Bigfoot Body Hoax Prevention Policy
Editor’s Note: Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world. In July 1, 2000, Dr. Johnson had a "Class A" Bigfoot encounter with his family while hiking near the Oregon Caves. After his life changing sighting, he went to the public and described one of the most intense encounters ever. You can join him on Facebook at Team Squatchin USA.Due to the recent onslaught of alleged Bigfoot body hoaxes (i.e., Killed or captured), “Team Squatchin USA” has adopted the following “BIGFOOT BODY HOAX PREVENTION POLICY”:
If anyone alleges that they have acquired a Bigfoot body (i.e., Killed or Captured or Found Dead), “Team Squatchin USA” will NOT allow them to post in our Facebook group or on our website unless the body (dead or alive) is first revealed in person to one of our representatives (i.e., “No Body – No Press”). We will not allow ourselves to be manipulated into helping to perpetuate a Bigfoot Body Hoax which only serves to divide the Bigfoot community and makes all of us look bad in the eyes of the public. If anyone is caught perpetuating a Bigfoot Body Hoax, they will be permanently banned from “Team Squatchin USA” due to our ZERO TOLERANCE standard regarding this very important issue.
“Team Squatchin USA” strongly encourages all Bigfoot Facebook Groups and Bigfoot Organizations to adopt the above policy and implement it immediately.
Thank you for considering adopting and implementing the above prevention policy.
Dr Matthew A Johnson
(Owner of “Team Squatchin USA” Facebook Group)
WooHoo! First bitches!!! 'Bout time!!
ReplyDeleteAMEN.......
DeleteHas anyone actually SPOKEN to these bloodthirsty hunters, who are going to arm up, run out, and bag a sasquatch?
DeleteSo how much are these policies then and do they do no claims bonuses.
DeleteIt's retroactive.
DeleteI called my agent at allstate and he told me he'd check and in the mean time to take a long walk in the woods. I'll be back later.
Delete"I wanna thank the Academy for making this possible..."
ReplyDeleteYou like me! You really like me!!!
DeleteI've been told it is close and to please start this petition. From what I have learned from this group I should have been asked to have a petition ready to go when the DNA was released.
DeleteSecond! Heckl yeah' bitches! I'm moving up in the world!
ReplyDeleteWho gives a fuck, you fucking retard too!!!!
DeleteAMEN....
DeleteIf someone claims to have a dead body,they cant make an announcement until its verified. What the hell is that going to do??? You mean to tell me that BIGFOOT EVIDENCE is going to stand down until all is proven? Not only will that not happen since 99.9% of these stories are bold face lies but lets say it does...then you wont ever have anything to print. EVER!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is such horseshit and as far as the incredible Dr J goes,by him promising “Team Squatchin USA” is going to stand by this,well,who really cares!
How significant are they anyway? A bunch of Facebook friends led by a guy who abandoned his family to save his own ass when he had an encounter. A closed Facebook group that nobody knows or cares about is not going to do shit! This is about as serious as say,Henry May getting angry and yelling at M.K on video.
Since we are on the topic of all things insignificant,I guess you can add Matthew Johnson to that list also. "Everything I knew about the great outdoors came crashing down.” Ad nauseum!!!
Without protection we could end up with some needless deaths of this species in my humble opinion
DeleteYou AnonymousWednesday, January 16, 2013 at 1:24:00 AM PST
Deletehave just been unfriened by Melba Ketchum and 3 others!!
"Without protection we could end up with some needless deaths of this species in my humble opinion."
DeleteThere is NO Govt. Agency anywhere in the World that gives protection to mythical creatures....None. It's Obviously too Obvious.
I agree with this new policy! I think its a great idea!I think all the sites should adopt it. Verifiable proof before someone talks smack about their claims. Incredible claims calls for incredible and undeniable proof!
ReplyDeleteThen fuck off! Shut your mouth until you've got undeniable proof.
DeleteI for one totally dissagree with this kind of action. Where would we get our entertainment? Watching these sited and the magic monkey believers scurry around all excited over the simplest of hoaxes has the ultimate entertainment value. If there were no hoaxes the believership would dry up and blow away.
DeleteAnd therein lays the distinction between us. I genuinely dislike the footers. I want their lying mouths to be shut. I think they should be punished for their hypocrisy. I want their evil assault on the science of biology to end catastrophically for them. You apparently just want someone to mock.
DeleteI'm happy with just mocking them. You can go ahead and take it personally.
DeleteI think Shawn made the comment that If Ketchum farted, he would report it. So you know if there is any information put out, it's going to at least get reported here. For such a policy to be effective, it would have to be stopped at the source. I don't know many organizations that have a degree of loyalty that great. Perhaps the BFRO, but that's just a guess.
ReplyDeleteI saved a Bigfoot fart in a jar. I will let you smell it if you let me post on your site
DeleteIt wasn't me!
DeleteMelba
What about the lady who befriended a family of Squatches? The old male squatch named Fox that past away and she claimed to have buried him or it??? That story is complete and utter fucking bullshit and yet you published the story right here ffs!
