Breaking: Melba Ketchum Says Buckle Up! [Bigfoot DNA]
Here goes folks -- what everyone has been waiting for all these years. The Bigfoot DNA specialist Dr. Melba Ketchum just gave everyone a heads up on her Facebook page telling everyone to "Buckle Up!"
Wow! Is the Bigfoot DNA manual script ready to be accepted into the mainstream? Has it finally passed peer review? If it has already passed, most likely, the media embargo has already begun, and the paper should show up in a respectable journal by Thursday. The news network's (NBC, ABC, CNN, FOXNEWS) won't be able to say anything until Friday at Noon EST.
So who's excited? I know you are so stop lying.
First. Even if it gets published, no one will believe her evidence because of her nonsense before.
ReplyDeleteLooney Toons folks!!
DeleteLets put a few facts on the table shall we.
1. Her claim is bigfoot is the descendant of a human hybrid event that happened 15,000 years ago. That in itself is a nonsense claim that will never see the light of day in any reputable science journal.
2. Her main piece of the study was verified as bear with human contamination.
3. She collaborates with "youtube researchers" such as Joe Black who has provided samples.
4. She claims to have been frolicking with a playful family of 5 bigfoots, they braid her horses hair, and she was unable to take a picture of a stationary tree structure.
5. The massive facebook debacle, no comment required.
Didn't it already get published in the Examiner? It was beautiful
DeleteTHIS CANT BE HAPPENING
DeleteDON'T WORRY IT PROBABLY ISN'T HAPPENING, IT'S MAYBE ANOTHER TABLOID INTERVIEW LOL
DeleteJay and Anony 4:02 are wrong about this. Firstly, Disotell said the hybridization theory is credible. I'd take his word over a depraved skeptics anyday. Secondly, if it's published in a reputable journal scientists all over the world will read it. It will be fact and no longer fiction.
DeleteLooney toons has it wrong again and is spreading lies on this site!
DeleteShe never did a Tabloid interview. Wrong again. They picked up the story.
DeleteI like loony toons. They don't lie and they are nice. They are on rite now
Delete4:02
Delete1. Suffers from severe PGF-itis
2. Bleeves in invisible bicycles while attacking others for believing in magic ape
3. Prances and preens bragging of rationality and logic while being emotionally unstable, high-strung, irrational, and illogical
4. Clings to BE website posting comments as early as possible according to BE posts, while simultaneously decrying the existence of BF
5. Obsessed with homosexuality and people's mothers and people's living arrangements, "no comment required"
Neanderthals mated with homo Sapians ! 2.5 percent of living Asians and Europeans (on avg) have Neanderthal DNA ( Discovery magazine march 2013). Now Denisovan. Looney many things can happen . Catch up on your Science!
DeleteCorrect me if I'm wrong, but in profile the good cat doctor bears a striking resemblance to Miss Piggy. Vets in spaaaaaaaaace...
Delete^Eh?
DeleteYep anon 4:38 I noticed that last year! As this is now a family fun zone no jokes about hands up Melba please. Love the way that people have to moderate their language and everyone complaining bout trolls yet the "Raging Skeptard" with his boring invisible bicycle comments is still here.
DeleteI hope a bunch of bikers take a dump in his retarded gifting basket.
DeleteOnce again I will tell you all from my personal experience, the only thing you need to buckle up for is the ride down the sh*t slide. No one should believe what she is saying. Besides, she is broke.
Delete^^^ two up from me
DeleteYou are not a nice person. If you are nice people will like you some people can't help it if they are not smart and it makes me cry
hey Rush,think the erickson film will ever see light of day?does she own it now?
Deleteugh,now everyone is upset about something here,FUCK IT shawn,its not cartoon network,check what your kids are looking at
Deleteixnay uckfay
Deleteokay,sorry ixnay
Deletethats darn right
Deleteixnay itshay and ittiestay
Deletesorry ixnay
DeleteYou're completely right rusherlife. We don't need to believe Melba. Someone who is not part of the BF community at large and has been doing forensic DNA analysis for years.
DeleteWe have guys like Dyer, Fasano, Biscardi, and all the other credible guys with years of professional bigfoot research yielding no factual hard results to not believe in.
