The Umatilla Indian Reservation Is Probably The Squachiest Place In American Right Now
The Umatilla Indian Reservation in the Blue Mountains is currently a hotbed of Bigfoot activity and the news is spreading fast! The residents living in this area have reported hearing bloodcurdling screams and strange noises coming from nearby swamps since November 2012. According to one witness, the screams "sounds like it has a large diaphragm, can change tones & decibels w/ ease." Here's a collection of sounds recorded from this area including a footprint discovered by the NWBigfoot research team back in 2011.
Recorded January 21, 2013 on the Umatilla Indian Reservation in eastern Oregon at 11 pm:
Umatilla Indian Reservation sounds recorded on iPhone:
Two years ago, the NWBigfoot team, while researching this area encountered the same type of cries and found strange mud swirls on their truck. They wrote:
Took a walk in the woods, heard a weird wailing sound. When we returned to the truck there were strange mud swirls at the door handles on the driver's side. They were only on that side and only at the door handles. Bigfoot tried to steal my truck!!! They need to put a bait car in the Umatilla National Forest.
Footprints discovered by the NWBigfoot team:
The night before, one of our group saw something large moving out in the woods. Two of us saw reflective eyes of something hiding behind the branches of a fallen tree. The next day we went back and found several large footprints. This one being the most clear.
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DeleteThe old lady is bringing her sexy squaw get up. Think those red bastards are ready for Pokahiny of the Slapahos?
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ReplyDeleteIf bigfoot figures out keyless entry we're all fucked.
DeleteBigfoot is only attracted to gas/electric hybrid vehicles for two primary reasons:
Delete1. Bigfoot itself is an ape/human hybrid creature and therefore would only be interested in machines with the word "hybrid" attached to them.
2. The "forest people" are inherently ecologically conscious and, because of an innate instinct evolved over many eons, they are able to discern whether human constructed objects tend to be environmentally destructive. A gas guzzling pick up truck would of course enrage the finely tuned sensibilities of the bigfoot and these people are lucky that their vehicle was not utterly destroyed.
^^ Pure speculation and bollocks.
DeleteBigfoot is a good ole boy. As American as Mulder's mom and apple pie.
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Real Americans don't use the word "bollocks" -- it's reserved for sissy Limeys who think soccer is a real sport and who watch the television program "Absolutely Fabulous."
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DeleteIt's Umatilla, Oregon but it might as well be Shitholesville, Alabama, only without the cool accents and good food.
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Grolsch and hot wings
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DeleteLol. American beer. Pointless.
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DeleteSo the guy films some mud on his truck but doesn't pan down to look for prints? Duh.
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DeleteI don't think that is Squatch mud, I think a old heffer backed up to it and let shit fly. By the way has anybody seen these Indians drink on the reservations, Usually
ReplyDeleteby that time of night they start cackling like a schoolgirl with a feather caught in her TWAT.
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Thanks to me, I will say the best and educational comment on this blog. The vocalizations were awesome, especially the one's with the gun shots! The foot print was just as awesome. The mud on the door handle look's like it could have been done by something with hair but is inconclusive due to the lack of any further evidence supporting the claim. Thank you.
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DeleteGee, thanks John...an intellegent comment. You must be a grown-up!
DeleteI agree, the vocalizations were awesome. I've never heard ones with that hyenna laughter sound before. That was creepy enough! But the gun shots were even more disturbing!
For your info not all indians drink. Obviously not all men think either--as we can see by reading all these posts that are a waste of time and space.
ReplyDeleteBelieve it or not, that is the sound of an injured rabbit screaming. Hunters buy the recordings and amplify the sound through a loudspeaker to attract coyotes. Typical night hunting technique.
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ReplyDeleteGray foxes. It's around mating season, and they're doing their pair-bonding, territory-marking thing. They are extremely loud for their size. We have 'em where I live in CA and their screams invariably make everyone freak the f--- out. 'Mountain lion!' 'Bigfoot!' 'Chupacabra!'
Nope, just an elegant little tree-climbing fox the size of a housecat.
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