Dr. Melba Ketchum Addresses Hoax References, Damage Control On Full Alert
On Sunday, we reported that Dr. Melba Ketchum's paper currently references at least two fictional scientific literature including a paper written by Milinkovitch paper titled, "The Yeti DNA sequenced". The 2004 paper is well-known to many students of science and it is often brought up as one of the best known April Fool's jokes in research literature.
Here's a response from the Ketchum camp to the "rumor" posted by Troy Hudson:
Dr. Melba Ketchum (Troy Hudson) @Lino, these comments just keep coming, I would treat things like this like any other tabloid, Dr. Ketchum is aware of these comments, she will address these soon, but for now they are in error. People are trying everything they can to discredit her and her paper, just keep that in mind.
Here's an official statement from Dr. Melba Ketchum herself:
Do to the wild rumors out on the internet. I felt it important to address a new rumor about a possible hoax. First we have never hoaxed anything as there is no need to. We have the proof we need in the science. I hope this helps everyone understand.
One of the early reviewers asked for any and all references related to our subject matter. We neither agreed with nor endorsed any of those references used though Bindernagel's books are a good effort since at the time he didn't know the human element involved. It was not our choice to use any of them though. That ref was a testament to the idiocy surrounding not only the scientific bias against the existence of these "people" but also the request by reviewers for refs that we had not felt had any place in our manuscript and were not included originally. This same reviewer required the so-called folklore that is in the introduction. That also was not in the original manuscript
lol
ReplyDeleteGuess who's sucking on the Wally teat?
DeleteWally made my dreams come true because without his contributions and support at key times, I don't have my 2007 thermal sighting to know for myself, or this footage from last Aug in the Sierras many of you have seen already.
When in doubt, toss Bindernagel's name out.
DeleteI just read an article that says non of the scientists in her study are real and she is or was having legal issues because of patent infringement charges against her. Wish I could post the link
Delete^ just go to the link for Fox News. They referenced a study from the Tea Party .
DeleteIt was Bindernagels fault.
DeleteBULL.....
DeleteThis screams fraud. I hope criminal charges can be brought.
Delete^ Exactly I hope they do bring charges against those who are slandering her!
DeleteSlander? It's not slander when it is not a lie. She is defrauding people of very real money. She should be in jail.
DeleteFirst, you can't "Charge" someone with defamation. "Charge" implies criminality. Defamation is a tort, not a crime. Second, it's not defamation if it's a true statement. Truth is an absolute defense.
DeleteGeeks will hunt.
DeleteAnd that COULD have been pointed out and stipulated IF what she is saying now was true. Would any sane person include a known joke paper in the references and NOT point that out in the body of the work????
ReplyDeleteI think not.....
But keep on trying melba, I am sure your believers will keep on believing......
Yep. They cast their lots with her long before the paper came out, and they're stuck with her now. They would have believed her no matter what the paper said.
DeleteYou sir, like the skeptics, are an idiot. Check out the evidence!
DeleteTalk about someone covering their ass - she has an excuse for everything . . . and it's always after the fact.
DeleteSo the April fools part of the paper was a joke then huh?
DeleteI see what you did there.lol
DeleteToo bad the reviewers did not make Ketchum put actual science in the paper
DeleteNo, the entire paper is a joke. I've read it and it is packed with childish claims and fictional references. Furthermore, it didn't pass a peer review. She circumvented the process by purchasing a fake journal that is not referee'd and self promoting it. T
DeleteHer GenBank excuse is comical in itself. GenBank does that easily.
At this moment in times like these, its sort of embarrassing to be associated with this field. Its too wide open for bat shit crazy people to finger around in.
^ you're batshit crazy you freak!
DeleteWarren Eckerd = fuctard
DeleteSure when you have nothing intelligent to argue someone just call them names. It worked so well that one, wait no. but that other time no that didn't work either. Oh but the time nope, well hell it's a great formula keep it up.
DeleteNadia bull at 4:12.
DeleteKeep working hard Dr Melba Ketchum after listening to your interview on Coast to Coast I am confident you can prove the species keep working hard
ReplyDeleteRule of thumb: if it's covered on C to C, it's guaranteed bullshit.
DeleteC2C is the best radio show out there, all the others suck
DeleteBack in the day KLOL 101.1 with Stevens & Pruitt was the best radio show ever.
