The Ultimate Sleeping Bag Tent

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This has got to be the most ingenious multi-purpose tarp / sleeping bag ever. It's designed by Jerven Fjellduken and it's found under "Camping › Tents and tarps" on Varusteleka.com. It's meant for wearing, sleeping in, stalking prey and probably perfect for squatching as well.

From Varusteleka.com:

The Jerven bag is simply the best thing money can buy, honestly. The Fjellduken Extreme is a real work of art, designed for and in cooperation with Norwegian special forces by real artisans of outdoors survival equipment. A sleeping bag, shelter tarp and a coat-like windsack all in one, but without compromise - the Fjellduken excels in all its forms! 10 year warranty!

"Grab a cup of coffee and get comfortable, we're gonna be here for a while. You could write a novel about this lovely piece!"
-The author

Jerven bag, those are almost words of power among hunters, outdoorsmen and soldiers the world over. Jerven has been making the Fjellduken since 1982, besides the obvious hunting trips and hikes the Fjellduken has seen action in Afghanistan in the hands of Norwegian and Danish special forces.

You won't find any hi-fi bullshit in your Jerven bag, the technical bits start and end at the zippers, that's it. All of Jervens products are made and developed by the very same people who use them. The unique design and materials make the Jerven bag an incredibly versatile and high performing piece of equipment. This is not your standard modern trinket, which relies on never ending lists of one after another more trivial properties and features to impress people, this is simple perfection at its best!

[via BoingBoing.net]

Comments

  1. Bigfoot is NonsenseThursday, January 31, 2013 at 12:12:00 PM PST

    and suddenly you are filmed as a Bigfoot and moneygrubber is investigating and whooping up the woods

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    1. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 12:22:00 PM PST

      ^ still not working and sucking the welfare Tit!

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    2. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 1:21:00 PM PST

      This wearable tent would be ideal if it also contained a pair of hip waders. We need them to wade through all the bullschite that has piled up here.

      DEEP.

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    3. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 3:20:00 PM PST

      Or it doubles as a fashionable Halloween costume of a Scottish man

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  2. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 12:15:00 PM PST

    Fist

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    1. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 12:27:00 PM PST

      Oops. SECOND

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    2. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 1:24:00 PM PST

      First to "FIST"
      Second to "first"
      Ex girlfriend was 'firsted' way too many times before I showed up...

      That thing was as big as a house.
      That thing was as big as a house.

      (echo!) I love that movie.

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    3. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 1:40:00 PM PST

      ^^^^^^^^^Yeah the moment I knew I got the spelling wrong I knew somebody was going to make a post like yours. Lol

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    4. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 1:55:00 PM PST

      ^^no hate on you dude, just for real it reminded me of my Ex, and for real that thing was as big as a house...

      (she bragged she was only in labor for 15 minutes with each kid! No Shit lady, she could birthed Tim Fasano out of that thing)

      Lol

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    5. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 2:07:00 PM PST

      ^^^ it's cool dude. I CAN relate

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    6. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 3:03:00 PM PST

      WARNING-
      CRUDENESS AHEAD.




      She loved the 'firsting'. I didn't get much out of it. Kind of like punching a sack of guts. I high tailed it and never looked back! She said "it's all about muscle control", bitch was crazy.

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  3. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 12:16:00 PM PST

    You will need something larger than an AK-47 to bring down Bigfoot though.

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    1. rushferlifeThursday, January 31, 2013 at 12:21:00 PM PST

      How about a Barrett .50 BMG M95, light weight shoulder able design.

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    2. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 12:27:00 PM PST

      Don't underestimate a steel jacket 7.62 by .39. These aren't magic monkeys

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    3. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 1:26:00 PM PST

      A simple sawed-off double barrel 12 gauge will do. KA-BOOM! Sayonara, hairy ass....

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    4. HoozyThinkyIzThursday, January 31, 2013 at 1:30:00 PM PST

      Amen Anon 12:27. Do you remember the steel core stuff back in the early 90's? WOW. Now it's kaput. P.O. Ackley did some test on armored steel plate. The 180 grain 30-06AP would leave a mild pock mark. A 40 grain 220 Swift HOLLOWPOINT (made to fragment) traveling at 4300fps would blow through the plate....

      Moral of the story:SPEED KILLS.

