Here's MABRC's Protocol For The Live Capture of a Bigfoot Specimen

Image above is NOT the Bigfoot

Team Quantra, who's responsible for putting out the memo earlier today about a possible "live capture" of Bigfoot has yet to publish anymore details, but don't worry, we promise keep you up to date as the information comes. Bigfoot Evidence reader Jeffery while browsing their MABRC's forum today discovered an interested thread with the title: "The Procurement of a Live Bigfoot Specimen - Op Program". Ed Smith, the man who published the memo today posted this info about how to go about capturing a Bigfoot. Ed Smith is now a former of Team Quantra and the following information may have been vital in capturing the live specimen... That's if the memo is true.

Publish by Ed Smith via the Mid-America Bigfoot Research Center Forums:

Over two years ago I posted our protocol for the live capture of a Bigfoot specimen and at the time it was ignored and or highly criticized by established Boo Heads over there but now it seems to be in Vogue to discuss it at there own invention.

To Set the record straight I'm reposting this just so HR Huffin Fluff can get his act straight.

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This was originally written in 2000, and then updated in 2003 prior to field trials of the containment fence, shipping container, and other methods of capture discussed in the following protocol. We have updated this document now in 2008, and have removed the sections dealing with the methods, procedures, and tactics to be used during the capture of a family pod specimen. Due to our current research data we believe that the procurement of a specimen from a group or family pod is an unsuitable target for collection.

And now the protocol……


Protocol for the Live Capture of a Bigfoot Specimen: AKA, “Monkey want a Cookie!?!?!?”

Ok….OK enough with the wit-less humor,

Preparation

Type of capture:

There are basically two (2) types of live capture.

1- Capture of a live specimen for short duration, meaning less than 24 hours

2- Capture of a live specimen for long duration, meaning 24 hours to several weeks


Equipment:

1- Of course there is the old reliable Net.

2- A modified sea type shipping container, with spring loaded doors, grate covered vent ports with forced fan vents.

3- Constructed barrier fence pen with spring loaded gates and electric containment hot shot wire.

4- Tranquilizer gun.

5- Target Area Standoff Observation (T.A.S.O.) system

6- Any additional support equipment needed to complete that operation



Personnel:

Site director plus 3 team members, Observation director plus 7 team members, Security director plus 5 team members, Examination director plus 4 team members and the Containment director plus 8 team members. This constitutes the Capture Unit.

The Run Thru:
A minimum of 8 to 10 table top procedures drills with department heads.
A minimum of 3 to 5 field practice runs for the teams of the capture unit is required.
And at least 2 action call drills

Target selection:

Reconnaissance of the Area:

This is perhaps the most important part of the operation; you must consider is the site in its entirety. And all its component areas as well, 1) the Containment site 2) the C3I Site 3) Logistical support site 4) Examination site 5) Security and personnel recon order site.

The target area capture site will have been under surveillance and reconnaissance for a number weeks, if not months prior to the capture team activation. This is means that you would know more or less about the suitability of a target well in advance of the capture team’s arrival at the containment site. There are exceptions to the containment site being a in a separate location, such as the large enclosed capture/containment area.

Type of Target:

1- Elderly individual or crippled targets should be non members of a group or family pod and they should be male, it should be noted that the emotional and mental shock of such a capture event on this class of target could be of such magnitude that death could result. These are the judgment calls that researchers will have to make and justify the further execution of the operation.

2- Rouge individual most probably a male, this distinction should only be assigned to a target that has been observed for a minimum of 30 to 60 days prior to capture. Department heads should be in complete agreement before proceeding with this target capture, it must be confirmed that there is no attachment to a family group or pod this is very important and should not be discounted at any level of the decision making process.

