Breaking: Rick Dyer's Shooting Bigfoot By Morgan Matthews Is a Mockumentary
Here it is ladies and gentlemen, the official announcement of the film, Shooting Sasquatch. As we all learned from Facebook Find Bigfoot and Rick Dyer, a Bigfoot was supposedly been shot in San Antonio Texas -- or was it? A new documentary by Morgan Matthews is going to be looking into the hoax as it puts a "humorous" spin on the subject of Bigfoot hunters (includes Tom Biscardi). The world premiere starts April 30th:
90 MINUTES | UK | ENGLISH | WORLD PREMIERE
“I don’t think an hour goes by in the day where I don’t think about Sasquatch,” divulges one aficionado. So begins Morgan Matthews’ rollicking foray into the obsessive, hoax-filled cult of Sasquatch. Using the in-the-trenches style of The Blair Witch Project, the film allows us to accompany the adventures of three Sasquatch search parties: socially awkward “master tracker” Ric Dyer; crotchety old guys Dallas and Wayne; and Tom Biscotti, perhaps the most devoted of the bunch, who has hunted Sasquatch unabatedly for 37 years. The teams tramp through the wooded unknown with tracking equipment and ample conviction in hand, the bipedal ape-like creature they seek seemingly just around every bend. As truth and fact tip into malarkey, nighttime hunts devolve into farcical displays of voodoo and comic stretches of the human imagination. A humorous look at perception gone off the rails, Shooting Bigfoot is a no-holds-barred plummet into folkloric lunacy. Justin Mah
Co-Presented with Toronto After Dark: Horror, Sci-Fi, Action & Cult Film Festival
[via Hot Docs]
First you mere mortals
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DeleteProve it.
DeleteI got it on youtube
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jj1GbKmfrIE
DeleteCough cough bullbutter! Just put the body out on display at the MGM grand lobby and let people look at it. Since supposedly the damn body is in Las Vegas. Then maybe I will believe it.
Deletehoax-filled cult of Sasquatch
DeletePretty much sums it all up, don't you think?
Yeah. It would be a money making machine. All the news agencies could be there. Charge people 10 bucks to get in.They could also have booths set up from different bigfoot organizations with souveniers and merchandise. It would be a hit with the body being out in the middle of the lobby. I'm just baffled by everything now. Its getting stranger by the minute!
DeleteShooting Bigfoot is a new documentary about experienced Bigfoot hunters who find nothing and you'll like it.
Delete^^ How's it going "nothing and like it guy"?
DeleteFinally! Its about time dick Ryder bb gun fool!
ReplyDeleteIs this the real deal. Are we going to finally see it!? 100 years or so in the making. The famous tent bigfoot being shot! The body finally revealed. Don't let us down rick and Tom. U shamed us once, don't do it again.
DeleteThey'll shame you as many times as you let them.
DeleteThe film is a comedy. The Skeptics will love it.
MMG
Its been a great year for the intelligent skeptics.
DeleteFirst the ketchum circus, daisy in the box, smeja bear dna, musky allen, and now this, superb.
Never a dull moment in footery :)
Dyer will shame you as many times as he wants and you'll like it.
DeleteOne Hoax is Enough should be the title of this garbage film.
ReplyDeleteProve it.
DeleteTypical scofftics.
ReplyDeletePROVE that rick dyer didnt shoot a bigfoot.
Christ! You're right, I can't prove Dyer didn't shoot a Bigfoot. That means, Bigfoot exists! Hallelujah! Ok, everyone, pack up and go home. The show is over. Now that the big guy has been proven to exist, there's no more fun. Well, there's always Chupacabra...
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ReplyDeleteThere is NO BODY!
ReplyDeleteProve it.
DeleteProve there is one one moron.
DeleteSquatch is as elusive as the wind, as secret as a whisper, as magic as a warm summers day and as kind as a kitten. When will science wake up to these facts?
ReplyDeleteAre u a fruitcake fairy. U sound like it with your nature poetry u fagnut!
DeleteYeah he sounds like a real flaming homo!
DeleteWhoa guys, I'm not gay, I'm a squatcher. Anyways, you want hook up with some other dudes and go camping in a remote forest looking for a mythical ape this weekend? I have a 3 person tent.
DeleteLike I said homo!!!
DeleteWe go camping at Brokeback Mountain. That's a hot spot for BIGfoot. You're invited to come...
DeleteSquatch sounds like a tampon.
DeleteI'll go. Sounds cool. Just three guys sharing tent. No big deal. Just three regular guys hanging out on a man-cation. Looking for giant, mythical, muscular hairy wild man together. Sounds alright.
DeleteEat my dick Ryder bb gun and drink old balls biscardi biyotch!
ReplyDelete'socially awkward'
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,,,,,NO THAT,S SOME PHUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE I TELL YOU WHAT!!!!
Meldrum save us all! And rick u can suck a dick!
ReplyDeleteBuy my book first.
Deletedick ryder gives a nasty rashferlife.
ReplyDeleteFunny !!!
DeleteThey called him Tom "Biscotti" too
ReplyDeleteThat's because Dyer eats him in the morning, with his coffee.
DeleteWon't watch dumb dumb dumb!!!!
ReplyDeletePenis! Vagina! Rick! Tom! Homos for life! Enough said!
