The Falcon Project Sets Up Kickstarter Campaign to Fundraise


William Barnes, the project manager for the Falcon Project has finally set up a Kickstarter fundraising campaign. Barnes and Dr. Jeff Meldrum are looking to raise $355,000 to get their blimp project off the ground. The Falcon Project is an aerial search for Sasquatch employing an unmanned airship with high definition thermal imaging camera equipment.

According to their Kickstarter page, those pledging $20 or more will receive a signed reprint of the ichnotaxonomy of sasquatch footprints paper. Pledges of $5,000 or more gets an invitation to join the team for 1 week in the field.

Click here to start your pledge.

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  1. 1
    Backer
    $15.00
    pledged of $355,000 goal
    48
    days to go
    snicker!!!!!

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    1. Did you know that you can make the below words from Igor Burtsev?

      Obtrusive
      Burritos
      Vertigo

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  2. Thanks for the update on the Shitfarter campagign.

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  3. Now this I can back, love it!

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  4. This is interesting, but it seems most who intentionally search for such creatures don't find them, except possibly Patterson and Freeman. Most all of the sightings seem to be by accident, and many of those are fleeting, such as dashes across a night road.

    Meldrum did say top video from up to a mile away, that sounds good. But since people would be aware of a low-flying zeppelin surveilling them, so would these creatures. No doubt they'll get loads of great wildlife footage, but it's probably going to prove as hard as ever to catch a sasquatch on video.

    I guess commenter number one doesn't want the project to begin or succeed. I wonder why. Fear of what it might discover?

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    1. It's actually more of a fear for the bird brained rubes who contribute to the "project" -- which will mostly consist of Meldrum and his toadies traveling around the world by jet plane in first class and staying in five star hotels -- all of which will be designated as "administrative costs" in the organization's ledger books.

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    2. I guess commenter number one doesn't want the project to begin or succeed. I wonder why. Fear of what it might discover?

      Not at all, once they do not reach their goal with this funding attempt I was going to recommend they go see 'Four Finger Freddy' @ Marlow's Gumbo shop Louisiana.

      He'll pony up the money :))

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    3. "Meldrum and his toadies traveling around the world by jet plane"

      Good point how much more attention grabbing would it be flying around the world in an actual blimp...ahh the golden age of airships is all but gone.

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    4. The golden age of airships is all but gone? All but gone? Where the fuck have you been? That's like saying that the golden age of abacuses is almost over.

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    5. It's a neat idea, but I would be stunned if it produced more than a blobsquatch. No, I don't doubt the technology is top quality, I just don't think people trying these types of things will ever have luck obtaining good evidence, for the same reason nobody on the ground has done it yet.

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    6. " That's like saying that the golden age of abacuses is almost over. "

      Yeah that would be funny too but only if it had anything to do with the original blimp post.

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  5. Jeff Meldrum
    Ian Redmond
    Jim Halfpenny
    John Bindernagel
    John Mionczynski
    Bill Munns
    Peter Aneillo
    William Barnes
    Jason Valenti

    355000/9 = $39444.44 each! Problem solved.

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  6. How much for a T-shirt and donation? $5000? It goes from $20 to 5000? How about $100 and you get a fucking shirt! I want a shirt you turds, give it up!

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    1. Pledge $50 or more

      T-shirt bearing the Falcon Project Team logo or an official Falcon Project poster

      Estimated delivery: Apr 2013

      However, quicker delivery and lower price here!

      http://www.spreadshirt.com/design-your-own-t-shirt-C59

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  7. I'm still waiting for a shirt? Meldrum can sign it too. You'all started this,now deliver!!!!!!!

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  8. THE AFTER PARTY CELEBRATION:



    Meldrum: We are the luckiest sons of bitches in the world, you know that?

    Dahinden: So this is the ship they say is unsinkable.

    Gimlin: It is unsinkable. God himself could not sink this ship.

    Strain: Teach me to ride like a man.

    Strain: And chew tobacco like a man.

    Melba: And spit like a man!

    Dahinden: What, they didn't teach you that in finishing school?

    Barackman: Where are you going? To him? To be a whore to a gutter rat?

    Moneymaker: I'd rather be his whore than your wife.

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    1. Patterson-Aye, she is made of iron. I assure you she can sink. Its a mathematical certainty.

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  9. Anon, your'e right. I'll make my own. This whole site is just insult to injury.How much for a Tazer shirt?

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    1. Funny thing, those are the same, you just upload the logo.

      $21.89 plus shipping.

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  10. For men holding doctoral degrees moreover understanding the science behind the entire bigfoot situation why would they waste time putting a blimp in the air in an attempt to gain thermal footage?

    These men most of all understand that a body is needed to actually prove the existence of this creature.

    What would the Project Falcon policies and procedures be if a thermal image was in fact captured? From above how will they know the difference between squatch and regular animal considering it will all look like red dots on the forest floor.

    I just don't know...... $20 is a lot of money where I come from and the small world I live in...

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    1. Because the real "pro" go to guys know bigfoot isn't real and they are in it for profit reasons. It doesnt cost Meldrum a dime to talk about this thing.

      Moreover... They know better than sending people into the woods shooting at bipedal figures.

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    2. Maybe they think they can do better than red splotches. If they get something compelling they can parlay it into a grant funded expedition to bring back clear, close up footage or physical evidence.

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  11. Melba says she and her horse-har-brading squatch posse are going to telepathically communicate and locate the flying vehicle upon which they will all attempt to focus a massive burst of infrasound at the flying vehicle to bring it down. She also said that a sasquatch named "Zookie" telepathically told her to remember to "bring the pancakes" next time.

