Mexican Heironimus Claims He Was The Provo Canyon "Bigfoot"
And here you have it ladies and gentlemen-- The first person to claim he's the "Bigfoot" in the Provo Canyon video that went viral last weekend. According SultanaB87, the young people did not see a Bigfoot. It was him, he claims. "Just a Mexican doing his thing," he says. "I was out scouting and just reconing for the hunt. i was in my dark brown full Northface sweeter and pants. maby if they didn't run so fast they would have heard me say (Wuts Going On)."
Interesting.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Justin smeja was on the money calling it a hoax....
ReplyDeleteBS! I would like to see him recreate it.
ReplyDeleteAll he needs to do is take us back to the exact spot and show us how he got there. A simple task for a person who claims to have been the Bigfoot.
DeleteYup so would I.Good to see ya Beer man.
Delete1st- what a tool!
Delete2nd - I've seen a mexican bigfoot on "butchykids" channel, and it was wearing a sumbraro!
3rd - what a tool!
4th - I didn't know fleece pjs with matching gloves was the new "scouting" and "recon" gear.
5th - tool
6th - nice to see u too GnR! (Playing air guitar)
haha butchykids mexican bifgoot haha
DeleteBeer man! What's up dude! Funny stuff!
DeleteOh LOL, LOL, LOL.
ReplyDeleteJose Heironimus.
ReplyDeletewow now we have illegal bigfoots.what has this world come too.
ReplyDeleteThe THING did not turn around, it only got up and moved AWAY from the filmers.
ReplyDeleteHad HE turned around there would have been some facial skin visible. PLUS he says
the PROVO area. He would have said the PROVO CANYON area around Deer Creek. He would have know the more specific area, and he doesnt mention it.
So I call BIG RED FLAG on this MEXICAN just doing HIS THANG. Plus his hair is like an Afro and the hair on the head looks smother. Even though he had a HOODIE on, still We would have seen SOMETHING human like.
Do you have an average job an average white suburbanite slob that likes football and porno and books about war with an average house with a nice hardwood floor?
DeleteCan't even spell "average".
Deletetotally unbelievable...
ReplyDeleteIf an alleged "witness" told a story as naturally as this kid did they would be featured in an episode of FB or some other cryptid show.
Deleteprecisley
DeleteEEETSA Bandito Beegfoot homes.
ReplyDeleteThe nerve of this guy. You don't see any Mormons going to Mexico and pretending to be a Chupacabra.
ReplyDeletelol...prove it.
DeleteNo burritos, no stolen goods, out in the woods= not a mexican.
ReplyDeleteRacist much?
DeleteEveryone wants there two seconds of fame, and i bet the news and skeptics just accept this as proof. They wont investigate the claims,just accept it as confirmation of mistaken identity.
ReplyDeleteOf course they will they did with Bob H.
DeleteI guess the kid's just tired of being a Mexican't.
DeleteDo you know what a Mexican calls a shovel?
DeleteA backhoe!!!!
I checked the footage again and i did not see a lawn mower... This is not footage of a mexican doing his thing its a squatch!
ReplyDeleteI WAS WONDERING HOW LONG IT WOULD BE BEFORE RACIAL REMARKS WOULD COME INTO THIS BLOG....NOT LONG!
ReplyDeleteIt horrible ,horrible. I'm going to call SPLC and have this designated as a hate site.
Deletecant we all just be friends
DeleteHow many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Delete12.
One to screw it in,
one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,
one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like",
one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
one to blame men for not changing the bulb,
one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,
one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,
one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men,
and one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
Hey Cyndie, fuck you Libtard!
Deletemarsha, marsha, marsha
^LMAO, GO AWAY CINDY! MAKE US MEN SOME SAMICHES!
DeleteYou horrible men, trying to bring me down with your hateful words. It won't work, I am a strong modern woman who knows the truth, the Patriarchy has held us down too long. We are fighting back against you evil white men, and the Minorities are with us. Obama 2012! Your hate candidate didn't win.
DeleteHEY! WHY DON"T YOU GO KNIT ME A SWEATER!
