Melba Ketchum- Claims, Rumors, Secrets and the Possible fall of her Bigfoot DNA Empire? The Circus is coming to Town! (Part 2)


Editor’s Note: This is a post by Bigfoot Evidence contributor, Damian Bravo. You can join his Facebook group, Sasquatch Lives?.

In my first report on Melba Ketchum, I mentioned claims, investigations, and rumors posted by other blogs and sites regarding Ketchum’s character, ethics, and business dealings. The gamut of accusations varied from underhanded tactics, bad business practices, and falsifying a DNA study to profit from it. Melba Ketchum also seemed to be hiding important information according to the claims being made by these sources. The claims being posted on these sites and blogs from their investigations indicate Ketchum could possibly be in some kind of financial trouble or is walking away from the DNA business. Interestingly enough, the reports say Ketchum has many other business ventures which also seem to be in trouble.

Some people posted in Bigfoot Evidence comment section asking why I did not place any footnotes in the first part of this 3 part report. Well I just wanted to introduce everyone to what is being rumored and the claims being made. The sites and links to the info will be listed below in this article.

Also, if Melba Ketchum is reading this or anyone who knows here directly, I want it be known that the editors of this site, Shawn and myself are offering her the chance to use this resource of Shawn’s Bigfoot evidence blog to make or post any statement she likes to refute the claims and rumors being posted and said by sources in and around the Bigfoot community, If and when she can or would like too. Please contact us Dr. Ketchum and we will be glad to post your rebuttals.

Now let’s start with her DNA Diagnostic business, and if you readers remember in our report here on Bigfoot evidence in 2012, we had a few members of Team Tazer Bigfoot’s Facebook fan page do a unexpected visit at the supposed location of Ketchum’s DNA lab. When the group arrived at the location, they found the place closed and a “For Sale” sign in the front.

Now new shocking claims made by what seems like an ongoing investigation posted on a site called “Over the Line, Smokey!” seems to shed new light on the closing of her DNA business location. The site followed up on the Bigfoot Evidence article and contacted the realtors phone number on the for sale sign. They initially claimed the owner told them Ketchum purchased the property in 2006 on a contract, which agreed that she would make monthly payments. Interesting enough, the OTLS blog also claims that Ketchum started missing payments in 2008 and by 2010 stopped paying. The current and former owner she initially purchased the property from also told OTSL he/she attempted to foreclose on Ketchum but had a hard time finding her.

After a time the owner was eventually able to locate Ketchum and she had no other choice but to sign the property over to the original owner to settle her debt. The property owner also supposedly claims that Dr. Ketchum left the location suddenly with appliances that belong to him and made this statement… “Ketchum had stopped paying attention to business, couldn’t keep her staff, and “had no friends in Timpson.”

The information on OTLS also claims Ketchum appears to have rented out the DNA Diagnostic building to other people since 2006. The claims mention that her DNA Diagnostics was actually operating from a private residence and the address at 569 Bear Drive was being used as a clinic by a Mary Manis, MD and others.

Melba made a statement regarding the Bigfoot Evidence story in which she said that her business had moved to a new location. So based on what OTLS blog is claiming did Melba Ketchum move her DNA business to a new location or is her business still even operating? Also OTLS claims other business ventures by Ketchum seem to be in bad standing in the state of Texas.

Smeja, the bear and the bogus DNA study?

In our prior article Bart Cutino clarified some points of the claims I wrote about from other sites and blogs as being inaccurate and he was glad to make a formal statement to clarify things. To refresh your memory, this is what Bart posted on the Team Tazer fan page in response to the article:

Bart Cutino

Damian- nice article but please clarify there's misinfo in there that's hard for me to stomach. One, I've "never" been supportive of ketchum or her study as Ive seen nothing but red flags from day one. Ive gone out of my way to make people understand not only disassociation but "no" association. Two, I've never sent samples to anybody as Justin had already sent ketchum's sample 6 months before I met him and was even invited on the body search.

Also I've never had direct dealings with her, Justin has "once" which was enough to precipitate urgently indep testing. Please correct that Damian to be accurate as its ironic Id say this but it's also unfair to Dr Ketchum. Just take my name out of the sending, prior association and "direct" dealings. Appreciate it bud…

Anytime Damian as I just sent clarification to Shawn. I appreciate it as precise info is imperative especially when you consider how we (the readers) process stuff and perpetuate it and we don't need any untruths out there. Thanks again…

Let’s continue…

Another issue being put into question is the long time fallout with Ketchum, Smeja and Bart Cutino. Recently we all heard the report on the independent study of the supposed “Sierra Kill” Bigfoot steak, which returned bear/human DNA. Well the blog “OTLS!” also seemed to have gathered new info on rumors and claims to the latter. The issue here is in simple terms; Ketchum supposedly said to some Bigfoot researchers that the Smeja steak from a purported Bigfoot was a vital part of Ketchum’s DNA Study.

