That's it the Russians are losing it they're over there dressing up animals in little people clothes and gluing monkey and bear feet to tricycles this shit is getting out of hand and they made the monkey hop like a kangaroo
Herpit derpity lerpity bind neurosyphilis sure fucks up your mind. Being brain damaged can be a real drag, so to help pass the time I composed me a rag.
Herpity derpity lerpity door I stuck my dick in a two dollar whore! To make you don’t catch the blight of the sylph you shouldn’t stick in your cock before taking a whiff.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
rush likes Bigfoot
ReplyDeleteBigfoot likes black sabath
DeleteBigfoot likes rush, Geddy Lee's voice attracts Bigfoot.
DeleteHis voice doesn't attract them ...it makes them run for cover.that's why they're so difficult to locate.
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DeleteDont watch the vid! Its a russian clubbing a baby seal to death!! Justin Smejavich the terrible!!!! Oh gawd dont watch!!
Delete3:39 Oh yes it does.
DeleteI started writing lyrics for a Mulder version of "Paranoid" but turns out the original lyrics are perfect!
DeleteYup u can't screw with perfection.
DeleteThey are so lucky they have a magic monkey.
DeleteUno me amigos
ReplyDeleteThat's not a monkey is a snow leperchaun ..they are very elusive and rare.
ReplyDeleteIts a baby bigfoot ! =) <3
ReplyDeleteThat's it the Russians are losing it they're over there dressing up animals in little people clothes and gluing monkey and bear feet to tricycles this shit is getting out of hand and they made the monkey hop like a kangaroo
ReplyDeleteWe need to get a grip on this it's becoming a fuckin epidemic it's a real mess
DeleteIts that damned Honey Boo Boo again!
ReplyDeleteyou dont hear much from that sierra kills guy these days
ReplyDeleteShawn im surprised you didnt post up FB/FBs latest video compiling all known photographs of bigfoot. Its a howler!
ReplyDeleteIt's bob h in another monkey suit ..he was rumored to b a Russian spy.
ReplyDeleteaccording to mulder if ketchums paper ends up in a russian journal it is no less credible than if it was published in a top american journal LOL
DeleteIt ended in the "examiner", on the same plane as "weekly world news"
DeleteDid you ever notice that there's not a lot of super fun time party girls on bigfoot sites?
ReplyDeletenot any that are of a reasonable weight anyway
DeleteThat's because they're at the clubs
DeleteThat monkey is smarter than all you footers because it doesn't believe in Bigfoot.
ReplyDelete-Gad Booths, teller of sad truths
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Deletenot a whole lot
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DeletePeople this is an English language blog.
DeleteHow my mother brushes her teeth is highly irrelevant.
DeleteLol by very very far
DeleteTa mère est une grosse putain, quand les affaires sont lentes, elle fait du porte-à-porte.
DeleteExactly why I wouldn't even fuck her with your dick I hope you and all your neighbors were informed to get a HIV and syphilis screenings
DeleteCause once the syphilis goes neuro you're fucked
DeleteEtes-vous en colère mon chère?
DeleteHerpit derpity lerpity bind neurosyphilis sure fucks up your mind.
DeleteBeing brain damaged can be a real drag, so to help pass the time I composed me a rag.
-Scot Joplin
Nec modica Estis vos
DeleteNot even a little are you
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DeleteHerpity derpity lerpity door I stuck my dick in a two dollar whore!
DeleteTo make you don’t catch the blight of the sylph you shouldn’t stick in your cock before taking a whiff.
-Friedrich Nietzsche