Ah ha! Alchohol! They're all drinkin'! That's it! Alchohol!"
That's how it ended up.
You might be interested to know that this skeptard, as do all of them, clung to a certain belief system which made it impossible for big black cats to exist where the reports were coming from.
It might surprise you to hear that this skeptard was a born-again Christian fellow, and his belief system made him shut his mind down to anything which conflicted with the possibilities within the parameters of his belief system.
You'll notice how similar the inflexible skeptard atheist is to the inflexible skeptard born-againer. Both refuse to look outside their respective belief systems. (Yes atheism in all its forms is a belief system, and some aspects of it may even require faith.)
You'll see too from the conversation above how lunatic is the skeptard's "alternate theory" comopared to the plain reports of big black cats:
Skeptard's theory: The witness, one or more more game wardens, and one or more cops, were all roaring drunk and/or high.
That argument, as are all skeptardical arguments, is crazier than what the skeptard is attacking: that some big black cats are roaming that region.
You see how the skeptard avoided the plain point that the sheep carcass was found in the tree. That had to be avoided, because it was good evidence that a large cat killed the sheep and carried the remains into a tree, a common practice of big cats.
No, let's avoid that, and focus on all of these witnesses being drunk or high.
That demonstrates how the skeptards' MO is avoidance, and changing the subject, because they have no plausible argument against the main thrust of the report or argument presented to them.
It's a classically weak position, and it's a wonder they cling to it so pointlessly and desperately.
Since this skeptard obviously knew that big cats drag prey into treetops, his only counter was to attack all of the witnesses as drunks or druggies. He couldn't argue against the sheep carcass being in the tree, so he went on an offensive against those reporting and recording the incident.
It's classic skeptardism. It's a waste of time, and it's what you'll see in the comments on this blog every day.
So u believe that there r panda bears in north america? Wow
Deletejeez dude you just wasted that much of your limited lifespan typing all that crap above
DeleteYeah long ass sucky comment.
DeleteAnyway, anyone buy that new shopvac attachment that's been flying off the store shelves? Finally got my hands on one.
OOOOOOOOOH......I piddled in a puddle....just the other day....then I paddled in the puddle, where I piddled....just the other day. Then I paddled with a poodle...in the puddle, where I piddled.....just the other day.....And then....believe it or not....I peddled thru the puddle, with a poodle, and a paddle, in the puddle where I piddled......why....JUST the other day!
DeleteThat was the condensed version? The only thing condensed in relation to that story was your head!
DeleteOuch..my finger hurts from all that scrolling....yawn,,, What did this guy want?
DeleteI love Bigfoot !
ReplyDeleteLove you too....
DeleteI love Lamp.
DeleteI ate a chocolate squirrel.
DeleteDAT BIGFOOT BE A GREAT 1ST ROUND DRAFT PICK FOR MY RAIDERS. BTW........OJ IS INNOCENT!!!
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Henry May
This definitely isn't a turkey but the Provo Canyon video is most definitely a turkey. Thanks for your time.
ReplyDeleteI would like a few things cleared up, if someone would be so kind. First off, are turkeys being mistaken for bigfoot? What'd I miss? Secondly, what are the origins and community relevance of jar pooping? If I should be pooping in a jar I feel someone should tell me. Lastly, err...taterhole? Never mind, I think I get that one.
ReplyDelete^ you're the poop in a jar dude so quit commenting on yourself and STFU Idiot!
DeleteHere! See? Not the poop in jar guy, you jackwagon. I thought I could find some answers here, but just more questions. Jars of feces, taterholes, and an abundant mention of turkeys is about it. I did learn the origin of "pwned", I guess that's something.
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Deletepoop in a jar dude.
Not a Bear.
DeleteOk, it's me. (Deep Breath) My name is Dale Watson and I'm a prolific jar pooper. And as an aside, I'd rather be an old fart, than a new country turd.
DeleteThey fool me to the top of my bent.
DeleteDammit, dammit, dammit!!
DeleteSome guy thought the Provo Canyon video was a turkey, which it obviously is not.
DeleteGot it thanks.
DeleteI like Michael less and less each time he puts up another of his breakdowns. They're not very good.
ReplyDeleteI like him more and more. MORE BREAK DOWNS!
DeleteDefinitely a Bigfoot.
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ReplyDeleteDid you hear that some drunk bloke in Scotland found a dead sheep in a tree? Apparently that proves that gigantic black cats are roaming freely in the British Isles.
DeleteSome lads were jabbering about it while I was reading David Copperfield and enjoying my tea crumpets. Paid them no nevermind, why do you ask?
DeleteThey're a kind of people
ReplyDeletemichael is such aznywhacky caracterand funy guy! i love his breakdowns. hes brve too as he doesnt take on the easy hoaxed ones but the nterestng oes wherby he shows us somethin new. gre stuff. thnkflly we dont have to long 4 another taze mionue. brilliant
ReplyDeleteIf you think he's brilliant your stupid!
DeleteYou trying way to hard on your grammar thing, start with yes and no for a while then after you pick up some confidence I would move on to poop,jar, taterhole, first , ass to mouth, don't get ahead of your level of intelligence.
One Eyed Wookie
Don't you fuckers ever stop???
ReplyDeleteThe Copycat Bigfoot Hoaxer Phenomenon, (CBHP) appears to be picking up steam. With Bigfoot on TV more often, all the non-achievers in the world see an easy opportunity to get some TV face time, and maybe even become famous if they can carry on the scam long enough. Maybe even, they can get someone to pay them to be interviewed.
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