The results from the independent study came back not a Bigfoot, so “OTLS!” seems to be making a case on the factor that if this is true and the rumors which are starting to come in from many of the people and researchers who turned in DNA samples of Bigfoot DNA have received the same news as Smeja. Here is the kicker their claim also states “Ketchum in a conversation with Smeja told them they had something possibly of a unknown hominoid, not a bear or contaminated.”

The blog “Over the Line, Smokey!” followed up again on this story and they posted some interesting points:

“After being pressed by members of the Bigfoot Forums, one of the those “two bigfoot researchers” (Tyler Huggins) (and affirmed by others “in the know”), has strongly asserted that Ketchum has, on several occasions, to several different persons, made the statement that the Justin Smeja “Sierra Steak” sample was indeed one of the “Big Three” specimens which had sequencing of the nuclear DNA genome. It was one of the three that showed the findings that Ketchum has referred to in her press release as showing “unknown” primate DNA (supposedly indicative of a real bigfoot, which is, in turn, supposedly a hybrid of an unknown primate and a human female, not more than 15,000 years ago).

OTL,S! is not a genetics blog, but we can be reasonably sure that Ketchum would not have confused black bear DNA with primate DNA, so it seems likely that she (or the labs to which she sent the material):

1) isolated black bear DNA and primate DNA( belonging to Justin Smeja) from the “steak” sample.

2) did not, according to Smeja, obtain a routine comparison sample from Justin Smeja (the most likely source of primate contamination of the bear DNA) and therefore did not run standard identity tests, and thus did not discover that the primate DNA in the “steak” belonged to Justin Smeja.

3) obtained sequencing of the primate (Justin Smeja) nuDNA

4) compared this sequenced nuDNA against sequences which have been submitted to GenBank and other collections of DNA

5) did not find a match, in those collections, for some of the primate nuDNA sequences, because Justin Smeja’s nuDNA (which, like all humans, is unique in some ways) has never been submitted to GenBank or other collections of DNA.

6) did not realize that virtually all humans (like Justin Smeja) have nuDNA sequences which are not in the online DNA collections, and thus are “unknown.”

7) and therefore assumed that the primate nuDNA found in the “steak” sample was from an unknown primate, rather than simply being a contamination of the black bear specimen by the DNA of Justin Smeja.

Therefore, in one of her three crucial specimens, Dr. Ketchum has, for one reason or another, mistaken the DNA of a known regular human with that of an ‘uncatalogued primate.” In the other two cases, the nuDNA donor may not be known, but it seems likely that Dr. Ketchum has made the same naive mistake. OTL,S! has read rumors that some of the labs/scientists who have run the testing for Dr. Ketchum are not willing to appear as co-authors on her paper. OTL,S! can see why this might be the case. Her interpretation of the data is, apparently, just wrong.

Dr. Ketchum has acknowledged the findings commissioned by the two “bigfoot researchers” (Huggins and Cutino). It would seem that she must deal with these issues in her paper, immediately, before it can be meaningfully reviewed by a peer-reviewed scientific journal.”

So is “OTLS!” claiming Melba Ketchum DNA study is based on bad science and wrong assumptions? Or is she trying, like the rumors I am hearing around the Bigfoot grapevine, to create bogus findings of Bigfoot DNA to generate a medium to cash in on the Bigfoot legend? After all, in the part 1 of this report it seems she had created different websites to sell Bigfoot related merchandise. There is even a claim by a supposed inside source that many of the scientists who had ran the DNA testing also seemed to not want any part or appear as co-authors, if this is true, WHY?

So many claims and red flags are starting to surface on the Ketchum DNA saga; I just do not know what to make of this! Who do we believe? Do we check the sources of the “OTLS!” Site by also calling the many people they are mentioning in their articles?

Again I will say if anyone mentioned in these articles would like to give a statement to the validity of the rumors and claims with actual proof, please contact me. I will be glad to report on your evidence regarding these many claims and rumors. So much info has been sent to me on Dr. Ketchum that I am still trying to make sense of all of this.