Fucking ay
DeleteBad words mr. Shawn
DeleteI don't think I'm supposed to be here
ixnay uckingfay
Deletesorry again,still working on it
DeleteAlright rum ill catch you tomorrow unless Shawn decides to make an example of you
Deletegood night Harry
DeleteYou will catch rummy tomorrow. I told you that YOU are the CATCHER
DeleteLOL
ixnay omohay jokes aygay oybay
DeleteLOL,leave my pet alone ixnay,I call it precious bigfoot turd,precious for short
Deletelets get it right folks. Ketchum hasn't said anything foolish. It is usually every time most of you open your stink holes to release noise that something foolish is said. I find it amazing how you numb minded, simpleton "skeptics" will start a foolish rumor and before you know it, you masturbators believe your own ignorant rantings, ha-ha. I have a new idea. Wait and see. If nothing happens, who care, right? We know there is no such thing as bigfoot. If something does happen, who cares right? They are all liars and hoaxers and unicorn humpers anyone. We win either way right?
DeleteYep, real people don't give a shit what these asshole trolls say here what matters is only what will be fact now. They won't like it but who cares, right.
DeleteNot first!!!
ReplyDeleteIt will still be interesting to read and note the process and the findings no matter what has transpired!
ReplyDeleteIf it is finally going to appear... What if it isn't getting published in a journal and only getting self published online where obviously peer review to back it up isn't needed? Didn't an anon poster say not long ago that they'd seen she was going to publish it PPV on her site?
DeleteWe should see the Bigfoot DNA before anyone is called a Bigfoot DNA specialist.
ReplyDeletewell said. this women is a joke.
DeleteYour mom yes.
DeleteDang I'm glad I said not first so I wouldn't have to suffer the humiliation of saying first when I wasn't. And I agree with your post first. Too much nonscence associated with her. She has not handled this well.
ReplyDeletewell played sir
DeleteIt's not easy to handle this bigfoot subject without controversy, if not impossible. I predicted 1st week in February. Close enough. Now the fun part starts. Nobody wanted to take the risk and ridicule that comes with bigfoot dna science except Ketchum. Good for her. She had to leave all you skeptic idiots behind. DNA does not lie.
DeleteI can't wait for all the real and intelligent discussion blogs, which will now move to the science news sites. It's going to be so much fun, peeling back the mystery of this mysterious creature, for years to come. I don't see how Shawn can stay in business much longer, after catering to the skeptics, idiots, and perverts for so long. Should've catered to the people who believed that there was plenty of "Bigfoot Evidence" that pointed to the reality of this animal. Maybe he can turn it around, if he makes posters register and spends time removing the senseless comments.
But then we'd just have self important jerks like you and to be honest you seem rather dull and lacking in personality. Also, as the paper has not been published yet how do you know if her findings are correct? Seems like the scientific thing to do would be to maintain a healthy reasonable amount of scepticism untill the paper is published instead of believing in something without any evidence to back it up. Unless of course you've seen or worked on the paper? No, I didn't think so. Having blind faith in something with no evidence to back it up is pretty dumb and not very scientific.
DeleteOh yeah?! Wanna fight? Smart guy!
DeleteYou don't believe a bit of your own words 5:13 anon, otherwise you would have put on your big boy/girl boots and be a registered poster.
Deletezzzzzzzzzzz
ReplyDeletebigfoot doesnt exist therefore there is no bigfoot dna
zzzzzzzzzzzz
What's more interesting than Bigfoot is the phenomenon of a person who doesn't "believe" in Bigfoot yet is so drawn to the subject that he is able to post his non-belief three minutes after a blog entry is published on a site dedicated to Bigfoot.
DeleteWhat ia a phenomenona ?
Deleteits great aint it, ill be here all week!
DeleteI will be here forever. My teacher ms. Welsh says this is a new place to learn about Bigfoot. My name is Fred. Bye
Deletemy teacher says we should listen to scientist climat change is real bigfoot is not
DeleteBigfoot is real. Your a TROL.
DeleteAs we're playing teacher shouldn't that be TROLL?
DeleteAnd it should be you're, not your. So in a sentence with three words the footer missed two.
