Ketchum's Secret Project Website Revealed!
Back in May 2012, we reported that Dr. Melba Ketchum was planning on launching a website to push for the protection of "The Forest People". Their Facebook group (now private) is currently the epicenter of this new movement by the Ketchum camp. Thanks to an anonymous tipster, we have found the website that will be hosting their campaign to protect Sasquatch. The unfinished website is currently being hosted on Ketchum's own website, dnadiagnostics.com.
On the website's front page a few placeholder links for News, Funding, and Submitters are located at the top of the page. In the contents section, it appears to have a blog-style format, with a placeholder for dates and includes the headers "Research team does great stuff yada yada yada".
At the bottom of the page, it's clear that the website is mainly to promote the education and protection of Sasquatch:
Digging a little deeper, we find some interesting text in the "http://dnadiagnostics.com/sgp/images/" subfolder. The text reads:
toons.
ReplyDelete^ loony
DeleteThis Ketchum lady is all looney in the head, been sippin on the silly syrum from the lookz of it! Flap Tabel, Syp Krisdaroty Ove!!
DeleteBigfoot doesn't need to be saved. We need to be saved for sinfully destroying our planet, and Bigfoot is the only one that can save us and guide us through our time of need.
DeleteOh deer
DeleteI with all of you guys ^^^^. I drink my own sperm. My friend keeps his shit in a jar. The footers are looney we^^^^are all normal.
DeleteRetarded Troll^
DeleteFIRST!!! : )
ReplyDeleteDoes the page already have a PayPal button?
DeleteShhhh,don't worry about it.....
DeleteNever will.
DeleteShhhh,don't worry about it.....
DeleteYou can see a video of mike merchants head exploding in anger on it
ReplyDeleteThat was funny
DeleteDamn well hope it will too, good riddance. lol
DeleteWinning.
ReplyDeletePlease come back!!
DeleteNever seen it. How ever I am aware of it.
DeleteI guess they wont be posting about how real science journals have rejected the paper?
ReplyDeleteIt's not been, duh.
DeleteNote the section about the paper and "May 2012". That falls in line with the original leaks that it would be published in May. It is now December and it is still not published. That tells us the paper has been rejected by science, probably multiple times.
ReplyDeleteWasn't it supposed to come out today?
DeleteIt has not been rejected you goofers, it's due to rewrites.
Delete^Clueless with respect to academia, yet confidently implies that the article is delayed because of rewrites.
DeleteDude, she has dna from people with maybe some unseen variations in a few genes. Light-years from declaring a new species, she may have had a nice human dna paper. The main goal is commerce however, so she had to spin that into the discovery of the century.This makes her a hoaxer.
Have fun on her website.....don't forget to leave a tip!
^ That you, Mik?
DeleteThat tells us the paper has been delayed, probably multiple times, for some still unknown reason or reasons.
ReplyDeleteYour comment, on the other hand, tells us a lot more about you.
I'll fill you in on a little secret mulder. It was rejected because her science belongs in the shitter.
DeleteShe needs to raise more money from folks like you who blindly believe in "the paper." More research is necessary to explore the topics of mind rape, habituation sites, Fox's funeral, angel DNA, the bigfoot link to the Nephilim, and blueberry bagels. Understandably, more time is needed to fully integrate these important topics into a cohesive and comprehensive analytical treatment.
DeleteBelief in Bigfoot will set you free.
DeleteAnd while you're at it, don't forget to buy some official Sasquatch Preservation Society "native-style" baskets.
DeleteOh my dear anons, all this anger, all this hate.. It will only earn you psychosomatic ailings. Don't be afraid, how can a paper hurt you?
DeleteWhat paper?
Deletedenial is bliss
DeleteWe're not worthy. We must all apologize to Melba on her blog page.
Deleteyeah,what paper is there?
DeleteTo the person who repeatedly makes fun of Bigfoot and acts as if the bigfoot is god. I drink my own sperm. You want to hook up? I can tell you are as sane and level headed as me. These other people are fools.
DeleteCasual readers more or less accidentally reading this by now down-the-shitter gone blog will undoubtedly conclude Ketchum must be right and the juvenile trolls insane beyond the tin foil stage. You think you're hurting her study you're not, you're actually helping it which is hardly your intention. *snickers*
DeleteYou're not seriously attempting some lame "reverse psychology" are you? *snorts*
DeleteSo you're the one that snorts semen.
DeleteBe seated! Ah... Many of you are wondering what's wrong with my pants, well they started running short on materials right before they got to the knees so don't give me any shit. Ah. I look out there on all you wonderful guys and I say to myself "What I wouldn't give to be 20 years younger... and a woman". You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life.
ReplyDeletePoint of Parliamentary Procedure!
DeleteThe delegation from Ice Station Zebra calls for a motion of no confidence in the speaker, and regrets the fleeting moment of empathy it experienced for the nonexistent cryptid Fox. It moves to adjourn on the grounds that it just doesn't matter.
