Listen: The Lounge with Rev. Jeff: Discusses Dr. Melba Ketchum Bigfoot DNA Paper News
In the opening episode of "Five mins in the Lounge with Rev. Jeff" he takes us through the history and claims behind the Dr. Melba Ketchum DNA claims. Here is an excerpt from the show:
Dr. Melba Ketchum has yet again posted on her facebook wall to "Buckle Up". Just what ever that is supposed to mean one only knows. The Dr. of Vet medicine turned self proclaimed bigfoot DNA specialist has gone out of her way to keep everyone sitting on the edge of their seat. For more than a year now the bigfoot DNA study has been wrapped and awaiting release to the world as the data is being withheld until the peer review process is complete and her report based on that DATA is accepted and published.
Dr. Ketchum has been scooped several times in the past few months as details from her study have been leaked to the online social media outlets. This forced Dr. Ketchum's hand and she began appearing on tv interviews making claims that she has in fact cracked the bigfoot DNA genome. She came out publicly in regards to her findings that are yet to be released to the public for any type of verification that bigfoot are directly related to humans as they are some sort of hybrid population between human females and an unknown ape species branching off some 15,000 years ago. There has been much speculation about her statements as there has been nothing to back them up.
Bigfooting 10 Commandments
1 Thou Shalt not Present Blobsquatches as evidence.
2 Thou Shalt Not Commit Hoaxing.
3 Thou Shalt not soil the name of Dr. Don Jeffrey Meldrum
4 Remeber the Patterson Footage and keep it sacred
5 Honor you research and your subjects.
6 Thou Shalt not Kill a Bigfoot
7 Thou Shalt not commit hindsight commentary
8 Thou Salt Not Take evidence that does not belong to you
9 Thou Shalt not lie and present false evidence.
10 Thou Shalt not covet nor molest the forest or its creatures
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletewhats it like to be so badass??? lmao!
DeleteThou shall not toll is not there. I am on then
DeleteUnbelivable!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm buckled up. Can we go to magic monkey island now Mrs. Ketchum?
ReplyDeleteNot before you pay the toll.
DeleteHell I break all ten of those bigfoot commandments on a daily basis. Usually by about 11 am.
ReplyDeleteIt happened on Mars years ago. Ketchum, Lindsay and I were there, along with a few other operatives. We knew the sasquatches were responsible for panspermia, but they had long ago devolved and lost most of their tech and knowledge. The terran 'Squatch still had its psionic abilities, which is where we learned a lot of out stuff. Fasano was in the ops room aboard the ship, he wouldn't have been able to take what happened next.
ReplyDeleteOur intel was that the Martian 'Squatch had some of their old tech and had lost their psionic abilities, we were there to retrieve what we could.
We were approaching what seemed to be a tribe, one of them had some kind of headdress on. At about 400 yards, we began a psy probe.
Nobody was prepared for what happened next, the tribal leader turned, some kind of Shaman, and deflected our probes. Immediately he launched his own attack. It was nothing like we had ever experienced. Three operatives went down - not dead, but their minds were wiped. Ketchum and I got our shields up, but we knew we couldn't last long. Fasano was screaming through the com, telling us to get out of there, but Lindsay, Lindsay seemed unaffected.
That's when the attack stopped. All focus was between Lindsay and the 'Squatch, some kind of communion, I dragged Ketchum back, but Lindsay started walking forward...
They're probing, I have to break communication, I'll be back when I can, if I'm still alive.
Must have been all the bs in Lindsey's head that was blocking the mind probe. Or did his lady glasses have something to do with it?
DeleteThe "World's Only 24/7 Bigfoot News Blog"???
ReplyDeleteSo do all the other blogs have regular business hours?
Looks like a done deal. This is from PRWEB. It hits the fan now. It may be self published, but I think she has now forced main streams hand. ELEVEN people signed on.
ReplyDelete(PRWEB) February 13, 2013
A team of eleven scientists with expertise in genetics, forensics, pathology, biochemistry, and biophysics has sequenced three whole nuclear genomes from a novel, contemporary species of hominin in North America. The study, “Novel North American Hominins, Next Generation Sequencing of Three Whole Genomes and Associated Studies,” which analyzed DNA from a total of 111 high-quality samples submitted from across the continent, appears in the inaugural issue of Denovo: Journal of Science (http://www.denovojournal.com) on February 13.
The team, led by Dr. Melba S. Ketchum, DVM, of DNA Diagnostics in Nacogdoches, TX, sequenced the three whole nuclear genomes using the next-generation Illumina HiSeq 2000 platform at University of Texas, Southwestern from a tissue sample, a saliva sample, and a blood sample. The three genomes all attained Q30 quality scores above 88 on the Illumina platform, significantly higher than the platform average of 85, indicating highly-purified, single-source DNA with no contamination for each sample. The three Sasquatch genomes align well with one-another and show substantial homology to primate sequences.
In addition to the three nuclear genomes, Ketchum’s team also sequenced 20 whole and 10 partial mitochondrial genomes from the Sasquatch samples. In contrast to the nuDNA results, the Sasquatch mtDNA was fully modern Homo sapiens, indicating that the species is a hybrid cross between modern Homo sapiens in the maternal lineage and an unknown hominin male progenitor.
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“Novel North American Hominins, Next Generation Sequencing of Three Whole Genomes and Associated Studies.” Authors: Ketchum MS, Wojtkiewicz PW, Watts AB, Spence DW, Holzenburg AK, Toler DG, Prychitko TM, Zhang F, Bollinger S, Shoulders R, Smith R. DeNovo. 13 February 2013.
Specimens yielding DNA were obtained, purportedly from elusive hominins in North America called Sasquatch. Sequencing and genotyping were performed in addition to histopathologic and electron microscopic examination of a large tissue sample.
Mitochondrial whole genomes were consistent with modern humans. In contrast, novel data were obtained when nuclear DNA was sequenced. Next generation whole genome sequencing was performed on three samples. Phylogeny trees generated showed homology to human chromosome 11 and to primate sequences. The data indicates that the Sasquatch has human mitochondrial DNA but possesses nuclear DNA that is a structural mosaic consisting of human and novel non-human DNA.
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Correspondence should be directed to M.S. Ketchum (science@sasquatchgenomeproject.org).
Reporters may log-in to the Press Room at http://www.denovojournal.com to view the embargoed manuscript.
Melba's hoax is stealing the thunder from Ricky's hoax.
ReplyDeleteHow will Freezer Boy respond? Will Musky cry on live webcam?
Tune in tomorrow.
Same batshit time.
Same batshit channel.
Melba for President !
ReplyDelete"I think her MK Davis enhanced Mike Sells videos are going to be her selling point on this magnificent paper."
ReplyDeleteOh, I hope so. I want to see whitey ride that mountain bike again!
DeleteTazer Media is also known as The Reach Around Network.
ReplyDeleteAnd it feels so good!
DeleteI prefer it when my boyfriend gives me a Musky Allen WHILE he's giving me a reach around!
DeleteJunk science, Junk research, Junk authors= Self published junk paper on junk site= Junk evidence!
ReplyDeletepreaching to the choir!!!!!!!!!!!
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