Sunday, January 6, 2013

My Theory As To Why There Have Been So Many Recent Hoaxes


Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Bigfoot encounter with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing sighting, he went to the public and described one of the most intense encounters ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Squatchin USA.

How quickly we forget about the 2008 "Bigfoot in a Freezer Box" perpetuated by Rick Dyer and company. Now we have Rick Dyer going at it again with having allegedly shot a Bigfoot. Allegedly, a BBC film company is conveniently in possession of the Bigfoot body until a film festival in mid April. Everyone can clearly see that it's a guy wearing a mask with sunglasses on his face (i.e., You can actually see the Rim of the sunglasses as well as the arm of the sunglasses extending back to the ear. SEE BELOW).


Also, we have "Ed Smith" alleging that Team Quantra has "Daisy in the box". Hmmmm???? In the "BOX"???? Where have we heard that one before??? Anyone that knows anything about the intelligence level and evasiveness of the Sasquatch species knows that (1) they would have seen Team Quantra assemble the trap in their forest home environment; (2) No Sasquatch would be stupid enough to walk into such a trap whether or not they saw it assembled in their forest home environment; and (3) the southern Oregon Bigfoot Traps of the 1970's were only successful at capturing humans that were stupid enough to walk into the traps.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY RECENT HOAXES? WHY ARE THESE INDIVIDUALS OBVIOUSLY LYING ABOUT SHOOTING OR CAPTURING A BIGFOOT?

I believe that the answer is very obvious. Spike TV is apparently in the process of selecting teams to screen for their new TV program. There's going to be a $10,000,000 (TEN MILLION DOLLAR) bounty for the team that can prove beyond a doubt the existence of Bigfoot. Although these silly, lying, hoaxing individuals DON'T HAVE A BIGFOOT BODY (DEAD OR ALIVE), they are obviously trying to:
  1. Leverage themselves to be cast for the Spike TV Bigfoot show, or....
  2. They're trying to tank the Spike TV Bigfoot show before it gets off the ground because why would Spike TV even think about casting for such a show if someone already has a Bigfoot body (Dead or Alive)?
  3. They're simply "Attention Whores" and they will try to get their next "Attention Fix" in any way possible via hoaxing that they shot or captured a Bigfoot.
The Bigfoot Community needs to call these guys on the carpet and have a "Zero Tolerance" for hoaxers. These silly people are giving serious Bigfoot Researchers and Habituators a bad reputation. Please stop with the Facebook postings and blogs that continue to lead people on regarding their obvious lies.

Dr Matthew A Johnson

(Owner of the "Team Squatchin USA" Facebook Group)

66 comments:

  1. For a PhD psychologist, his writing gives no clue to his education, and reads like Bigfootery.

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    1. You actually read that shit? wow!! kudos and salutations.

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    2. Actually for a Bigfooter this is one of the most sound, down to earth articals that have been on this shit hole blog. Why would Spike TV offer 10mil if they didn't already know, no BF exists?

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  2. She is SOOOO HOT.

    I could just eat her up

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    1. I tried, she actually has a dick.

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    2. ALWAYS, check for an Adam's apple. Or have the person in question sing a Rush song.

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    3. That's right. And if they say "what the fuck is Rush?" then you know they're a normal person.

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    4. After all you nerds get done waxing one off looking at Ms Beaver why don't you get off your fat asses and go find some jobs! It's apparent none of you have had a real piece of ass unless your finger broke through the toilet paper wiping your ass! Girls ( yes even the fat ugly ones you guys might get) like men who don't live with mom at home and have their own source of legitimate earned income. Good luck you five fingered skin harp hairy palm jerk squirters!

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    5. Oh also if your into Rush then your about 47-57. Long time to be playing the skin harp without some real chicks. Bunch of old masturbating farts living in mommas basement ( whoops trailer houses don't have basements) playing online xbox and planning out this years star trek convention! Beam me up a real chick Scotty! Ha ha maybe some day even if it has a air nipple to blow her up!