My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians.
Delete^ :-)
DeletePraise be to Bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteReligious nut. ^
Deletethe idea of a protection group for a mythical creature makes me laugh :)
ReplyDeleteRescue the dragons! Save the unicorns! Protect the trolls and by all means give Fox as much tobacco and peanut butter as necessary to ease his swollen feet.
DeleteKetchum is bat-shit crazy, wouldnt be suprised if someone hacked her website and created that bullshit for more giggles...not that we havent already beeen laughing at this utter rubbish.
Except this is neither mythical or a creature but proven real and human. Isn't denial the greatest thing. ^
DeleteBAN GNRFAN WHO'S IN?
ReplyDeleteDamn right that guys a prick.I'm in!
DeleteYou PHUNNY GnR.
DeleteHe's dancing with Michelle and Mr Brownstone....all G and R is crap except for Appetite, which seriously belongs up the list with Zepplin 4, Rush Hemispheres, Deep Purple Machine Head, Frampton come alive....Appetite is a damn good album and blew all the Skid Row, Ratt, Crue and shit right off the strip.
Deletegnr you are a good sport
DeleteThanks 5:11 and 5:03 I agree Appetite was the best and changed the music scene but I also liked the use your illusions set some of it anyway but I see you do have great taste in music.
DeleteYah Im 503 and have listened and heard ALL the shit out there, GnR was good but funny how much I always hated Axl and wish I'd have been the infamous guy with camera...I'd have tore his shit in half, taken Izzys place on stage and blown it all away.
DeleteKetchum is gettin like Chinese Democracy now...and Buckethead was 50x better in concert than slash...just saying.
Lol that's because Buckethead was probably semi sober. I have only seen the current line up live but either way at least I was lucky enough to have seen what is left of a once great band.
DeleteYes it is to bad the camera guy did not get to bitch slap some of that attitude out of Axl.
I'm over 50 now and saw them at the Whiskey when Tracy Guns was the guitarist, took Slash and Izzy to replace him LOL! Loved all those bands, the easy chicks, free sex, coke, booze, pills you name it....now I'm a fat old fart who believes in Bigfoot..WTF! Check Decline of Western Civilization part 2, Part 1 was the punks, Fear, Germs, X, etc...part two was my heyday and GNR were soon after.
DeleteJust to prove what a bitch Axl is, I saw Prong open for them in 90's, prong played a bitchin thrash version of My Michelle....and f---ing Axl wouldnt come on stage after. The rest of band strapped up, plugged in, announced Axl wasnt playing, and left. After a giant semi-riot, Prong and Anacrusis came out and did a group jam for the 200 people who stayed put...great memory thanks to giant cocks--ker Axl rose.
All those la strip gnr tracii gunz etc people were basically posers and cross-dressers who lusted after 13 year old runaways.
DeleteMe? Pure stanic black metal ala burzum, immortal, mayhem.
Obviously the wanking Axl has huge mental problems and should be locked up in a padded cell, mostly because he can't sing and only did one great record then only cover songs charted and that overrated boring pussy ballad. The world will be a better place when he's gone.
DeleteI can just read it now:
ReplyDeleteAdopt a Sasquatch for pennies a day. Act now and you will receive a blurry photo of your adopted Sasquatch and a photo of the forest he/she lives in.
For the following monthly donations you will also receive;
$10- A leaf
$25- A stick
$50- A rock
$100- A big rock
$1000- A mud painting done in the Bigfoot style
It was just a matter of time before this happened. You know what they say about a fool and money.
I think Sasquatches exist, but I'll be damned if I'm giving any money to a person who hasn't even proved they exist yet.
Talk about putting the cart before the mane braided horse.
I could continue my rant, but I have a few beers to drink.
for a footer that was a great post +1
Deletemolsons I hope
DeleteGeez for 300-500 bucks you could share a tent with Monkeyfaker and Cliff Theratman
DeleteRemember this, people. I think SasquaiNation makes better predictions than Kulls.
DeleteHerb is only $250 an oz and Bigfoot and Matt Monkeyfaker know it.
Deleteslight problem with all this... there is zero evidence these things even exist
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Melba Ketchem even exists....
ReplyDeleteYep she does. Disney is coming out with a movie called "Munching On Melba".
DeleteInteresting. I heard there was going to be a skinemax movie portraying her mindrape by a well hung male squatch.
DeleteSquatches like most great apes aren't well hung, your mom told me so.
DeleteWas that right before you got taterholed by a Bigfoot and got discouraged cause it was little but did the act anyway?I guess you like well hung men to do the taterholing to you.
DeleteI keep my poop in a jar.
ReplyDeleteYeah well unless it's a mason jar with a light blue tint I do not care.
DeleteThat's what my na always said. What's the deal with blue jars?
DeletePush until you pass out.
DeletePoop in a jar is a moron!