      My ideal would be a 257 Weatherby with a controlled expansion bullet (Barnes X). ZIP.

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    5. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 2:04:00 PM PST

      Are you retards seriously discussing what round you would use to kill an imaginary animal?

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    6. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 2:05:00 PM PST

      ^^^^ Yeah Hoozy nice choice. I myself like a lot of punch but poking holes through large game is the SO important

      I had some cheap china 7.62x.39 rounds back in the early 90''s, steel jacketed and I was amazed as were my buddy's. But man my barrel would get dirty fast

      Mid Michigan calling

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    7. Bigfoot is A BIG LieThursday, January 31, 2013 at 2:08:00 PM PST

      .22x250 just ask Smeja they work well on BEARS

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    8. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 2:10:00 PM PST

      COME

      CLEAN

      SMEJA

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    9. Why so serious?Thursday, January 31, 2013 at 2:24:00 PM PST

      Anon 2:04. Are you seriously breaking our balls for seriously discussing on a blog site that seriously attracts serious retards like us and seriously lame jerkoffs like you. Certainly a serious shame. Seriously.

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    10. HoozyThinkyIzThursday, January 31, 2013 at 2:43:00 PM PST

      Mid Michigan

      Big holes in big game, I'm hip, but disagree (kind of). I've shot many many deer. And I am a big fan of that instant killer 'hydrostatic shock'. I've seen it first hand. Above 3600fps death is instant. I have used a 458WinMag with a 510gr @ 1900fps. Not very impressive, half inch hole in AND out. The buck was certainly dead but ran 200+ yards. So then I thought BIG bullet AND screaming speeds. Was a winner for sure, then Barnes Bullets discontinues their lightest X bullets in every caliber. =•(

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    11. rumferlifeThursday, January 31, 2013 at 2:49:00 PM PST

      I've got a BB gun

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    12. rushferlifeThursday, January 31, 2013 at 3:56:00 PM PST

      2:43, yes the Barnes X is a superior bullet.

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    13. rushferlifeThursday, January 31, 2013 at 4:02:00 PM PST

      180 gr barnes TSX in my 300 Win. Mag. retains nearly all of it's weight through an elk.

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    14. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 4:03:00 PM PST

      My choice of round is the famously accurate straight shooting can take down anything 7mm mag. The choice round to take the squatch. Plenty of power and flat shooting that u can reach out and touch the bigfoot before even knowsur there.

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    15. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 4:40:00 PM PST

      Hey there Hoozy. Michigan here. All I got now is an .06 and 12GA pump. But you got great thoughts

      I could not cap a BF though unless he was gonna tear me apart

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    16. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 6:58:00 PM PST

      I'll stick with my FN SCAR Heavy/17s .308. If the first shot doesn't bring him down the next 19 will.

      Delete
  4. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 1:08:00 PM PST

    Moneymaker will be wearing this along with his walking sticks...

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    1. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 1:38:00 PM PST

      I wish Moneymaker would cut his gawd damn hair. As my dear old Pappy would say, "It doesn't take much of a head to hold up a pile of sh*t like that."

      Delete
  5. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 1:17:00 PM PST

    He looks like my penis in the morning.

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    1. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 1:31:00 PM PST

      You mean armed to the teeth because you're soon going to get the daily morning flog? I don't blame the little guy.

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  6. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 1:33:00 PM PST

    Stylish but functional-skirt gives the bigfoot easy access when mind-rape isn't enough.

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  7. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 1:40:00 PM PST

    Nice Skirt!

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  8. rumferlifeThursday, January 31, 2013 at 2:51:00 PM PST

    Is it Jim Lebus tested and approved?

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    1. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 6:29:00 PM PST

      I love people, I mean generally. I have a positive outlook on ssociety. BUT, when I see Madman Jim Lebus or anyone similar I just shake my head. Why in the hell would ANYONE dress like that behind closed doors let alone in public much less plaster his badass mumbo jumbo all over the interweb. Kind of sad really, seeing someone caught up in their own self appointed character.

      Jim Lebus = Rambo + Barney Fife + Steve Urkel

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      It's like when we're little boys have your mom or dad safety pin a pillowcase to you

      Delete
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    What is this, the new spring collection of burqua's?

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    I thought we called them Poncho's. Seems to me our military has used them forever. With or without the liner. Also known as portable sweat hut.

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