Watch this: New Wheat Thins Super Bowl Commercial XLVII Yeti Spicy Buffalo 2013
Sweet! Last year, Hyundai Canada ran one of the most memorable Super Bowl commercials ever involving Bigfoot. It looks like this year's commercials are no different and Nabisco's Wheat Thins is getting in on the action.
In this Wheat Thins Super Bowl commercial, one man loves his crackers way too much. It ends up leading to a crazy night in the kitchen.
In the commercial, a man is sitting with night vision goggles on. There is a box of new Wheat Thins on the table. His wife comes in and asks what he's doing. The husband explains that he's protecting his crackers from intruders, such as Big Foot or the neighbor, Ted.
His wife leaves him alone in the dark. Suddenly, out of literally nowhere, a yeti comes into the kitchen and grabs onto him. Then, Ted, the sneaky little devil that he is, comes in and snatches up the box of Wheat Thins.
First fags!!
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many Bigfoots are fags, you know there's gotta be at least one, right?
DeleteYou wish.
DeleteActually, I fantasize about it.
DeleteThe Superdome? These guys are like a bunch of fucken clowns to me, they should call this place the Clowndome ! The 49ers will come back and win. Henry May is the fucken shit, you fucken fags better remember that shit
DeleteSecond... Straight people!!
ReplyDeleteMAAAAYYYYYOOOORRRRR!!!!!!! WELCOME BACK BUDDY!!!! I PROMISE NO MORE MANTIES TALK, K??
Delete-ALL CAPS GUY!
DeleteWell I know I said I'd get you for that whole manties episode, but hell, life is too short. Also I have no idea who you are or where you live...
DeleteI'm a bleebity blee blee bleeber.
DeleteBleeb dat!
LETS LET BYGONES BE BYGONES MAYOR! LIFE "IS" TOO SHORT!! ANYWAYZ, GOOD TO SEE YA BACK PAL..
DeleteYeah, us bleebers gotta stick together.
DeleteTHATS RIGHT WE "DO" NEED TO STICK TOGETHER!! NOW GET ON YA COCKMUNCHER!!
DeleteGet on? WTF does that mean?
DeleteMust be one of those Brits, they say stupid shit like that. They're queer for Bigfoot you know.
DeleteMayor what's up big guy.
DeleteNot much. How about you Harry Bandaid? Watching the Superbowl?
DeleteYeah between that and history channel
DeleteYou should stop at Harry's house and slip him your quarter pounder, mayor.
DeleteYou should stop by my house so I can put my foot in your ass you noisy bitch
DeleteThird bisexuals!!
ReplyDeleteFourth horse bangers!!
ReplyDeletewhat the hell r u all doing. You damn youg people r outa control.
DeleteJust looking at some older stuff, the Jacobs video, Got to be a chimp, right?
DeleteNo, it's Jacobs' son...dumbass.
Deleteso Jacobs is a chimp, ok, got it, thanks a mill.
DeleteHis son is a chimp, with a big pus gut.
DeleteI guess they forgot to put the bait where the chimp's would have to face the cam.
DeleteWell see that never works. When I point my trail cam at the gifting station, the Bigfoots send in the squirrels to get the food.
DeleteTry putting some coconuts in your gifting basket, squirrels can't carry those.
DeleteIt depends. What kind of squirrel your talking about, African or European?
DeletePhil needs to break this down !!!
ReplyDeleteI can't tell if its authentic or not .
The broad theory of evolution posits that life developed from the simple to the complex. That theory utterly breaks down at initial conditions, as it cannot explain how non-living, non-volitional simple chemicals and molecules can organize themselves into self-sustaining, self-replicating complex forms. That is a fatal flaw.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I was saying, man.
DeleteI can confirm that the Dogmen turned down the part in that commercial.
ReplyDeleteFucking yeti's would do anything for a few bucks.
MMG
It would be great if that commercial brought more believers into the fold. We sure could use a few more, our numbers are dwindling.
DeleteHigher quality hoaxers would help as well.
Deletethey turned the Yeti into some kin of bipedal bear, haven't you heard? They have strugled ever since.
DeleteI saw a tripedal Bigfoot.
DeleteI saw that pic, it was me, I felt good that day.
DeleteYou're Bigfoot?
DeleteWhy yes, I am Bigfoot, and I grant you two wishes.
DeleteWait, isn't it supposed to be three wishes?
DeleteI'm Bigfoot, I ain't no fuckin genie. You want three wishes, go find yourself a genie, bitch.
DeleteYou're gonna be my genie bitch now three wishes or I collar your punk ass and chain you to the radiator.
DeleteWhat just happened at the Super Bowl? All the lights went off.
ReplyDeleteIt's a conspiracy, the elite have their plans and you are seeing them being played out.
DeleteA bigfoot must have knocked out the main power grid!
DeleteThat's why tinfoil hats are so essential. You cannot allow yourself to be subject to a Bigfoot EMP!
DeleteOh yeah, I been zapped by Bigfoots, it hurts bad.
DeleteYep, this is definitely the work of Bigfoots. They have wicked electrical skills.
ReplyDeleteLol the funny thing is they have like 800 electricians on standby
Delete800 Bigfoot electricians?
DeleteYep why not
DeleteWicked huh you must be from the east coast
DeleteI ain't saying where I'm from, you creepy footers will find me and terrorize my lovely family.
DeleteShit you wish. Like I don't have more important shit to do. You have too high a level of self importance.
DeleteThey should change the name of this place to the Clowndome! Miners will win & Henry is a dream come true to the Bigfoot community, you guys out there are like a bunch of little tiny queers compared to Henry May!
ReplyDeleteCoherent writing isn't one of your attributes.
DeleteHow many sandwiches do you think Henry had during half time?
DeleteYou're obsessed with that fat ass bastard. You have a man crush on him, I'm thinking. You want to nibble on his little willy, if you can find it in all that fat.
DeleteI think this guy writes just fine, he is just a fucked up in the head! Coherent writing, OK : )
DeleteThat's what I meant by it's a conspiracy! Of course the 1849 miners will win. It was all planned... look how quick the tide is changing. There must be some BIG $$$ on this game in high places.
DeleteThe.nut is calling this game, here comes the comeback! The Ravens D will not hold to the end
ReplyDeleteHenry May could take any of these guys
ReplyDeleteIs it normal for your dick to grow sideburns? I started trimming some hairs that were growing on the sides of the shaft when I was 14 and now that I'm 18 its like my dick is sporting full grown "chops".
ReplyDeleteI have to trim it up every 2 weeks or they get too noticeable. Am I seriously screwed for life?
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