Shawn Parker shared this shocking PSA warning on Facebook regarding Bigfoot researchers who may be in serious health trouble. If you know anyone showing symptoms of this horrible illness known as "Bigfoot Conatactee", Parker recommends that you stage an intervention and get involved.
WARNING TO ALL BIGFOOT RESEARCHERS!!!! I think we may all need to learn to be more sympathetic to the world's latest sickness. Some call it delusional, some call it a lack of hobbies and Loren Coleman calls it "Bigfoot Contactee" .
There are a small handful of "researchers" that are NOT hoaxers that feel that every time they are out in the woods, they are in direct contact with a Sasquatch or several Sasquatch, nearly every time. They are the world’s only researchers that have luck EVERY time they go into the wilderness. The need to see a Sasquatch is so bad for some people that almost everything they see or hear is proof of their existence. More and more of these people are devoting their time outdoors with camera and video recorder and zip-lock bag full dental stone powder so they can collect evidence to share with the world.
Evidence produced by people who have contracted this sickness usually chose to work alone and do not like to provide details of location. Most of the evidence that hold the pieces of their story together can not be shared with the public because of various reasons. Certain questions can be answered, but are usually answered with a pause before explaining.
With the power of social media we are all exposed to people that have this sickness or that are developing this sickness. If you or a family member are experiencing signs of this sickness it is important to put a stop to it immediately before things get worst.
There are signs to watch for....
* If you or a family member, is in the habit of posting pictures on facebook that require an additional red circle or arrows or body outlines, this is a sign you may be in jeopardy of contracting this sickness.
* If you find yourself posted youtube videos that require several, slower speed re-plays in order to make out what we are looking at, this may also be a sign.
* If you have ever posted audio recordings of sounds that require an additional explanation of what we are listening to, you could also be potentially at risk.
* If you are noticing that you are having frequent encounters from creatures in the woods even though scientists and experienced researchers around the world are having far less luck than yourself, this could also be a sign.
* When a dark spot in a photo appears to be a female sasquatch holding her young, this could potentially lead to this type of illness.
* When broken sticks against a tree are obvious signs of a sasquatch nest, this is yet another sign.
* If you have your own personal casting of a foot print that is shaped like a banana, this may not be a juvenile sasquatch. This may be a sign.
* If your wife can not even be polite enough anymore to pretend to be fascinated with your stories of Sasquatch encounters, this is another good indication that you may have contracted the sickness.
This is a sickness that can break up a family, or cause reduction in friends and may contribute to the bulk of online ridicule. Save yourself or a loved one today! Stop “Bigfoot Contactee” now!