DeleteWhat is it with footers and failure?
II will try harder next time. I have a hard time in English class. I have new glasses now
DeleteFOUR EYES! No wonder you can't find any bigfeets. They can probably smell you a mile off anyway STINKY!
DeleteI'm a 10 year old kid. Your a pussey mister
DeleteOh Mr. Shawann! Anon 6:14 said a bad word! Wack his peepee!
DeleteI'm telling my mother you want to touch me down there. Your going to get in trouble
DeleteGot Dorky
DeleteMaybe she got pulled over and wanted to give everyone a friendly reminder. Remember she said she would release videos with the study so Dyer better watchout.
ReplyDeleteMunns took a look at her video and said it was a bad suit that looked like a wookie. THIS IS MUNNS we are talking about!! He bleeves the PGF remember.
DeleteYeah but are they genuine videos? Where is the study being published and which of the wild claims she's made will feature in it? Maybe it's not being published after all and like someone else said she could just be obsessed with road safety!
DeleteDoesnt she own the infamous Matilda video?
DeleteSorry. No clue who Munns is. Didn't RL or her claim to have purchased the Matilda video from Ericson?
DeletePGF shows genuine creature.
Delete4:04 suffering from severed PGF-itis, uncontrollable cervical and skull convulsions which turn the head in the opposite direction of any showing of the PGF.
We wouldn't want any pesky evidence to get in the way of our spectacular state of skeptardism.
Supposedly, it's bound to be a huge dissapointment after all the hype but probably a better hoax than Dyer's doing right now :)
DeleteWhat is a skeptard anything with rare sounds to nice?
DeleteI am sorry sometimes what I type is not what is on the screen. What is a skeptard it sounds meen
Deletewill it come out at the tribeca film festival?
DeleteSkeptard is used as an insult by a very angry and obnoxious believer to describe anyone who tries to
Deleteuse logic or reason. He is also obsessed with invisible bicycles when he should be spending more time trying to loose his virginity.
I don't understand. I'm going to ask my dad what you mean
DeleteAnon. 5:12. This is supposed to be a site suitable for children. I suggest you check yourself or I will report you to the authorities as a predator
Deleteshes just off to disney world and excited about riding space mountain, thats all
ReplyDeleteSeriously, watch that be the reason for the Facebook status....lol
DeleteI love space mountains. We went there last and my little sister got sick all over the seat. I didn't sick because I'm in the3 rd grade now. My teacher says that this place is where we can go to see the big Harry people who live in the woods.
DeleteYes and if a man called Robert Lindsay tries to make friends with you remember stranger danger!!
DeleteIf her pic includes the Yeti on the Matterhorn ride, that would be priceless!
DeleteStranger danger. My dady told me that. And you don't have to tell momy everything we have fun with daddy's friends they have a golf Cart I drive fast
Deleteporkchop sandwiches!
DeleteEnoch, Fox, M K and the whole gang are planning a party...
ReplyDeleteIts the law!!!!
ReplyDeleteNot the time to quit cussing.....
ReplyDelete@lisa Rantala, No disrespect but you gotta be just one BORING lady. Really?...Dr Ketchum paper worth reading?....This point and time, anything a vet has to say (especially one that has....hhooohmm, kept saying...soon..soon..to me is well...zero plus zero..I say enough is enough..Dr. who??..Oh yea, don't know if your old enough to remember that show??lol
ReplyDeleteSamuel
^ you seem really boring! I take Rantala any day and I too can't wait to read it!
DeletePlea...se.,,,,Gesh, you don't get out much do you?....Do you really think that Mel has ANYTHING ground breaking??.....aaaaa...NO...I think she's milked about as long as she could milk....There is nothing there...Myswell read the National Enquirer...
DeleteMilked as much as all the other so called "BF Experts" have, I imagine? Constantly perpetuating hoaxes so that they can comment on it, which then gets republished on blogs like BE so that their popularity and visibility can increase as they spew and talk about nothing.
DeleteAnd actually, majority of the posts that get circulated around the BF community is pretty much tabloid grade journalism, including all the stories and dirt flinging that has been done to Melba.