3- Target of opportunity this is assigned to a targeted individual that has been observed for duration of time and has suffered an injury from a fall, accident with a vehicle, a fight with another individual or an encounter with another form of wildlife (Bear or Large Wild Bore)

General note: The capture of a female specimen would in our view be unethical and carry all the vestiges of bad wildlife stewardship, do to the fact one does not know if a female specimen has young under care or if the specimen is pregnant with young, the stress of a capture procedure and any tranquilizing agents could damage the unborn young or be the cause of a miscarriage of the fetus.

Capture method

The operation is going to be physically, emotionally and mentally taxing for all involved, it should not be taken lightly by any member of the operation no matter how minor there role pre, during or post operation. Target Area Standoff Observation (T.A.S.O.) should be in place during the all phases of the operation. There should be 30 to 60 days of continuous observation of the intended target, at no time should there be an attempt at capture until all observation procedures and benchmarks have been met.

To allow a capture to proceed without these checks and balances having been met would result in the possibility of un-reversible damage to a family group or pod and would be in our view a dangerous breach of ethical, moral and scientific standards of a serous research effort.

The specimen must be determined to be rogue and nonattached to a family group or pod without exception.


Capture site will depend upon the method of capture selected.

1) Capture by large enclosed capture/containment area, this area should be devoid of any harmful objects that could be used as weapons or objects that maybe potentially dangerous to both the specimen and operational team.
The erection of the capture/containment area should be incorporated with the use of temptation and habituation techniques. Un-due disturbance of the target in the capture area may delay or derail the capture effort, if temptation devices and methods are not utilized during construction and operational testing of the facility.
The short and sweet of this is making the construction of the site a major curiosity for the target subject.

The fence of the containment area should be constructed of welded 3/8” or larger steel rebar and support posts on a 15 foot spacing with a stabilizing bar running vertically bolted to the rebar grid at the mid point of each grid. The rebar needs to be welded in a 10 inch by 10 inch square pattern to form a 3 to 15 foot panel with the total height of the fence to be not less than 12 feet. It should be noted that should your target be over 8 feet in height then the height of you containment fence will need to be increased. If it is determined that a larger rebar size is required then use a smaller size panel dimensions some thing in the order of 2 feet by 15 to reduce the work load weight.

The support posts would be constructed of box type steel with beam and post type structural steel gage specifications, each would have a 2 foot by 2 foot and .75 inch steel plate will be used, with a bolted slip sleeve welded to the base and bolts are used to secure the post to the sleeve/base plate. 12 inch steel spikes will be placed through holes on each corner of the base plate and driven into the soil.

Outriggers will be attached to the posts inside the containment and outside the containment.

The inside outriggers will be placed 2 feet away from the post, the horizontal arm will be bolted to the post just above the sleeve and then diagonal arm will be bolted at 4 feet above the base plate to the post itself.

The outside outriggers will be placed 5 feet away from the post, the horizontal arm will be bolted to the post, just above the inside outriggers horizontal arm bolt point. The outside outriggers diagonal arm will be bolted at the 8 feet above the base plate to the post itself.

The outriggers horizontal and diagonal arms will be constructed of beam and post type structural steel gage specifications and both arm hinges will be welded to the outrigger base plate.

The outriggers base plate will be 12 inches by 12 inches .75 inch steel plate will be used and two 18 inch steel spikes will be placed thought holes in the base plate located on the right and left side at the mid point of the plate.

Steel extensions of about 18” to 24” to allow the steel electrical fence wire to be held away from the main fence structure, with appropriate insulators should be installed every 2 feet starting at ground level and to the very top of the fence structure this should be installed inside and outside the containment area.

All appropriate electrical connivance equipment should be installed with consideration given to the use of generators and public powers sources. Circuit configuration should be sector configured to prevent any one area of the fence from being completely de-energized by a short circuit or overloaded breaker.

The placement of power and logistical support resources should be placed a minimum of 600 feet from the confinement area and should be sound baffled to prevent any disturbance to the specimen or any unwanted attention from surrounding human populations. Deception techniques should be utilized when deflecting human interest in the activity of the site, for example, oil and gas field survey operation.