Delete^old ass prolly heard Orson Welles live
DeleteCoast to coast is awesome.
DeleteRule of thumb if its on BE. Then it is bs
DeleteCoast to Coast has some leading edge science on it. It also has some paranormal stuff, that of course can't be proven, but many times is still interesting, many times not. The latest awesome show was about the curative powers of turkey tail mushrooms, and dietary mushrooms in general. C2C is hit or miss for sure, and you have to pick your interests. The crypto stuff is fun, and interesting. The mainstream media is just too institutionalized, and not really interested in the science mysteries and open-ended subjects.
DeleteMainstream media is covering up instructed to feed you with bullshit to keep you numb, there's no free press essentially they're all complacent and really indifferent unless it's straight out of some official authority figure mouth.
DeleteGRAVY
ReplyDeleteMelba got a load of Squatch gravy.
Deletelol sounds like she'd still "sore"
DeleteWell, some reviewer told you it had to be in your journal before you posted it online? Really???... And you keep the name of this so-called reviewer private? The sad thing about all this is Dick Dyer didn't even make this many mistakes in his hoax... And was called out on it. What else would you expect?
DeleteSo, Melba when are you going to go on a lecture tour, Lecturing at the pristine Universities you site in your journal? It would be a great venue to explain in detail, to the greater scientific community, your scientific findings... Maybe have a video or two, for a complete and thourogh discussion!!
I can't but wonder what the faces of reputable scientist would look like when they viewed the Breathing Carpet video... I think most would laugh their f'ing asses off and walk out!!
Delete^ you apparently havn't walked out On this site after you saw the 19 second clip So that makes you an idiot!
DeleteThe Erickson video is a hoax, the subject of the video was nothing more than a person wearing a costume, a Wookie costume from Star Wars. I will tell anyone who believes in Melba Ketchum's study, you are being lied too, deceived and made fools out of.
Delete**** off, doc.
DeleteFirst
ReplyDeleteShe is running out of time and our patience.
Nonsense you hairy hominid! These footers know that you duck out of sight for a couple of weeks while some other footer self-destructs and you're back in the game. Hell, look at MK Davis. He was public taterhole #1 on at least two occasions.
DeleteYes 4:46, it's kind of like the skeptards; they get embarrassed and then use forever-rotating aliases to avoid the flak: Timmy, Parnassus, Bigfoot is BS, and variations thereof.
DeletePot and kettle, 4:46, pot and kettle.
Tard on, baby.
First. That was nice and vague
ReplyDeleteBlame it on the mystery reviewer. *Rolls Eyes*
ReplyDelete...and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for you Meddling Kids!
Delete^LOL!
DeleteI beleive in scooby more than I beleive in Melbard
DeleteRut roh!
DeleteTurns out it was just Old Man Chewie in a Matilda suit. Luckily Daphnie had her camera got the photos which saved the gang!
DeleteThe Scooby Doo "Meddling Kids" reference is the best thing I've ever read on this site. NAILED IT!
DeleteYour comment makes me sad. I feel sorry for you
DeleteDon't be Sad. This is a Happy Place.
DeleteIt's a madhouse deliberately made so by the trolling and scamming anti bigfoot cult.
DeleteWhat about the BLEACH? What about that Melba? Give it up already; we are not buying the horse shit you are selling.
ReplyDeleteThat story is 100% true too. If people are too stupid to open their eyes then they deserve every bit of heart felt hurt they endure. Its comical.
DeleteShe's a Veterinarian NOT a Geneticist
GenBank easily does what Smelba says it won't
Her business has a Grade of "F" by the BBB
Bigfoot braids her horses hair
Bigfoot speaks to her in her dreams
Bigfoot communicates with her when she holds a sample in her hand
Bigfoot used telekinesis to knock her out and make her "sore" down there
She communes with a family of 5 but has zero proof
She buys a fake journal and website
Publishes her non peer reviewed paper in a fake journal
Uses real science and scientists as an excuse for it not passing a peer review and being published in a real/credible journal
Cites The Epic of Gilgamesh as supporting evidence
Cites a Daniel Boone story as supporting evidence
Cites an April Fools joke unknowingly as supporting evidence
She tries to get Smeja to degrade his sample so there would be no other sample to disprove her botched findings
When that didn't work, she used the only excuse she had (Smeja switched samples)
Trent University tested the same sample as her and found Ursus Americanus and human DNA (homosapien)
She never even asked for Smeja's DNA to rule out his DNA as contamination
I think this one is pretty damn easy to figure out, that is if you have 1 functioning brain cell.
