Dr. Bryan Sykes Will Be Testing Justin Smeja's Boots
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Did you know that Dr. Bryan Sykes was in town? In a semi-secret meeting, Dr. Sykes from the University of Oxford met up with Rhetman Mullis, Bart Cutino and Justin Smeja in San Francisco to discuss the state of Bigfoot DNA research. Sources close to the investigation have eluded to the fact that Dr. Sykes may be leaving the country with a piece of Smeja's boot. According to Smeja's account, the boot may contain the blood and DNA of the juvenile Sasquatch he shot back in 2010. Here are some spy shots:
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| Rhetman Mullis, Bryan Sykes, Bart Cutino, Justin Smeja Image credit: Bigfootology.com |
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ReplyDeleteCouple of seconds- getting closer
DeleteIf you cornered a bigfoot, It wouldn't be pretty. But, can you corner a bigfoot? They own the woods, Rabid bigfoot and zombie bigfoot excepted, I don't think they generally will let you corner them. Being between mom bigfoot and baby bigfoot wouldn't be good either.
DeleteBig White Thunder Butts
ReplyDeleteBoot testing..... 2010....? Contamination anyone? Stop being idiots.
ReplyDeleteThey are now grovelling, snivelling and scraping the bottom of a fat guy's boot for a lifeline. They have all gone mad.
Deletei like the way the boot is just sitting on the table as if all the dna is inert and just waiting to be tested. who are these idiots?
DeleteIf the guy won a Nobel prize I don't believe he falls into an idiot category You Moron!
DeleteThey didn't like my glow-in-the-dark stars, which I thought neat! Maybe they don't like cheap plastic crap from China, lol.
DeleteMy son wants to give them a geode next time and see if that is acceptable.
It makes sense that they aren't materialistic... they don't seem to carry things or need them, certainly. If they make art, it's more environmentally based - twigs woven, branches snapped, rock formations. Maybe they see the beauty all around them all the time and that is sufficient - I know that's one reason I go out there into the wilderness, is because it's beautiful and inspiring.
Plus the boots been just sitting around at Justins house so what's the big deal its sitting on the table for one day? What a Dork u are anon 10:04!
Deleteglow-in-the-dark stars
Deletethe Nobel prize has lost all credibilty since it gave the Peace Prize to Obama
Deletetwigs woven, branches snapped, rock formations
Deletecheap plastic crap from China
Deleteyou miss the point, 11:26, the boots are exposed and collecting other genetic material. the boot is worthless.
DeleteNo they are not fool. The boots had been used for walking until he allegedly stepped in blood. If the boots were removed and not used since then, they have probably collected the samples from the boots and had the boot there as a reference. Also, Sykes credibility is w/o question. He would not entertain the idea if there was no merit to the allegation. This man is considered the number one leading authority on DNA in the entire world. Does this not matter to a skeptic?
Deletesykes is top notchin his field but not a nobel winner 11:11 (you moron).
Deletewho says smeja didn't wear the shit out of these boots after said event. he wore them home from the so called killing right? so he takes the boots off right away to perserve the dna but he doesn't bring home a 30lb. juvenile bigfoot? none of this makes sense, gee i wonder why. could it be that it never was? sykes is sitting there with his latex gloves wondering how he got in with this bunch of kooks.
Anon 12:45 , we know Smeja wore the boots after the shooting as both him and Bart have said so, he wore them to hunt bear and go fishing so it's doubtful they'll find anything.
DeleteSykes is a wealthy man- where did those idiots take him, Burger King?
ReplyDeleteThat's what I thought too but bags say Trader Joes
Deletetrader joes? they must of had a special on steaks.
DeleteHaha, DNA from 2010's only enemy is time. Im sure oxford will be able to get everything justin stepped in.
DeleteI doubt those boots have been kept in a safe and stable enviornment for the DNA to have held up, but it would be awesome if the results came back with some real info.
ReplyDeleteSo far they seem to avoid humans as much as possible, as do all wild animals, until they contract rabies. Then they do things and go places that are completely out of character. I wonder if it has been considered or even discussed, what the potential threat could be to a community, as they encroach on the territory of a BF.
DeleteInteresting thought: Bigfoot with Rabies! That would be fucking scary!
