Phil's Breakdown of Mono Lake Sasquatch
Check out this quick breakdown of the Mono Lake Sasquatch video we posted yesterday. "Enhanced, stabilized, zoomed, slowed and looped. I make no opinion about its authenticity," says Phil.
Below is the BFRO report from 2008:
On May 18, 1991, while on vacation in the Mammoth Lakes area in Northern California, my family took a short day hike to Mono Lake to do some sightseeing. It was overcast and very cold with a strong wind blowing. There was still snow on the surrounding peaks. Mono Lake is at the base of the Sierra Nevada mountains.
I do not recall the location at which we parked the car to begin our hike, but I do remember that ours was the only car in the parking area and that the spot was quite desolate. It was a cold Saturday morning and the area was deserted. At 9:17AM I began shooting VHS video footage of our trek, and after a short period of time we finally decided to leave because of the wind and cold. We went back to our hotel in June Lake, enjoyed the rest of the weekend and went home. The trip was quite uneventful (or so we assumed).
The tape went into our family home video collection and for 17 years, from 1991 to 2008, it has been watched countless times by family and friends. So much so that my kids have the dialog on much of the tape collection memorized. On April 19, 2008 my daughter (6 years old in the video and now 22) was watching the tape in the downstairs family room when she suddenly screamed out and began yelling for me to come downstairs. I thought something bad had happened and after racing down the staircase, found my daughter and my ex sitting in front of the television telling me to watch a segment from the tape. What I saw when we played it back made the hair stand up on the back of my neck. And it was something none of us had ever noticed in almost 17 years of watching this tape,
In the final few seconds of the Mono Lake segment just before I turned the camera off I caught something very large and black moving between two rock formations a short distance from where we had been hiking. It was completely black with no differentiation in color or texture and walked upright like a human but with a gate more like a primate. At first I thought it was a bear, but after going over the video many times and finally digitizing and sharpening it I am now unsure what to think. From examination of the footage of my family whose distance from the camera was comparable to that of the creature it is easy to see the distinct details and variation in clothing, hair, face and hands. In contrast, the creature caught on tape exhibits none of those distinctions.The shape of the body does not resemble a human. The head is too large and the arms are too long. And although it does resemble a bear at one particular angle in the clip, the stance and gate don't add up. It is an intriguing mystery.
That we were able to go for 17 years without noticing this event on the tape seems unbelievable, but in retrospect it actually makes some sense. The segment lasts for only a couple of seconds and the focus is on the lake and mountains which is what I must have been filming at the time. I didn't see it when I shot the tape and it has since gone unnoticed because one must really be looking for it to see it.
I am not a person who is prone to believing in conspiracy theories, alien abductions and bizarre events such as a purported Bigfoot sighting. I've seen various footage and photographs of Bigfoot/Sasquatch sightings over the years and have always been extremely skeptical of their authenticity. As an engineer who now teaches high school physics, I am highly educated and very level headed. If I see something I don't understand my natural reaction is to analyze it rationally using the scientific method. I do not jump to conclusions based on faulty hypotheses. So in this case, I will suspend judgment pursuant to further investigation. But having shown this video to family and friends whose opinions I trust, the overall reaction seems to be a unanimous "Bigfoot!!" Wishful thinking? Maybe. Maybe not. Either way it is very intriguing and definitely warrants further investigation.
Your opinion and assistance in this matter would be appreciated.
Phil seriously sucks at breakdowns. He should stick to insulting people on the extinct podcast and over youtube.
ReplyDeleteyeah, I have to agree. His breakdowns are not very good. If fact, not really sure why why he even does them. He rarely seems interested. His attitude is like it's a homework assignment that he puts in the minimal effort possible. Stick to insults and do what you love Phillywilly
DeleteWell, it's lumbering, blobbish, and it seems like its right arm is longer than its left. I do believe we have a genuine Sasquatch here.
ReplyDeleteActually, I've been wondering whatever happened to Grimace since he lost his job at McDonalds. Looks like he went feral, and started wandering around Mono Lake. Clearly this is Grimace, not sasquatch. He probably smelled the french fries on the kids' breath and was drawn out of hiding.
DeleteYou may very well be on to something, however, I had assumed he was dead from eating all the pink slime in McDonalds burgers.
DeleteBREAK IT DOWN!
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DeleteOh you didn't know? THERE HE GO!
DeleteMy first encounter with Bigfoot started out great. He was very caring and gentle, up until he pulled my pants down...my priest made me call him Bigfoot.
ReplyDeleteLong coat, short sleeves, black hood.It's the undertaker.
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DeleteUnless bigfoot wears a coat and gloves this isn't a bigfoot. It was actually clearer when this was on TV.
ReplyDeletePhil needs to get a life .
ReplyDeleteYeah bigfoot hangs around car parks and picnic sites. Thats what i would do if i was avoiding humans. All that wilderness would be too easy.
ReplyDeleteThey avoid overall, but are also curious. And they aren't perfect - sometimes humans do get closer than the bigfoot would like so it has to get away fast. That's pretty obvious, basic stuff if you have followed bigfoot sightings for any decent length of time.
DeleteOr bigfoot doesn't exist. Which is even more obvious and basic if you have had a brain for any decent length of time.
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DeleteThis could be authentic as left arm seems to be right length and could be hair as opposed to hoodie, but just to out of focus. This area does have a history of bigfoot encounters though. I wonder why Monsterquest never tried enhancements on this?
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This is like the desire to have Bigfoot as a Voucher species. But likely not if body or tissue isn't provided.
Maybe I'm missing some frames, but it seems to magically appear and disappear, which would be really cool if we were hunting a genie.
ReplyDeleteIt's walking behind the rocks.
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DeleteBigfoot bait = bloody tampons.
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Deleteprokill = useless
DeleteSo we've established that Prokill is actually more useless than a bloody tampon, since bloody tampons can at least be used for BF bait?
DeleteIMO either big ass sumo wrestler in Full BF coverage tearing ass around MOMO screwing with random strangers,,but only for three seconds at a time,,,or BF. pretty simple. WTG dude.
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