MABRC: Bigfoot capture not in Oklahoma
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| Image above is NOT the Bigfoot |
Chief Forum Administrator/MABRC Executive Director, D.W. Lee, is doing his best updating us on what's going on with the unconfirmed capture of a possible Bigfoot. The only bone he has thrown to us is that the capture "did not happen in Oklahoma". According to Lee, there are currently no photos or videos of the capture.
Stay tuned for more! Here's the latest statement from the head of the MABRC group:
Some more info to put out there, there is no photos or video released yet, anyone claiming so is not correct on that aspect. Also, we can also say within reason that the capture did not happen in Oklahoma. - D.W. Lee
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ReplyDeletefirst time i was ever first!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteHeres where you can see the video of there BF
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgB2CQxRvps
Yes we captured a bigfoot, Smeja shot two, Melba has vids of 5, habituators see them all the time, ad nauseum......but no one can see it or them.
DeleteYou footers are INSANE like Smeja!!!!! Wow can you believe more of this shit blown thru Bigfoots mighty cannon, wow.
This comment is not a Bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteNeither is the hippie chick they've got locked up.
Delete1st to not capture in okie, we going to do this one state at a time?
ReplyDeleteToo funny!
Deletejust like legal weed....
Deleteyeah,who would take pictures of that?
ReplyDeleteSoooo did the capture happen in Imaginationland? The first thing I would do is take pictures and video. Bet it escapes.
ReplyDeleteNobody escapes Team Quantra! They tie a mean poop loop.
DeleteI eat poop loops for breakfast.
DeleteIt's the Quantra of Solace, the Quantra Theory, Quantra Mechanics, the Quantra Sutra, Quantra "We will rock you, and the latest and greatest - who the fuck cares till I see a video, then I'll say something like "Gee Wally, that's an awfully nice Bigfoot ya got there.". Till then, Poop Loops it is.
DeleteI'm gonna take a Quantra Leap and say they don't got jack shit.
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7:28,
DeleteLMFAO, Yeah, ugly huh, like this "community" doesn't hurt itself without help from critical thinkers......lmfao! Moron!
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DeleteHurting the community at large? You gotta be shitting me.
7:39 You sound like a self centered teenager. The guy created the moderated forum you are looking for. This is the blogs comment section, and a big part of the sites appeal is that it is uncensored. People find it funny, and one can find some good comments and leads. Grow up, you cock.
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DeleteHate to tell you this 728 but this community is already being laughed at! Way before the taterholing, rush, looney toons, cat foot comments. So until someone proves its real, sit back, relax, and enjoy the Dick Ryder comments.
DeleteDoes your mom and her 5 buck a ride taterhole count? I'll bring her flowers on valentine's day,make it more romantic-like. Grow up, you cock. :P
DeleteFunny? This site is a sewer. If it had competition with a moderated board, this site would die overnight. I HATE that I have to come here for news.
DeleteI agree it is a cesspool with one major jerk filling the comments with garbage and Shawn will never eliminate him. He goes by many aliases and loves conflict. The more u engage him the more stupid the conversation gets. He posts and comments on his own posts and pretends to be others. Goes by looney toons, poop in a jar, rumerlife, ect..,
DeleteReally if you hate so much to come here for news don't there are quite a few who censor the shit out of their site this place is so awesome for our freedom of speech
Delete"Living in the limelight the universal dream"..I like Rush,but I hate his radio show.He takes to many pain pills...ha..Show me the Big foot.It's that simple...
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DeleteMan,I just go by rumferlife you freak,other people come here and comment too,if you don't like it too bad,you can't really do anything more than cry about it.Don't read any of my future comments,I'll try to live without your insight
DeleteIt happened in SE Arkansas, near a wildlife refuge.
ReplyDeletetoo close to home
DeleteLol no no that was Aunt Daisy not Daisy the BF. They just look alike and have the same amount of hair.
DeleteQuantra is a privately funded research group with some serious money and technology behind them. You ain't gonna hear jack from them until they have "Daisy" safely tucked away. Rumor has it they are having a hard time getting "Daisy" out of the capture area. In fact, if the Feds get involved, you may never hear from them.
