Harass Bigfoot And Get Up To 10 Years In Prison

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Did you know you could be fined up to $100,000 and face prison time for harassing Bigfoot in Washington? Awesome, right? Check out this infographic to see what other unusual and bizarre stuff you can get in trouble for in America:

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[via www.infographicsarchive.com]

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  1. JillTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:14:00 PM PDT

    Maybe?

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    1. JillTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:15:00 PM PDT

      Drat. I'm #3

      Delete
    2. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:22:00 PM PDT

      You will always be my number 1 Jill

      Delete
    3. JillTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:27:00 PM PDT

      You are just saying that because I'm grilling steak and drinking brandy

      Delete
    4. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:43:00 PM PDT

      I heated up some easy mac and a frozen burrito. Got some flat Mountain Dew. Call me!

      Delete
    5. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:06:00 PM PDT

      Jill, do you find the unwashed, unshaven, and anorexic look of Stacy Brown, Jr. hawt? I'm thinking it might get me more sexy time but I am having trouble ditching the double-stuff Oreos.

      Delete
    6. JillTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:17:00 PM PDT

      What's wrong with double-stuffed oreos?

      Delete
    7. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:21:00 PM PDT

      Nothin unless you eat them by the package in one sitting.

      Delete
    8. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:21:00 PM PDT

      NOTHING! That's the problem. I can skip my weekly shower, not shaving is delightful, but getting that borderline-starvation-need-gravy-and-pork-chop look... that's my problem.

      Delete
  2. HTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:14:00 PM PDT

    Fuck a duck

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  3. Mayor McCheeseTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:16:00 PM PDT

    You kiss your sister with that mouth?

    ReplyDelete
  4. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:17:00 PM PDT

    I repost this question

    Has anyone ever heard a couple of Bigfeet farting, instead of knocking, to each other?

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:18:00 PM PDT

      very interesting question indeed. I think Bobo is the right person to answer, he's very knowledgable about farting

      Delete
    2. Mayor McCheeseTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:21:00 PM PDT

      And Barackman is knowledgable about fart knocking.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:24:00 PM PDT

      I don't wanna talk with Bobo. He's pretty scary.

      Delete
    4. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:28:00 PM PDT

      Ah-ha! Damn Bigfeet!!! That's how they communicate remaining hidden, how can you distinguish animal's farts?

      Delete
    5. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:51:00 PM PDT

      I wanna see Bobo farting on sunday's last episode of Finding Snatsquatches!

      Delete
    6. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:54:00 PM PDT

      You'll see nothing and like it.

      Delete
    7. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:00:00 PM PDT

      Bigfoots lay down some brutal farts but they are always silent/deadly.

      Delete
    8. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:22:00 PM PDT

      At work today I had to speak to one my staff as they were 'breaking wind' or as described by another 'doing poop ghosts'.

      The smell was deeply unpleasant. A girl was complaining that the odour was clinging to her clothes.

      Wonder what kind of advice I'll receive from our HR department on this one.

      MMG

      Delete
  5. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:17:00 PM PDT

    Oh come on it's just too easy to troll this, come on footers, commit more!

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    1. JillTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:20:00 PM PDT

      Maybe later I'm cooking dinner

      Delete
    2. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:21:00 PM PDT

      You can not troll bigfooters.

      They troll themselves by believing in a mythical creature.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:25:00 PM PDT

      Don't think they know this

      Delete
    4. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:37:00 PM PDT

      Trolls are a type of little people.

      Delete
    5. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:38:00 PM PDT

      At least they are real!

      Delete
    6. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:41:00 PM PDT

      lol^ BOOM shut down

      Delete
  6. HTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:18:00 PM PDT

    I have a sister :O

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  7. Mayor McCheeseTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:20:00 PM PDT

    Go on...

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  8. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:24:00 PM PDT

    H. Tuesday just for laughs google Austrailian Blob fish. Check images. Is this not the most unusual human looking thing you have ever seen?

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  9. HTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:24:00 PM PDT

    *you* could of told me Daddy...tears, tears ,depression...jump off cliff...end of.

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  10. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:26:00 PM PDT

    It is illegal to harass an Austrailian Blob fish during spawning season.

    ReplyDelete
  11. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:27:00 PM PDT

    The dynasty continues

    ReplyDelete
  12. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:39:00 PM PDT

    I Harassed a Sheepsquatch once and it was not frowned upon.

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  13. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:40:00 PM PDT

    fuck that I wanna shoot and kill a sasquatch

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:49:00 PM PDT

      You will shoot and kill nothing and like it.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:52:00 PM PDT

      Actually he will probably kill some poor person in flannel and Wranglers.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:26:00 PM PDT

      cool

      Delete
  14. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:42:00 PM PDT

    im looking forward to randles biscardi-esque performance next week making up stories to promote bigfoot

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:52:00 PM PDT

      How dare you!

      Delete
    2. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 7:15:00 PM PDT

      Does he come on before the alien segment or after the ghost stories?
      I want to time it right, and not have to sit through fake ass bullshit that only gullible fools take seriously...

      Delete
  15. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:45:00 PM PDT

    I keep my poop in a jar.

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  16. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:47:00 PM PDT

    I thought I told you freaks to leave my husband alone! Harassing him like he's someone's bitch.

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  17. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:52:00 PM PDT

    I Hairyassed a Sasquatch in Washington once but that's a little different...and it was consensual.

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  18. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:53:00 PM PDT

    Does your sister have the same eyes as you?

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  19. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:55:00 PM PDT

    I wanna have a pelt made from a squatch. Please kill him.