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    6. Anon 9:55,10:02. You obviously have father issues

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    7. Dear Anon 9:55 & 10:02,

      After your latest barium enema and MRI I have come to the conclusion that the stick has progressed so far up your fat ass that it would be impossible to remove it without damaging your brain stem. Based on your present degree of douchebaggery I estimate that that you have between four to six months to live before the stick pierces your cerebral cortex and kills you or someone beats you to death for being such an incredible asshole. If you would like to discuss hospice care I can be reached during my normal business hours. Or better yet you can wrap your lips around a gun you fucking jerk.

      Sincerely,

      Your Proctologist

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    8. Stick it to em 10:25.

      Just a figure of speech

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    9. I rest my case ! All star trek nerds^^

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    10. Dear Anon 11:00,

      After reviewing your latest round of X-rays I have determined that the sand inside your vagina has reached dangerous levels and that if left untreated could lead to a perforation. Either that or your mother will beat you to death with a stick for being a whiny asshole that won’t get the fuck out of the basement. I recommend an immediate sandectomy followed by intense douching (which I’m sure YOU know something about you douchebag) and then you should go play in traffic.

      Sincerely,

      Your gynecologist

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    11. I recommend an addadicktomy immediately. That should take care of the little bastards vaginal issues

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    12. Anon 11:00's poor mother. Husband abandoned her and her son ain't no better

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    13. You star trek nerds get sick of your hands you could try a little butt sex with each other.

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    14. ^^^^
      You could always try suicide asshole.

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    15. ^ Wishes he'd dare it himself but prefers trolling cowardly.

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    16. ▲▲▲▲▲▲CASE AND POINT.▲▲▲▲▲above comments▲▲

      TURN THESE USELESS AND EMBARRASSING COMMENTS OFF ...GAIN RESPECT.

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  3. Looks like Dana Workman, I am a beaver bleever!!

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    1. Seconds of research have shown that Dana was on some stupid show about ghosts and that she does not confirm on two points...way up firm and high.

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  4. Do you guys remember last year there was a news story about a BBC film crew following around Tom Biscardi? I think even cryptomundo wrote something about it.
    I'm wondering, could this be the same BBC film crew that now has Dyer's dead Bigfoot? OR, maybe they were filmed for the same documentary? Just wondering if there is ANOTHER Rick Dyer-Tom Biscardi connection.

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    1. Right. Biscardi was supposedly there working with them last January.

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    2. I think the film company have been working on the same film for a year or so and working with several footers

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  5. Actually, here is the link to the story, from October 2011:

    http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/biscardi-2011/

    Of course it could all be a coincidence, the BBC is a big organization. But I don't remember ever hearing that the documentary on Biscardi was ever released. Maybe it's the same as the Dyer film?

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    1. I think the film company have been working on the same film for a year or so and working with several footers

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  6. Its all a government conspiracy man, ya that is right man, its all a gubment disinfo program man, ya, dat iz right ya, you got dat right mista.

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    1. We know, because we're the elite club that does not the sheep majority.

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    2. ▲▲▲▲▲▲ANOTHER USELESS COMMENT▲▲▲▲▲▲▲

      TURN THE COMMENTS OFF, OR AT LEAST MONITOR AND ERASE CRAP LIKE THIS▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲

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  7. Matthew Johnson is not a doctor, he is a quack and a fraud who had his license taken away by the state, His ex-wife says he is nothing short of a psycho and a big flabby man girl.

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    1. He is a 'Licensed Clinical Psychologist' which translates to Full of Shit.

      Here is his ridiculously flawed encounter:

      http://www.ultimatesportsmen.com/stories2/bigfoot.html

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    2. You guys are into character assassinations and cut downs but here you sit on a Bigfoot site! What Idiots! Hashbrown or whatever your name is?

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    3. Hash has psychological issues and masturbates to Lawrence Welk Albums! Don't believe any crap he spoon feeds you on this blog. He's my neighbor in East Trenton and he has never been laid! His real name is Larry. He's 47 , lives with his crack head mother and goes by the name " lucky limber Larry" on transgender dating sites. His only job is selling charms on craigslist. Sorry to rat you out. JK

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    4. ^^^^ haven't laughed this hard in a long time.