DeleteYep, not one single Bigfoot has contracted a disease or a mental disorder and wondered into civilization. Not ever has this happend in all the years humans have inhabited North America. Its also interesting no one has ever found remains of a Bigfoot, even after clearing thousands of acers of land for cities and towns, not to mention all the forest land cleared for farming or lumber.... yeah, its OH SOO scary!!
Deleteso what you are trying to say is there is no such thing as Bigfoot?
DeleteI love Bigfoot.
DeleteYay Bigfoot!!
Actually, in 1936, an elderly and sickly Bigfoot was captured outside of Juneau Alaska, for the crime of stealing chickens. Unsure of what they had, they shipped him to Morningside mental hospital in Portland, OR. He disappeared after a couple of weeks, after curling up in a corner and refusing to eat further. Apparently, the sheriff took a flash photo of him, which caused him to throw the orderlies about, who were grasping both arms firmly. Records were destroyed and staff could not recall what happened to him, when questioned by the Multnomah County Sheriff the weekend following his disappearance. That sheriff later ran the department and retired in 1956.
Deletehttp://www.morningsidehospital.com/
Duh, they should have fed him chicken.
DeleteI'm sure crime scene DNA collection isn't in a sterile environment either. This pipe dream that DNA collection is always collected sterile is a joke!
DeleteAnon 11:06:00
DeleteOMG please don't tell us your going to use the Urban myth on us... thats the oldest Footard trick in the book. Produce the pics and the police report from Juneau as well as the police report that transferred a prisoner. Please use some common sense when attempting to use hearsay and urban myth crap
Was probably just some old dude who'd gone senile, funny how all these stories end with things like "they destroyed the records" or "the government took it away" could it be because it's bullshit?
DeleteSykes with Smeja and Cutino, boy oh boy, now we know he'll find jack shit. He should take a look at Ketchum's findings while he's in the States.
DeleteBear spray don't hurt Bigfoot.
ReplyDeletethey shoulda waited another 40 years....
ReplyDeleteYea, needs more time to let it soak in there...
DeleteBe creative, leave them toys for the kids, something different to eat or a picture. I went to a friend's house and filled up pots and pots full of fruit. Apples, grapes, apricots, bananas, cookies, graham crackers, etc. I stay away from chocolate and too much candy. Another friend fed them chocolate and it's just an opinion of mine, but I think they expected it from her each time.
DeleteI was Bigfoot's love slave.
ReplyDeleteHey where is that guys Blue Jay hat?
ReplyDeleteYa no shit. Wtf
DeleteHe traded it for a Cat Shit Jay hat.
DeleteJustin looks very slimming in the stripes..and the hat presto instant white trash
ReplyDeleteCutino wearing a training bra?
DeleteJustin Smeja did not shoot shit. Looks like Sykes is already associating himself the the Bigfoot crazies. I held out hope for the Sykes study but now he has entered the Bigfoot hall of smoke and mirrors. Too bad really.
ReplyDeleteRight fine there you have it. Now go away
DeleteThanks. Now go away.
DeleteDo you really believe that Smeja shot a Bigfoot?
DeleteHow DARE you?
Delete@10:26
DeleteNo, but the boots are nice.
We have a peaceful relationship (at least so far) with the hairy men of the forest. There were some tense moments about a year ago, when I thought I was dealing with human prowlers. When I realized I wasn't dealing with humans, I stopped shining bright lights trying to see who was out there. Things calmed down. Interaction is pretty limited, but has been changing over the last few months. What really made a positive change was when I left fruit outside to see what would happen. It sat there for a week or so. When it started to get soft, I cut it in half and threw it towards the woods on the other side of one our fences. I put more fruit out in the same place. Again, nothing happened to the fruit. I cut it in half and threw it towards the woods. That night when I was smoking my cigar out back. I could hear and smell them approach. They were out of sight, but on three sides of the back yard. I just watched and waited. My cigar went out. When I lit it, something hit the back fence hard. Hard enough to make it move back and forth (maybe the fire scares them?). I waited a moment to see if anything else would happen. Then I whistled. I got an immediate response on the other side fence. It sounded like a little kid trying to whistle. This was both exciting and scarey. The next day, just before dark, I put salted peanuts (in the shell) on the other side of the fence near the place they hit it. The next night I smoked a cigar out back, they again hit the fence. I whistled again, but I got no vocal response. I still give them peanuts, but now I leave them near the woods. I don't leave a lot of food, and I don't leave it there every day. I just want to be on friendly terms. The last two times I smoked out back they didn't hit the fence. Instead, they knocked on the fence twice. After a few minutes, they did it again. Now I slowly wave to acknowledge the knock. If you think it sounds like I am "winging it", then you'd be correct.