The size of the area should be determined by the following, duration of confinement, size of the target, number of number and length of examinations to be preformed on specimen. The location of the containment area will also dictate the size of the structure itself

All openings to the containment area should be covered with spring loaded doors, latch locks and electronic latch release mechanisms to allow for manual or automatic trap gate activation. One door outside the containment and on door inside the containment should be used in these areas in order to form a small sally port so that there is a backup to the other.

Gates should be constructed of beam and post type structural gage specification with interlaced rebar grid welded in to place. Banding springs should be used to operate the snap motion of the gates and all appropriate latches should be manufactured of steel as the material of choice


2) Capture by modified sea type shipping container, size of the container should be 9 feet x 40 feet, however, the 20 foot variety would also do for this type of operation and may make maneuvering in a obstacle filled wooded area easier to place.

Vent openings, no larger that 12 inches by 12 inches, should be cut in to the top of the container and placed no closer than 10 feet to each other, additional vents should be cut into the sides of the container on each side about 2 feet from the bottom of the container, these vents should be 8 inches by 18 inches and no closer than 12 feet from each other, all vents should be covered by 3/8” rebar to form a grate over the openings placed outside the container.

The top vents will have electrical vent motor for the forcing of fresh air and or knock out gas supplied from electronic controlled valves,

The trap gates will be built out of box steel beam type structural gage specification and be mounded to allow it to drop vertically with a mechanized latch to allow for electronic activation. The original container doors should be utilized for travel and transport of a containerized specimen.

3) Tranquilizer dart approach while we believe that this as a primary method of live capture is not practical it is a good secondary approach that is to say that the darting of a trapped specimen would be a reasonable method.
There are several types of tranquilizer that could be used.

Wikipedia Definition

Xylazine is a drug that is used for sedation, anesthesia, muscle relaxation, and analgesia in animals such as horses, cattle and other large mammals {non-human}. An analogue of clonidine, it is an agonist at the α2 class of adrenergic receptor. As with other α2 agonists, adverse effects include bradycardia, conduction disturbances, and myocardial depression. Yohimbine (Yobine) can be used to reverse xylazine effects. In veterinary anesthesia, xylazine is often used in combination with ketamine. No formal information in humans available. Xylazine is sold by Bayer under the brand name Rompun.

We don’t believe that a hunter, tracker and or researcher could get in a position that would put them in a situation that would get them within range and location that one could get an effective shot with a tranquilizer gun. Having said that. We do believe that this method would be appropriate for the control of the specimen while under contained observation or transport to and from a capture and containment site.

4) Net approach to the capture of a live specimen, the device should be made from heavy nylon strapping 2 inch in width and each crossing point of each strap should be double stitched in all four direction of the crossing point. The straps should be arranged in a grid of about 8 inches square and since your specimen is probably in the range of 600 pounds and 8 to 9 feet in height, you will need to have a net in the 40 feet by 40 feet range. This device can be placed on the ground with a cantilever weight system or dropped from above with corners and sides weighted for restraint. The other option for this device would be utilized with a tranquilizing gun. We feel that while there is a practical application for this device, this still might be too traumatic for the specimen and the team.


Temptation device(s) for the above mention methods of capture can be far and wide in there diversity of type and style. We will list a few here but there are many others that even we are unaware of, so here it goes:

1- Temptation camps these should be unmanned, with multiple temptation methods deployed inside and around the campsites, with the use of mannequins, and boom box recordings.

2- Temptation devices could be Mylar ribbons, CD disks, helium filled balloons the long type that clowns use, Disco mirror ball with the use of visible light and IR light shinning on the ball. (Yeah, I know it sounds funny, but trust US it’s a Scream)

3- Temptation foods popcorn in a white pillow case hung in tree, fruit, nuts, bovine tongue, and chicken (live), goat (live), hog (live),

4- Temptation sounds wind chimes, boom box recordings, wildlife sound recordings IE: wounded rabbit, and the like, glass pop or beer bottles hung in tree but close enough to clank together in the wind, We believe that call blasting is a non productive use of resources, since we have know idea what is being communicated then it very well could be counter productive to the capture effort.