      Laurence welk albums??? LMFAO

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    5. Better be careful -- those flabby man girls are a bitchy, conniving bunch who won't rest until they "get even".

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    6. ^^^^^ oh look, Hashbrownie just went anon!!

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    7. Nope. Went Krogering with my beautiful wife. Sorry fags.

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    8. So that's what they're calling it these days.

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    9. Stocked up on hard liquor and Zagnuts. Gonna be some knockin and howlin tonight!

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      TURN THE COMMENTS OFF, OR GET RID OF THE ONES THAT RUIN YOU ARTICLES.

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  8. damnit shawn thats the second keyboard ruined this week

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  9. All the more reason to get proof as soon as possible. Once proven, hoaxes will dry up. No fun to hoax then...it would be like hoaxing eagle sightings. The hoaxes obviously are not believers, or they would have no interest in hoaxing...they would be trying very hard to deliver real proof.

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    1. Correct yes. Trolls are lazy bastards expect at annoying smarter people they're very busy, all apart of a day's work at the MIB Secret Service Disinformation Office.

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  10. Why did he exclude the obvious:

    4) There is a willing and gullible part of society that actually believes the hoaxers and feeds the attention whores?

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    1. What? We got to eat too ya know.

      -attention whore

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  11. "You can actually see the Rim of the sunglasses"

    When you see your shadow on the ground, do you think it's someone following you? Do you even understand what a shadow is?

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  12. With all due respect to the Doc, From what I read about the traps they are designed to be carried in by a truck or a helo. They were not assembled on site but rather in a shop and then dropped off at the site. There are 12 traps and one in spare. It was designed to look like a out building and had lots of attractant in it, like meat and garlic. So that kind of debunks what the Good Dr. was thinking there. Not hard to imagine and they are using BFs curiosity against it.

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    1. So you believe that such a trap exists? ..............Excellent!

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  13. There is a problem with making outlandish generalizations for instance, i can not "clearly see sunglasses and a mask" in the camp video, therefore i immediately disbelieve the writer. i know he or she is stating there opinion as if it were fact.
    Further i believe there opinion to be wrong.
    This article also makes assumptions on the behavior of an unstudied species, and an unidentified trap and a group no one seems to know much about.
    The picture attached and the content itself seems designed just for attention.

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  14. OMFG!!! That woman in the suit made me masturbate!

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    1. But the attempt failed you couldn't find it.

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  15. Here is another problem with this, the Dr. also thinks that "NO way a family member would allow one to be taken away. based on how they explained how they are doing it"
    Based on that statement and his post here he hasnt taken the time to research HOW this group is doing things. Because they said they would NOT take a family member. THey would target a young male who was a threat to the alpha male and no longer a member of the family pod, or a elderly individual, or a sickly individual. So a family incident wont be an issue. Given that and the fact he didnt know where the traps were constructed leads one to think he is just slinging mud here.

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    1. Lolz the magic monkey man er scatsquat now has Alpha males like in a tribe or something? LMAO you bleevers are sure a funny sort ain't ya?

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    2. Lolz the magic monkey man er scatsquat now has Alpha males like in a tribe or something? LMAO you bleevers are sure a funny sort ain't ya?

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  16. Matthew IS a turd boy and obviously has no idea what he's talking about in regards to the traps and specimen as far as the family group thing goes. However that being said, I think he nailed the reason all these hoaxes are incoming at this time.

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  17. i think i just creamed in my pants !

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  18. Bottom Line, Matthew Johnson is batshit crazy!

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  19. Holy Fuck, how about people comment on the fucken article instead of chatting like a bunch of 7th graders.

    TURN THE COMMENTS OFF FOR 2013 AND GAIN RESPECT.

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  20. Case and point.

    TURN THE COMMENTS OFF!

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  21. Don't you ding-dongs have homework to do?

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