So there you go readers, crazy stuff… right? But there is more to come in part 3 of this report and what is next will blow your mind! All of this is playing out like a circus act and Dr. Melba Ketchum is the Ring Master. The information cited in these past two reports can be found at these websites and blogs listed below:

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    1. Fire up the calaiope music. Get the dogs and pony ready. Where's the monkey? Anybody seen the monkey?

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    2. Both Bravo and Cutino are such total dickheads with nothing but well-oiled smear against a study whose results they evidently know nil about. Tazer and BFRO = bottom of the bigfoot barrel.

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    3. One monkey, comin' right up. Oh, wait, there is no monkey. How about a dancing bear, will that do? We can dress him up like a monkey.

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    4. In your dreams, bravo Bravo.

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    5. I want to know the interest/motives of the bloggers, it's scary stuff!

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    6. This show is all about the monkey.

      No monkey

      No show

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    7. A face to face with Bigfoot at close range is scarier than that. That is when the shit gets real my friend. I've been through it and lived to tell about it.

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    8. Tell us more anon 9:02. Please

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    9. And use paragraphs and keep it short. Please

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    10. Oh it was horrible. I have an anxiety attack, every time I think about it.

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    11. Well get a grip and begin the story. Please

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    12. He doesn't have a grip, byut he can make it go slippety-slap.

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    13. What is sad here is the fact that you implicated yourself on reporting information that is not factual. When i look at your article all i see is the fact that you made up lies and had to be corrected by Bart. Please stop writing all this crap. It is obvious that you are attention starved. You and Michael Merchant are cut out of the same mold. How about you just wait for the information about the study to come out instead of making it up as you go along

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    14. Why in the world would Dr. Ketchum want to go to this juvenile, National Enquirer-like, vile blog to justify her work?? Are they scientists?? Could they even understand DNA sequencing?? The paper has not even been released yet so how could Damian Bravo even begin to know what is specifically going to be presented?? Rumor mongering is not science and DNA does not lie. Period. Good heavens, this man is a laughing stock as is this blog.

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    15. Correct 10:54, any levelheaded outsiders reading here can see through the bullshit that Bravo's basically just another troll but with a name and face to it. I have no idea why they persist when they know they'll fail as Ketchum's not giving up and the study results are on the way, even if she did quit there'd be others taking over because now we know quite a bit about what kind of species we're dealing with in Sasquatch that they're not apes but a unique type of human. Whoever some of the trolls are whether federal agents or whoever, they know that too, it's clearly orchestrated because juvenile punks would be there and gone unlike these guys you bet it's their bread and butter momentarily.

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    16. FUCK STEVEN STREUFERT!!!!!!!!

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    17. Yep, Melba's proof is coming!! You just wait and see, you will see! Ummm do you have another couple of years to wait... She hasn't really got her clothing line off the ground floor yet.

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    18. Anons 10:54 and 11:11, as you correctly pointed out the study has not been released yet and my guess is you also have not seen it yet or had any dealings with Ketchum, right? So how do you know for sure that this study is legit, will ever be published or that Dr. Ketchum hasn't made a huge blunder with contaminated samples? You don't know any of that, well that would be my guess anyway. So why buy into her study hook, line and sinker when you've not read it, worked on it or been in direct contact with Ketchum herself? You attack people who raise red flags about the study and defend it by saying that it's trolling and create some crazy conspiracy when you too have already made up your mind about the unseen, unpublished paper!

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    19. I absolutely have not made my mind up about it as I am waiting to read and study the results. When it's published we can then be critical, until then we will just have to be big boys and girls and be patient.

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    20. Lets face it this is click bait again but the problem is it's the same pre-masticated regurgitation which gets copied and pasted over and over again, up your game dudes this is like opening a book at the same page.

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    1. These guys are the reason nobody wants to touch this subject of proving Bigfoot ! Smear campaigns , lies, misinformation , and retards talking about magic monkeys keep a lot of good people away from this field .

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    2. ^^^^
      Retard who believes in magic monkey and visits this website to discuss it criticizes others for talking about magic monkeys. Hypocrisy much?

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    3. ^ Bigfooters don't believe, you retard, they think or know there's a species of hominins hiding out there that's already protected by authorities via a web of denial and ridicule like you perpetrate here with your personal magic monkey beliefs.

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    4. I saw no hypocrisy in his statement Anon 10:08! Who you calling retarded freak?

