New Analysis Video Suggest Provo Canyon Bigfoot Is Not a Turkey
This "Chromanalysis" of the Provo Canyon Bigfoot footage proves once and for all that the creature is neither a turkey or a bear. It's one of the best enhancement of a footage we've ever seen. Take a good look at these videos folks. This footage could be the real deal:
You're welcome Shawn ;)
ReplyDeleteYou are the best!
DeleteHa Ha! Just lucky to have seen it pop up in YouTube!
DeleteGet a room you two.
DeletePointed head, long arms, hairy, bipedal, elongated gait, smells funny, growls..... Confirms on all points numbnutz, the real deal folks. I say so. No doubt. Absolutely. Positive. Totally conclusive. Without a doubt. Without question. Plain as day.
ReplyDeleteThese hoaxes give the PGF more credibility.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely short and stupid fake this one unlike PGF.
DeleteThis analysis shows a very last minute transfers of momentum that is suspicious. Look at the "creatures" left shoulder how it heaves during the last phase of standing, almost the same motion you would have if you were wearing a big, wool, long suit coat - and you wanted the shoulders to flop in place. Could this be a big padded suit? We have no context about how popular this place is, in terms of ROI for a hoaxer to hoax campers.
DeleteThat is the only thing that makes me say this is not bigfoot. It's like when you get up from a chair with a big coat on, you tend to heave it up (but usually grabbing part of the coat). One thought, is that bigfoot heaves his fur and muscle mass up in the same way when standing.
DeleteWhy does the video cut off when it stands? There's never explanation of why people stop filming when they do.
ReplyDeleteThey were scared and ran away dipshit.
DeleteOn the full video it doesn't, we see the people run away.
DeleteActually no this could still be a hoax and something tells me it is, especially the brief second as the figure starts walking is very much like a guy and that's also where the video stops - of course - because movement always give the footage away as either real or fake. Patty's real so's Marble Mountain but this is probably not, had we seen more it might have convinced me either way but now no. We're wasting time again on clips not really showing anything like this classic fake brief and obscured approach.
ReplyDeleteIt is certainly frustrating. But at least we know it is not a turkey, ha ha!
DeleteNot a BF, all we get is a silhouette which looks all wrong, no square wide shoulders, it looks a guy in a suit, thanks to nice work on the video analysis!
DeleteMarble Mountain is as fake as it gets. It was total crap.
DeleteThis video shows the "creature" almost appears to "inflate" when it stands. The shoulders at one point seem to pop up and out into place - weird.
DeleteNope tyler, best visual bigfoot proof since pgf so stuff your ignorance.
Deleteit's a hunter,(it was filmed during hunting season) green jacket with hood, when he stands up, he turns his head to the right and you can see the brim of his hat,look at when he stands up, he shrugs his shoulders forward to fix his jacket.
ReplyDeletedoesnt act alarmed to people filming because they thought it was another hunters.
he thought it was another hunters.
DeleteI don't see a gun?
DeleteIf its a hunter, what's he hunting with?
Plus if it was a hunter don't you think he would have heard these kids coming up from behind him and maybe said something to them? Either way its not a hunter and its definitely not a turkey.
DeleteI cant see that, and a hunter would say "hey don't shoot, im a person"
DeleteHe may have had the gun leaning on a tree
Deleteand did not pick it up yet.
Many times hunters will let other hunters walk by with out talking to them. I have did it many times. especially if you were there a while and some people walked up on you, your pissed, and really don't want to talk to them, you just get out of there. because the hunts over. not guaranteed but,I'd bet it's a guy.
Wromg.wrong.worng people.do.your.reasearch before.you post to.avoid sounding.stupid.it was not.a hunter it.was 3 teenage boys they.started filming.it.thinking it was a bear once.it.stood up they hauled.ass running thats why it.was so.short these new versions they are showing.do.not show all the footage of it.. i.thought it.was real at first but this version puts the nail.in the casket..
ReplyDeleteAnd shawn please dont tell me you actually entertained the whole turkey theory... anyone who.thought this.was a turkey even.from.the.original.footage needs an eye.exam for real
They need their heads examined as well.
DeleteNutbags!!!!
Was the turkey thing serious? There are no wild turkeys living in utah. It is a completely accurate statement to say there are as many or more sasquatches living in Utah as wild turkeys.
DeleteDefiantly not a turkey, but they do have a statewide turkey hunt. So there is turkeys in Utah. Kinda hard to have a statewide turkey hunt when they don't exist.
DeleteWhere's Turkeyfucker at now? Huh?
ReplyDeleteProkill = Prolapse
DeleteHis dad double fisted his taterhole growing up. He's a redneck hillbilly degenerate and his mother sucks the devils filthy pig cock in hell.
Having sex with a turkey!
DeleteActually he was demoted to a chicken fucker. :o
DeleteYeah, where's that jive turkey son of a bitch?
DeleteAnon 4:10, can you at least come up with some new material?
DeleteThat double fisting and devil cock sucking thing is getting old.
Be original. Or are you too fucking stupid to be creative?
