Breakdown: Geocacher Films Bigfoot in Washington, Finds Nothing And Liking It
In this video Michael Merchant breaks down a Bigfoot video purportedly filmed by a geocacher in Washington state. Watch below:
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
well done, however I like mine medium rare.
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ReplyDeleteYeah me too.
ReplyDeleteLol! Awesome.
ReplyDeleteCongrats firster.
ReplyDeleteNothing to see here. Move along.....
ReplyDeleteAhhh...so nice to see my Nothing and Liking it is even making the headlines now as my Hopsquatch once did. How do you get paid for this stuff, again?
ReplyDeleteAnd high time, I say.
DeleteI could do this job, I know it!
DeleteLooks like you already do.
DeletePeople like observational humor; Jerry Seinfeld owns a fleet of classic cars because it. When you say "..get nothing and like it", we in the audience laugh and say "Its true! Its true! We really do like this, and we have gotten nothing for 55 years!"
DeleteThis is a classic line from Ted Knight in Caddyshack.
DeleteSpaulding: I want a hamburger, no a cheeseburger, I want a hot dog, I want fries...
Knight: You'll get nothing and like it!
That it is, Edward....That it is.
DeleteThere's only one way out of this mess.
ReplyDeleteMass suicide.
if we all commit suicide together, wearing tennis shoes, in the pacific northwest, bigfoot will come....to reveal himself to us.
DeleteThat appears to be one big SOB--huge.
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That's What She Said
DeleteCongrats Mayor.
ReplyDeleteBearking here. Congrats mayor! I remember my first time. That day I became the 1 minute man. Then I met my wife and I can't even get off! She's loose as a goose.
ReplyDeleteDefinition of classy you are
ReplyDeleteFinding Bigfoot = A doofus, a dork, a dick and a dyke.
ReplyDeleteTell me!!!!!! Bigfoot I say, tell me!!! Whatcha gonna do!!!!????? Whatcha gonna do when da "4 D's" come Squatchin for you?
Delete-Bigfoot: "I'm not worried, they're gonna find NOTHING and LIKE IT!"
Anon 8:01, ding ding ding and Zing right on sister.
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Thanks anon and Jill<3. Just soaking it in right now... Kicking back by the fire wearing my nicest silk robe (black with a badass looking tiger on the back). Still a little wet from my shower...
ReplyDeleteThis isn't Washington State. This is at the Snowshoe Ski Resort in West Virginia. You know, another state on the other side of the country. Major screw up Michael and Shawn.
ReplyDeleteCome on now, are really all THAT surprised?
DeleteMayor McCheese is also one of these parents' basement dwelling first losers? Say it ain't so.
ReplyDeleteYou ain't first. Fool.
ReplyDeleteAgain, it's a clip that is too distant and blurry to be conclusive. This is firmly in the inconclusive category. Next.
ReplyDeleteThat's why it's bigfoot.
DeleteSheepSquatch
ReplyDeleteOmg! That was soooo bad. They prob were huffing paint thinner & saw the neighborhood cat.
DeleteIt aint so, but I understand that you might think that. Me and Jill started emailing eachother now and I can't help but imagine meeting her a year from now on the T.V. Show Catfish and she turns out to be a 300lb black guy from Detroit!
ReplyDeleteIs Team Tazer trying to do what FB/FB did with bigfoot videos?
ReplyDeleteRide coattails much? Stealing Larranga's moneymaking ideas?
That's what I heard. They're definitely avoiding breaking out blatant evidence that would leave even the hard core bleebers reeling.....
DeleteAh you guys should just take it medium well. You get the best of both worlds. I prefer medium. Not mooing but not shoe leather.
ReplyDeletePink in the middle is the best.
ReplyDeletePretty solid, but it don't look like Warshington.
ReplyDeleteU can tell by the trees.
It took you that long to figure that out? Who is the fool mister late to the game...
ReplyDeleteMaybe and then again maybe not (and I didn't even have to watch the video to come to that conclusion).
ReplyDeleteHmmm... You may be onto something there...
Delete(clive squashy) - favorite song -
ReplyDeleteI'm a believer ...by the Monkees
The shizzle is getting boring around here.
ReplyDeleteMeh, last.
I conquer Big Jim Jr. Medium is the way to go.
ReplyDeleteIs that what was submitted? If not, I'd like to see the original video to get an idea about the context. What we do see looks pretty good: it is only a moving shape, but it is the shape we expect. It is also from a place where I'd expect them to be if they exist....
ReplyDeleteI went to the original and the guy, Bob Bovin was geocaching we he filmed this. He does not say much. Someone who claims to know him says it is real but Bob says no more. I also would like to know more back story because this is interesting and has all the aspects of a real squatch as Michael has suggested, including height, massiveness, browridge, long arms, hunched over, and it appears to me that the front leg does not lock. Just a lot of features one would not expect to hoax in 2008. If a hoax then a really good one.
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Thanks for the info and response Chuck....
DeleteThat was in West Virginia at Snowshoe Mountain Resort, not Washington State..lol If your going to do a breakdown at least know where it was posted from..lol!
ReplyDeleteTrue it will be on Catfish. Ill be crying in disbelief if you aren't a giant stuffed hamburger...but but.... " I really believed you"!!
ReplyDeleteNeed a better film. Better than P/G. Its been too long. Need proof.
ReplyDeleteThose manufacturers suck donkey dick......Only poor hipsters drive those.
ReplyDeletepointlss stoner whose breakdowns arent asked for or needed. He needs to go into a darkenend room watch day time tv and smoke his life away like other stoners. Leave bigfooting to thise who care or hae something to contribute from the field. breadown of obvious fakes in a sarcastic manner got boring after the st time. So 200 times late i think you can safely bet we ve all had enough!
ReplyDeletesurely even he is nbored. Mind you hes that stoned he probably doesnt remember yesterday let alone uploading some breakdown of a man in a suit followed by his child like commentary