DeleteMaybe Sykes thinks that his boots are made from Bigfoot hide.
DeleteYou are missing the point small minded one. Sykes does not care about the source, the intellect, etc. Sykes is the number one authority on DNA in the entire world. He will not be fooled or hoaxed. He will easily determine fact from fiction w/o the synics "educated" help. I believe he'll do just fine figuring out the facts on his own.
DeleteThat would be "cynics" smaller minded one.
DeleteYeah that may be the case, 12:51, but don't get your hopes up that it'll mean the end of Bigfoot if he finds nothing. He's just one guy looking at it scientifically of many to come. Ketchum's study had no faults only had one problem - mainstream science denying to go with it.
DeleteWho made these pictures?
ReplyDeleteA man with a camera.
DeleteIf the "steak" was contaminated, I'm sure the boots will not hold up to testing either
ReplyDeleteIm sure your face wont hold up for testing
DeleteOr your brain.
DeleteEh, he'll just throw it all together in a blender and see what kind of new, undiscovered creature emerges. Isn't that how the Melba did it?
DeleteNo.
DeleteGod damn it i cant help but love smeja
ReplyDeleteI barely recognized him with those sleeves on his shirt.
DeleteThat's smegma, Justmi Smegma and don't you forget it boy.
DeleteIts a bromance son and you got it bad. Smeja has that effect on other men.
DeleteWell I hope it works out but its been a long time.
ReplyDeleteYou should of offered to pay for testing sooner douche. All these people with suggestions but they dont understand these guys have spent 12k in testing already
DeleteI'll pay for it, just send me the bill.
DeleteWally
Justin smeja is an american hero
ReplyDeleteHe is a lot more then that. He is the father i never had
DeleteHe drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
DeleteYes a true American hero like the Marines, the Army, the airforce or any medal of honor winner.
DeleteAnd above all a major dickhead.
DeleteWorth a shot. What the hell? I just don't have much hope that blood from the boots of a guy who likes to hunt and fish will reveal anything new....
ReplyDeleteIf we can just get Sykes on our side and help him to be more open minded, I think success will be ours.
ReplyDeletegiven the theory that sasquatches are notoriously protective of their young, no female bigfoot would even be within miles of a yahoo in a pickup truck. case closed! also in that ro interview, smeja has all the body language signs of intense lying. he holds his hands in front of his face constantly, narrows his eyes often, and makes odd facial expressions while forming his responses. at this point i can't stand the sight of this asshole.
ReplyDeleteNotoriously protective? And you know this how?
DeleteThis made up crap about these things is just pure crap.
You know nothing
Sweetheart, you are mistaken, I am a Bigfoot expert and it's been well documented that Bigfoot mothers are very protective of their young.
DeleteWell then don't look at his taterhole. Unless you're into that kind of thing.But hey,whatever floats your boat Jack.
Deletedid you see the word "theory"? however if you spend some time reading about 200 years worth of encounter and sighting stories you can definately see patterns. pay special attention to native american accounts (perhaps the richest in terms of detail). but if you think the white man has to verify everything the native american says, well just leave it all alone and stick with your modern materialist piont of view. that works for you doesn't it. you don't know if this is crap or not! you just don't know! you don't even know who "knows nothing". you don't need to be convinced either, you're unnecessary.
DeleteWell said.
DeleteMe too, and now I'm pregnant with his baby!
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteBro, don't shoot my coyote.
Mama told me never put your boots on the table.
ReplyDeleteWho's the fat guy, dressed like a janitor?
ReplyDeleteIf you think the footers were butthurt over the Ketchum FAILURE, just wait until Sykes lowers the boom on them. Yet they still won't admit defeat, that's just the kind of crazy they are.
ReplyDeletethe sykes guy is wearing latex gloves yet the boot is just sitting on the table. what's wrong with this picture?
DeleteYou are assuming Sykes has found nothing. Though it is highly unlikely, maybe one of his yeti samples gave him a reason to think there is something to all this madness...
DeleteWe didn't listen!