Well said there @5:36 Ketchum has stuck to her guns. That these idiots still think that there is no paper, no dna study, is truly amazing, after so many people have vetted its reality. If it passes the peer review, they'll all have to shut up and go away, or at least maybe shawn will just remove their posts. Just to get back to the subject of bigfoot would be a miracle for this site.
DeleteThe truth about this new hominin species will out in the end, no matter how long it takes and the MIB trolls can only ramble.
DeleteIN OTHER WORDS~~~~WHO CARES
ReplyDeleteRick coming on soon. It's off to see the wizard.
DeleteIn other words --you do care!
DeleteActually refreshing to get the hope of some evidence one way or the other. I'm sure there has been professionals review the data and not some made up "expert" like Dr. Paul Van Buren!
ReplyDeleteThanks for cleaning up the blog Shawn, it was badly needed. Finally some good news after a wild hoaxy week. Dr Ketchum PHD and co-authors must be so darn relieved and it will take a PHD to understand this report. The genome alone will take fill books.
ReplyDeleteI hope it's written in human, not bigfoot.
DeleteI hope it's not in crayon and finger paints
DeleteEnoch ya!
DeleteBo Shudah!
DeleteMy pretty pony
Delete"the paper should show up in a respectable journal by Thursday. The news network's (NBC, ABC, CNN, FOXNEWS) won't be able to say anything until Friday at Noon EST."
ReplyDeleteI think you've got that the wrong away around?
"If it has already passed, most likely, the media embargo has already begun"
It doesn't seem to be currently embargoed: http://www.newswise.com/articles/list?category=embargoed
There is one listed as Science - cell biology that could be it. Due out noon on Friday.
DeleteYou heard it here first!
ReplyDeletePeer Reviewed Paper in the journal called Science - here we come!
Rick Dyer and Friends have peer reviewed this paper!
Let's just hear her out. We have all busted her balls (or ovaries) for 3 years now. Let's give Melba a chance.
ReplyDeleteAll we are saying, is give hoaxers a chance
DeleteLucky us!!!! Mr Dyer can keep his bigfoot and exhibit it in Vegas and we really don't give a hoot. He's all showman and no science and never cared about the species except to exploit it.
ReplyDeleteKen: I kinda wondered what happened to her. I guess old Rick was getting to much attention, so Melba's back to cool him off.
ReplyDeleteThe one thing no one needs is the mental picture of a Dyer/Ketchum tag team. Good job Melba isn't pregnant too cost the rumour is Ricky likes to hit pregnant women.
DeleteRicky sounds mean. Call the police right now
DeleteI'm more excited about the deuce I'm about to drop than about the paper we will never read. Buckle up, it's a bumpy ride to Turdville folks.
ReplyDeleteYou sound like my mom. Remember to turn the fan on
DeleteFool me once shame on you... We just got over the whole, bigfoot in a box, then the Rick Dyer mess, I mean, really? These things are lined up like a hoax Pez Dispenser with a Bigfoot head on it.
ReplyDelete5 th time I have posted this.......
ReplyDeleteKetchum.....left field......just sayin'........... tkoenig.....
BUCKLE UP! that's it? Man, is that all it takes to get people excited?
ReplyDeleteI know so pathetic
DeleteBreaking News!!! Melba has changed Facebook status to "Feeling rather gassy after that Diet Coke lol! Who stole my blueberry bagel???!!!"
DeletePlease do not misrepresent me again like this. I made it clear in that thread that I consider science a useful tool when it's properly used.
ReplyDeleteScience considers Mulder a useless tool.
DeleteMost do
DeleteYou always know when Dyer shows up(anon 4:04), he immediately starts ranting names like MUNN!! and using the PGF thing-he's so fricking jealous that anything REAL might take away from the attention whore's fakery and his "tons of cash" $$$ agenda. What a wanker...
ReplyDeleteKen: I f she gains to much interest, she just might get a visit from rough rowdy RICKY late on night. I bet Melba could take him anyway.
ReplyDeleteHey K have a goodnight brother
DeleteYour backwards on that ken, it's not Dyer threatened by Ketchum, it's Ketchum threatened by Dyer. That's why she's moving her stuff along asap. She knows he's got the goods. and her paper is a paper only, no matter what it says.