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    5. I'm calling all you footers retarded freaks, because that's what you are. You’re retarded inbred degenerates who are jealous of intellectuals. If you want to talk Bigfoot you produce a Bigfoot or you shut your mouth douchebags. Bigfoot's a matter of faith and stupidity. None of you KNOW anything.

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    6. You know what really puts people off Bigfoot? Irrational crazy talk from Bigfooters, there is no giant Sasquatch conspiracy to keep it hidden and seeing as the last poll I heard about last year 2 thirds of Americans believe in Bigfoot. I'm pretty sure if there was an anti- Sasquatch conspiracy it's failed if the majority of people think it exists, wouldn't you agree?
      Just because some people out there and people who write articles on this site, may not be pro-Ketchum doesn't mean they are anti-Bigfoot either. Maybe these people just don't want to buy into an unpublished DNA study wholesale and want to check the source first which after all a good journalist is told to always check your sources which in this case is Dr. Ketchum. Unfortunately there seem to be a good number of people who think this is a witch hunt and while people like Lindsay have put out pure BS about her in the past I think that other bloggers are now finding real red flags to raise about Ketchum and maybe we should all take notice? To me the way this has unfolded since the "leak" last year it stinks of hoax, I hope I'm proved wrong tho.

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  3. Lies, all lies. Prove that she doesn't have DNA evidence...PROVE IT!

    Mulder

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    1. Haha Mulder makes me laugh :)

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    2. That's a normal occurence at first laughter at the unknown.

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    3. Correction, laughter at those that believe in the nonexistent. Bwaaaaaahahahaaaaa!

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    4. Poor Mulder. This whole facade is rapidly collapsing around him. I'm sure he will consider this absolute blasphemy and will be aghast that someone dares challenge his queen's integrity and competence. He has absolutely convinced himself that this is finally the evidence needed to confirm his beliefs and will not change his position even when it becomes obvious this report is going nowhere. I'm sure he realizes that when the scientific community does not accept her findings than no one will ever take his opinion seriously again. Of course he will be the first to scream cover-up and make up excuses why it was rejected. Feel pity for him - he gambled and lost all.

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    5. Anon 8:41 but that's you! It's yourself you idiot! -You believe this is nonexisting! L M F A O

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    6. Nice rant 8:43 kinda revealing your own gigantic loss in this if you think the Ketchum study's been rejected you're wrong, and it won't make you sound funny by repeating your lunacy.

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    7. Getting to know the BFs opened up a whole new world for me. It was there all along, but it was never visible until they came around & turned the light on.

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    8. What will happen is Melba Ketchum will soon leave the country. Watch!

      John Titor Time traverler from 2036

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    9. Oui, c’est true! I am making a break for it as we speak.
      Au revoir!

      -Marie-Melba Le Catsup

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    10. Scully here <-~... Mulder sit your fantastic ass down and let me teach you about Sasquatch.. lol

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    11. Even fb/fb is mocking her,but they do have to sell that damn book.Aquatic apes indeed

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    12. Mulder, you'll have your beautiful data shorty. It'll all be over soon... very..very...soon. Then we can see Smeja's dna in her study and it will be easily reproduced. Get ready it's gonna be a hoot.

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  4. There ain't no monkey out there

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    1. Sure are a lotta trolls though.

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    2. How is stating facts trolling?

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    3. You have no facts Melba apparently does, so crapping out daily jokes on a DNA project sane people with a genuine interest in the species would only support is both sad and mad.

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    4. Prove that Melba doesn't have a paper.

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    5. Prove you're not a pedophile.

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    6. She also has daisy in the box,but theres medicines for that.Hope that box gets better soon Melba.

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    7. You people are nothing more then jealous hating morons!! You will be eating your own shit that spews out of your tiny little minds lmfao buncha idiots!!! Guess what your ape theory. Is wrong dumb ass get over yourself!!! Again you people are dumb as a box of rocks and your all sweating like a whore in church because you no Melba is the woman who has the goods!!!!

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  5. Ketchum is going to run out of excuses in the next few weeks. Either there is a paper that is peer reviewed and these guys do not know what they are talking about, or Ketchum is dating Ed Smith and is a damn liar.

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    1. Like I said before... Melba Toast is going to slip into the abyss of once upon a time hoaxers. She made a great run, staying in the lime light of her believers for 2+yrs. She will soon take her place back in the traditional vet business, clipping fur balls and recomending the right flea dips.

      Simle minds believe simple things

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    2. limrlight? Oh, now you did it!! rushferlife! Your on in 5...4...3...2...