DeleteExactly right!! 2013 is the year of the Skeptard!!! The Footards are having a real tough time of it hahaha... Daisy's box is broke. The cat vet went totally bat shit crazy. The Poacher Smeja, came up Black Bear. And last but not least, they will have a Mockumentray out to poke fun at gullible Footards and mindless BF researchers, brought to you by FBFB and Dyck Ryder.
DeleteAs usual the Skeptards are kicking ass and taking names!!
Skeptard Troll
Or perhaps Sykes has found nothing but DNA from known species and he gave the losers one more chance to show him the monkey.
DeleteHaving done this, the kooky footers can't say that he rejected their samples.
When this is all over, the footers will have egg on their face, AGAIN. But they will carry on, as if their magical monkey exists.
Yep, skeptarding is a lonely, thankless job, but someone has to do it.
DeleteWINNING!
its kind of ironic that you call them skeptards yet they are correct, theres no monkey
DeleteMaybe he has a thing for latex.
DeleteI don't think Sykes would come from Oxford or his island hideaway all the way to see these guys if he hadn't already discovered something in his lab in England.
DeleteRemember he canceled coming to some recent bigfoot conference? Well, here he is. It must mean something. He's not going to go all that way and meet with these characters if he had nothing.
Anon 11:06:
No it's not ironic to call a skeptard a skeptard.
I'll tell you what's ironic:
When you hail a skeptard as a skeptard, he/she replies.
You know, you're basically yelling Hey retard! and the skeptards come running Yes? Yes? You called? Here I am! Here I am!
That is irony.
What else would you expect out of a skeptard? They live up to the name in ideal ways, and they blunder into every single verbal trap set for them here in the comments section every day.
They just keep doing it, stupidly and repeatedly.
It would help if they were skeptics, and skeptical. But they're not. They're skeptards. These are skeptic extremists with an atheistic approach to science. Since science is an agnostic pursuit, they are doomed from the get-go with that philosophy.
They are also embarrassingly gullible, which is the antithesis of skepticism. Some of the things they have embraced instantly without research or verification:
**Ketchum's samples are littered with panda DNA, so pandas must be swinging free and easy throughout North American forests.
**Ketchum crashed her own computer servers in order to make it appear that an outside agency had hacked into her system.
**Bob Hiliarious in his most hilarious off-the-rack monkey suit in a joke of a jerk-motion-stop-motion video must have been "Patty."
**Invisible bicycles are more likely than a relict hominid.
**Despite visible tendon and muscle and meat movement and vibration in the subject's right thigh, "Patty" is Bob Hilarious in a "suit." Therefore, ape suits are fitted with tendons, muscle, and meat.
**Hoaxers spend many months expertly carving dermal ridges into phony feet, and create footprints in remote areas with said false feet.
As you can see, these are not bright individuals. Skeptics are great. Professional skeptics usually have a problem: To make a career out of doubt is an entirely negative existence. To make a job and draw a paycheck from "professionally" doubting is a negative drain, a negative force and infuence.
Skeptics and skepticism can be good. Making a profession and a philosophy out of it is negative, because by its nature it leads to extremism, an atheistic approach to science and evidence. What good is a science-extremist?
Skeptics okay; skeptards, no.
You're a moron
DeleteMonkeys are in African/Asian jungles and zoos, bigfoots are in US/Canadian forests and mountains.
DeleteWhy don't you know who that guy is? That's Mr. Unbelievable himself.
ReplyDeleteIn one of Smeja's stories, he says he got blood all over his shirt and pants too. Why test boots that he wore so often, even in salt water as he claimed? Oh yeah, he's full of shit.
ReplyDeleteI never heard Smeja claim he didn't get rid of or wash the pants and shirt only that he had the boots.
DeleteI hope all the regulars are on now, I missed at least half of a great and blessed conversation yesterday due to an electrical outage at an inconvenient moment. Didn't come back on till much later, and I couldn't stay up due to med side effects. I sincerely appreciate all the great people like RUM, RUSH, BIG JIM JR, H.B., TRAVIS, AND JUST TO MANY GOOD ANONS AND OTHERS TO WRITE IN. ALL you guys made my day, and I needed it too. I always try to amke friends rather than enemies, but this site and the type of people that visit make it easy. Fight and scratch as we may, most or Shaun's folks have to be pretty fine folks to show me so much concern,plus BIG JIM JR AS WELL. Please forgive my absence yesterday evening, I wouldn't have bailed at that time if it hadn't been out of my control. You all are tops, whether you agree with my opinions or not, I got your back,and a place for you to rest if TENN, is your destination good friends. Ps Sykes is the Man, hope he tells something positive about the foot. BIG JIM JR, I got a few meds to ask you about when you get a chance brother, you got the experience I need and trust friend, some of these kinda new to me. Great day to all, Tell the Mayor Hey.