DeleteKen: where you going man? I think I've just made Ricky angry, might need your help lol. Have a good one brother H. B.
DeleteI got to get up at 5 to get these guys started on a remodel and a service install ie the service drop the meter housing and the panel
DeleteI get up at 6:30 and brush my teeth and go to school too. I love you guys you are smart
DeleteKen: feel for you bro, Been on it all day myself. Got finished. about 6:30. so do what you gotta do man. I think Dyer is on tnight I think he's upset about the Ketchum train. lol It's all fun and games anyway man.Going to the Mtn's in the Morning. My spirit is ready for the break.
Delete"BUCKLE UP!!!!!!!!"
ReplyDeleteWhat a glorious day! WHAT A GLORIOUS, GLORIOUS DAY!!! I have been vindicated! THE TRUTH IS AT HAND! I have been mocked and scorned for so long and now at last I shall be rewarded for my unflinching faith! THE SKEPTICS SHALL RECEIVE THEIR COMEUPPANCE! I shall sit at the right hand of my queen and bathe in her glory for ever and ever!
Eh . . . . what exactly did that mean anyway?
Mulder
Nothing, it means nothing lol
Delete4get the paper what ever happened 2 the videos she suposedly got from the "erickson project"?
ReplyDeleteBuckle up? I suspect this has more to do with going horse back riding. BTW MK caught the CGI on the tent video http://thedavisreport.wordpress.com/2013/02/12/685/
ReplyDeleteIdiots, your all patting here on the back again before it's released. We've been here before. Around and around we go.
ReplyDeleteBecause it is my right, I will dismiss it out of hand without reading or performing any matching experiments. I don't see the sense of giving her the time of day because of what she has alleged to have said. I encourage all my fellow JREFers to ignore the work and any sort of validation done by others. We emphatically know that because it is impossible that such a creature cannot exist. Remember science requires proper validation and a peer review DNA paper proves nothing, absolutely nothing. When it comes to analysis and science, we will be the arbitrators of what is acceptable or not. It is our prerogative to choose what science is valid. When we find scientific studies we like, we'll choose to promote those.
ReplyDeletePS: I can only hope that legal actions are now taken against Ms. Ketchum.
Got monkey then? Cos I ain't seeing it.
DeleteNOW we're talking!
DeleteMy big sister has a monkey
DeleteI haffin sketty and budder.
ReplyDeleteSince her DNA study is dead in the water, Melba has resorted to posting Safe Driving Practices for local law enforcement.
ReplyDeletewow guys ...she is just getting ready to watch the Michigan vs. Michigan st. game.
ReplyDeleteYour all just haters. Ketchum is very shaky, and probably will put some crazy theories that only idiot believers could buy into. Dyer however has continued to challenge anyone that will face him on his show,LIVE. He also has called out all those who have made unsubstantiated claims against him. Why tear down those around him and his camp,just face him on whatever forum you can. It seems that those on here like, Rump, ken, and all those new Shaun pawns that have much to say until challenged by anyone eleses opinion, pail in comparison to real evidence. Keep talking, the evidence will soon be the last word for all.
ReplyDeleteOMG, she posted something...its back on! Bigfoot is REAL!
ReplyDeleteI am finally convinced that even when bigfoot is proven to be real after dna and hd video and even a body is found the skeptics will still say its a lie or its a hoax this crap will go on forever its so sad its like a big soap opera its actually pathetic
ReplyDeleteWhat? What kind of backwards logic is that? It's pathetic to not believe there is an undiscovered 7 foot tall hairy man hangin out in the woods smart enough to destroy all evidence of it own existence?
DeleteIsn't it more pathetic TO believe in something like that? And to keep gettin duped by these tremendous claims over and over again? To keep getting fooled by hoaxes?
Has anyone ever stopped to wonder if she's qualified for this? She's a vet, so she's obviously smart. But does that mean she's qualified to do genetic work?
ReplyDeleteFor example, I do ultrasound, I have a bachelor's degree, so I'm at least moderately intelligent. I made it through school and have been published in a medical journal. But just because I'm smart and have an interest in, say, quantam physics, does that qualify me to publish papers on it?