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    1. Infrasound? That's fucking ridiculous. All you guys who believe that sasquatches use infrasound are fucking bozos. We're going to destroy it with psychokinesis, OUBVIOUSLY.

      -Knucklegrunt

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    2. There are known animals that use infrasound, apes among those. Why can't sasquatch?

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  12. Will the blimp be able to spy bigfoot eating blueberry bagels? Will it be able to pick up on their telepathic mind wave transmissions?

    Also, word to the wise. Don't let the blimps get too close to any bigfoots. I have it on good finding bigfoot authority that any sensitive electronics within 30 yards of bigfoot will be shut down when bigfoot zaps it with a mental electro magnetic pulse.

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    1. Sounds like this moron electro polarized himself as a child by sticking forks in outlets^. Brain Fried? Duh! Which way did he go? Duh.

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  13. It only took me one day to raise enough funds for Project McCheese and it was about the same amount as Meldrum and company need for the Falcon Project. Both are groundbreaking and ambitious endevours yet very different at the same time. MINE will actually get off the ground, unlike Doctor Jeff's Starship Enterprise on welfare. Hahaha, I will be a hero and he will be a zero!

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  14. Bigfoots live in the woods on the ground so what the fuck is the point in going in the air?

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    1. Should we not establish that they exist first?

      Just sayin'

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    2. Establish that they exist? Roger Patterson established conclusively that bigfoot exists. Don't you know that it was impossible to create an ape suit in 1967? Why in 1967 they hadn't even invented sewing. And the fact that the suit has titties in the best proof of all because no one could think of putting titties on a sasquatch because it's impossible to think of that. All you have to do to know that sasquatch exists is to look at the P/G film hard enough and you'll see its muscles moving through all the graininess, either that or you'll have a seizure. I can't remember what I did, but when I woke up next to my computer and found that I had shit myself I knew that sasquatch is real.

      -Typical footer

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  15. First of all why is there a dead line for the fundraiser? If it takes a year to raise the money so what. And instead of cameras on the falcon they should have trank guns and big ass nets so they can get a body!!!!!!!! Body, Body, Body!!!!!!

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  16. The double blimp concept appears to be significantly flawed. There is no stability to be found in a double blimp. The horizontal stabilizer is also useless for stabilizing since the blimp will have insufficient speed to allow it to work properly. If the double blimp were floating on water where the bouyancy differed dramatically when one blimp rises relative to the other, then the double blimp concept would work, but you would be stuck photographing the ocean floor. The double blimp concept merely exposes the aeronautical inexperience of the designers.

    The torsion from the engine alone, will cause it to continuously spin as it propels itself forward into controlled airspace. Speaking of which, what is the liability insurance going to cost?

    What is the point of even attempting to obtain more long distance, non-stabilized photography, that will be useless for proving that anything exists, when ground based photograhy is also hurting for credibility? At least one DNA study will have been published by then, and the Erickson video will have been released. So the Bigfoot people will already have been proven before you crash your first blimp.

    Lastly, Bigfoot is paranormal guys. Paranormal means I-N-V-I-S-I-B-L-E !!! You do not have cameras that can take high definition video photography of the sub-dimensions of the 4th dimension. Infra red photography only takes pictures of nearby wavelengths just off the red end of our visible wavelength band. You can only take pictures of Bigfoot Orbs with IR photography, and you don't yet understand their connection. The low definition FLIR technology can take pictures of some invisible 4th dimensional people, but they can also make themselves invisible to even that photography in a microsecond. But low definition photography is not definitive proof of anything. Which was your goal to begin with. Therefore the equipment is not available and the obstacles are too insurmountable, to achieve your goal of definitive proof. And you will be too late under even the best of circumstances.

    Socalled Bigfoot research is perpetually stuck in either the "prove it with evidence" mode or the "prove it with DNA" mode. Once they are proven, then what? Bigfoot research cannot wrap their heads around what to do next because they are all behaving like babbling obsessed idiots, always thinking about documenting evidence. Are they then going to then just sit back and let Matt Moneymaker make up crap out of thin air, as he confidently predicts what Bigfoot will do next, when he cannot provide proof of any of it? That is where this is all leading to at this point in time. God help us all if Matt Moneymaker becomes even a secondary distributor of Bigfoot knowledge. He is a tour guide, and has no science background whatsoever.

    What society needs is a better understanding of these people, not proof. Proof without understanding produces FEAR. Fear is the driving force for rejection of all proof. Which then leads you back to where you started since all your evidence will still have been rejected by society.

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    1. Did I say catamaran?

      Sorry. I meant snowmobile.

      - Jerf Meldrum

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  17. Haven't you seen the promo for Arizona?

    MULTIPLE sasquatch sighting in BRAOD DAYLIGHT.

    You'll probably need an aerial shot to capture the herds.

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  18. The spoiler is to keep the ass end from sliding when it takes corners at well over 15mph.

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  19. Why is Meldrum doing this? Ketchum has proved that any bigfoot sensing one of these airships will bring it down with a mental energy blast. If you ever come across a squatch and it stares at you with a look of concentration - watch out! It's trying to control your mind. It's a powerful defense mechanism. To remain hidden, the squatches use their telekinesis to control the minds of bleevers so they say retarded shit. This way respectable people don't believe them, footers remain a joke, and squatches remain hidden.

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  20. Great post - thanks for sharing. I've recently discovered the great work that Tony Charalambides has been doing. Listen Fundraising are raising money for the Damilola Taylor Trust. They aim to raise £20,000 for the trust to hopefully help stop it from closing. Every penny donated will be matched!

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