ReplyDeleteKen! Thank god, happy to hear you're ok brother.
Deletethanks brother, doing better, some meds kinda rough, but hopefully I'll get used to them. Sykes hasn't released anything in my absence has he friend?
DeleteThanks for all the prayers and concern brother anon, forgot to leave my name friend. I think I'm still not exactly back to normal bro, things move a little slow sometimes,I hope it's the med. thanks again friends...................Ken..........
DeleteI love you Ken.
DeleteSykes has to be a second rate scientist if he takes on bigfoot
DeleteSykes will be delivering the final blow to the bigfoot myth. Its over folks. Only the seriously deluded will be bleevers once Sykes is done with you footers.
ReplyDeleteI'm all pumped up with hope.
DeleteWhy you gotta bust my balloon?
on what planet does the smeja con have anything to do with the bigfoot myth?
DeletePlanet Sasquatch.
Deletejust one of many cons in the footing game
Deleteno monkey though
Prove there's no monkey.
DeleteDont need to.
DeleteYou make the claim theres a magical forest man, go prove it.
I can sit here and make fun of you and until you produce a monkey you have no arguement.
PWNED.
^Dumbass, you got tarded, by a skeptard.
Deletewheres the monkey?
Deleteoh theres no monkey you say
pwned
They're not monkeys, monkeys have tails.
DeleteThey are a type of people.
They are a type of nothing and you will like it.
Delete11:17, until you can prove a negative, you have no argument.
DeleteDrop the cheesy vid-game nomenclature.
OP, buzz off. Sykes is just one scientist of many future ones with samples, maybe he got lucky maybe not.
DeleteYouTube: Facebook Face Reality - The Fall of Blobsquatch user: i45on Best Vid EVER..
ReplyDeletei live and work at oxford uni i asked sykes is bigfoot real he winked at me and told me to watch this space.
ReplyDeleteWhat space, the area between his balls and asshole?
DeleteThat is called a perinium, I think. I vaguely recall the doc talking about it when my wife was having one of the kids. It did not anything to do with me, so I was not really paying attention....
DeleteSorry to correct you, but on a woman, that thing's called a 'taint.
DeleteCorrect. The scientific term is 'taint, on a male the term would be chode.
DeleteSure. He also winked and said Pink bunny rabbits were haunting the halls of Buckingham Palace I bet. We all know it is the truth.
Delete..lol... Thanks guys. In the words of Spongebob "I can't believe how much I'm learning!"
DeleteThe Bigfoot community is on the verge of a coup....Melba is a nut, Moneymaker is calling Cow Skulls Bigfoot, Tarzan Brown is palling around with Fasano, FB/FB and Dyer have been outted, even Hitler has thrown in the towel...
ReplyDeleteI just wonder who will pick up the slack? Meldrum and Faclon Project?
Will Les Stroud drop Biscardi and go solo?
That chubby ginger kid from Finding Bigfoot?
But now the stage is empty, pull down the curtain, baby please, fold up your show.
DeleteThe ginger kid from Finding Bigfoot can be found on the bigfoot forums, his username is "Mulder".
DeleteBigfoot community is on the verge of a mental breakdown with lies and made up stories taking center stage.
DeleteIn fact there's very little of that, it's all orchestrated by trolls and haters pretending to be bigfooters writing here. They're the phonies, it's just ridicule and creating conflict as a scheme.
DeleteHey, Travis, Did you have a sighting brother? Seriously, I think I read about it the night I got sick, and might have been loosing it at that time. My memory is a little fuzzy about that night, but for some reason I can't get this outa my head. Sorry friend if it's just foolishness on my behalf, but It really is interesting to me brother Travis. Thanks......Ken.............
ReplyDeleteTime for another caption contest..3rd from the bottom:
ReplyDelete"If this turns about to be Justin's ass-hair, I'll shove that boot straight up his taterhole..."
I can't even wrap my head around the amount of contamination on those boots. Smeja wore them for at least a month, before giving them to Cutino. The contamination is probably off the charts.
ReplyDeleteDesperation wears many shoes.