The blind studies were done in other labs and not by her and they had the same results. Your welcome.
DeleteLMAO, Trent University (one of Canada's most respected forensic labs) and an Oklahoma lab say different.
DeleteThose aren't Looney tooned labs and also don't sport a Grade:"F" rating by the BBB.
Besides Smelba's Grade "F" rated lab, name the others.......
They tested one sample out of over a hundred? Nice try you uneducated dink tip Anon 4:52! Anon 4:28 is just spreading pure lies and half truths. Quit being a liar and stop pretending to know what's going on.
DeleteIts all out there. Every credible scientist has destroyed her self promoted farce. That IS whats going on, you schmuck.
DeleteThese extended pseudo-educated-pseudo-science long-winded attacks certainly sound like Sharon Hill/Bigfoot is BS/I Doubt It. I've never heard anyone say she is a nice person.
DeleteI love Melba, Matilda, & Hovey. Can we all get together and make a new hybrid hominin?
ReplyDeleteEnoch ya! Chock rock tock ya! Enoch! Enoch ya!
ReplyDeleteRock chock jawhawk go KU
DeleteLots of squatches on the plains of Kansas I hear.
DeleteEmkay Davees! Chock chock. Enoch ya!
DeleteKeep polishing that turd Melba , it's never gonna shine.
ReplyDeletePut that turd in a jar, already, and send it to Sykes.
DeleteAnyone seen the movie, Argo? There's a really cool blue tinted Chewbacca Costume on there. Someone please post it so we can talk about how real it is. I personally think it's a real Sasquatch that turned blue from eating too many Blueberry Bagels.
ReplyDeleteThe chebacca joke isn't funny anymore. It is overdone. New material please.
DeleteSorry forgot the w
DeleteSorry, I meant to say ChewCocka
DeleteWell, that means the reference is in the actual paper. All you bleevers who claimed it was guviment agents posting lies will have to change the subject or dream up some other nonsense to keep your hopes alive.
ReplyDeleteToast.
It's a conspiracy I tellz ya!
DeleteBlueberrysquatch
DeleteData is still good though. And that aint no hoax or government cover up son. Freakazoid out.
DeleteYa, jus' lissen tu me guys, jus' lissen, seereus, I'm totaly ssereus I sware!!!
DeleteGol dang I'm smart too.
Wow. That was clever.
DeleteYou don't have to be an idiot or a ten year old to believe, but judging by what I see on this site, it sure helps.
She's sore!
ReplyDeleteI keep my poop in a jar.
ReplyDeleteWith a lid?
DeleteI bet you drink from that jar too...
DeleteOf course. We footer follow all proper scientific protocols.
DeleteHow many jars to you have filled?
DeleteMore than I can poop in.
DeleteWhat is the proper protocol? One turd per jar?
DeleteFill her to the rim.
DeleteThey work great as pooptov cocktails.
Delete;-)
Got a couple used jelly jars gonna give it a whirl .
Delete;-)
Deletecome on guys, quit saying the same things over and over...where's the originality? Come up with some new good stuff please
DeleteI done burnt my taterhole!!!!!
DeleteIs that knew?
The gentle giant enjoys flaky pastries and offerings of love.
DeleteNo way! long live BE catch phrases!!
DeleteRush
DeleteI keep my copy of Melba's paper in a jar, but I am not advanced enough to go literal. You the man poopster!
DeleteI keep my jar in a poop.
DeleteCan bigfoot fly?
ReplyDeleteThere's really nothing the magic monkey can't do.
DeleteThank you. I wasn't sure...
DeleteWell monkeys flew in the Wizard of Oz. And as you can plainly see in her paper they are genetically linked...third cousins or something....so I'd say yes Bigfoot can fly.
DeleteI am the wind beneath Sasquatch's wings
DeleteThe answer is yes, Bigfoot can fly. Only the smaller single engine planes like the Cessna; large passenger airliners are too confusing. No word on piloting hovercraft.
