This Is The Funniest Kickstarter Campaign Video We've Ever Seen For a Bigfoot Film [NSFW]

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We've seen many Kickstarter projects come and go over the years, and none have tickled our funny bones more than this pitch for a new Bigfoot comedy film called "The Bigfoot Hunters" by Matt Hausmann. Please stop whatever you're doing and watch this hilarious video. The pledging has already begun and so far 6 backers have pledged $2,227 of the $14,989 that's needed to launch the film.

THE BIGFOOT HUNTERS is a hilarious short comedy about a self-help group of people riddled by Bigfoot encounters. They must bond together and put their differences aside when threatened by a Bigfoot attack that overtakes the government leaving the self-help group the last line of defense and America's only hope.



[via The Bigfoot Hunters Kickstarter Page]

Comments

  1. AnonymousMonday, February 4, 2013 at 5:35:00 PM PST

    First I love you Shawn!

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  2. AnonymousMonday, February 4, 2013 at 5:36:00 PM PST

    Second and I still love you Shawn!

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    1. ShawnMonday, February 4, 2013 at 5:38:00 PM PST

      I love you too, whoever you are.

      Delete
    2. AnonymousMonday, February 4, 2013 at 5:44:00 PM PST

      I love butterflies and rainbows. They make me cry.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousMonday, February 4, 2013 at 6:15:00 PM PST

      I love Bigfoots, they're so darn cute.

      Delete
    4. AnonymousMonday, February 4, 2013 at 7:19:00 PM PST

      I know,they are pretty loveable. I saw one yesterday. I ran up to try and hug him, but he ran away before I could even get close.

      Delete
    5. Jay CooneyWednesday, February 6, 2013 at 4:27:00 PM PST

      Do you love me, Shawn?

      Delete
  3. AnonymousMonday, February 4, 2013 at 5:40:00 PM PST

    Get a room you two.

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  4. AnonymousMonday, February 4, 2013 at 5:43:00 PM PST

    This is getting gay is what it's getting.

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 4, 2013 at 6:27:00 PM PST

      If I see one more video that someone has posted of some black "blob" in the woods I'm going to scream.
      To top it off, they have tons of YT users posting that they see not only the "bf" in question but tons of others.
      Hey, at 1:12 I see a leaf move so logically it must be a BF right?
      I'm not even talking a blobsquatch here people....I'm talking about...... I guess nothing!

      Delete
    2. AnonymousMonday, February 4, 2013 at 6:55:00 PM PST

      This ain't gay junior. These are chicks. Life is good. Now go brush your teeth and go to bed

      Delete
  5. AnonymousMonday, February 4, 2013 at 5:45:00 PM PST

    Well I was first and so sorry bitches!!

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  6. AnonymousMonday, February 4, 2013 at 5:46:00 PM PST

    Can't be gay if I am a girl!

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  7. Racer XMonday, February 4, 2013 at 5:50:00 PM PST

    That was funny. I don't know you well enough to say I love you, but I like your blog.

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  8. Sandwich Delivery ManMonday, February 4, 2013 at 5:55:00 PM PST

    I wonder how much in the way of contributions the skeptards will cough up. Oh, wrong post? Wrong blog?

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 4, 2013 at 6:29:00 PM PST

      I have seen where they have removed bark. In my case it was a deciduous tree of unknown species and the bark was stripped off in long strips and laying in piles around the base of the tree. The entire tree was stripped up to a height of 15 feet. All in about 2 inch wide strips. Other primates are known to do this, they chew on it for salt.

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  9. AnonymousMonday, February 4, 2013 at 6:22:00 PM PST

    Bigfoot made a wreath out of branches and hung it around my horses nest. What kind of treats should I give them in return?

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    1. AnonymousMonday, February 4, 2013 at 6:38:00 PM PST

      Pancakes with poison in them. And poison bacon.

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    2. AnonymousMonday, February 4, 2013 at 6:43:00 PM PST

      That's horrible, how could you say such a thing?
      Bigfoots are our closest relatives and should be treated as such.

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    3. AnonymousMonday, February 4, 2013 at 6:51:00 PM PST

      Poison zagnut?

      Delete
  10. AnonymousMonday, February 4, 2013 at 6:52:00 PM PST

    Anon at 6:43 - you say that to a person who would likely poison their own mother. Oh wait! They just said that so there would be a BODY. Chris Noel says Rick Dyer has one.

    LMFAO forever. You just can't beat this shit.

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  11. AnonymousMonday, February 4, 2013 at 7:07:00 PM PST

    I'm gonna doate 46 cents so I can talk to that guys mom.

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  12. AnonymousMonday, February 4, 2013 at 7:17:00 PM PST

    STEVEN STREUFERT, YOU HAVE "5" WHOLE DAYS LEFT TO MOURN YOUR FRIEND.. COME SATURDAY THAT ASS IS M.I.N.E..

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  13. AnonymousMonday, February 4, 2013 at 7:25:00 PM PST

    If you toss bigfoot's salad, he'll gift you with a smile and a pat on the head.

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  14. AnonymousMonday, February 4, 2013 at 7:33:00 PM PST

    Yep, this blog has definitely taken a turn for the gay recently. I think I’ll take a few days off to wait for AIDS to clear out this latest influx of homosexuals.

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  15. AnonymousMonday, February 4, 2013 at 8:07:00 PM PST

    Maybe footer is code for gay. Bunch of guys deep in the forest hunting down a magic monkey that doesn't exist. Pretty friggen gay....

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  16. AnonymousMonday, February 4, 2013 at 8:09:00 PM PST

    Shawn loves anonymous.. now that's fucking news.

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