DeleteLol and where does this rumor come from?
DeleteAnon 7:41's ass sometimes speaks to him.
Deletequick with the Tinfoil or Daisy will mindrape us all!!!
Delete"Rumor has it"... rumors are what drive the exploitation of fantasy. Tell us another story.
DeleteIs it bigger than a breadbox?
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Deleteits a box you keep your bread in.. duh!
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DeleteMissed point completely. Has never played 20 questions.
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DeleteThis wasn't funny 8 months ago and it's certainly not funny now.
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Yeah because we are all laughing at you
DeleteI dibs Rhode Island. It is very squatchy.
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Deletethe bigfoots hair was a mess,no need to embarass him
ReplyDeletePlease remember that it's not if your hair has enough body, but whether your body has enough hair.
DeleteFasano's rule
rofl, they get communication from the "group" claiming repsonsibility for some weird message, that "might" say something?
ReplyDeleteREALLY?
hahahahahahahaha*breathe*hahahahahahahahahahhHAHAHAHAHA
MAN... bigfooting has come to this? :)
Like those dudes cant say yeah, we got the thing, or not? hahaha of course not. leave it ambiguous as possible. = everything bigfoot.
It is funny though... because will buy into it.
(only the stupid as fuck ones)
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DeleteHe a real eckspert lika me!!!
True that....nailed it Anon.
DeleteThe Bigfoot news gulping meme.
DeleteIt's going to turn out to be Dyer's supposed bigfoot. He got some sucker to claim he had a body, and hes trying to hype it to some bigfoot org now for cash.
ReplyDeleteLOL?
You literally can't write this shit anymore.
ReplyDeleteThis shit
DeleteNope, I guess you were wrong.
-some character from Airplane
It's a yeti from the famous Russian cryptozoologist Ivan Gottasecret.
DeleteFlash Update from Quanta. Subject is approximately 7ft 2in. Embedded floor integrated scales measure 410lbs. Hair is brownish red indicating a probably match for a Type B creature.
ReplyDeleteSubject is currently restrained and moderately sedated to keep heartrate at safe levels. Creature appears highly resistant to standard interrogation techniques. Swallowing and inhaling gallons of water does not appear to phase the subject in the least.
Phase II of interrogation yielded slightly better results utilizing bright lights and pancakes.
Next update scheduled 2300.
Haha! Nice! That went over a lot of heads.
DeleteMABRC Breaking News BF not
ReplyDeletecaught anywhere!!!!!!!!!!!
Google Vance Mason or Mitch Parsons. You'll find answers.
ReplyDeleteMore buffoonery.
ReplyDeleteTheres something in the taterhole!
ReplyDeleteIt's a wabbit!
DeleteThe kind with batteries!
DeleteRemember that time Smeja said he killed a bigfoot?
ReplyDeleteWhat a patoot.
And Ketchum gene sequenced its meat and said one day she'd publish the results? We kept waiting and waiting but all we ever got were coy hints and new age tomfoolery. Sounds familiar...
DeleteAye, the tomfoolery ain't what it used to be.
Delete-Rickity Pete.
just checked,it didn't happen in my backyard either
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ReplyDeleteLadies and gentlemen, if you look out the right side of the plane, you will see a very tall woman with the word ZOO written across her boob.
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BREAKING!!! Bigfoot not captured in Hawaii!
ReplyDeleteThankyou....back to the mainland
DeleteI bent my wookie
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DeleteWhat a bunch of bullshit. This D.W. Lee character is full of it.
ReplyDeleteRushferlife email me @ www.mid-americabigfoot.com
DeleteMy dear, there is no such thing as Rush.
DeleteThere is also no 'squatch.
Since there's no Rush, there hasta be no 'squatch, got it?
