Beachgoers Beware: Dolphins with guns & knives have escaped from secret secure military facility [Video]
This is a nightmare for beachgoers everywhere: It's bad enough we're training dolphins to kill with guns and knives -- we've now misplaced a couple of them. To be blunt... they've escaped from a secure facility and we (The Ukrainians) have no idea where they are. All the messy details are below in Michael Merchant's new video:
Could it be?! Am I really first!?
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Deep blue sea- part 2! Revenge of the bottlenose!!
ReplyDeleteThese dolphins are out to right some wrongs! They never got over not being picked to kill Samuel L. Jackson in a movie. They're seek vengeance and justice against all those who chose sharks to be the genius killers after LL Cool J and his parrot. But this time, no one lives!
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Coming soon to a beach near you. Just in time for summer.
DeleteSomeone will make this into a horror flick.
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Ha!!! 1973's 'Day of the Dolphin" comes true! Next up, "Legend of Boggy Creek". I smell that crow cooking in the oven; gonna ram it down the troll skeptics throats.....bastards. Finally, after 41 years....
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DeleteWho thought it was a good idea to give Dolphins guns?
ReplyDeleteThe Russians.
DeleteThe U.S. did it too, they just denied it.
DeleteAnd the Russians are denying they lost 3 killer dolphins too.
DeleteDid they lose them, or not?
DeleteOh they lost them.
DeleteWe can't find 3 killer dolphines? WTF?
DeleteThey're not tagged?
DeleteNo. Just heavily armed.
DeleteAnd well trained. Dolphin Borne style.
DeleteDo not i repeat do not corner them we have reason to believe they have PTSD from the sandbox and why we believe they ultimately went AWOL
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ReplyDeleteThey let them loose on purpose because they have discovered that megalodon exists and they have sent them down 10000 feet to the Pacific ridge to kill the big bad megalodon. No more great whites either. Killer dolphins are now protecting us from sea monsters.
ReplyDeleteIf the Dolphins don't have laser beams attached to their heads, it's not worth discussing.
ReplyDeleteGuns don't kill Ukrainians
-Dolphins with guns grafted to their fins Do!
I've heard this rumor before, last time I heard about this was in Guam and that the Marines were training dolphins to kill. But then again it was my mom who told me and she is by far one of the biggest liars I know. If Dolphins are smart at all, they wouldn't go anywhere near guns or weapons. They probably just wanted to go home.
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