Sunday, February 3, 2013

Pennsylvania Go Cart Bigfoot [ParaBreakdown]


In this video, Phil breaks down the Pennsylvania Go Cart footage. He suggests that it would be impossible for anyone to make a definitive identification for Bigfoot based upon the visual information in this video.

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    1. Next year is the year for the Detroit Lions

      Go Lions !!! N

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  2. Well You Are Sasquatch, so of course it is a human being ;). It's a Homo sapiens ketchumii, to be exact. By the way, E Pluribus Unum

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    1. Your divisional rival is going to win the superbowl...ravens 27 niners 20

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    2. I don't know who to cheer for. I'm from Baltimore so I should cheer for them, but I'm also really gay so I sort of want San Francisco to win.

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    3. Don't give in to your inner homosexual tendencies...root for the ravens ...ravens 30 niners 20

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    4. When the Super Bowl starts the JREF'ers will be reaching for their Brokeback Mountain DVD's.

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    5. ^^^^
      Has actually watched Brokeback Mountain. That fact alone makes him gay.

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  4. Wow Phil is crazy I dont see a balding guy with a maroon sweatshirt wearing glasses and a mustache with grey pants. He has been starring at his computer too long.

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  5. Hey, whatever happened to Merchant? He used to be on here daily with his little video rants.

    Did he part ways because the rest of the gang has fallen in love with Smeja and decided to aid and abet the big lie?

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    1. The other Tazer guys didn't agree with his sexual practices, which mostly involves banging horses.

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    2. Correction, he was performing felatio on the horses.

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    3. No Canada, specifically Quebec. It's closer to his location. His stage name is Mike Amor Le'Cock.

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  6. Where has Phil Been tha last view months .Bigfoot might be almost human and how does he know what bigfoot is. to compare bigfoot to humans phil must have seen one .Hey phil since you act like a expert what is a bigfoot .and if you dont believe in bigfoot what in the hell are doing wasting your life on here. from your videos you act like you know what bigfoot is since you are Mr. breakdown what is a bigfoot and how can you break it down if you have not seen one . If bigfoot is real maybe he kinda looks like a human and walks like a human .so phil if you have not seen one your videos are worthless.

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  7. Wow, I didn't see anything that came close to what this guy described. Bigfoot or not, Am I going blind or did he see another video or something?

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  8. Hey Phil .look at the left leg angle at 1.02 on your video .The shin angle is not the same as a humans leg shin angle .break that down .

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    1. A person walking through heavy brush would have a leg angle similar to the "magic bigfoot leg angle". People really need to stop with that leg angle bullcrap! I was walking through the snow today and had a leg angle higher than a person walking on a flat surface. I must be a bigfoot.

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    2. Where is the proof for that .Phil should show us since he is the epert .Show us the walk since it easy to do .simple question why dosnt phil show us the walk.

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  9. Phil this looks like a bigfoot more than what you described .

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  10. Hey Phil the arms does not look long to you .Those are some pretty long arms .Those arms are huge .

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  11. Phil You need to see a shrink you are going crazy trying to convince people that bigfoot does not exist . from this video i see a bigfoot . you can see a mustache and you see a hood and pants i bet you see him on a bicycle too .Phil you are the one seeing things or you are not telling the truth .

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    1. Anon 12:05, 12:13, 12:19, 12:29, is the same guy trying to get Phil to notice him. Someone has a thing for Phil.

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    2. Is it the same guy that was presenting for Streufert? Guess he moved on...

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    3. Go big or go home, I guess.

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  12. What movie scene was saddest? A. When old yeller got shot. B. When Spock died. or C. When Ned Beatty squeeled like a pig.

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    1. Ned got porked, but he survived, Spock died a hero and his status was increased, but old yeller, you don't come back from rabies or a 54cal to the head. Old Yeller's sad suffering death by far.

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  13. another self titled expert'.lol. why do parsites get allowed to critique others work. what has this charcter ever done

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  14. Agreed, just as I said it was when I watched it on FB/FB...if you stop the video like you did here you clearly see a plaid shirt, jacket, and a white guy in a hat. I love FB/FB's work but on this one they jumped the gun

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  15. In that still photo, it looks like it's boogeying.

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  16. Phil does it again! Does nothing. Fat Windbag! Look at the shin angle. That's how a bigfoot walks, not a human. Fat Dumb Fuck!

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  17. Someone that knows terrain that is not sidewalks and lawns; will know right away that this is a bigfoot walking in a manner that would destroy most fit athletes quad and hammies in less than 10 seconds or a five steps.

    That walk is basically Squats, squats are killer to the legs.

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    1. But most people are obese and live in cities (with all due respect and no offense), rarely venturing out to the wilderness.

      They are no different than, say, ants living in an ant farm, only traversing tunnels from one city to the next.

      Cheers to:

      American Idol
      Dominos Pizza
      Beer

      and the obese

      :)

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  18. I agree with FB/Fb .Someone said plad shirt?Ok ,The figure must be wearing snow pants also.With 5 pair of long johns underneath.Look at the butt ,top of leg,stride,speed.Its not a man!Look again.G.F.

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