5- Temptation odors Bacon grease, Calf liver soaked in liquid smoke at leased 24 hours, Butter Milk, Hentz Ketchup, Human breast milk, Gauze soaked in apple butter allowed to dry and hung in trees, coarsely ground cabbage with garlic cloves placed in a fishnet bag and hung in trees, Sandalwood oil sprayed in the area, Hog and chicken manure, Emu feathers in a pillow case

6- Temptation lights white lights flashlight type, Christmas lights multi colored that twinkle, Chemlite sticks hung in the trees (Red and Amber/orange)

The pendulum of fate swings and the chimes of wonderment sound. It is time for us to put all our well laid plans in to motion. We must be prepared for all things good, bad and unknown. The observations, reconnaissance, operations, logistical, temptation, capture, confinement, should with a little bit of luck and the cashing in on good karma. Then success should be yours and ours.


The Guest of Honor

Containment of your specimen will depend upon the duration of your operations specifications.


Care of the specimen, is of the up most concern of your operation, there should be a Veterinarian on your staff list and in your planning that could make any medical care decisions. You must maintain specimen contamination procedures to the letter, this to protect the specimen from contracting any human based viruses or bacteria, as we have been informed by a large animal veterinarian that gorillas, monkeys and primates can catch human type infections. He also informed us that while unlikely there is a possibility that humans could contract infections from them as well, It has been documented that some types of hemorrhagic fevers can be past from primates to humans. The capture devices should be decontaminated as much as possible with an insecticide sprayer that has one and a half cups of bleach to two gallons of water, understanding that this may disrupt you temptation efforts you must prevent contamination of your specimen and your teams.

The Feeding of your specimen, should be conducted with out human contact, all foods should be handled with latex gloves and washed to remove any other substances from there surfaces. Fresh water should be provided via a pump with a sanitized water supply. If it is a short duration confinement then no feeding may be required, however water should be provided to prevent dehydration due to the fact that if tranquilizing agents are used, most of them will cause dehydration to be accelerated as part of the process.

Dealing with the waste products of your specimen urine and fecal matter should be collected from the confinement area. If your duration of confinement more that several hours your going to have to make provisions for dealing with this aspect of the operation that is non disturbing to the specimen.

Security of your specimen, your site, your team, your examination area is a major consideration of your operation, both in planning and operation.

Containment integrity of your specimen, you must insure that the containment of the specimen is sound in planning and operation through out its execution. Constant monitoring of the area and its boundaries via video, audio, seismic and by human inspection should be adequate for the safe and efficient operation of containment of your specimen.

Sedation and tranquilization of your specimen, during movement to and from the containment area weather it be for examination, medical or the eventual release back into the wild. Your specimen must be sedated and or tranquilized for this part of your effort, it is not open to compromise and you and your team should strictly adhere to this policy without exception.

Unintended release of your specimen, while we can plan for all things, it is with all do respect for your specimen that should your containment effort fail and your tranquilization efforts fall short, then it should be a standing operational order that your specimen should be allowed to go free without being harassed into staying.
There will be another day.

Termination of your specimen, only if a life or death situation presents itself and members of your team or the examination team become threatened by the actions of your specimen. Then the Kill order should be implemented. Documentation of the understood rules of engagement (ROE) should be in place prior to the beginning of the operation and maintained until the termination of operations.

Turn Your Head and Cough Please….

Examination: Without this portion of your operation everything up until now has been in vain. The examination process of the operation should be implemented at the earliest possible time, in order for there to be as a minimal impact to the specimens mental, emotional and physical stress load as possible, sedation and tranquilization of the specimen is a must during this process. The examination area should be a separate area from the containment area. We would like to see an examination trailer with expansion slide outs and all the x-ray, ultrasound, blood work, tissue collection, high resolution video microscope and forensic fingerprinting and well foot printing would take place, in a controlled environment.