That seems like what she's doing. I have yet to see any evidence that she's actually qualified to do a genetic study, despite the fact that she's smart and interested in this line of work.
So how did she train?
euthanizing stray cats
DeleteGood grief, where have you been @6:29 she's been doing dna forensics for 28 years.
DeleteYou don't have to put 6:29, my name is on there.
DeleteAnd the question I asked is this, what training does she have? What are her credentials, besides DVM?
Who is holding her accountable for her work? How do we know any of it is accurate?
http://www.denovojournal.com/#!news-release/c1yzj
ReplyDeleteScroll down to tomorrow's release.
That's pretty much got to be it....
Keywords: Species Identification, Human DNA Identification, Forensic Hair Analysis, Electron Microscopy, Next Generation Whole Genome Sequencing, Mitochondrial DNA
WOWWY WHAM WHAM WOZZLE
This link will get you to even more specific tags:
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This is it. Ketchum's paper is coming out tomorrow.
Or at least the press embargo will be lifted tomorrow.
DeleteTHIS IS THE REAL DEAL FOLKS. THE DATA IS BEAUTIFUL. PREPARE TO STUFF YOUR FAT SKOFFTARD GUTS WITH CROW!!!!
ReplyDeleteLATEST NEWS: DeNovo - Accelerating Science publication date scheduled for Winter 2013
ReplyDelete
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
THREE BIGFOOT GENOMES SEQUENCED IN 5-YEAR DNA STUDY
New Research Paper Published Friday Shows Homo Sapiens/Unknown Hominin Hybrid Species Extant in North America
DALLAS, February 10th --A team of scientists will publish their five-year long study of DNA samples from a novel hominin species, commonly known as “Bigfoot” or “Sasquatch,” on Friday February 15th, 2013. The results suggest that the legendary Sasquatch is extant in North America and is a human relative that arose approximately 13,000 years ago as a hybrid cross of modern Homo sapiens with an novel primate species.
The study, “Novel North American Hominins, Next Generation Sequencing of Three Whole Genomes and Associated Studies,” was conducted by a team of experts in genetics, forensics, imaging and pathology. The team, led by Dr. Melba Ketchum of DNA Diagnostics in Nacogdoches, TX, included Dr. Pat Wojtkiecicz, Director of the North Louisiana Criminalistics Laboratory; Ms. Aliece Watts of Integrated Forensic Laboratories in Euless, TX; Mr. David Spence, Trace Evidence Supervisor at Southwestern Institute of Forensic Sciences; Dr. Andreas K. Holzenburg, Director of the Microscopy & Imaging Center at Texas A&M University; Dr. Douglas G. Toler of Huguley Pathology Consultants in Fort Worth, TX; Dr. Thomas M. Prychitko of Wayne State University in Michigan; Dr. Fan Zhang of the University of North Texas Health Science Center; and Sarah Bollinger, Ray Shoulders, and Ryan Smith of DNA Diagnostics.
In total, 110 specimens of purported Sasquatch hair, blood, skin, and other tissue types were analyzed for the study. Samples were submitted by individuals and groups at 34 different hominin research sites in 14 U.S. states and two Canadian provinces. Ketchum’s team sequenced 20 whole and 10 partial mitochondrial genomes, as well as 3 whole nuclear genomes, from the samples.
I'M SO DAMN EXCITED I JUST WET MY ORTHOPEDIC FOOTER UNDER SHORTS!!! DOES ANYONE HAVE THE LINK TO WHERE I CAN BUY SOME OF MELBA'S BIGFOOT HATS AND T-SHIRTS???
DeleteHow has Shawn not figured out how to take screen captures on his computer? And how have you all not figured out that Bigfoot does not exist?
ReplyDeleteEvery time it's the same thing- someone makes a big claim without any evidence and you all get excited, give each other high fives and get your "I told you so" speeches ready. But it always, ALWAYS ends the same way- no credible evidence. How many more times are you guys goin to go through this before you catch on? Remember how excited you were about Ed Smith? The "clear as day" video?
Every time there is big excitement on this blog I make a post like this, and I am always right. I'm sure I will be called a "skeptard" and told that I have "PGF-itis" but I don't care. I will be laughing yet AGAIN when this Melba thing is over with.
