New Wendy's Finding Bigfoot Commercial Reveals Matt Moneymaker Is a Hobbit


Watching the Finding Bigfoot show, we all get the impression that Matt Moneymaker is 7ft tall. If this new Wendy's commercial is any indication, Matt Moneymaker may be shorter in person than what producers of Finding Bigfoot is leading us to believe. Watch the following commercial and you will see that Matt is less 5ft tall:

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  1. Matt's about 5'10"

    Cliff is 5'6" /5'7"

    ???

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  2. Congrats on the success they have had, that shit is funny.

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  3. Bigfoot enjoying his "Patty".......

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    1. That commercial sucks, but even worse I heard BK is talking to Jim Lebus about doing one using his flamethrower to charbroil some whoppers!

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  5. Kind of a pudgy hobbit, but I guess I can relate.

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    1. and actually you can too, Shawn

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    3. If it is left to you in your country you don't need anyone to help you. Just use some of that money and apply to a college and you can get a student visa.

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  6. Isn't the first time Bobo is eating at Wendy's, that's for sure :)

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    1. So says the guy that intravenously feeds on lard.

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    2. Lard is actually not bad for you, (natural, unrefined, and hogs on a natural diet, not GMO corn or soy, or any corn or soy for that matter). It is about 50 percent monounsaturated. The stuff in the tub at the store is bad, just like marjarine or Crisco is bad, as well as most commercial vegetable oils commonly in use today. Lard was not an artery clogger, nor was tallow. When we used that obesity was not the rampant problem it is today and our food tasted loads better and was filling enough to deter overeating. Meat was fine when cows, chickens, hogs, and other animals were not fed hormones and soy and corn grains to fatten them up quickly. If they fatten them, they fatten us. Corn and soy products, GMO to boot, are used in almost everything processed we eat in some form. Sugar from sugar beets, canola oil, soybeans and their oil, corn and it's oil and HFCS, cottonseed oil are now just about all GMO. Add aspartame (if you chew gum, you are getting aspartame seeping through your sensitive cheek tissues straight into your bloodstream--most every gum has aspartame in it in case you didn't know), preservatives, MSG, sucralose, acesulfame K and that's why America is fat and sick. Deadly chemical cocktails.

      MacDonald's fries were awesome when they used beef tallow and KFC's chicken was supreme. Lard had enough flavor you didn't have to add all this other chemical s*** to it to make it taste good as well. Saturated fats like lard, tallow, coconut oil and palm oil are much healthier than the yellow crap in the tub or the chemical oozy junk in the bottle. They are a necessary part of a healthy human body. Lard was demonized by the corporate creators of Crisco, margarines and oils like Wesson and companions to sell their product. Coconut and palm oils never go trans and are nearly perfect oils in their natural unrefined states. Farmers got the idea to fatten cattle by feeding them coconut oil. It didn't work, the cattle got leaner. It actually burns efficiently and speeds metabolism. Really. What did work? Soy and corn...grains. Want to get healthy, have better tasting food, and lose weight? Go back to natural lard and stay the hell away from GMO anything. Use kamut wheat instead of today's altered wheat that is so hard to digest it makes us gain weight rapidly. Grains don't belong at the bottom of the pyramid if you want to stay thin and healthy. Just a quick health lesson. Wonder what BF eats? Lots of animal fats I'm sure from wild deer not eating GMO corn and soy.

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  7. What is that old song ..go on take the money and run? First rule in Vegas cash out while ahead..$$$$$

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  8. Mayor McCheeser is going to be a little cheesed off.
    I know I am.

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    1. I heard the mayor banged Wendy..or did u get there first jack???

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    2. Yeah I totally smashed that gorgeous little slut... Now that I think of it, maybe it was Pippy Longstockings.

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    3. Yeah mayor !!you gave her the double angus.

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  9. Mmm! Gotta try the spicy chicken with fresh moz and some other sauce on it! Madone!! Make sure cheese is melted though.

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  10. MM came in raging about how everyone was wrong and he was right. The foam from his mouth smelled like a mix between semen and ashtray. He demanded everyone bow, then he threatened to sue the owner after saying something about him being a lawyer whilst creating an array of bubbled spittle surrounding his stout, and chapped lips. Quite impressive.

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  11. I love Wendy's that my favourite probably why my cholesterol is outrageous

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  12. Yeah MM is about 5'9"-5'10" - I'm 5'6" and he wasn't that much taller than me when I met him in BC. I'm more of a true hobbit.

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