Deletebut constant :)
DeleteShe is winning?
ReplyDeleteHuh?
I'd like to suggest to Dr.Ketchum that she use some stills from the HD footage she has instead of that artwork. It might be more persuasive.
ReplyDeleteShe does not have HD stills. Or a paper. Or anything. Its a hoax.
Delete^ Dreaming troll talking in his sleep.
DeleteI thought the same thing. If she isn't using a still from her available HD footage you now it's garbage.
DeleteThis just keeps getting more and more insane. Bleevers, are you ready to ditch Ketchum yet? Or are you still holding out hope that she will prove sasquatch mindrape and psychokinesis to be real?
ReplyDeleteForget the sexual stuff you little desperately frustrated juvenile, the species she'll prove real.
DeleteHahaha this is too much. Way to go footers. If nothing else, this is a test of how much bullshit you footers can swallow before losing it. You guys hung in there through the blueberry bagels. You didn't give up when she started talking about hanging out with a" playful family of five" sasquatches as they "built unusual stick structures" and "braided horse hair." You footers did not blink when Melba began discussing that sasquatch may have Angel DNA and may in fact be the descendents of the nephilim. Footers didn't doubt when Melba's former publicist claimed to have visited a dying squatch. And the footers thought it was totally normal that Melba now has her PR campaign run by a woman named "Forestpeople." Sure footers, that sounds pretty reasonable. And then the icing on the cake is that footers thought it was perfectly plausible when Ketchum started discussing mindrape, mindspeak, and sasquatch having telekinetic powers. Here's a question, footers: as you sit around in your tinfoil hats, do think that Melba might be laughing at how gullible you all are? I mean, the alleged claims in her paper that sasquatch can take down airships with "mental energy blasts?"
ReplyDeleteWhere does it end?
Close, but it is Melba's "advisors" who laughing at how gullible SHE is...
DeleteHey! How about a nice "native-style" basket sold by the buddy of the "native-son of the West"? 10% of all proceeds benefit the SPA.
DeleteROTFLMAOCOPTER
DeleteI'd like to see that.
DeleteHow do you do it?
Clearly 7:45 is a bitter closet footer himself, probably one of Randi's hos why would someone seek this blog out otherwise and write long rambling comments hoping a Bigfoot study will crash. Doesn't make sense, but to the hater it apparently does when the motive here is resistance of species discovery.
DeleteIt ends with Mulder still posting that her science is sound. 10 years from now.
ReplyDeleteShe built that website over a year ago.
ReplyDeleteGive up footers. Ain't happening. You are getting hoaxed.
You've said the same crap a dozen times by now - just like you accuse Ketchum of - and we don't give a shit what you say so you're wasting your time, we don't even give a shit when the study's out because we know that it will be since we know for a fact this is a real species. You lose see, you clearly have a problem with the whole study but little good will it do you to oppose the inevitable outcome.
DeleteOh deer
ReplyDeleteNot too much new here, They have kicked out a lot of people from the protection group, but not the LEAKER!
ReplyDeleteOh dear! But, we are winning!
David Paulides and Melba had complimentary, but hidden, websites back in 2010. Paulide's called his the Sasquatch Genome Project .
It looked like they were poised to be the center of testing and reporting on BF DNA, a kind of BF Genbank,
I have to give it to Melba and David, they dream big together.
And they will both win this, that's the whole point. This is in fact a winning case because no matter the opposition this species obviously exists and to fight that still quite frankly is equivalent to when religious nuts fought the round earth centuries ago.
DeleteIndeed, Anon 6:36. The skeptics will be eating crow when Dr. Ketchum's paper is published. And that won't be the end of it. The flat earthers out there rejecting sasquatch are going to have a hard enough time coping with the fact that he is real; they will all have nervous breakdowns when Dr. Ketchum brings forth her evidence of their telekinetic and interdimensional properties as well.
DeleteNope, this bitch is cray-cray. If her paper proves the existence of bigfoot I'll come back here, eat crow, apologize, and say I was wrong all along about her. If her paper comes out and it's proven that her methods are not sound will you come back here and say you're a gullible half-wit? I'll say again I believe in the possibility of BF but this lady is a certifiable nut case.
DeleteBut you only believe - she has the scientific proof. Assuming she's right of course. You only have belief basically, so you see skeptics of her study are as much believers as anybody.
DeleteAnd I should add, that no matter who eventually discovers this new species will find the very same things that she did because DNA does not lie. They will find the exact same results because no matter what a given primate is it can only be one thing it can't be two things at the same time, it can't be a wild ape like some want and also be a human/hominin. It will have to be one of them and I bet she's right it's also the most logical sounding outcome even now without the proof made public yet, that means even if you don't like her personally for whatever reason and some other scientist should beat her to it he or she will end up with the same findings. No doubt about that 100% and thus vindicate her it's quite inevitable, all future DNA study will show what her study's showing.
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