A Bigfoot Crossing Mountain Stream [Phil Breakdown]
Phil has a few issues with this purported Bigfoot video filmed in the San Juan mountains. One major question is why did the filmer stop filming? Watch below:
Bigfoot injured by a forest fire was taken away and hidden by the authorities, not even Robert Lindsay can top this story
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
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ReplyDeleteTheres two if them! Ones on the hill!!
DeletePolice warn of social media hoaxes...
DeleteSocial media warns of police hoaxes. . . .
DeleteI would like to see a video of Phil breaking down : )
DeleteVeeeeery interesting but, ridiculous.
DeleteWanna know why he stopped filming? Cause its a hoax. Bigfoot is absolute bullshit.
ReplyDeleteSuprised he wasn't in that Guardians movie.
How is that old can't-prove-a-negative thing working out for you, Parnassus? You seem frustrated.
DeleteIt's working just fine for me, thanks for asking. Just one more addition to the thousands of Bigfoot hoaxes out there. Typical man in a costume trick.
DeleteYES, again, this is a man in a suit! BUT just you waaaaaait...Dr. Melba Ketchum's BF DNA study is just a few days away from being released!! And is going to BLOW YOUR MIND! That is, if you believe in science? All of a sudden, folks like Shawn here at the BE, and the good fellas of the TBRC, and Mitch Waite are going to be the ones standing tall at the end of the day!
DeleteLikely a hoax. Why do people lie like this?
DeleteOh! There he goes!!
ReplyDeleteYou'll shoot your eye out kid.
ReplyDeleteRed Ryder.....
DeleteRange model
DeleteI think the vid is pretty solid. We need more people out in the field getting video evidence of these creatures. I think it would be especially helpful if someone was able to get footage of a Sasquatch using its mental powers, maybe moving a log just by looking at it or something.
ReplyDeleteThere are enough encounters and sightings of Sasquatch that mainstream science should be investigating this phenomenon. Thankfully we have researchers like Dr. Meldrum, Dr. Ketchum, and Dr. Sykes willin to put their reputations on the line to investigate. I think part of the problem is scientists can be so closed minded. The existence of Sasquatch, and proof of its more unusual mind powers, documented by researchers like Dr. Ketchum in her paper, would turn the scientific world upside down. It's disgraceful, but I think a lot of scientists would just rather ignore the proof of Sasquatch because it protects their current world view. Just my two cents, anyway.
Agreed . This video is awesome and all but 3 scientists are pussys...
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DeleteI would have loved to have walked up on this fakery while he was filming and shot that guy in the suit with my 30-.06 oh! so cool!!
ReplyDeleteWell you better do it pretty soon as serious gun control legislation is being introduced in congress right now by Diane Fienstien
DeleteYes, thats very worrying. We will have to hide our guns soon.
DeleteI'm going to go to my local gun store and add to my collection immediately. It seems they might be a bit more serious this time. It's a shame mentally ill people are ruining it for all of us sane respectful gun owners. How about we discuss mental illness and the process to gain ownership of the gun, not guns. Of course it is the person that makes the decision to pull the trigger, the gun is inanimate.
DeleteHydrogen bombs are inanimate objects also, so, according to your logic, we should all have the right to own a hydrogen bomb. After all, people kill people, hydrogen bombs don't kill people.
DeleteAmericans can blow the shit out of anyone of any age in any country except this one and its all OK. Go team!
DeleteYep and if you don't like it take another drink of your koolaid and wonder why you cannot do the things common place anywhere else
DeleteYep, these jack wads are asking for it! I predict that somebody's gonna get shot in the head doing these fake bigfoot films. One guy already got hit and kilt by an car trying to fake a squatch.
ReplyDeleteBobo
Get back to your cage!!
DeleteMatt Moneymaker
Awwww..jeeze ..
DeleteUmbrella In Student's School Bag Mistaken For Rifle Leads To Lockdown... (see drudge report) this is just getting silly!! They have skools locked down all over my county. I told my kid I'm a gonna home skool him...he started laughing ..wise ass.