100%, I guarantee that you will all be disappointed when or if this DNA study is ever revealed. And I will be back with my very own "I told you so" speech. Again.
Will you also come back and apologize if against all odds you are wrong?
DeleteYou-know, your just freaking stupid.
DeleteWe have been telling you there real. we have seen them.
Your just so full of your own crap and rocks in your head, you too stupid to understand.
Get that through your thick skull------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BIGFOOTS, ARE REAL!
I will never apologize because I will never be wrong about this.
DeleteNOT ONLY THIS JACKASS, BUT ALL OTHER SKOFFTARDS INCLUDING PARNASSUS, STANKAPE, BIGFOOT IS BS, THE A--HOLES FROM OVER THE LINE SMOKEY AND DOUBTFUL NEWS, AND THE ENTIRE JREF COMMUNITY SHOULD WRITE LETTERS OF APOLOGY TO MELBA AND ALL KNOWERS!
DeleteNo, we'll be disappointed if Shawn doesn't ban you and your arrogant stupidity.
DeleteYup, it's the same thing all over again. I tell you all not to get too excited because the "big news" always ends in disappointment, you all call me names and tell me how stupid I am, and then it ends in disappointment because it turns out the "big news" is a hoax or nothing at all.
DeleteI have been right every time, and no amount of angry, middle-aged men calling me a "skeptard" will change that.
Some heavy hitters of the science world :)
ReplyDeleteBigfoot is not real. She is pulling your chain again.
ReplyDeletethey are real, your an idiot
DeleteYou're. As in "you are" an idiot. "You" and "are" combine to create "you're".
DeleteAnyone know what time tommorrow the embargo will be lifted?
ReplyDeleteLooks like a pay to play journal.
ReplyDeleteIt seems like it might have been created recently too.
DeleteUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Looks like the Mel made this journal up herself, funny shit.
ReplyDeleteMelba probably convinced Mulder (or some other hardcore footer who is able to form complete sentences) to write up that fake abstract to make it seem more convincing (at least to the gullible easy marks).
DeleteShortly, In large mass around the US. will be recorded a strange CRACKING sound.
ReplyDeleteThat is the shattered reality of this under-ware sniffing idiots who "Think" they know best from the desk in mommies basement.
Go argue about something you "know" about, not something you "DON'T KNOW" about, Idiot!
Anon 5:13:00..you are SO right. I'm sick of the ridiculous & immature comments on here and welcome the intelligent, scientific discussions. Once I find those, I'll no longer be checking out this site.
ReplyDeleteVol 1 Issue 1 coming out on Friday. Quite a Historic and prestigious journal. Right up there with Nature, HaHa.
ReplyDeleteI wonder whether the organization whom Melba paid (with Wally's money) to set up this farce will send Melba a t-shirt that reads, "I'M PUBLISHED!"?
DeleteI know the science is crap, now I'm curios about the release of the HD video. I'm sure they'll be comical also.
DeleteFALSE ALARM EVERYONE! NO NEED TO "BUCKLE UP." EXCEPT FOR MAYBE BUCKLING UP MELBA IN A STRAIGHT JACKET!!
DeleteWelp, either Bigfoot doesn't exist or Melba is rushing to publish this before Dyer releases his body in a freezer, which would make her paper irrelevant.
ReplyDeleteLet's disband and follow other cryptids. I call the Michigan Dogman.
What a bunch of clowns! Don't you people know "Buckle Up!" Is a commonly used phrase among scientists when they are about to reveal their data? When Einstein unveiled the theory of Relativity, it is generally agreed that he first announced to his peers "Buckle Up!". Likewise , Stephan Hawking has begun many, many lectures with "Buckle Up!". It's true!
ReplyDeleteHow cute, you're still buying all this.
Delete"I believe that Roger Patterson is now looking down from heaven and smiling."
DeleteMore like laughing hysterically.
DeleteDear first reply: I was joking.
DeleteNew online journal of multidisciplinary exploration in zoology seems to have been created and this will be in the issue 1 vol. 1 2013 version apparently. Most likely self-published or self-created journal amongst a core group.
ReplyDeleteThe domain name for the Denovo Journal was only created this month, on Feb. 4:
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