Observation: While you would conduct behavior observation in the wild some could be carried out while your specimen is in captivity. This should be used as an acid test against the known behavior of a specimen in the wild and in captivity; these efforts will aid in the determination of how the specimen’s behavior remains the same or changed, in natural surrounding or in a captive environment.


A Fond Farwell

Security during the release phase is paramount to the complete success of this operation. Although through out the process of the operation secrecy should and hopefully will have been observed by all parties involved. The security team should make no assumptions during this final effort in the process. The release site should be placed under observation, no less that five days before the intended release date. The location of the release site should not be reveled until 12 months from the date of release is has pasted.


Observation of the specimen as it recovers from the sedation utilized during the transportation from the containment site should be undertaken by video, audio and seismic sensors. All human activity should be pulled back to no less than a half a mile. Recovery and release should be monitored until the last electronic sensor ceases to register the specimen’s actions or existence in the release area.

Tracking device: We are opposed to the implantation of a tracking device, on the grounds that should the signal be hijacked then it would be targeted by poachers or unscrupulous individuals passing themselves off as researchers.
The implantation of a tracking device could cause an infection or perhaps tissue rejection thus causing the specimen to contract illness or even death.

In conclusion, The Protocol for the capture of a live Bigfoot should be taken seriously by the administration of the funding organization, capture unit, examination team and logistical support team without exception. We have debated on every single merit of the steps, methods and procedures as stated in this protocol and it is without reluctance that we believe that should the operation as outlined in this document be implemented the operation should stand a better than 85% chance of success.

A legal review of existing trapping and hunting regulations should be under taken prior to any operational green light is given to such a project, these regulation vary from state to state and even federal regulations may be involved. Advanced legal representation may be required, even the obtaining of a license of some type may be required even a monetary bond of some sort. Bottom line, explore all aspects of this, so there are no attempts at seizure of the specimen by others private or governmental.

We hope this has been and or will be informative to anyone who has the resources and where with all to prefrom the operations as outlined in this protocol.

Keep Squatching and Be Safe

later

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Ed Smith

Comments

  1. I couldn't get beyond the stupidity of the picture to actually read the article. Have these people been overly influenced by the movie King Kong?

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    1. I stopped reading at the words "Team Quantra." They should have called themselves "Team Con Job."

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    2. I think they melted a spot in a couple Jurassic Park dvds everytime they paused they player to draw the dino cages.

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    3. I got about a third of the way in before the retardation became overwhelming. Sadly that was not the stupidest thing I ever read, but it's disheartening to read since the people who wrote this were the products the human gene pool.

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    4. They need to write an article entitled "How to Find a Bigfoot" and verify they know what they're talking about by including some clear photos. Without that, this post is just a silly "what if" exercise.

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    5. A silly what if exercise would be funny. Their "protocol" wasn't funny, it was retarded.

      -a humorist

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  2. You put a caption on the picture! " the image above is not of Bigfoot". Are you kidding? Oh well given the intellect of some of these people ya I guess it would be a necessary thing

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    1. Go read the previous topic. You'd be surprised.

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    2. maybe that IS a bigfoot,I've never seen one

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    3. That's not it then? I thought they caught it. Oh crap!

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  3. Maybe they can get a government grant or something from the NSF to pay for this little expedition. Sure requires a lot of personal. I'm just going to keep leaving a trail of blueberry bagels leading into my meth lab and jab him in the neck with a pencil coated with meth when he walks in. You know just to take the edge off. Then maybe get him to take a few hits off my crack pipe and drive him to the nearest police station and turn him in

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    1. I have found more effective ways of taking the edge off a pencil then jabbing it into a Sasquatch’s neck

      -some character from Airplane

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  4. the first rule of being a footer is what ever you do, do not ever try to prove that it exists.

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    1. Well then stop living by that rule douche.