DeleteYes the head does not really bend or wrap around things, though many have tried to make it do just that.
Deletethis whole post seems to have tumbled out of a minature clown car.
ReplyDeleteIs there some reason why it shouldn't?
DeleteThis 11:00 post is exactly why I come here.
Deletei'll say! i'm starting to recognize which anonymous is which. you've got poop in jar guy, how dare you guy, taterhole guy, all caps guy, skeptards, bad 70's band fan guy, poetic bigfoot encounter story-telling guy, and even chuck bronson! quite a cast of nuts. are ufo people this good? loch ness? chupacabra? illuminati? the sasquatch community should be flattered.
DeleteI.e. BE.
Delete
ReplyDeleteWHAT WILL I DO, IF BIGFOOT FADES AWAY?
BIGFOOT IS MY LIFE...
ReplyDeleteTHE BIGFOOT COMMUNITY IS COLLAPSING AROUND ME.
Prediction - Panda DNA and a poaching investigation.
ReplyDeleteLePandamur.
DeleteJust cause it came up gen bank saying panda doesnt mean it was a panda, just a bear that has similarities with a panda that was run thru gen bank. your ignorant, not funny.
DeleteBleamur?
DeleteNot much of a secret meeting standing for photos.
ReplyDeleteI guess Sykes is intrigued by what Ketchum was able to obtain and wants in on the action. If he was not also coming up with interesting results, he would not be here.
^Srsly^?
DeleteSykes found out how much money Melba scammed out of Wally I think.
DeleteThings I'm not very well read about, I only suggest an opinion. A poacher is something I know. Poachers ALL follow a pattern, that is the reason they POACH. Justin Smeja has no Sasquatch blood on his boots from the 2010 acct. It is not at all what a poacher would do, so no concern for contamination needed. I sure hope That great university and Sykes has something from other sources to test, Now more than ever I need a great mystery to search for, I need a great task to bring some new enjoyment, I need Bigfoot, silly as that may sound to some. I admit it friends, and I've never even seen a track. Someday, I hope..........Ken............
ReplyDeleteI love you Ken.
DeleteWell Brother Sister, whatever, thanks and love right back at you friend.......Ken........
DeleteI enjoy poached eggs
DeleteRemember when Smeja posted in a forum that he shot a couple of weird looking bears and then some footers jumped ALL OVER it, travelled hundreds of miles and convinced him he shot a bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteLoving the attention he just rolled with it and here we are today. ZERO evidence.
Only in footin could such blunders occur again and again when trying to produce evidence.
Hint: Theres no monkey.
Justin Smeja being a liar or not does not prove or disprove the theory of bigfoot.
DeleteHint: your an idiot
"The theory of bigfoot"
DeleteI laughed:)
That's correct isn't it? That's how the story broke wasn't it? I would believe almost any story I've heard in ecent times, over this crazy he's gonna shoot, I'm gonna shoot, I knew it was just a micro second away, he's gonna shoot. finally, killed two and brought back nothing. Yep, that's a purchasable scenario for any POACHER to tell.Soory friends, hope no offence taken, but I just can't buy this one. Not Smeja acct.........Ken...........
DeleteTwo +1s for Ken.
DeleteThe first for being correct.
The second for signing his name at the end.
If DNA is so easily contaminated -why bother using it--It's a joke like Carbon 14 testing--
ReplyDeleteYour right, in some cases though, when the DNA is preserved and well kept then it will test and give results. But most people contaminate and expose them to the elements that destroy any record left behind. Smeja is most likely a liar, can we just move on to the next person already his storieS are getting old.
DeleteHow DARE YOU! Carbon 14 testing helped prove that I am a real professor from Oxford and Harvard with a visiting privilege at Yale.
DeleteHow double DARE YOU!!
On another note, do you date? I am rather interested in you.
Charles,go fight some inner city thugs that raped and killed your wife.You'd be doing us all a favor,tuff guy.......
DeletePrediction:
ReplyDeleteThey find shit all over the boot. Bullshit that is
Michael Merchant wants to jack Smeja off and drink his cum.
ReplyDeleteSo you are insinuating he is a chowder hound?
DeleteNo,he's insinuating his love of man love juice to drink.Poor fella is still in the closet.
DeleteBeen in a lot of closets, have you??