ReplyDeleteYeah, in that case it was probably so "juicy" for Shawn was going to print it no matter what. For this blog it seems like it comes down to clicks.
DeleteDitto! I can hardly wait for the next big hoax. A few suggestions. Woman is raped and pregnant By big foot. 9 months of suspence.
DeleteUFO crashes and BF body recovered. Man shoots BF and as it dies it slowly turns human.ala lon chaney jr. A family of BF applies for welfare, Discovered to be undocumented and are held by the fed until they decide where to deport them....etc.
How about MM get abducted by BF while on location. THey change the name of the show to "finding MM" They never find him, but there are a lot of reports of him in the area.
DeleteTAPE ROLLING...QUIET ON THE SET...
ReplyDelete"MATT START GETTING TEARY EYED" "GOOD,GOOD"
"MATT HOW ABOUT MAKING THAT LIP QUIVER LIKE BEFORE".... "EXCELLENT"
ANNNNNNND ACTION
"Everything I knew about the great outdoors came crashing down.”
"AND CUT,THATS A RAP!!! "EVERYONE BE BACK IN 15"
Isn't he a habituation type "investigator"?
Deleteinvestigator or BSer?
Delete84 percent completed then it hangs. Any ideas why?
ReplyDeletehey shan, everyone i think you all should email the reporter who covered this story about new disy filmfootage so we all can get details once in for all. this way we can research this vidofootage more properly when it does come available. thanks bill green
ReplyDeleteYou can bet if anyone makes any false claims shawn will publish it anyhow. thats half the reason these storys get started because he will print anything that anyone claims. if im wrong id sure like for you to prove it.
ReplyDeletedont worry im sure shawn wont get this memo
ReplyDeleteyea thats why he always trys to hide his picture from everyone,he is a big of hoaxer as biscardi and ed smith he post all this garbage when he knows there isnt a shred of truth to it shawn biscardi thats a good name for him
ReplyDeleteIt's a Bigfoot blog you moron no matter what gets posted on here none of it is a 100% truthful, unless it's another cute or wacky animal video.
DeleteHey bill shawn wont have much luck interviewing himself
ReplyDeleteI squash my poop with a jar
ReplyDeleteThis site encourages hoaxes!
ReplyDeleteSadly, However, I think there is nothing left to do but wait for the DNA results which will be such a relief for me and a lot of other people who have been trying to help for the past couple of years to set things up for the DNA release to go smoothly.
DeleteI agree the DNA results are coming soon and then we can get back on track and see exactly what these hominids are. I can't wait!!
DeleteBear spray don't work on Bigfoots.
DeleteHe never did post my story about the bigfoot ark im building
ReplyDeletenoah
Well dadgummit, I was gonna tell everybody I captured a Bigfoot of my own. But Team Squatchin USA won't let me post on their FB page, if I do. I just love to post on their FB page, who doesn't?. They really know how to hold a footers feet to the fire.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely brilliant...pure genius I tell ya.
I was just on their page and Matthew had an encounter in their habitation site. He said a bigfoot (he's 6'9") ran by him and spun him around like he was a punk! and knocked his gifting basket out of his hand!! No shit! Go read it no shit!
ReplyDelete"gifting basket" You're killin' me over here.
DeleteWas it one of the genuine "native-style" baskets sold by the fake "native-style" grandmother Arla?
DeleteIt is a beautiful sight, a large 6'9' man skipping through the forest with a gifting basket. Saying, come my forest friends come!
ReplyDeleteThat's a great mental picture lol.
DeleteNeil Peart is a fag.
DeleteYou people make fun of Matt, but that's only because you don't understand. He is committed to the discovery and protection of Bigfoots and to me, that makes him a wonderful person. His incessant crying can get annoying at times, but he means well.
ReplyDeleteYours truly
Vulva Scratchum
"Dr. Matthew A. Johnson is one of the most credible people in the Bigfoot world."
ReplyDeleteHaving the words "credible" and "bigfoot" in the same sentence automatically negates it.
Do you JREF numbnuts bleeve Kitakaze is now a secret agent and was also lying about making his living in the music business ?
ReplyDelete^^ typical BFF yeti fluffer
DeleteKit's not a secret agent. He lucked into a translating job.
I love it when websites like this one call someone "the most credible bigfoot in bigfooting". Who the hell is this guy? I've been around the bigfooting scene a decade and more, and I've never heard about him. He wants people to "sign on" and whatever? Just more stupid self promotion.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, as with many things in life today, self-promotion is the only thing you have to be good at.
DeleteTheres something on the hill !!!!!
ReplyDeleteIt`s the mabrc with daisey in the box. LOL
ReplyDeleteThis guy is credible. He's a doctor for Christ's sake. He's slightly sensitive about his man boobs but we'll not mention them here.
ReplyDeleteOkay I may have mistakenly mentioned the man boobs or 'moobs' as they are sometimes amusingly known but we'll draw a line under that. I think I got away with the whole man boobs thing. Good work MMG.
MMG
He made the whole story up you stupid jackass. He didn't luck into a translator job just like he never made a living in the music business. He's a pathological liar who lives in a fantasy world.
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Matthew Johnson = Batshit crazy
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