Yeah Anon 4:10, Prokill getting double fisted is old hat to him. He doesn't have a taterhole, he has a pumpkinhole. Shit, he can take two bowling balls, ungreased. So get some new material or else.
DeleteYeah, I'm sure his prolapse has prolapsed by now. He's now moved on to masturbating to Tranny porn. Dude has big issues and an even more ginormous taterhole.
DeleteThat would be pumpkinhole, mmkay?
DeleteWhat's wrong with its right arm?
ReplyDeleteIt's not a bear and it's not a turkey. It's one of those men in black we keep hearing about !
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ReplyDeleteI believe in Bigfoot but I cannot believe this is anything more than a typical American Black Bear.
ReplyDeleteHe/she is hunched a bit when standing giving the impression of having shoulders and the angle gives the fore-leg apparent length.
The head is flat like a bear and the nose is tan. If you slow the video you can see it's nose going into place. that's not foliage in front of the nose. It's right ear is that of a bear and not of any purported Bigfoot.
Check a still pic on this. There is no separation of legs like a biped would have when standing. Stand up yourself and you'll see what I mean.
The size can be as much as seven feet on a large bear. They grow a bit bigger but not much. Seeing it uphill gives the illusion that it is taller than it actually is anyhow.
The illusion of fingers is a bear's wide paw with claws. Check some images online you'll see what I mean.
The motion made when turning and standing to investigate the hikers is a typical bear motion. Black bears will stand for several minutes when they're curious.
The hikers may not have known it was a bear but that is pretty hard to mistake.
I search for Bigfoot and know bears. www.bigfoottracks.us. I'm not plugging my site because i'm on a break of undetermined length. I put it here to show I do search for Bigfoot and I do know what I am talking about. I've seen many bears in the woods and bears are the most common omnivore around Provo Canyon. Check with the local Forest Service and they will tell you the same.
I would have loved for this to be true but can say this is a bear without question.
seriously? you missed the cupped palms? suit or BF but not bear
DeleteA BEAR? Seriously? Looks just like a person with a bulky sweatshirt one.
Deleteits a suit, u can see the crouch is too low and baggy, the way it moves is to human like, you can tell when it isnt human by the way it moves and this is deffo human,!
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ReplyDeleteOh come on, it's a bear in a suit.
Whatever it is it's turning away from the camara.
ReplyDeleteNo, it turned toward the camera. Which is easy to see. The filmer said it definitely turned toward him, and he could see the face. That left arm doesn't look like any image a bear could produce. If it made a low rumble, being that big, whatever it is, you'd run too, unless you had a very big gun and were very good with it.
Deleteto me this looks exactly like a guy taking a shit,you can even see him pulling his trousers back up
ReplyDeleteI think I see him wiping!
DeleteCan't a guy enjoy a meal in peace?
DeleteYou can smell it too.
DeleteSaw this last night on Bfro Blue Forums discussion and it was done by one of the members who does a lot of enhancement techniques. It does not appear to me to be pulling up anything instead shrugging the shoulders. One member commented this is a common trait of primates. If it was a hunter why no gun,camo, or orange? I have seen or heard nothing yet that discredits this from possibly being a Sasquatch, but of course a hoax is also realistic.
ReplyDeleteChuck
pause the bottom video at 10secs and it looks like the trousers are a different colour than the jacket....
ReplyDeleteIt reminds me of Patty in the last part of in the distance.
ReplyDeleteMaybe someone can do a side by side compare of this and that part of PGF.
If its a hunter, why all dark camo that part of fall?
Stick out like sore thumb
Dave
Does bigfoot not take a dump once in a while? And not wipe which accounts for the smell
ReplyDeleteAround 00:26 in this video does anyone else see something white flicker up towards its ass?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhZq5WkIfZQ&feature=channel&list=UL
It has "Cupped Hands" but "Short Arms", Meaning a Human in a Costume.
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ReplyDeleteI want that suit found, Im calling Phil Morris right now.
Ha!
DeleteYeah you know what, I bet this is him.
DeleteLook, what needs to be done is the dudes need to take lie detector test and realy give good interviews to make it certain they aren't yanking our wonkers. We need to know more about the campers. Where are they from, who are they? Are they members of the Mormon church? Are they just visiting the area from somewhere else?
ReplyDeleteIts boiled down to the claims of the campers not the film.
If someone with $$$ steps up to the plate and offers the campers a large amont of cash if they come clean and tell the absolute truth with the money being forfeited if its found out they lied..that should do it. In other words If they say they faked it, they get the money (as long as they show how they faked it) or they get the money if they go through a battery test done by professionals to see if they are being less than honest. All of the witnesses can't fool a professional (unless it was staged by only one or some to fool one etc..) it comes done to the witnesses in all regards.Thats the ticket.
Mr. Pooper
I'm here to have my wonker yanked.
Deleteor not
ReplyDeleteWhat we need...is one in a box.
ReplyDeletego tell that to Jack.
Deletecleary you can tell he was taking a dump , when he was interuppted.lol!
