Bigfoot Sighting Shelbyville TN [ParaBreakdown]


Bigfoot looks very young in this breakdown video. Phil says the music track violates the first rule of authenticity: "Don't Fk with the video".

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  1. Definitely one of Phil's better breakdown videos. Lately he's seems to have gotten lazy on them.

    P.S. Firstest.

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    1. p.s. firstist loser! anyway to the people who give a crap, dude had him spot on. they try and try to fool us. again quit with the fag first shit. wonder if you would be picked first on any sports team at your high school. we all know that's a big f-ing NO! loser said what?

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    2. ^^^^^^loser believes in forest unicorns covered in hair. homo.

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    3. Hey hey hey now don't start bashing unicorns now my unicorn DNA scientifical paper is almost out of peer review

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    4. And it is a greater hoax then yours mr. Smith I merely drew unicorn pictographs in a few ancient caves then nut in my hand a threw it at the walls and there you go 100% proof unicorns exist

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    5. Phil doesnt have any good breakdown videos. So this is the best of crappy pseudo intellectual observations of a ambiguos videos that he "proves" are not bigfoot.
      Team lazy approved

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    6. He could always do the PGF but won't

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    7. I can understand why, 8:38. Unless he notices something that has not been pointed out, its not worth the trouble. Many have long held conclusions about the issues, so he is going to get trashed no matter what point he reiterates.

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    8. But he has an opinion on everthing, so why AVOID the PGF as he is ALWAYS RIGHT.

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    9. Lol, you got me there, but I'm not sure he ever made that claim.

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  2. I'd like Phil to break this down :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOxuRIfFs0w

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  3. Another shitty video. Dumb fuckin footers.

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  4. Make regular use of pseudo british terms like claptrap or wheyhey!! If that fails throw in a yadda yadda yadda.

    Wherever possible compare skeptics/non bleevers to islamic extremists.

    Be as misinformed and off topic as you can be. This only strenthens the case for bigfoot's existence.

    Always attack the arguer, never attack the argument. Don't even touch the argument with a barge pole.

    Accuse everyone of having an emotional dam.

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    1. And why would anyone care to post as this person like he's so fuckin impotent

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    2. Build a suit out of chicken wire and festoon it with used tampons and sanitary napkins.

      Bigfoot can't resist! You should try it. Right now.

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  5. Either I'm seeing things or the little fucker went up that tree faster than a Phil could hit a buffett.

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    1. Phil should parabreakdown local buffets...

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    2. Golden Corral is delicious! I give it two moobs up!

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    3. Ponderosa buffet is the best. Hands down

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  6. Did he say "I was trying to milk some deer" .... is that even possible?

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  7. I bought a new gifting bowl for my forest people friends.

    I hope when Melba Ketchum's paper and film come out soon she will sell custom bigfoot gifting Items.

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    1. You must gift us to join.

      Melba

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  9. These videos from Phil are getting a bit stale.
    He's just picking the low hanging fruit. I'd like to see him take on the FBFB library.

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    1. He should do the "Hey, Bigfoot" video from Georgia. No one has been able to investigate the backstory yet, though. There was a report that someone tried, but the children's parents were uncooperative.

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  10. Its time for some of these hoaxers to be charged and prosecuted for "fraudulent schemes" especially when money is involved.

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    1. Certainly. I'm suing every one of these organizations that charges money to look for Bigfoot.

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    2. I was beaten, raped and robbed on a gifting expedition, but the drugs they spiked my hotdogs with left me incapable of remembering the name of the organization.

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    3. Was it in Florida?

      Dave Shealy

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    4. I suggest spiking your gifts with massive quantities of LSD and Viagra. That ought to make it interesting.

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    5. I suggest spiking your gifts with massive quantities of LSD and Viagra. That ought to make it interesting.

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    6. I think so David. I remember trying to gift a Mickey Mouse watch....

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  11. It makes me laugh when you guy are like, "Hoaxers should be arrested and have to pay a fine!"
    That's like having parents arrested for telling their children about Santa Claus. It your own faults for taking Bigfoot seriously. It doesn't exist, period.

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    1. It's a logical fallacy to make a definitive statement that Bigfoot doesn't exist like it's a fact. That's ignorant as fuck.

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    2. Agreed anon 11:25 absolutely correct.

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