This Nasty Looking Thing Was Discovered in the Amazon
Chill out, relax. It's a salamander found in the Amazon River. It's called a "Blind Snake." Though this phallus shaped amphibian is ridiculous looking, it breathes through it's porous skin. Pretty cool if you ask me.
Biologist Julian Tapan identified it as Atretochoana eiselti. It was discovered when workers were draining a portion of the Madeira River -- a major tributary of the Amazon -- for a controversial hydroelectric project. In fact, six were found. Many news sources have reported this as a new discovery, but it was actually first found and described in 1968.
Watch this video describing what some are calling the "penis snake":
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ReplyDeleteI'll call it the schlong snake.
DeleteNo doubt Rick Dyer would be able to glue that to a Bigfoot costume for "proof" of their giant penile virility. Yes folks this salamander is as close as any of you will ever get to a bigfoot.
DeleteSpeak for yourself bung biscuit.
DeleteThe Bigfoots gifted me one of these little wigglers.
DeleteIt's a dickworm. One eye and spits poison
DeleteWhitesnake not Rush.
DeleteWhitesnake was only good with Steve Vai
DeleteThat's what I give Dick Ryder every night.Boy,does he love it!!!!
Delete"It smells like bigfoots dick!" stay classy!
DeleteI accidentally sat on one of those in Rio.The only to get it to stop was to spin around and put it in my mouth.Best vacation ever
ReplyDeleteMy girlfriend promised never to release these pictures.
ReplyDeleteIt spends most of its life looking for the vagina clam.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!
DeleteWOW A LONG BLACK MANS CUT PENIS ON THIS BLOG,SHAWN YOU ARE A PERVERT!!!! BUT I STILL LIKE YOU.
ReplyDeleteThat thing looks like it has balls that won't quit!
ReplyDeleteput that thing up, your giving me a complex
DeleteI know. I sent away for one of those penis enlargers and they sent me a magnifying glass. Who do I complain to?
DeleteJohn Holmes reincarnated.
DeleteWow, that.... Ah never mind.
ReplyDeleteAnd you are wanting us to clean it up on this site,right there you are just asking for it aren't you? Come on Dude, does it have to be purple also?
DeleteSquatch Nuts
Well said Jim,well said.
DeleteFat Jim made a funny.
DeleteThese are the type of posts that are fine for trolling. I don't mind the funny stuff. And said so. But the other stuff is old. And it is on every topic now. I think if we all agreed to limit unrestricted trolling to posts like this and use limited trolling on the other posts, we could all be happy. Along with having good debates on it. The parabreakdowns, rants and such are made for trolling.
DeleteAnd anyone who clicks on this post expecting anything remotely related to bigfoot should not be here. Plainly this post was to draw clicks only. While the rediscovery of a rather interesting creature is in the crypto field, we all know exactly what the comments will be.
Deleteand bigfeet, ha!
ReplyDeleteput a hat on it and call it Richard.
DeleteThis is like having a AA meeting at a Brewing Co.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing that thing is missing is my hand on it.
Serenity now, Serenity now.
The head is shaped like MoneyMakers hair cut, do you think Renae has ever held one?
Squatch Nuts
I knew that guy looked like a footer,Money Maker, thats him. Now that's a real wood knocker.If Renea saw that she'd change her ways
DeleteLex Steele unleashed in the Amazon! All anal edition!
ReplyDeleteBAT SHIT CRAZY LADY, from the forum here,
ReplyDeleteThat is my blind snake, but the MIB took it.
The magic monkeys still walking around on your roof at night?
DeleteThey've been swimming in my pool at night, I can hear them out there.
Delete^^^^^ is that you pbb, debbie, winged patriot etc etc
ReplyDeleteYou should see it when it gets excited.
ReplyDeleteNow thats a head every bodies mom could and would love. . (face)
ReplyDeleteand this has what to do with bigfoot?
ReplyDeleteStand up, extend your arms, then reach around your back with both hands and pull your head out of your ass.
DeleteYou mean you don't know? and you say your a squatcher.
DeleteIf only it came with batteries "sigh"
ReplyDeleteIt is a purple headed rattle neck pocket moccasin.
ReplyDeleteAnd here we are again after yet another hoax and back to resorting to posts about things that actually exist.
ReplyDeleteProve it.
DeleteYea, it only has one eye so it will be easy to sneak up on.
ReplyDeleteC'mon Sanh, that's a caecilian, not a salamander. Dipshits can't even keep your high school biology straight, how do you ever expect to find a bigfoot?
ReplyDeleteYou don't want one of those things on you, they're so hard to beat off.
ReplyDeleteHe's still got it!
DeleteWAZZZ UP MAYOR MCcHEESER!!!!!
DeleteGood to have the real deal back.
I'll take my 3" elsewhere!!! (Asian man-whore off of the 2nd Deuce Bigalow)
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Trouser snake ftw!!!
ReplyDeleteMeh, I've seen bigger.
ReplyDeleteYep,in your face!
Deleteside pipe yo
ReplyDeleteEnough of this shit. Post some more Bigfoot neverdence
ReplyDeleteagreed
DeleteAnother post please,everyone's getting kinda HARD ON this one.
DeleteHell, lets talk about Dyer the Liar, some more
ReplyDeleteThat's my cock picture from Craigslist. What's it doing on here?
ReplyDeleteWhy does this make my butthole tingle?
ReplyDeleteBecause you're a JREF'er ?
DeleteLMAO!!!!
DeleteThat top pic on the OP is fuckin hilarious. Looks like some backwoods south american porn, filmed by hoe zay and hey zues after they took turns pretending they were their second cousin el ew wee suh.
ReplyDeleteThat's my story, and I'm stickin to it.
Cocksquatch
this was in national geographic, it's one of the
ReplyDeleteexamples of the men from the bigacock tribe,
they are known to impregnate other tribe's women
from up to 18 ft away, and a side effect from this
leaves the woman with a permanent smile.
The extinct Purple Pounder
ReplyDeleteAnd this, my friends, is one of the reasons why I LOVE the bizarre side of the zoological world! So amazing.
ReplyDeletePffffft, you love it because it resembles a purple headed yogurt slinger. You got that surgery, looks like it's working out for you I see.
DeleteWang-Squatch
ReplyDeleteHard to tell if it's been circumcised. Pretty smart move.
DeleteIt looks like a black dudes cock!
ReplyDeleteJeff T.
Finally, we get to see some real evidence taken from Daisy's Box.
ReplyDeleteThat's a purple headed yogurt slinger
ReplyDeleteIt's a 'Heat Seeking Moisture Missle'.
ReplyDeletePurple headed yogurt slinger!!!
ReplyDeleteThe 'Ol blue vein throbber!!!
ReplyDeleteMy dick looks like its wearing a helmut. Anyone else's look like its wearing one?
ReplyDeleteThis is an obvious cover-up. They found Big foots dick and are now saying its just a salamander.
ReplyDeleteits the mascot for the 2014 world cup
ReplyDeleteits the mascot for the 2014 world cup
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