Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from...
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DeleteAnd Bigfoot is still fake as hell.
I once rode a Bigfoot before bh t the video is too blury to tell. I swear!!
DeleteAnd your still an asshole (Bigfoot is Bullshit)!
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I see what you did there Shawn, clever boy you are, getting all metaphorical on our asses!
I once read that the mermaid myth may have stemmed from early explorers seeing manatees... Jesus, ugliest damn animal ever. I suppose though if I was on a ship for 6 months with a bunch of rank sailors, a massive finned slugfest might look pretty appealing?!?! Ahoy!
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I'm new to the area - therefore I don't have to comply w/ your laws. F'ing spic
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