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    3. Exit stage door there ---->

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    4. Apparently your simple mind can't spell anon 10:43! Moron!

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    5. Sorry! My fingers got all fat and nasty after I jammed them up your mother looking for Daisy. Didn't find her but I did find that missing remote you lost. Want it back?

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    6. Oh my fucking god you piss ant looser 11:09. Your all concerned about spelling on a fucking sick shit blog like this. so its aparently nat mi bestest thnigy to da, I caint spel vary wel but I aint suking my mommies tits anymore either you fucked up douche bag. Gladly B a mor on Vs a cum guzzeling cok holster like yer self.

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  6. If Bigfoot isn't proven in say another 50 years will you bleevers still bleeve?

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    1. If nothing's happened in 50 years and people still encounter them then the cover-up couldn't be clearer and the species' non-earthly origin more obvious.
      Not to worry though, if bigfoot's not that but some primate man or ape of this world you can bet it'll be very soon just like Ketchum's saying.

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    2. Dyer will prove bigfoot to the world THIS year! SOOOOOOON!

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    3. He got a great used car he'll sell ya

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    4. What do you mean 'proven' ? Some of us have seen BF clearly with our own eyes.

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    5. Anon 11:05. Tell us more. Please

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    6. And use paragraphs. And keep it short. Please

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  7. *slow clap
    You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you? You had to keep digging and digging.. sticking you're nose where it doesn't belong. Well soon, you will feel the awesome which is Ketchum...soon.

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  8. Bad week for footers. Now where is that magic monkey?

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    1. Surely you mean good week, there's been lots of field activity lately and the big thing coming up. It ain't no magic monkey though, you seek that I'd advice you to move to India or someplace like that.

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    2. True dat! It's gonna blow minds all over the world! It's true! Squatch has been bagged!

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    3. Yeah lots of new proof, every day. Open your eyes people, they're out there.

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    4. You dumbass bigfoot is real this news is not new. She got good dna it will be released soon. I have contacts within the DNA labs all the markers ard good and have been stamped, the paper is due out any day now, you better run to the grocery store and buy some crow for dinner, Brad Cummings Eastern Michigan university ,

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    5. DNA sampling proves that you Brad Cummings are a DICK

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    6. Haha!! EMU -- the final scientific authority! Hahaaaaaaaaaaa! Last stop for the retards that can't get into any other public university.

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    7. Anon 9:48. You must be from Michigan to know that. EMU...land of the short bus

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  9. Does this author seriously think Ketchum would have anything to do with this site, after all the negative rumor mongoring? There's no upside for Ketchum submitting anything to Damien Bravo or Shawn. Why officially deputize this site? Why give them a bat to hit her over the head with? This site will put out any little rumor just to generate traffic, which is what this article is doing. There's no civility in the commentary blog. Immature jokes and uglyness has driven all the sincere bloggers away. D.B pretends as if he knows all about the samples Ketchum used, that the OTLS is somehow more legitimate than any other, and that Ketchum somehow owes he and this site what she knows. D.B is just a gertrude gossip. Shawn specializes in spreading it, and reducing his blog to nasty fighting and crude deviant low class jokes.

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    1. You bet she's finished with this blog it won't get a second's notice from her as it'd only bring the usual shitstorm of buzzing trolls, it's what they want just another set-up to throw insults.

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    2. Yes, she certainly is too much of a professional in the scientific community to be posting on such a pedestrian, amateurish site as this.

      She'll blab on Facebook, where all the serious, future Nobel-winning scientists hang out!

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    3. Why can't Melba clear all of this up and make some press conferences where the facts can be delivered? This guessing game is making people mad and fuels blogs such as this one. George

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    4. Well apparently she's completely incapable of doing that. Go figger.

      I would just like to reiterate:
      snoo snoo buh doo-doo

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    5. Bravo is trying to lob in dirt bombs (Lindsay-style) to get a rise out of her. Still haven't bought that grammar and spellchecker for your EDITOR, eh Shawn?

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    6. Completely agree with you, Anon. 8:36! No one that is a professional in the scientific world would publicly associate themselves with this low-life blog. And it's true, Anon. 9:39, they can't even use proper spelling or grammar. I think this says a lot about how seriously they should be taken.

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    7. They're nuts and jealous either way done for, yes. She will have a press conference of course she will but it's basically in the hands of the journal when.