DeleteHe is very obviously lying you can tell by his facial expressions as he begins to.say it was him and his story changes as he begins to explain his camo at first it was dark camo then it was black and grey then he says well.it was black. Who hunts in.all black.camo?? He claims.he is a hunter. The kids say they thought it was a bear at first. I don't know.any.hunter who.goes.out in a hunting area in all black.black bandana and black.hoodie unless.your so stupid that you.wanna be mistaken for a bear and get shot... he had a better chance of saying he had a gorilla suit on.and was scaring people if he wanted the attention. Sorry obviously he wants attention.his story makes no sense and.just his facial.expressions show he is.lying and he made the video in.a car on.a parking.lot.of.some.sort which tells.me.he was probobly sitting there waiting.to.make.a.drug deal watching.you.tube saw the video and hey homes watch.me get famous on.you tube real quick
ReplyDeleteYour so stupid i was waiting for that comment. "i can just tell he is lying" all bfers think their the human lie detector. Give it up. Your a joke
DeleteYour.sister didn't think.I.was.a.joke.last night oooohjhhhh....never once.did.I.say.I can tell.he is.lying just like a skeptic.to twist words around quickly. His facial.expressions.give him.away but.not as bad as his.weak.as story please.how.many reatrds go hunting in.all.black with a black.bandana and a hoodie
DeleteMy sister died when she was 6 from leukemia. What's with all the periods in your sentences? Do you have Tourette syndrome or are you just a run of the mill foottard?
DeleteIf your telling.the truth.my apology... do.u.have a learning.disability?? Tourrets.is.random.swearing what.does that have.to.do.with periods which.i.already.explained.if.you.took.a minute.to read
DeleteThis guy is a jive turkey, so maybe it was him.
ReplyDeleteDon't.waste time.watching this.video seriously the more views and attention.he gets the.more satisfied and awarding.his.lies are and all.it.does.is feed.all the other idiots like.Bob h who claim to wear the suit. The creature in.the video.is much much.wider than.any human and was.obviously very tall I.don't know.many tall.Mexicans.. its sick.because its lying retard taterfuckers like Jose over here that fuel.the skeptics
ReplyDeleteVery true, if. it was not.for JOse I would. join a bigfoot group and.. give them all my mon.ey.
DeleteWtf is with all the periods in you posts it takes ten mins to read them
ReplyDeleteI.am on the galaxy note and the period button is.next to the.space button.its rather annoying this thing needs a bigger space key
DeleteFair enough i thought you were william shatner
DeleteDo you have polish sausage fingers or something?
DeleteI.dont.im rather skinny lol the space key is just way too.small im.not the only samsung owner with the same.problem
DeleteAnon @ 6:13 - That was the funniest thing I have read all day. I seriously laughed out loud.
DeleteAre you a fucking retard, type like a damn human being...Wait, are you a bigfoot?
DeleteHe's a non-fucking retard unless you count necrophilia.
DeleteAnon @ 6:13 Made me lol so hard.
DeleteWhere the hell is kolja at i would really like to read fifty or so drunk post about him being a canadian sniper
ReplyDeleteBack on.topic find this video on.youtube this retard actually has other videos of himself.sitting.in.a.chair drinking beer lip singing.to.rap.songs and acting gangster says henis.from.central cali..... also.anyone who realises oh that was me and.is gonna.make a video as proof is going to have the outfit on showing.look this is what u saw aeriously this dude has like 4 other videos of himself acting retarded thia just his way to gwt views very obvious but even.still all the skeptic taterbungholes will.cling.to this as the video being debunked as always
ReplyDeleteLol, sorry man when I read your comments now I just imagine Shatner is writing them. Hahaha.
DeleteMe too Mayor. I just can't stop laughing. Not poking fun at the knower eats squatch chode, but damn, that's hilarious.
DeleteSame here I just read the last few comments to my wife and did that one in Shatner's voice and am having a hard time to stop laughing and so is she.
DeleteI am glad everyone is getting a good laugh at my typing issues.. the problem ia the galaxy note is so.damn big and thespace key is.so.tiny its a pain.to.type i may try.voice to text and see hownthat works
DeleteYou do that and we'll pick you up on Rigel 4.
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DeleteIf there's one thing Provo knows about, its Mexicans.
ReplyDeleteThis guy is a drunk wanna be hoaxer. Don't believe him!
ReplyDeleteFail. Heironimous was the pgf. Its not even up for discussion. Its done. Its over. Move on.
ReplyDeleteReally with this crap again the guy has.told 3 different stories as well.as cannot.produce the suit.or an exact match if he.wore it.then he would have no.problem.dupicating it
DeleteWhy would he have to know where the suit is or how it was made? Ask any actor who wore a gorilla suit in an old movie and they would have the same answers. Dumb footer.
DeleteWow.dumb skeptic atleast know what yiur talking.about bob h suposesly came clean.with philip morris tge man who.claims.to.make.the patty suit so yeaid expect that they could produce an identical suit and have bob wear it and reinact it.in thw same.location. dumb skeptic
Deleteroger modified the suit massively
DeleteFlagged as hoax/scam on youtube.
ReplyDeleteIrrelevant to footers. They still believe the pgf LOL. There is no reasoning with them.
DeleteNope there isn't. No one can reason away a sighting.
Delete^^
DeleteDo you JREF footer homos finally realize your BFF representative Kitakaze is a lying sack of shit ?...and does that make him a bigger hero over on JREF ?