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 4:58:00 PM PDT

      Sicko! You will get nothing and you will like it.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 4:30:00 PM PDT

      I import mediocre quality Orang Pendek fur from the Asia.

      Anyone interested?

      MMG

      Delete
  20. LeroyTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:00:00 PM PDT

    Have you ever pulled your peepee out and stuck it in a fan to stop it and right when the tip goes flying off you think that maybe it wasn't such a great idea?

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:18:00 PM PDT

      Yep, but I use it to my advantage as an ice-breaker in casual conversation.

      Delete
    2. LeroyTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:26:00 PM PDT

      Thanks.I didn't even think.I just act before I think.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:31:00 PM PDT

      That's ok. Keep it up and one day you might shoot some guy in a hooded sweatshirt.

      Delete
  21. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:04:00 PM PDT

    it also should be illegal to waste people's time by creating hoaxes about bigfoot. I say we bring back tar and feathering people . There is a danger that those tar and feathered may be reported as a bigfoot sighting.

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:07:00 PM PDT

      well since 100% of bigfootery is hoaxes, misinformation, scams, and other circus shows that you would expect from a mythical creature then that's a lot of tar and feathers needed.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:07:00 PM PDT

      Tar and Feathered people are a type of people.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:08:00 PM PDT

      Jokes aside, I agree. As CGI becomes more readily-available, hoaxes will definitely increase and become even more of a nuisance and danger.

      Delete
    4. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:24:00 PM PDT

      Please sign my 'Hang a Hoaxer' petition.

      Thank You.

      MMG

      Delete
    5. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:27:00 PM PDT

      You couldn't CGI your way out of a wet paper auto.

      Delete
    6. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:28:00 PM PDT

      Any NDAs that goes with the petition?

      Delete
    7. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:33:00 PM PDT

      maybe tar and feathering is a bit cruel. We need the tar for fixing potholes. mollasses and feathering is a much more humane punishment

      Delete
  22. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:06:00 PM PDT

    I know what you saw, you know what you saw, you saw nothing and liked it!

    ReplyDelete
  23. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:11:00 PM PDT

    Ive been tracking nothing for 25 years.

    Theres nothing on the hill!

    I do think theres nothing in these woods!

    I know what you saw, you know what you saw, you saw nothing, and you liked it, welcome to the club.

    ReplyDelete
  24. HTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:13:00 PM PDT

    Why are they sexy? *slow wink*

    ReplyDelete
  25. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:13:00 PM PDT

    Skeptard buttplugger.

    ReplyDelete
  26. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:15:00 PM PDT

    Nope. Hers are blacker and much more runnier.

    MMG

    ReplyDelete
  27. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:25:00 PM PDT

    Those 'Messin' With Sasquatch' guys are looking at hard time.

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    1. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:33:00 PM PDT

      Oh shut up. We all know that's not real.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:34:00 PM PDT

      They Damn sure are. Taterholes will inevitably be violated.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:35:00 PM PDT

      It looks more real than anything released as evidence in the last 60 years.

      Delete
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    2. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 7:20:00 PM PDT

      You are trolling a computer program that puts out spam. They have feelings too you know...

      Delete
  29. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:39:00 PM PDT

    I'm starting to think the odds of Sasquatch being real are greater than the odds of any real females posting on here. I could be wrong, but I'm usually not.

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  30. HTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 5:54:00 PM PDT

    HOW DARE YOU

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  31. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 6:10:00 PM PDT

    What happens if you corn hole a bigfoot?

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    1. Salty McTaterskinsTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 6:40:00 PM PDT

      you get mud helmet and lethal injection?

      Delete
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    1. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 6:59:00 PM PDT

      Dick Ryder is the asshole you need to be talking to.

      Delete
  33. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 7:07:00 PM PDT

    Saw a bigfoot shootin hoops today. I shit you not.

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  34. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 7:09:00 PM PDT

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  35. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 7:11:00 PM PDT

    Penal. Nice.

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  36. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 7:51:00 PM PDT

    Two verified chicks and their avatars are a psycho nun and a pet dog...gay...

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  37. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 8:09:00 PM PDT

    Bearking here. One time I harassed Ralph macchio cuz I thought he was rimming my hero Mr. Miyagi! I waxed his ass with Gerbie gook! Whack on whack off you closet homo! I need miyagi for my pogo stick!

    ReplyDelete
  38. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 8:32:00 PM PDT

    BREAKING NEWS -
    Man gets fined $100,000 & faces 10 years in prison for harassing a Sasquatch in Washington State -
    - and The Judge has this to say about his decision on this matter.......

    Hahaha c' mon man!!

    ReplyDelete
  39. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 9:42:00 PM PDT

    It is illegal mess with a squatch or tempt them with any jack links beef jerky

    ReplyDelete
  40. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 9:47:00 PM PDT

    Would LOVE to see them try and prosecute that shit. hahahah. so funny man ;)

    ReplyDelete
  41. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 9:58:00 PM PDT

    The title on it "You Have the Right To Remain Stupid" sums it up perfectly. Great title for a bigfoot site.

    ReplyDelete
  42. AnonymousTuesday, March 26, 2013 at 10:20:00 PM PDT

    moneymaker should be fined

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  43. AnonymousWednesday, March 27, 2013 at 1:27:00 AM PDT

    Who's stupid enough to tell authorities that they harassed a Bigfoot. Lets create laws like this until we can actually fucking find one. As far as I know the whole crew of Finding Bigfoot harassed Bigfoot's in the area when they supposedly heard them.

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