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    8. I want her to publish just as much as the next guy. However, the information over on that Smokey blog is based on public records that can be easily accessed by anyone with the time. So, instead of criticizing the bloggers for posting it, why not look it up yourself? Suspicious use of multiple names, addresses and businesses mixed with failure to pay taxes or the mortgage doesn't help her credibility.

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    9. That doesn't seem to be the case nope, clowns will always try to paint a bad picture of her but let the study speak for itself.

      She's going through the same kind of character assassination attack that's happened to every other bigfoot witness over the years especially when they come forward with superb evidence, Patterson or Ketchum to name two they're still grilling him for no reason and he's been gone 43 years.

      There's a very deliberate attempt at smearing their names going on, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to see that and it's a major red flag that whoever's behind it have something here to hide that THEY are the fakers.

      THEIR motives we have to worry about more than anything because this kind of harassment is planned somewhere by someone in authority wanting the truth of the squatch species kept hidden, and it means anyone is at risk. Happens every time, that's why she must stay strong and just see this through it's only talk against her solid data.

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    10. Yes,its always " them",isn't it? Its a very convienant way out when nothing comes of this DNA study

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    11. The last defense of complete bullshit - conspiracy! Who are "THEY" this time? The Freemasons? The Iluminati? The Rosicrucians? Skull and Bones?

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  10. Damian Bravo, is a two-bit, back alley, smear artist on steroids. If we were as twisted as this guy, I am sure that we could compile a litany of vicious rumor about him, and then give him an opportunity to refute it in this asylum, filled with lunatics, degenerates and misfits.

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    1. Mulder, you need medicated.
      You and Southern woowoo are the only supporters she has left.

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    2. He's coming apart at the seams.

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    3. Bravo is a flat-out pussy liar that cried HOAX! when Fasano posted their "research" videos before he did.

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    4. He "saw" an upright figure and then blamed Dyer for hoaxing his imaginary sighting!!!

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    5. And Fasano had to be in on it because he was taking a leak at that very moment. Tell the truth, Damian!

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  11. Don't get too hard-hitting here guys. You can milk at least 6 to 8 more months out of this sham and a few thousand more ad dollar clicks.

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    1. Shit, as dumb and gullible as the footers are, this could go on for years and they'd still follow her.

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    2. Shit, as dumb and gullible as the trolls are, this could go on for years and they'd still not follow her.

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    3. ^^^^
      Obvious troll is obvious………..ly gay!

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  12. Protect the Bigfoots
    Sign my petition


    Susiq
    the crazy cat lady

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    1. haha. I saw that on BFF, that lady is bat-shit crazy. Seriously believe she has a FEW mental problems.

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    2. I loved how she was asked to start the petition AFTER the study was released, then does it now. Idiot! She made them all look like fools.

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  13. Kim talks frankly about her pregnancy, what's stalling her divorce from Kris Humphries & if she wants to tie the knot again with Kanye West. Just an FYI

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  14. The footers sure have fallen a long way in the past few years. I can remember when they were all high fiving each other and beaming with confidence, long before they knew it was a hoax.
    Check out the first pages of the Ketchum thread, over at BFF fantasy land.

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    1. You're sadly mistaken and living in lalaland yourself while everything bigfoot's just fine and dandy coming up roses.

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    2. Some still believe over there. If one checks out the different bigfoot forums you will find that BFF is the last bastion of believers in Melba Ketchum. Like the Japanese at Iwo Jima in WWII they will fight to the last to protect their emperor . . . eh - I mean queen.

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    3. Who the hell cares about right now man, only the scientific results count and they're good so basically the whole world will believe it eventually. If trolls won't I personally really couldn't care less about that sorry mess, once her study's out blogs like this will actually lose all need to exist in the thinking man's world like it's become now it'll only be trolls jerking each other off.

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    4. 10:14 Some of her supporters may in fact be her business partners. They are trying to promote the study to help market whatever it is they aim to sell knuckleheads(like the guy below you;although he himself may be someone a stake in this).
      Anyone who is unaligned with her and has half a brain realized this was all bullshit months ago...

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  15. Ok everybody your recreation times over! Out of the yard and back to your cells!

    DP

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  16. This is why all bigfooters should only believe in Teddy Roosevelt's account, the I-was-kidnapped-by-bigfoot-in-the-early-1900s story and ancient native American folklore as everyone involved is dead and cannot be questioned.

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    1. STEVEN STREUFERT HAS BUG AND FISH EYES!!!!!

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    2. Which is why he's so bad at reading squatch evidence.

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  17. He says he mentioned clams in his first report. I don't remember that at all! Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing against clams. They don't do a lot for society, but it's not like they're rounding up Jews or anything.