"Everything that walks the earth leaves evidence of its passing in the form of foot impressions and aerial sign. Footprints typically last for months or at least weeks and can last for years under the right conditions. Known to exist animals leave thousands of foot impressions each day. I can take anyone out for a summer’s day to look for whatever verified target species you want to find (deer, bear, cats, yotes, etc) common in NW California. We might see a deer, bear, cat or yote, but probably won’t. I can guarantee we will find dozens if not hundreds of distinct footprints of the target species. Yet you look at any database of bigfoot encounters (BFRO, TBRC, Oregon bigfoot, etc.) the actual visual sightings of the supposedly elusive bigfoot vastly outnumber the footprint reports. Is that more likely the result of bigfoot spending 15 hours a day consciously attempting to hide it’s sign, or because faking footprints requires significantly more effort on the part of the hoaxer than does making up a “I just saw bigfoot story”? If bigfoot is real, the footprint finds should outnumber the visual sightings significantly. That simply is not the case with bigfoot."
ReplyDeleteActually the larger the foot, the faster it fades. And the lighter the step, the faster it fades. Deer, elk, and other sharp footed critters have a narrow hoof that gets pressed in deeper. There is less square inches but more pressure per square inch. With soft footed critters like bears, cats, canines their pads absorb some if the initial pressure and spreads it across the foot.
DeleteWith humans the type of shoes or boots can effect tracks in the same way. Then add in soil conditions. Mud holds tracks for a long time. Gravel is gone pretty fast. Sand leaved vague impressions. The normal tuff in forests is like a sponge. It gets pressed in then slowly pops back up. You can find any number of deer or elk tracks pretty much any where. Any other track unless it is mud or wet dirt, the tracks fade very fast. Especially in timber.
Then lastly you have mistaken identity. A double step bear track, one where the rear paw steps on the front track, is easy to tell in mud. But in other soils, it looks just like vague human track. Unless the claws dig in. Same with human tracks. Unless the soil holds it's shape you are left with a vague outline that gets shrugged off.
This fucking guy is a joke. I can guarantee he wasn't the Provo Canyon Subject.
ReplyDeleteThis dumb Mexican is just looking for attention. He's a lying sack of shit. What's with people making videos in the cars? Just like Fatsano. Why are they filming themselves in their car? And Fatsano does it while driving. That's not exactly safe.
PEOKILL = PROLAPSE!!!!
DeleteWhat or who is PEOKILL?
DeleteDo you just patrol this blog looking for my posts? Just to type in the same shit over and over again?
DeleteYou obviously have no life do you?
If we can't tell from the footage whether it's a guy in black clothes then the video should not have gone viral...thanks Shawn!
ReplyDeletelol thought they were using a phone to record it now a camera
ReplyDeleteBut what about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ReplyDeletetim fasano here, the mexican was the sasquatch in my video, In return for pay he rammed my corn hole
ReplyDeleteNot sure about the Provo footage because of a comment the actual guy who filmed it made about the creature turning and looking at them. No evidence of that in the film, unless its just hard to make out a face. Anyone have a good explanation for this?
ReplyDeleteMexican BohH's biometricw don't begin to match Patty.
ReplyDeleteHow can you beat that arm to scrotum ratio? You can't. The scrotum is clearly more squatchy than BobH'a wrinkled ballbag so case closed.
I'll post more about the above poster's spelling capabilities. Later, when I have more time :)
ReplyDeleteIn the meantime here's a gif I made up concerning Paddy's ass and the number seven.
Stop beating around the proverbial bush, sweaty. You don't get to do that here.
DeleteBigfoot is real cause I had a panic attack in the woods once. I felt uneasy and have absolutely no evidence.
I recognize the gap tooth smile from that video.
ReplyDeleteRumor has it a bear paid a bigfoot 1000 berries to were a mexican suit. I think if mk davis gets ahold of the car video he will see the hair,the teeth and the eye spread. Yep it's a bigfoot.This is the only way the bigfoots could migrate across the border.
ReplyDeleteHOLY FUCK MAN...SO MANY USELESS OPINIONS IN HERE. TOO FUCKING FUNNY!
ReplyDeleteWhy would you go "scouting" during deer season
ReplyDeleteand not take your gun is about the dumbest fuckin'
thing I ever herd of in my 42 years of hunting.
If this is the guy in the video, he is in the top 10
for the brainless moron on the planet category.
Nobody can prove that video WAS a bigfoot, NOBODY can prove this guy's story wrong. This bigfoot thing is getting way boring, really.
ReplyDeleteSierra Kills...nothing....Ketchum....nothing....nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing,....,...nothing.
Have to admit this was a good way for him to promote his youtube page. I had to check it out too. His rap music really sucks though.
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