Ummmmm,no
DeleteThis is BULLSHIT! Why the hell can't we have responsible, objective researchers looking into the bigfoot phenomenon? Where are more of the Jeff Meldrums and Loren Colemans? It is no wonder mainstream science refuses to take the Sasquatch phenomenon seriously. Why is footery dominated by fucking goons? We've had enough of rednecks in fake swat gear, the nonsensical "Sierra kills" story and the circus of absurdity that is Melba Ketchum. I can't handle this anymore. I am losing all faith in bigfoot when these buffoons are defended at all costs here no matter what retarded BS they spew. The fact that people here are willing to swallow this crap is pathetic.
ReplyDeleteThere are people who report the news, there are people who validate the news and there are people out in the field. We never see the real researchers in the field until they have something. Report - validate - report - after the shit hits the fan. Blah blah, blah blah blah. This story will be gone before morning anyway.
DeleteQuantra talkin about, Willis?
DeleteAnon 653 I don't see what your problem is. When Ketchum's paper is published it will proof the existence of sAsquatch, that Sasquatch is human hybrid, and validate the reports of mindspeak and telekinetic powers eg mental electro magnetic pulse bursts to disable prey. Just be patient. Dr Ketchum would not lie to us or lead us astray. Don't let the scoff tics get you down. We will have the last laugh.
DeleteMeldrum respectable? Meldrum actually understands the science that tells us bigfoot’s not real, yet his lust for attention is so insatiable that he ignores biology and goes around preaching what he wants to be true. He’s a despicable charlatan.
DeleteLogic and common sense tell us bigfoots probably do not exist. Science, on the other hand, tells us very large primates once existed. Meldrum understands and agrees with Krantz's argument(though not generally accepted) that the giganto's were bipedal.
DeleteMeldrum agrees with Krantz's hypothesis that they or something like them are extant. Its been over 40 years since he threw that out there, and common sense tells us someone would have found a body or part of a body by now. Hope springs eternal!
Meldrum is full of shit. Primates have already evolved bipedalism once. To propose that the taxa did it again, and that it "must have" done it differently ignores parsimony. The man also completely ignores ecology. He's a disgrace.
DeleteOkay whatever.
ReplyDeletemore bullshit!
ReplyDeletewhere's Mucklegrunt when you need him?
Dead. Remember?
DeleteI saw a picture of the corpse. It's magnificent.
ReplyDeleteWas it blurry
Delete"According to Lee, "there are currently no photos or videos of the capture"... that "did not happen in Oklahoma"."
ReplyDeleteThat's just fucking great.
Thanks a whole fucking lot.
You fucking retards.
The good news is that there will be photos of the capture that won't happen in Brooklyn.
DeleteDidn't we just go over this same bullshit with DW a few months ago?
ReplyDeleteDW is an American hero !
DeleteAnon 710 I think your right. Didnt this,guy just claim he thought this same organization captured a Bigfoot and the same people said no comment for a few weeks....wheres RL to clear some shit up.....
DeleteHe must have enjoyed the attention. Way to go DW! Hope to see you on basic cable!
DeleteLike granddaddy always said. Show me the goods or shut up.
ReplyDeleteThis organisation needs to put out an immediate press release, if they have NOT captured a bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteIf not they will be lumped with all the other hoaxers and attention seeker frauds.
TURN OFF THE COMMENTS AND GAIN RESPECT FROM THE COMMUNITY.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Shawn is VERY concerned about gaining your respect......YA FAGGOT!
DeleteBecause it worked so well for you last week why not say it again 7:19 dumbass
DeleteYour kind ain't wanted here - now git!
DeleteHomophobes are not wanted here, take your bigotry elsewhere thank you.
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Another BS story from TT and Shawn and Dyer too
ReplyDeleteLOONEY TOONS!!!!
ReplyDeleteI bet Jim Lebus had a hand in this...
ReplyDeleteI bet James the omnibus has a hand in his pants.
DeleteIn other news, the frozen corpse of the captured bigfoot will be going on tour state to state. Get your tickets now!!
ReplyDeleteThe golden age of bigfoot ends/jumps the shark on a high/low note.
You make the determination. There is no way, after this year, that big footery can do anything worthwhile.
Shawn, you need to start looking for the next job in the line.