ReplyDeleteI love it! This will be another nail in the coffin of bigfootery...although, Sykes will deal the fatal blow.
ReplyDeleteBtw, the nutjobs at BFF are getting really pumped up about sykes' study. Little do the idiots know that he will be their grim reaper. What a bunch of dumbasses.
Musky Allen is my father. He proved it in star wars!
ReplyDeleteAnd does that mean that rick Dyer is indeed your mother my little apprentice?
DeleteNo he's my gay homo lover from another! Lol he's got a really big red glowing lightsaber too with squatch poop all over it for screwing all the hairy forest people with it. Chewbaccas been shitting bricks for over thirty years due to the saber smashing rick gave to him!
DeleteHe's probably got a little rashferlife
DeleteWhere is the FB/FB crew and the dolts who thought Dyer may have the goods? Idiots. Dyer is an entertainer. Presently, he is being paid to entertain Brits who like to laugh at ignorant American rednecks....
ReplyDeleteIt's still funny that some people believed him.
DeleteNo, they did not believe him. They just wanted proof that he did NOT shoot Bigfoot. You see, if you can't prove the negative we have to give him the benefit of the doubt. Frigging assholes...
DeleteIs Chris Noel going to refund all his book sales after stating dyer shot a bigfoot and used it to sell his books?
ReplyDeleteSomething happened in September 2012 when the BBC was filming him. Yes they have footage of Dyer taking a big hoax shit out in the middle of the woods. He was full of shit a mile long! And for some reason it looked like a bigfoot when it came out. So they saved it and fed it to musky Allen who ate all of it. Case closed. Thanks to the Brits!
DeleteHe should. What a rube!
DeleteChris Noel - Finished
DeleteRobert Lindsay - Finished
FB/FB - Finished
Musky Allen (who?)- Finished
Anyone I've missed?
MMG
Thanks to the Brits!
DeleteYou're welcome ;)
The Limey''s save the day. I feel like have a tea and scrumpet
DeleteThe BBC rules. When he supposedly shot the damn bigfoot, the Brits were ready to rip his head off. They didn't like him at all after that.
DeleteAlmost forgot The CryptoCrew guys - Finished
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'At one point I was about 85-90 percent sure there was a dead bigfoot body but some of the details started to change over the last couple of weeks and now the movie is being labeled as "A humorous look at perception gone off the rails", I can only think it was a farce from the start and I would now give it a less than 10 percent chance of there being a real dead bigfoot body.
In the end I would like to believe there is a bigfoot body but at this point it just don't seem plausible. I would really have to see some hard evidence to sway me back the other way and then I would be skeptical.'
Hope the 'World Exclusive' was worth it Tom.
MMG
God dammit! There is a squatch right in front of me and every time I raise my camera it dips behind a cougar. As soon as I lower the camera it starts doing the Macarena again.
ReplyDeleteBuddy that's a million dollar movie right there. Call trump! He loves cougars!
DeleteI had a cougar once and all I got was a rash
DeleteSo I heard paulides has retired or gave up. What's going on there?
ReplyDeleteWe're going to MISS him.
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BFF MODS ARE OUT OF CONTROL AND STIFILING GOOD VALID DISCUSSIONS WHILE LETTING TROLLS TROLL ON ALL DAY.
DeleteITS REALLY A POINTLESS PLACE TO EVEN TRY AND HAVE A DISCUSSION.
This latest piece of news will no doubt see me escorted from the BFF premises. Down to my final warning and so many Dyer supporting mongs to abuse.
DeleteMMG
To the average Bigfoot non believer, it sound like a movie about a bunch of Kooks out in the woods. Most Liberal type people go to film festivals. They love to laugh at simple minded hicks from the fly over states, and dumb country bumpkins. "Shooting Bigfoot is a no-holds-barred plummet into folkloric lunacy" Sounds like a comedy. I bet they will be surprised.
ReplyDeleteI got a better idea how about making a movie about the homely inbred hollowwood types trying to make a movie that's worth a shit.
DeleteNow that would be funny
A bunch of kooks out in the woods IS bigfootery.
DeleteYup. Wanna join us ?
DeleteThe Knower here,
ReplyDeleteSykes results are already in. 0% Bigfoot. Wait for the big reveal of no squatch within the month of April.
The BFF has also lost tons of hits and traffic in the past 2 weeks. Many lurkers/clickers have simply jumped ship. There is currently panic among the BFF higher ups over this. Expect to see some mods out of jobs.
Best Wishes from Lemuria and Beyond...
The (True) Knower.
Ps I will not post for another week. Beware imitators.
You don't know dick. Ryder that is
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ReplyDeleteFriday night fights.
Mighty joe young VS Grape ape
YES ! (mini fist pump)
The cardboard cutout is as close as that dickhead will EVER get to a real squatch
ReplyDeleteSo this movie is ridiculing people who look for sasquatch. How original. The best part is they got known hoaxers and con men to appear as what is being treated like a representative sampling of investigators. Great. Hats off to the filmmakers, you smug pricks.
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We are aware there has been a lot of speculation about this documentary. We will not be releasing any further information about the film prior to its screening at Hot Docs in Canada at the end of April. However, we can confirm that it includes Rick Dyer, Tom Biscardi, Dallas and Wayne,<<< TAKE NOTE>> and it contains some fairly dramatic scenes filmed in the woods.