    Don't clams have something called a foot? So a big clam would have a big foot.

    Maybe you footers could actually get a picture of one.

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    1. HAHAHA....

      "if this is true, WHY?"

      I can't believe I just read that. Bad emphasis. Wrong ling line of questioning. Consider this:

      "If Bigfoot exists, WHY?"

      You notice now? Great! It makes you lose your eyes on the thing that actually matters - the existence of the subject of interest.

      You could have simply written "IS THIS TRUE?"

      The "why?" does not have sufficient factual basis yet and therefore not necessary at the moment. Insisting on the "why?" at this point only leads everyone to speculate...and to troll some more ;D hehehe

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  18. Amazing that none of the defenders of BobH will go near his literally DOZENS of blunders.

    I made a thread about it, even derailed my own thread, got rebuked by a mod, had my tushy powdered by the usual bleever suspects and not one hardcore skeptic is willing to go anywhere near the many gaffes of BobH.

    No one wants to play with me :(

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    1. What does Bob Hope have to do with this?

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    2. Kerchak. You alright boy? You bump your dome? You ain't makin no sense

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    3. If Bob put a butt crack in the suit he'd of been fine

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  19. Guess what, Ketchum doesn't owe you jack SQUAT!

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    1. If a "scientist" claims they can prove bigfoot then they owe us the evidence to back it up.

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    2. Not in your own time though but in theirs.

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    3. If they can't prove it they don't get to say it you idiot.

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    4. Well thats all she seems to have,jack squat

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    5. Think this could go down as one of the greatest hoaxes ever....

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  20. Again Melba bashing, why because you can. Why not go out in the woods and get some dna instead of bashing all and sundry.

    What shitkicking taterholes.

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    1. DNA from what? 60+ years and one bear steak

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  21. If you want to talk about credibility let's talk about Damian Bravo. He went out in the swamp with Fasano and claimed he saw a upright two legged figure in the distance. Fasano (hard to believe, but the voice of reason here) suggested he might have just been seeing things with the light in his eyes. Damian wouldn't have that. No he said it had to be Rick Dyer in a costume hoaxing him! I don't know how long it took before Damian realized he was really just seeing things.

    Then there is the sloth theory of Bigfoot...

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    1. I can't imagine anything more disgusting than going out in the swamps with Fasano and Bravo, the Laurel & Hardy of bigfootery, actually comparing them to real comic geniuses is insulting as well.

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    2. That's a good way to describe them. I get the feeling that Fasano's guy Kevin or whatever his name is does most of the real work.

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    3. Feeling? Fasano wouldn't be 5 feet off the road if Kevin didn't break a trail for his fat ass. Never gives the guy credit either.

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    4. I can imagine one thing more disgusting, 11:31. Imagine they were joined by Darkwing Lee.

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  22. Tazer sure can put out blogs, make a lot of strange videos, and gossip on facebook but they haven't contributed a whole hell of a lot.

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    1. No one! That's the big joke! Love the people that also contribute little except negative comments on here accusing others of not achieving any thing.

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  23. When will God allow the discovery of Sasquatch? Will that fulfill Daniel 12:4?

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    1. I don't think it was referring to Sasquatch dude, but I'm sure there is someone out there who thinks it does. There is always someone.

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    2. Yep the big book of fairy tales has many fans who seemingly interpret it anyhow they please

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  24. Clearly, if you follow the Steak DNA trail, it proves beyond a shadow of doubt that Justin Smegma is indeed a Sasquatch.

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    1. Winder how it tastes. Throw that baby on the grill

      That's what Smeja would do and probably has done already

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  25. LMFAO!!! I told you turds long ago her study was a joke. However, all of the evidence pointing to her shady past were ignored. I laugh "french-like" at all of you degenerate buffoons for believing in some like her.


    I'm so happy that all of you scumbag freaks are getting a big glass of STFU. What's the matter?

    Your bleever butts hurting?

    I also stated long ago that all you need is a tent to pitch over this study and you could call it: Ringling Brothers


    I swear you footers are practically braindead fucktards....an embarrassment to the human race!


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    1. you have forgotten all the wankers who hate footers, but have no jobs or a sex life, therefore have lots of time to visit bigfoot blogs!!

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    2. That's right! Like that douche above you in cahoots with Bravo, who just forgot to include his usual Looney Toons stitch there when he acted cocky that bigfooters are somehow hurting or disappointed when in reality he's the disappointed one that no one is! LOL

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    3. You nailed it 12:29........these dumb fucks are LOONEY TOONS!!!