DeleteDamn son, how many times do I have to tell you about the turquoise squatches on their hoverboards?
DeleteI've seen em. They're here.
yes they can fly, and they can swim like dolphins as well.
DeleteJill needs to go into the remote mountainous woods for a while.
DeletePoor little Footer...
ReplyDeleteAll your hopes and dreams dashed on the rocks.
Feb 2013, when Bigfootery died.
Bye bye Mr. Bigfoot good bye
DeleteI beleeved in you
But it was all just a lie
And all these greedy hoaxers
I just have to ask why
Was it worth it to make the dream die ?
Was it worth it now you made the dream die !
^ that person is one messed up person! Take a few drugs in your lifetime?
DeleteWhat do hoaxters and huxters have to do with bigfoot?
DeleteNothing.
lol Pity these bf deniers they think it's going away.
DeleteGuys you have to understand if there is no Bigfoot than why do they have tv shows about them? Why is it on the internet? They can't put it on tv or the internet if its not true!
ReplyDeleteNow excuse me, Daisy and Matilda are here and we are going out for pancakes and blueberry bagels....If Im lucky we will be filming the night cap but you guys will only see the blurry non HD thermal version.
Anyone wanna join? Chewbaca is picking us up in the millenium falcon.
you're all clear kid
DeleteWhy don't you come with me, little Squatch...on a Magic Shag Carpet Ride.....
DeleteI heard Chewbacca was a French Model.
DeleteDo sasquatch have hair on their cocks? Or are they all hairy ballsacks?
DeleteWe manscape.
DeleteWhat I want to know. Do bigfoots balls hang low?
Deleteanon 3:52, ask Melba, she has special erotic "sore" experiences with the sasquatch people
DeleteYes they do.Damn all the poison ivy.:-(
DeleteIt's a TRAP!
DeleteDo they swing to and fro? Do bigfoots balls hang low?
DeleteKoona t'chuta, Solo?
DeleteGoing somewhere solo? :)
DeleteThey look more like a human, but hung more like a Gorilla.
DeleteReally, that tiny?
DeleteShe hoaxed us! it was all a scam!
DeleteI do no like Melba Ketcham!
Don't worry, Rick Dyer will save the .... Ok I can't do it, lollers... '12-'13 has been great for us buttplugging skeptards!
DeleteYes it has...
DeleteSquatches are all balls or as Fred (the Bigfoot Dyer shot) use to say "I'm all grow and no show"
DeleteI think it's well past time for Melba to clam up. All she does these days is make herself and her study look worse when she tries to "explain" things.
ReplyDeletebelieve nothing.
ReplyDeleteget out and look for yourself.
this site is as guilty as anyone that their half ass hack jobs are aimed at.
bunch of dumb dogs chasing their own tails.
fact: the matilda tape hasnt been released but this site is already trying to "anal-ize" alleged frames of a video that everyone who has actually seen is swearing genuine, including the king of douche mountain Moneymaker(still can not believe thats a real name)....
fact: no contributor of this site has had access to the full genomic data(of which im sure they could understand anyway) of the dna report but have already stated it as a hoax...
you people are fucking retards....
either go in to the woods and think for yourself or go away with all this dribble.
peace bitches.
You will get nothing, and you will like it.
Delete^^^^^^^^^. You are wrong
DeleteThis site is simply putting on the pressure to see a video released that should have been released long ago. IF IT WAS REAL
I'm trying to find out from anon 3:56's writing style and vocabulary if he's a geneticist, biologist or perhaps an anthropologist? He or she is clearly more intelligent than us mere mortals and understands the Ketchum study in it's entirety. Or maybe they're another idiot shouting their mouths off crying foul because Ketchum's little hoax is falling apart.
Deleteanon 412
Deletefrom your writing style it is apparent that you are one of the retards anon 356 is talking about.
no one is defended in that post, just another observation of the biases that is BE.
its there in line 3: "this site is as guilty as anyone that their half ass hack jobs are aimed at".
that seems to mean ketchum or anyone who jumps to conclusions with even a shred insight.
and i agree, go into the woods and think for yourself
So just believe everything wholeheartadly,right?