DeleteLast
ReplyDeleteTravis is that you? This is the Travis that was abducted by aliens right. Travis Walton? How bad was the probing? If this is the wrong Travis my apologies.
ReplyDeleteSykes has jumped onto the merry go round that is bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteso anyone here actually still think bigfoot is real?
ReplyDeleteNo, it's just a game we play.
DeleteNo
Deleteif Bigfoot is not real, then what are we talking about?
DeleteYeah, they got me and to be honest, I don't like being reminded of it. The anal pain was traumatizing.
ReplyDeleteThanks pal
seems legit, thank you
ReplyDeleteI dislike referring to the ability to make sure to first warm up resisting, blessed heavy and backside is narrow then do succeed. That’s clearly an issue at all times. Put that together with V-neck features your own penis and the atmosphere are more terms for Fleshlight, those self-destructive scenes in The Night Watch. But I would call a number of pornstars Fleshlight was used to.
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^Taser reference!
Anon 10:50 the space between my balls and your chin
ReplyDeleteEventually, Lindsay Lohan will discover bigfoot and we shall all marvel.
ReplyDeleteWow,that was witty!!!
DeleteJust hilarious.....so after article after article about Dyer and his "hoax" as you label it, now up storms another dying shot at pushing the Bear-meat boy story on us again. Give it a rest Shawn, your hoax and failed attempts at pushing this bogus story on us died long ago.
ReplyDeleteSo now the boots are getting tested....what's next..... his beard or toothbrush??
Seriously your boy couldn't produce the body of MANY he said to have shot. The piece that was tested failed but now we are to believe that wasn't the right piece....okay there......you were better off with your dumb attacks on Dyer rather then trying to bring back this bear-meat hoax.
Rock bottom....folks we are seeing a blog at rock bottom here.....too f'n funny!
Smeja is a lying piece of crap and still gets in a bunch of pics with guys he has fooled. Im sure Sykes is thinking "oh youre the guy who shot bigfoot....right this is gonna go well". Smeja is a joke.
ReplyDelete^^^^ Go to work Rick you lazy bastard.
ReplyDeleteHe can't they already arrested him once for trying to sell imaginary cars.
DeleteAll there is the P/G film 1967. Thats it. Is it 100% proof of large unknow creature or a human? Can't say!
ReplyDeleteThats all folks! No body = no bigfoot.
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ReplyDeleteBootfoot
ReplyDeleteNot wanting to read responses but-I want to get the story straight.
ReplyDeleteSmeja claims they went back to the kill site and found samples that he never claimed were bigfoot (it's what the dog tracked to) until Ketchum DNA tested it and said it was Sasquatch
-But a sample sent elsewhere came back as bear.
-So where did this sample in the photographs come from? And shouldn't it also come back as bear?
There is a lot of missing pieces here, and I'm not talking bigfoot steak.
If you're trying to find logic in Smeja's story, you'll have a better chance at shooting a bigfoot yourself.
DeleteSykes is also going to be testing Smeja's wank sock for signs of human DNA.
ReplyDeleteMMG
Trader Joe's organic bf steak. One time special
ReplyDeleteI notice Sykes is the only one wearing gloves what does that tell you.
ReplyDeleteSykes is going to shit all over this farcetastic debacle known as foot'n.
ReplyDeleteHe's feeling a bit chilly??
ReplyDeleteMMG
Kinky
ReplyDeleteHe don't want all the other dudes biological samples on his hand
ReplyDeleteI just came back from the year 2014 courtesy of my time machine. Here's an excerpt from a news article from March of that year:
ReplyDelete"The question remains: why did he take the hoax so far and so long, all the while knowing that he'd be eventually be exposed? ''It all started out as innocent fun, then snowballed so rapidly that it took on a life of its own,'' he responds.
"Sighing, with signs of exasperation and relief, he continues, ''I really just thought that it would die down and go away. I didn't know how fanatical these bigfooters would be. Once they grabbed onto our joke, it was like a dog on a board. They wouldn't let go.''
"When Oxford geneticist Sykes approached him, he knew the multi-year nightmare would soon be over. ''The bigfoot people are so crazy, I realized the only way to end this would be through a definitive, no crap exposure. I couldn't just admit that the whole thing was a joke. They wouldn't have believed me, but blamed a conspiracy and said I was paid off by the government or logging companies.'' When Sykes flew back to the UK with his bear-blood soaked boot, Smeja knew it would be over soon..."