ReplyDeleteWe had a guy arrested in Sedro Wooley saying if his gun rights were taken away he was going to attack surrounding schools. He was tracked down and arrested.
DeleteStudy: Watching Porn Tied To Short-Term Memory Loss...
ReplyDeleteWhat did you say?
DeleteI can't remember.
Anybody know where I put my hand lotion?
DeleteHello. I am a member of the SQUATCH WATCH in weymouth, ma. I have experienced an encounter with many squaches/bigfoots. Many people think me & my crew are a fake, guess what i say to those people? your dead wrong!!!!!! my life revolves around squaches. My encounter was very deadly. He broke my left cheek bone & almost ripped my entire face off. every since i have been erging to make amends with the rare mammal so i created the SQUACH WATCH.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck did you do tease him with the jack links beef jerky. Did you not see the commercial they beat your ass if you tease them.
DeleteI love it when he comes back with the snake a chucks it through the camper def fav cOmmercial
DeleteI like the one where they play monkey in the middle with it
DeleteThe quizzical stream walker is always aware of other living things in his environment and is responsive to the secrets they may offer.
ReplyDeleteThe video was centered on the dark figure, before it appeared, and was not centered on the actual stream that he claimed to be videotaping. What could the dark figure accomplish at it's second stream side location that it couldn't accomplish at it's first streamside location? Well, he can be better photographed from that second position.
ReplyDeleteThe dark figure moves exactly like a human. Bigfoot do not move exactly like a human. Particularly the arm swing. This dark figure swings it's arms as if it was a human.
Once the dark figure reached it's final location, it picks up it's head to look at the camera instead of focusing on some task streamside, exactly as a human would do who knew there was a camera downstream taking pictures of him. From that point onward, the dark figure most likely thought someone yelled "CUT", so he stopped attempting to act like a Bigfoot. Which is why there is no more video.
Ohhhh! There he goes!
ReplyDeletePhil SUCKS! Can he find some older shit to "break down."
ReplyDeleteAnd by the way, way to point out the most OBVIOUS observations in these lame breakdowns Phil.
re:post I would like to see a video of Phil breaking down : )
DeleteHoaxing should be a felony!
ReplyDeleteNo such thing.
ReplyDeleteTimmy the Tooner, proud president of Team Tinfoil.
The guy with the fear of jref^
DeleteVid total BS. No correct leg angle, arms too short.
ReplyDeleteYea lots of 7ft guys hiking through freezing water not worring about getting his monkey suit wet.
DeleteHow do we know it was 7ft tall. Looks just a like a guy in a suit. Nothing more, nothing less.
DeleteMMG
THERES NOWHERE FOR THE OWL TO BE
ReplyDeleteI've got footage of Timmy crossing a mountain stream.
ReplyDeleteHe's wearing a fluorescent pink onesie and is carrying a basket of daisies.
As he crosses, he reaches into the basket and scatters the daisies in the most delicate manner.
The video has audio too. As he sprinkles the flowers into the water he sings, "There's no such thing, no such thing, no such thing as bigfoot!"
In this video Timmy is wearing a tinfoil cap, atop of which sits an enormous aluminum sombrero. As you can imagine, the glint of metal in the alpine sunshine contrasts in the most striking fashion with the pink of his onesie.
As Timmy, so attired, sings "There's no such thing . . . " while prancing through the stream, a colossal hairy humanoid figure watches from the woodline. The expression on the humanoid's face goes from shock, to curiousity, to outright pity.
Where is Timmy? We need the view of a critical skeptic to debunk all this bullshit. We need you back Timmy.
DeleteThere really is a boogieman.
ReplyDeleteI guess Phil doesn't believe there is Bigfoot. Not every video he breaks down can be a hoax. Nobody is asking him to discredit all these videos. It may get to the point nobody will post a video anymore due to Phil and negative retards like him.
ReplyDeleteIf no one sends in videos because Phil I would laugh my ass off because fill just like you and I is just a guy on this site no one important so if they do phil should audition for finding bf because he hit the big time
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