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    2. ^
      Are you pretending to be a Bigfoot skeptic and does anyone in real life bleeve you ?

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    3. how many innocent people in the park got caught in this deadly trap before they finally got bigfoot?Why call a male bigfoot Daisy?Is it part of the trap to humiliate them?

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    4. Hey rum the word you were thinking of is Stockholmes syndrome where Bigfeets identifies with his captor

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    5. Thanks harry,you shine a light on my ignorance

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  5. time to serve up some crow for mulder!

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  6. Isn't Ed 'on the head' Smith the jackass who lied and claimed he had 50 good film clips of a Bigfoot or some nonsense like that ?

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    1. Add a claim of DNA evidence as well. The guy is no longer a part of Orig-6, that should tell you something about his character.

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  7. Out of all the men in my family I have the biggest penis.But alas,it's only a half an inch long.Woe is me.:(

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    1. Knock this BS off you idiots. This isn't a chat room, Bandini, and the post limit on any story is 200. You already clogged one on this topic. Show a little courtesy and class.

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    2. Shut up dick face! That's just routine inane comments. It only really becomes problematic when Harry starts flirting with those two British women(?) and people start posting lyrics. Now fuck off or I'll have to start making proctologist jokes.

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    3. first i don't flirt now who's the one who needs to be told it isn't a chat room next if i seen even one logical statement here i do shut my mouth but if the clips a joke you are gettin a joke

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    4. Bandini is definitely queer. The sooner that cocksucker leaves the better. I bet he's fisting his own arsehole as he reads this.

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    5. Harry,

      Have you cosidered the possibility that they may not be women, or even British?

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    6. i have a wife dipshit i'm not hitting on british girls so do you really want to turn this in to make shit up day we can play that

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    7. steathily attacking bigfoot slays his foe...man we're on the way to 2 hundred

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    8. EVERY DAY IS MAKE SHIT UP DAY ON BIGFOOT EVIDENCE!!!

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    9. that i'm not the only one talking nonsense and i'm not the guy who said hey let's import a ton of bamboo so we can put bigfoot on a stretcher if and when we get him

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    10. Lay off Bandini! At least what he posts Is intelligent. Half you arse munchers have to stand on a chair just to raise your IQs!

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    11. I agree Bandini isn't out there trying to entice non existent apes with blueberrry addictions into his garage

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    12. ^^^^
      Obviously fails to understand how intelligence quotient is measured. Attempted to measure his own with a tape measure and got it wrapped around his neck. Which accounts for his present state.

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    13. No real man hangs out on a Bigfoot website chatting and giggling like a school girl in every topic posted. There's just no way around the fact that Bandini is very feminine in nature.

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    14. Be that as it may, the problem is the British(?) Women(?) who post lyrics. Bandini just needs to stop encouraging them.

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    15. But we like it and Harry :)

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    16. On the green of the hill
      We will drink our fill
      Of golden sunshine,
      Till our brains intertwine
      With the glory and grace of Apollo!

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    17. ^^^^
      Oubvious troll is oubvious

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    18. Temper my lonely hours,
      And let me see thy bowers
      More unalarm'd!

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    19. What difference does it make I don't need to prove shit and you can talk all you like cause guess what I'm not the one cryin about someone talkin to people last I checked men don't cry and that would make you the feminine one don't be pissed off that people enjoy talkin to me maybe if you weren't such a fuckin crybaby people would talk to you too and to speak of how feminine I am as you hide your name strike two bitch and the third strike is when you feel froggy jump mother fucker

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    20. You should go hang out with the other gossip pussy you guys would be perfect together

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    21. And what you are suffering from is called envy because you're jealous

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    22. Harry, who are you talking to? Everyone's over on the new thread now.

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    23. That's our Harry, you tell them off sweetie.

      So dogging tonight again or a song?

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  9. Does anyone believe that if a bigfoot is captured alive, it will be released? I do not think so. So much money will be thrown at whoever did it that only a multimillionaire would release it. Then you have to wonder if the feds would step in and take it for study. Neat idea, but highly unlikely.