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    4. If you want to talk to yourself get a mirror.

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  26. 5 years now and no peer review paper. Its always soon.

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  27. Damian: why don`t you take the plane to Oklahoma on Saturday and confront Paulides with your "research work" and your "circus accusations"? This would be really "mind blowing". And then tell us about it...

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    1. I'd make a donation to the SPA to see that.

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    2. He will be at The Golden Corral in Muskogee...

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    3. Of course Paulides will be pissed; he probably has a financial stake in this. People get mad when you hit them in the pocketbook. He need not worry-any outsider who still thinks this is real science will never change their mind. They will also buy the follow up book detailing how the nefarious forces of academia and government undermined her. Suckers.

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  28. Well, i am now back in the reality side of things. I am really starting to think there is nothing to this dna report, and its all bs.

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    1. At least someone's using their brain and remembering that it's used for thinking

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  29. I THINK IT'S TIME TEAM TAZER GOES AFTER SYKES BULLSHITTIN ASS DNA STUDY RESULT!!! THAT LYING ASS FUCK PROMISED US RESULTS BY THE END OF 2012!!!!

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    1. You can give him shit for not completing in a timely, that's fair. If he say's he's been frolicking with a family of five then we seriously have a problem. I bet he is further along than people think.

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  30. Begin the day with a friendly voice,
    A companion unobtrusive
    Plays that song that's so elusive
    And the magic music makes your morning mood.

    Off on your way, hit the open road,
    There is magic at your fingers
    For the Spirit ever lingers,
    Undemanding contact in your happy solitude.

    Invisible airwaves crackle with life
    Bright antenna bristle with the energy
    Emotional feedback on timeless wavelength
    Bearing a gift beyond price, almost free

    All this machinery making modern music
    Can still be open-hearted.
    Not so coldly charted, it's really just a question
    Of your honesty, yeah, your honesty.

    One likes to believe in the freedom of music,
    But glittering prizes and endless compromises
    Shatter the illusion of integrity.

    For the words of the prophets were written on the studio wall,
    Concert hall
    And echoes with the sounds of salesmen. Of salesmen. Of salesmen.

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  31. She's not even there:

    http://realtyexecutives.com/tx/timpson/50673452-mls-60246-569_n_bear_drive_75975

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  32. Bravo acts like he's some big investigative reporter, then steals every last detail from somebody else's work.

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    1. He was careful to note Over the Line's work.

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    2. Did I miss where he was using it with their permission? You can't steal and think it's OK if you just "note" it.

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    3. He's given them all the credit and included links to their blog so you can check it out, using their work and crediting them for it is in no way "stealing"

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    4. I bet if the details he "stole" were favorable you would not be complaining. I don't know why anybody is bothering to write about the project anyway. It has been clear for quite some time nothing will come of it.

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    5. So you did use it without their permission. Class act, you are.

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  33. LMFAO at these butt hurt Catchem douchebags......"You stole their work"....ah ha ha ha. No, he cited them.

    Face it morons, you got dominated by Ringling Bros.

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  34. This is a load of shit. I find it hard to believe a real estate business would release information on payment plans to random losers off the street.

    GG

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  35. I know it's petty to judge the good Doctor based on her interests but as the long-awaited study is still nowhere to be found...

    I took a look at Melba Ketchum's "likes" on facebook which include:

    The Holy Bible
    Worship Music
    Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ
    "Miss me yet?"- George W. Bush (www.bushfans.com)
    The Twiglight Saga (both books and movies)
    Sarah Palin
    The National Rifle Association
    Being Conservative
    "Beautiful Houses"
    Texas Nationalist Movement (a group for Texan secession)

    I know it's unfair but this made me doubt her abilities as a scientist.

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  36. Everyone knows "Over the Line, Smokey" is a blog that is put out by Parnassus, the infamous skofftic from JREF and the BFF. Putting credence into any "article" that appears on that blog is like saying a blog from Kitakaze is the Wall Street Journal.

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  37. What's gonna happen when there is no paper release tomorrow?

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    1. Smellbe Ketchup is going to rip off all the gullible footers' tinfoil hats and mindfvck the shit out of them with a mental energy blast.

      She is in a state of constant telepathic communion with the 'foots ever since she was mindraped. Get the blueberry bagels ready, boys! This is some serious New Age shit about go down!

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  38. Where's my beautiful paper Melba?

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