Shawn has a contingency plan in case Bigfoot goes bust. He’ll start “Vampire Evidence: the world’s only 24/7 vampire news blog”. Well get to hear from exciting vampire hunting personalities like Martha “neck rape” Ketchit and “mid tonsil” Meldrup. It will probably be fairly successful since vampires are more popular then Bigfoot.
DeleteThat was fucking stupid. You're not funny.
Delete^^^^
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Bobo just called bullshit over on twitter. Game over. Please remove all this bs about a squatch capture
ReplyDeleteHell yeah bobo will make an excuse for anything to be real if he tells you it's bullshit you can take that to the bank
DeleteAs bigfoot continues its mainstream path, we must acknowledge/remember that money will/has follow, and we should look to motivations.
ReplyDeleteThis blog is one of the most prominent examples.
Organizations will follow because more memberships/website hits, equals more money.
Simple, time-tested and proven detective logic is first as "who benefits" and then "follow the money" The correct answer will be at the end 99 perent of the time.
This is the real deal folks.
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ReplyDeleteDisgusting. Not Discusting
DeleteWe are confirming that there has been a possible message stating that allegedly a possible bigfoot was purpoted to have been possibly captured. This information is due to a coded message that was received by someone outside of the cult. We repeat, we're not confirming or denying that we have possibly confirmed that an alleged bigfoot was purported to have been possibly captured due to our interpretation of an alleged code that was possibly meaning this.
ReplyDeleteThank you.
If we are a cult when do we get are cool silk purple squares like the heavens gaters I'm not being a part of any cult that don't give me free shit
DeleteGo read THIS:
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ReplyDeleteYeah I tell yall what. My buddy told me that yall done said somebody might have a dang old email with a code word that said this old boy done boxed old biggy.
ReplyDeleteI tell yall what.. I sell propane for a living and aint nevr heard bout no damn thing like it. Biggy aint gon be boxed. I tell yall what. You watch an see.
Biggy gon don get away from them boys.
I'm here to set the record straight. We, the MABRC are not confirming or denying the possibility that a coded message was allegedly indicating that there was a possible alleged purported to be unverified bigfoot in a box.
ReplyDeleteThank you for your cooperation and patience. There will be updates as needed.
Mike Hunt
MABRC (head of heads)
Ii shave my squatch with sawmill gravy. Lathers up real nice.
ReplyDeleteThey started with the Horizon project. Built 36 ft angle iron towers that held 160k thermal camera, the same that you see mounted under helicopters.
ReplyDeleteThe camera's were remotely manned from command trailers. ( hence the claim of Ed of having over 50 video's of thermal images of squatch)
They had ground sensors on locations and triangulated recording towers to pinpoint tree knock and vocalization locations exactly.
They would have multiple points of information come in on each sighting. ie ground sensors running through a computer saying the target was bipedal, Thermal films, some at the locations of tree knocks. some walking thru briars, retrieve hair samples from filmed locations, some briars produced some tissue samples. Some film of rock throwing...one target threw a stone the size of a grapefruit almost the length of a football field.
One location of a bigfoot tearing into the back of a metal barn upon investigation obtained blood and tissue snagged on a screw.
A pig carcase with a head torn off ( not cut) and 12 feet up in a tree yeilded valuable evidence, foot tracks, hair and bite marks on the pig hide from a non-snouted animal.
These are just a few of the experiences of the 12 year quest.
Elaborate tissue traps were utilized, involving spinning small chains with trebble hooks attached on the ends, triggered by a pressureplate with a close up face shot photo to go with the tissue. The plate was triggered by an excess of 300 lbs of weight to make it work.
This same pressure plate was used in the trap set up.
There are years and years of data from experiments like a camper with a crying baby inside ( recording) on a timed set up.
Ground sensors set up around fake campsites to monitor their approach. Stick throwing, rock throwing, all data documented and attempts to replicate findings. Find a pattern of behavior.Things like recorded voices turned on remotely, lighted lanterns turned on remotely, to gauge evasive reactions consistently.It took years of this kind of data to get to the capture stage.
the use of several of the 160k Camera's that can zoom in up to a mile in open ground.
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