ReplyDeleteWatch carefully as it stands u can.see.how.big he is not to.mention.even though it stands it is still.hunched over it.doesnt even stand up completely that big guy is atlwast 7' tall if it stood.up.all.the way
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to call the punctuation police.
DeleteOh sorry!
Someone. needs. to. call. the. punctuation. police.
I am going back to my first thoughts on this, probably human. The enhancements definitely make it look more human. But sonething just doesn't look right. On the bottom video after the first one plays and the second clips pops up, that second clip has zoomed in frame by frame. There are frames where you can see a turkey fan. The little indents between the feathers and even the lines of each feather. But then in a couple more frames it is gone and blurry. Then it looks human and it stands up.
ReplyDeleteVery odd to me. It's like all the enhancements are added to. Watch the first clip then one of the latest enhanced ones. It just doesn't quite match up right. At least in the clips I compared. No matter what, it is still yet another nepoa video.
This footage seems fake!
ReplyDeleteIMO it looks like a guy, who have some kind of jacket/suit on, which is inflateble. When he stands up, it fills up with air. That explains why the "creature" in secounds gets much bigger.
If those pussies filmed for 5 more seconds instead of running away like 8-year old girls from a beehive, we wouldn't have to go through all of this.
ReplyDeleteMormons aren't alowed to watch "R" rated films.
DeleteYes they lead a very innocent lifestyle with their four 13-year old wives
DeleteHe may have had the gun leaning on a tree
ReplyDeleteand did not pick it up yet.
Many times hunters will let other hunters walk by with out talking to them. I have did it many times. especially if you were there a while and some people walked up on you, your pissed, and really don't want to talk to them, you just get out of there. because the hunts over.
I did look up orange requirements and you do need it in utah Hat and vest. but many times guys take it off when they get in the woods to conceal themselves(I did it many times) then put it on when they walk out. It seem that the guy would be putting himself in a bad situation
by not letting himself known, but there are some
boneheads that do that all the time.
Hmm, not enough still but this enhancment is great.
ReplyDelete85% Bigfoot
10% human/hoax
3% Bear
2% big fu***ng Turkey
"85% Bigfoot"
DeleteObvious troll is being obvious.
A TURKEY?!!! Come on. Don't you knOw a cow when u c it
ReplyDeleteThey caught a dude taking a dump and he gets up and walks up the hill. Probably embarrassed him so he just gets up and walks away. You can see the hoodie on back of the sweatshirt in the video capture on the top of this blog entry.
ReplyDeleteHis hands are even in by his waist as he comes up like he's pulling his pants up.
Deleteit's clearly a man who pulls on his coat after relieving him self in the bushes.
ReplyDeleteYeah. Most likely some guy taking a dump...
ReplyDeleteIts the guy that posts here all the time taking a shit...I can see the jar in frame 42
ReplyDeleteSucks the guy didn't even get a chance to wipe, itchy taterhole.
ReplyDeleteHe got ring sting on his stink ring.
DeleteWhy do these discussions atart out debating whether it's a hoax or not and then goes to the anal sex references and some other pretty awful things being said. Why don't you find porn films to watch and then give your critique of them....at least what you're saying somehow make sense. You're callig people stupid rednecks and yet, you seem pretty classless and ignorant. So you know how to talk like a gutter snipe (not that they exist either!) but nothing you post is intelligent so hold the remsrks about "stupid" people. If you don't believe in bigfoot stay off these forums!
ReplyDeleteIt's the dumber than shit trolls dirtying up the place, it's the new order of ridicule hoping people will tire of the subject if they taint it enough.
DeleteProkill = Prolapse
DeleteLighten up Francis. I believe in Bigfoot but this is just some fat dude taking a shit.
DeleteIs Turkey an anal sex reference?
DeleteSo fake.......
ReplyDeleteThe behavior of the camera man is also suspect.he runs too quick. If he was so scared i think he would have momentarily froze. Thats what our instincts would have us do. Fake.
ReplyDeleteI believe it was a bigfoot waiting to grab one of them Mormon boys if one happenned to go off alone. If anyone here has read the books Missing 411 west/east you know what I'm taliking about. These creatures are "smart and fast" they will grab you., break your neck and carry you away at a good clip.
ReplyDeleteOnce they get a good distance away, the will take some of your cloths off and put the articles at a location to throw the searchers off and do a piss to scare the tracking dogs (the dogs smell the bigfoot piss and think "no fucking way man!! I am done here!") Then the bigfoot takes you somewhere that is safe and eats you.
Hey guys, I haven't run this through photoshop to do arm length to height ratio yet, but just doing some initial markings, it looks like the arm ratio is right around 50%. That's not definitive, but it doesn't bode well. I was wanting it to be real, but now that I look at it, its falling apart, not getting better... and I think that's one of the hallmarks of true Squatch footage (truth in general) is that it just keeps coming together more and more or falling apart more and more.
ReplyDeleteI don't see this kind of behavior anywhere in the previously established Squatch behavior pattern. There's NO way it didn't know that a group of four/five talking adults were a few dozen feet away. The level of foilage/covering is very very convenient. None of that proves its a hoax, but it does invalidate it for me as evidence.