DeleteIf people are too stupid to open their eyes then they deserve every bit of heart felt hurt they endure. Its comical.
DeleteShe's a Veterinarian NOT a Geneticist
GenBank easily does what Smelba says it won't
Her business has a Grade of "F" by the BBB
Bigfoot braids her horses hair
Bigfoot speaks to her in her dreams
Bigfoot communicates with her when she holds a sample in her hand
Bigfoot used telekinesis to knock her out and make her "sore" down there
She communes with a family of 5 but has zero proof
She buys a fake journal and website
Publishes her non peer reviewed paper in a fake journal
Uses real science and scientists as an excuse for it not passing a peer review and being published in a real/credible journal
Cites The Epic of Gilgamesh as supporting evidence
Cites a Daniel Boone story as supporting evidence
Cites an April Fools joke unknowingly as supporting evidence
She tries to get Smeja to degrade his sample so there would be no other sample to disprove her botched findings
When that didn't work, she used the only excuse she had (Smeja switched samples)
Trent University tested the same sample as her and found Ursus Americanus and human DNA (homosapien)
She never even asked for Smeja's DNA to rule out his DNA as contamination
I think this one is pretty damn easy to figure out
Go learn about real science and evolutionary theory and think for yourself, my footing friend.
DeleteEven the skeptard guy who usually posts about 20 times on every Melba thread has given up the fight. When the insane footers are abandoning her, Melba must know that it's over.
DeleteHere's the facts:
DeleteShe's a Veterinarian NOT a Geneticist
GenBank easily does what Smelba says it won't
Her business has a Grade of "F" by the BBB
Bigfoot braids her horses hair
Bigfoot speaks to her in her dreams
Bigfoot communicates with her when she holds a sample in her hand
Bigfoot used telekinesis to knock her out and make her "sore" down there
She communes with a family of 5 but has zero proof
She buys a fake journal and website
Publishes her non peer reviewed paper in a fake journal
Uses real science and scientists as an excuse for it not passing a peer review and being published in a real/credible journal
Cites The Epic of Gilgamesh as supporting evidence
Cites a Daniel Boone story as supporting evidence
Cites an April Fools joke unknowingly as supporting evidence
She tries to get Smeja to degrade his sample so there would be no other sample to disprove her botched findings
When that didn't work, she used the only excuse she had (Smeja switched samples)
Trent University tested the same sample as her and found Ursus Americanus and human DNA (homosapien)
She never even asked for Smeja's DNA to rule out his DNA as contamination
I think this one is pretty damn easy to figure out
^Written by a true lying asshole.
DeleteLast place anyone would release Matilda Footage would be on this site ! Bunch of pricks who Read this site wouldn't know real evidence even if they saw it.
DeleteEnoch ya rock tick chutock rictick rocktock ya! Emkay Davees!
Delete5:17,
DeleteWhat part you schmuck? Why dont you back up your lie with evidence. Anyone can say: "liar liar" but in the end you look like a child.
Again, what part of ANY of that is a lie? Its all been documented somewhere, all of it.
Yes, 4:36, evolutionary theory, "theory", right. Kind of like some certain other things, it's unproven. Interesting, that.
DeleteOK let's see:
DeleteAnonymous Monday, February 25, 2013 at 4:47:00 PM PST
The skeptard guy is an insane footer?
We don't know if he or she is even a footer.
If so, how does that compare to an insane skeptard?
I think bleeving in invisible bicycles and no-bigfoot-at-any-cost-come-hell-or-high-water is a mite more insane than simply considering the possiblity of the relict hominid.
Back to the drawing board for you, anon 4:47.
Bye bye now.
Skeptards aren't really skeptics they're only too well aware it's all real, or they wouldn't waste their time here every day effectively becoming footers themselves.
DeleteWipe that Melba shit off your nose, you look ridiculous .
ReplyDeleteRead the zoologists article from yesterday she nailed all the problems and issues in a professional manner.
ReplyDeleteIf she did it that way consistently it would be great. Unfortunately, she comes off pretty mean spirited against people she doesn't like most of the time.
Delete...looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin glue.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back Airplane joke guy
DeleteNo it's ok don't start that dirty habit again that's nasty. All we have to do is fill this ziplock with spray paint. Lol
DeleteIf people are too stupid to open their eyes then they deserve every bit of heart felt hurt they endure. Its comical.