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    1. I don't think it happened, simply because this species is smart enough not to get captured.

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  10. Well, they do have a really extensive, well written, and a great protocol if in fact they were going to catch one of these creatures. I comment because reading your comments no longer capture my attention! From making sure contamination issues are handled to handling in any sorts or methods. Don't want to give a Squatch our germs if they are susceptable to some of our germs. None of that matters to you fuck face mother fuckers who don't read!!!

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    1. I'm sorry,did you say something?

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    2. Hey bud what's your problem?

      - spicoli

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    3. Well thought out, oh yeah. The guy should have wrote a book.

      Good thought on the pod, the BF variety not the shipping variety. A BF pod would kick their butts.

      Matt, your money and thunder is being stolen, not all the boats are going to rise from this storm.

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    4. I'm a BF 'wisher' rather than a believer and yes the above protocol is extensive; but 'well-written'? The spelling/grammar hovers around a fifth or sixth grade level at best. Hard to get through with words like 'know' replacing 'no' and rouge replacing rogue among many others. The truth is that when learning to read and write is too difficult for an individual to master, his work and viewpoints take a massive hit in terms of credibility. This also applies to the dozens of semi-literate people who commented on the article. Typed words on a screen are what represent you and your persona in this venue. It's the equivalent of using a few seconds of radio time and talking like Elmer Fudd.

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    5. They're lying through their teeth this capture didn't happen guys.

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  11. The protocol calls for "30 to 60 days of continuous observation of the intended target." What? If anyone could perform that miracle, we won't need Melba Ketchum's DNA results.

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    1. Exactly! Go Ketchup and Quantum mustard paradise!!!!!

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    2. It didn't happen, dammit. Her study is still on.

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  12. Have the footers who bought Ketchum and Smeja's BS hook line and sinker apologized yet to the people whose criticl thinking skills led them to doubt this circus sideshow? I would guess not. Much more likely that the bleevers just keep drinking the Ketchum kool aid and waiting for that "indisputable proof" of mind rape, blueberry bagels, mindspeak, and psychokinesis.

    Just be patient, footers. This time, it will be real.

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    1. Shut up you dumb idiot, fuck BFRO and fuck you too.

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  13. LMFAO, seriously though. I don't think it will be released into the wild unless there was a clause in the contract to state that, and even then there is no guarantee. The government would have to kill me 1st, as they have with all my dreams!!!!

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    1. lol that is funny as hell as they have with all my dreams

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    2. Dream of pancakes for breakfast,baby steps

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    3. God you're really naive aren't you John, there was no capture it's another media stunt.

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  14. Calm down nobody has a specimen.This has happened many times before and will again.

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    1. you CANT prove that they do not have a body

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    2. The whole "can neither confirm nor deny" bit is super-tard-tacular.

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    3. That's why it always comes from a "leak" and they say no comment when the jig is up they can say we never said we had a body.

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    4. You CAN'T prove you're not retarded Mulder.

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    5. You cant prove I am retarded, see how it works? There are very few real skeptics that actually look at the evidence. Most skeptics or scofftics as I like to call them dont even look at the evidence and dismiss every out of hand, that is not being a skeptic

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    6. Actually Mulder, I don't need to prove you're retarded because you've done it for me.

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    7. thats factual science right there

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  15. Well said above more sillyness just a waste of time. Kinda of sad if people really believe this crap

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  16. MABRC, well good luck with that, it will never happen the way you want it to.

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  17. bigfoot would never notice a shipping container,if I had a nickel for every time I got trapped in one

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    1. Hey, commenting on every comment in every topic works for Bandini, right?

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    2. why do you keep stalking Harry?

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    3. That's my little green envy monster following me around I guess he figures if he keeps following me he can talk to the English girls by riding the coat tails

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  18. Bleevers are DUMB. Big hairy ass titties!!! Ah ha ha ha.

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