Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
I thought it was another $10,000,000.00 money shot..Oh,,FIRST
ReplyDeleteNo 'squatch folks, give it up.
ReplyDeleteWhy am i being impersonated?
DeleteFooters. Got nothing better to do on Christmas......
Hypocrisy at its finest, Parnassus.
DeleteFucking dildo...
WAZZZ UP PUSS N BOOTS!!!!
Delete'Too much time on my hands' was one of Rush's best songs. From the album 'Grand Illusion".
ReplyDeleteUmm i do believe it was a STYX song
Deletebetter check d a FACTS FIRST
Ouch, definitely not Rush. Styx, but from the album Paradise Theater.
DeleteNo, it was Rush...
DeleteI love it when Geddy sings 'Mr. Roboto'
ReplyDeleteGeddy was actually good in his other band Supertramp
DeleteNo, Geddy Lee was in Van Halen.
DeleteDumbass!
Aww Shit! How did he get a movie before me?
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I won one rush album at a stand in seaside years ago..It had bastille day on it..Never listened to the entire album..The singers voice was like nails on a chalk board..I liked styx until they found "their sound" Pieces of 8 was very good
ReplyDeleteTommy Shaw from Styx replaced fucking Randy Rhoades when he was killed....greatest live Ozzy album ever...dont knock anyone in styx but Dennis the fag
DeleteYou're an idiot, "Musicdouche".
DeleteGetty Lee replaced Randy Rhoads.
Fucking glory-hole trolling, semen gargling, worse music historian ever Golden Dildo who pops in a jar and kittens breath smells like catfood homohostilian.
Fucking told you.
Brad Gillis filled in for the late great Randy Rhoads. (Night Ranger)
DeleteJust a few copyrights broken.
ReplyDeleteFrom all of us here up in Ontario, Canada we wish all the the Team Tazer Team a very Merry Christmas & safe and Happy New Year..!!
ReplyDeleteCHEERS..!!
Nice try Merchant.
DeleteIf only you would film yourself eating a bullet...
I sense some hostility.
DeleteI sense some gayness.
Delete^^^^
DeleteFirst man in medical histroy do be diagnosed with inside-out-penis.
Back In Black is a good Rush song.
ReplyDeleteWas that when Dee Schnider sang for them?
DeleteNo you are thinking of the time Tommy Lee sang and substituted the percussion with an upright bass. Rush rules!
DeleteDiane Sawyer is a awesome Rush song!
DeleteYou guys are a pisser
DeleteThe best Rush song is "Red Brushetta". You know, the song about the girl who starts her period at the Italian restaurant and is out of tampons so she uses the complimentary Burschetta. Sticks it right up the ole Vag. Great storytellers!
DeleteCome on, lea' me alone, guys, I'm jus' settin' here tryin' ta prove a negative!
ReplyDeleteC'mon guys, lea' me alone, lea' me alone!
Waaaaaaaaaa!
negatives don't need to be proven. They are correct until proven otherwise.
Deleteluv it especially the end when the bigfooters are eating swarmahaws . lol.
ReplyDeleteAwesome Phi & Happy Birthday Santa Claus!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMy kittens breath smells like catfood.
ReplyDeleteThen you should proabably stop smelling your kitten's breath.
DeleteThen you should probably stop feedin the kitten out of your mouth or get him kitten food
DeleteTried both harry. And "hes" a "she".
DeleteSTILL smells like catfood...
listen stop makin out with the cat before i call the aspca
DeleteBrad Gillis, who later founded nightranger,played for Ozzy until Jake E. Lee came around! Score one for the old farts, Britches!! Wait? What? Bitches..? Well, thats just studid.
ReplyDeleteMy wife just informed me I spelled a couple of words wrong there.sorry! She has her Momma's brain and her
ReplyDeletedaddy's face. Fuck here she comes!!
Pretty fucking funny.
DeleteAn old fart, too...
There arn't a lot of us left but on the bright side we have have 82% of the wealth! I'm blowing my share on a badass casket liner
DeleteI'm pissing away our kids inheritance on Harleys and alcohol. But the liner sounds interesting!
DeleteSounds like a noble cause to me.I love alcohol.Really.I do.I swear.
DeleteMy wife just informed me that I misspelled a couple of words. Sorry! she has her Mom's brain and her Dad's face. Fuck,here she comes!!
ReplyDeleteThat double posting is so not my fault!I swear to GOD!!!
ReplyDeleteAll kidding aside my wife,who has ZERO interest in this subject asked me if anyone has ever been caught in the act of faking footprints?On video? Or trail cam? I don't know the answer,but those fucking footprints came from somewhere!Fuck, Here she comes again!
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