ReplyDeleteShe's a Veterinarian NOT a Geneticist
GenBank easily does what Smelba says it won't
Her business has a Grade of "F" by the BBB
Bigfoot braids her horses hair
Bigfoot speaks to her in her dreams
Bigfoot communicates with her when she holds a sample in her hand
Bigfoot used telekinesis to knock her out and make her "sore" down there
She communes with a family of 5 but has zero proof
She buys a fake journal and website
Publishes her non peer reviewed paper in a fake journal
Uses real science and scientists as an excuse for it not passing a peer review and being published in a real/credible journal
Cites The Epic of Gilgamesh as supporting evidence
Cites a Daniel Boone story as supporting evidence
Cites an April Fools joke unknowingly as supporting evidence
She tries to get Smeja to degrade his sample so there would be no other sample to disprove her botched findings
When that didn't work, she used the only excuse she had (Smeja switched samples)
Trent University tested the same sample as her and found Ursus Americanus and human DNA (homosapien)
She never even asked for Smeja's DNA to rule out his DNA as contamination
I think this one is pretty damn easy to figure out
Bleeving footer says go into the woods and think for yourself. It will all make sense.
DeleteJust about everyone lies or exaggerates about their background in bigfooting.
DeleteSteve Kulls doesn't have the L.E. and investigation background that he has claimed.
Michael merchant got a gig being a herpetologist on animal planet, although I guess you could blame that one on them.
Matt Moneymaker was at one point claiming to be a lawyer.
David Paulides was fired or asked to resign over a scandal when he worked for the police department.
I could go on, but there is a pattern.
Oh yes, every twig breaking, nut falling, tree falling, coyote call, wolf call, fox call and town ordinance siren will be proof, right?
DeleteThe pattern is: they are all bat shit crazy, liars, hoaxers, queer or not man enough to keep a wife.
DeleteDamn who lost a wife?
DeleteAs bad as Melba is, some of her worst critics support a pretty tall tale in the Sierra Kills story. There's not a damn thing there except for some guy's story. What a surprise.
DeleteHow dare you! Smeja is an American hero!
DeleteActually there's more then a story, smeja passed a poly 100%, bart got what i thought was impressive thermal footage there, many previous doubters had some amazing experiences there. I think the Sierra project guys are very impressive for what they've done thus far including being transparent with results. Thumbs up from this fence sitter for great effort and follow through
DeleteSmegma's only a hero to his bedfella Ro.
DeleteStick Structure - "If you build it, they will come."
ReplyDeleteHe's just a boy...he don't know no better.
ReplyDeleteCarl
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
ReplyDeleteSee how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
Mister city policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
Yellow mother custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the english rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob.
Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.
Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.
I am the eggman, They are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob goo
It's not a good sign when she can't even correctly spell the first word in her statement.
ReplyDeleteIt's "due" not "do."
Typo from Shawn quoting her.
DeleteNo, it's "Doo Doo"
DeleteNope, not a typo. Sorry.
ReplyDelete^ Wrong
DeleteGo look yourself 5:52, she DID make that typo.
DeleteSo basically it's up to Jeff Meldrum to find Bigfoot and he won't even show up for less than 5K...
ReplyDeletesheesh
Nah, he's a bias Mormon.
DeleteI bet Smelba smells......
ReplyDeleteMy right testical hurts. Should I go to the doctor or should I rub one out?
ReplyDeleteRub some icy hot on there it'll clear it right up
DeleteAmazing how there are so many posts from you fart blossom losers that are sinceless, meaningless and foolish. To think that you actually come to this site to post and then comment to yourself.
ReplyDeleteSinceless? Did you go to the same school as Melba's "spokesperson"?
DeleteBy the way, what ever happened to her?
Something that gets lost in all this is that guys, people, we have to do something for one of our own...it's terrible to think about but...
ReplyDeleteMelba was date-raped by Bigfoot.
When a 'scientific researcher' begins a paragraph with "Do to"? instead of "Due to", one can only question the rigour with which they carry out any activity.
ReplyDeleteWhen a 'scientific researcher' begins a paragraph with "Do to"? instead of "Due to", one can only question the rigour with which they carry out any activity.
ReplyDelete