A moose falls on its face, but can someone please tell us what this Canadian is saying?

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This video of a moose falling on its face is very funny, but what the Canadian guy says in the video is just as funny, if not funnier if we knew what language he's speaking in. We know our Canadian friends probably get what the dude is saying. Can you please help us out?

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  1. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 5:05:00 PM PST

    yeah buddy

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    1. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 5:32:00 PM PST

      I miss being called a troll. Would someone please call me a troll.

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    2. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 6:08:00 PM PST

      ^^ You no-good low-down dirty yella varmint scum-sucking saddle bag faced, weasilin, measilin tree-licking troll.

      Feel better?

      Delete
    3. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 6:20:00 PM PST

      I miss Foghorn Leghorn. "I say, I say go on boy, you're a botherin' me"

      Delete
    4. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 6:24:00 PM PST

      the language is referred to by (several) Canadians as "Newfeunise"

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    5. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 6:27:00 PM PST

      Don't even give it that.

      The language in question is called a fifth grade education and a liquor store across the street.

      Delete
    6. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 6:32:00 PM PST

      You gotta say one thing about those mush mouthed Canadians... At least they're not Mexicans.

      Delete
    7. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 6:58:00 PM PST

      My provincial French is a little rusty but I believe he is saying "Todd Standing couldnt fake an orgasm with a deaf mute girl". Don't quote me but I believe that's correct.

      Delete
  2. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 5:08:00 PM PST

    RUSH

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  3. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 5:08:00 PM PST

    RUSH

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  4. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 5:09:00 PM PST

    They said "oh what a sin". Then he said "if he falls on my car he gonna Write her off"
    They are speaking martitimes hillbilly speak but still English.

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  5. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 5:10:00 PM PST

    The Canadian guy says--Oh Hoser Mooser-give 'em da Boot Eh

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  6. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 5:10:00 PM PST

    Com'on ......!!!! I speak french and i can understand.!!! I think this blog need a little bit of.....hummmm...Brain I think.....all you understand is : FIRST......Realy.......

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  7. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 5:12:00 PM PST

    Is Enoch there yet?

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    1. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 5:46:00 PM PST

      Chutak. Chutak.

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    2. rumferlifeThursday, January 31, 2013 at 6:12:00 PM PST

      RIP Fox

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    3. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 6:25:00 PM PST

      Daisy shouldn't have ever gotten outta that fucking box.

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    4. AnonymousFriday, February 1, 2013 at 6:11:00 AM PST

      Yeah dat was a sin che got outta da box fookin near wrode off my car geddin ouda dat box eh.

      Delete
    5. AnonymousFriday, February 1, 2013 at 9:30:00 AM PST

      Chock chock ya! Enoch ya wak emkaydavees!

      Delete
  8. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 5:13:00 PM PST

    Sorry, I don't speak Yokelese, so I can't help you.

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  9. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 5:38:00 PM PST

    That was Canadian for 'Bigfoot is Bullshit'

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  10. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 5:38:00 PM PST

    Moose Knuckle

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  11. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 5:39:00 PM PST

    I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose. Don't Touch!

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  12. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 5:41:00 PM PST

    Guy on the video is a Dipshit . Is that his Escort or Kia spectra he is worried about? Moose could do him a favor and smash the crap out of his car and dance on it!

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  13. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 5:45:00 PM PST

    If you can find a BigFooT in British Columbia it has to sell to you at a minimum of $50/.25 oz.

    Any lower than that and you've been hoaxed.

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  14. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 5:47:00 PM PST

    Not sure why seeing a moose slip on the ice is funny, but then again I don't go around believing in 10 ft hairy apemen running around either.

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  15. rumferlifeThursday, January 31, 2013 at 5:57:00 PM PST

    Water,gimme gimme gimme good water,or maybe somebodies daughter

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    1. MulderThursday, January 31, 2013 at 6:13:00 PM PST

      That sasquatch could be somebody's daughter. Patty had boobs, erego the skeptics can kiss my straw man ass from here to the hoop of the moderators' skirt.

      Btw Muldy, it took but five minutes and half a beer to mock you with this post.

      Don't think I'm really wasting any time on you. You're slim pickens.

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    2. KerchakThursday, January 31, 2013 at 6:19:00 PM PST

      True dat, Mulder. Claptrap. Gotcha. Neener neener neener. Ban everyone who disagrees with my POV. Fuck them. I can't say fuck them, but I'd like to say fuck them.

      Oh tiddleywinks, fuck them. There. I said it.

      Delete
    3. Nil PhunnsThursday, January 31, 2013 at 6:22:00 PM PST

      If you retards keep this up I'ma have no choice but to go see the suit.

      Like it or not my hand has been twisted. I'm the only man for the job.

      A lot of you aren't going to like the final verdict.

      Delete
  16. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 6:30:00 PM PST

    Whatever happened to #taterhole approved and the original, the first poop in a jar guy?

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    1. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 6:41:00 PM PST

      I think he ran out of jars. He's gonna have to start pooping in sandwich bags.

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    2. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 6:55:00 PM PST

      I think it was all the same dude. If you really want a blast from the past go back a year in the archives!!! Wow! We sure have lost a lot of good folks. Now we just have the left over trash like me.

      Delete
    3. AnonymousFriday, February 1, 2013 at 5:56:00 AM PST

      I keep my poop in a jar.

      Delete
  17. NothingImportantThursday, January 31, 2013 at 6:51:00 PM PST

    Moose face plant. This will be on D.A.R. tomorrow.

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  18. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 7:03:00 PM PST

    Where's the dude that use to give out recipes. I need to take something to a Super Bowl party

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  19. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 7:24:00 PM PST

    Everything said in the video.

    Woman:
    ‘ Stay here…..holy shit!…. Stay here Michael don’t move…. Oh he’s gonna go that way I betcha ‘.
    ‘ Ohh, Oh my Gosh… O.k Michael, c’mon…… OOOOHH!!, Oh what a sin! ‘

    Man ‘ Damage my fuckin car! ‘

    Woman ‘ But what a sin Jamie! ‘
    ‘ It’s not… it’s too icy for him ‘.

    Man ‘ Well if he falls up against my car he’s gonna fuckin write her off! ‘

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  20. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 10:03:00 PM PST

    Someone call Timbergiantbigfoot for a translation he speak's their lingo and I'm almost certain Rexx Dutton will see a female Sasquatch with a baby .

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  21. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 10:03:00 PM PST

    Someone call Timbergiantbigfoot for a translation he speak's their lingo and I'm almost certain Rexx Dutton will see a female Sasquatch with a baby .

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  22. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 10:03:00 PM PST

    Someone call Timbergiantbigfoot for a translation he speak's their lingo and I'm almost certain Rexx Dutton will see a female Sasquatch with a baby .

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  23. AnonymousThursday, January 31, 2013 at 10:22:00 PM PST

    Free 12-pack of Elsinore if you find a mouse in your beer, eh?

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  24. AnonymousFriday, February 1, 2013 at 8:23:00 AM PST

    that guy is saying hey shawn go fuck yourself. being a troll is so much fun.

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  25. AnonymousFriday, February 1, 2013 at 3:29:00 PM PST

    Check out the shaky camera work. Can't even keep the moose in frame! This is obviously two guys in a suit! Hoax!

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