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Friday, November 23, 2012

How fast is a Bigfoot? This Police Dash Cam Video Gives Us An Idea


In May of 2009, a police officer and city worker were on their way to a function together when the unexpected happens. Phil gives a breakdown to enhance the old footage and give us all a better look. Is this fake or real? You be the judge. According to FB/FB's analysis, this video confirms a Bigfoot with "long arm and speed of 30mph as it crosses 7m in 1.3 seconds and 12 meters in just over 2 seconds."



FB/FB's breakdown:

55 comments:

  1. How fast is a bigfoot? Not fast enough to be first! :)

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  2. Book 'em danno. One count of being a Sasquatch.

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  3. The Legend of bigfoot moves at the speed of stupidity.

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  4. I've always wondered if this wasn't a prank because of the skidmarks on the road. To me, they appear to start at nearly the same place as where the startled Sheriff himself brakes and I can't help but wonder if it's not possible evidence that a hoaxer pulled the same stunt on someone else, causing them to slam on the brakes and and leave those marks.

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    1. Never thought of it like that, but that's interesting...

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    2. Upon closer inspection - there are other skid marks turning left, because that spot has T intersection at the top of the hill. It is normal for people to JAM brakes when someone out of view at top of hill may be waiting for their left turn, or daydreamers may JAM brakes when the realize they need to turn left.

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    3. The skid marks are from the dukes brothers getting out of there after they got a handy jobber from bigfeets

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    4. Someone call the dukes we need a hair sample for the good dr

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    5. maybe from a person that hit a deer.

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    6. from went there was a stain on the road where a deer would have feel and bled after being hit by a car in that lane that immediately stopped after impact. or maybe they hit something else who knows..

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  5. I was carjacked by a sasquatch and Melissa Hovey.

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  6. Way to go! Keep this kind of work coming. This is the kind of stuff I wanna see on here. And have you noticed the idiot remarks have almost stopped?....At first I said have stopped until I read the last remark. But its better....knock on wood! Lol

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    1. Knock on wood? Like a sasquatch, right?
      owoooooooooo!

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    2. I would say I keep my poop in a jar, but I'm not the poop in a jar guy.

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    3. I keep your mama's piss in a jar.

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  7. With your feet in the air and your head on the ground
    Try this trick and spin it, yeah
    Your head will collapse
    But there's nothing in it
    And you'll ask yourself

    Where is my mind

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    1. Way out in the water
      See it swimmin

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    2. The animals were hidin behind the rocks

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    3. great!

      one of my favorites. :.)

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    4. +10 points for Pixies reference

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  8. Real bigfoot or fake? Fake.

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  9. How did they come up with 30MPH?

    23 feet in 1.39 seconds:

    23/1.39*3600/5280 = 11.28MPH?

    At 30MPH he would have crossed 23 feet in just over 1/2 a second

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    1. agreed FB's math is off. for true speed, you'd have to do frame by frame analysis to see if the creature was accelerating so you could calculate instanteous speed (at end frame) vs the average speed across the entire film. for all we know the creature only just began to run.

      if the footage analysis were to show zero acceleration across frames, then we might assume the creature is both at top speed, and had been running prior to reaching the road.

      however can any human can run at 12MPH (2nd set of numbers) in pitch black across a road jumping fence wire, down an embankment, through high grass/bushes, and then into the woods without face planting? if it were a human they'd be face down in the ditch hiding or faceplanted, probably not intending to run in pitch black through obstacles with a suit on.

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    2. What has actual scince got to do with anything, smart guy?

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    3. Anybody that has run from cops knows it's possible.

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    4. U blinded me with science.....

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  10. Strangely, Bigfoot is exactly as fast as a human in a Bigfoot costume.

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  11. I think someone took credit for this and they got in trouble. A couple of college kids (the skid marks WERE from previous cars being startled) and they got in trouble. I will look, but that's what i remember.

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  12. todd standing still has the best footage to date and noone can prove its a hoax

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    1. Yeah and your mom has never given a mouth hug

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    2. 7:11, yes he does and you are correct. The haters will hate and be jealous like Matt Moneymaker.

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    3. ^^ Welcome back Todd, you hoaxing knucklehead.

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    4. You are an idiot. I am not Todd, why assume things like that? It makes you look like an asshat.

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  13. Bigfoot has been clocked at nearing the speed of light, well over 600 mph!

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    1. You mean 671 mmph? Million miles per hour!

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  14. What is BF top speed?

    I've seen coyote chasing a rabbit lightening fast at about 40mph. Whitetail deer 20 yds away from me have gone a football field length in seconds.

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  15. I was disappointed that I was not able to hear more of that riveting conversation between the trooper and his sexy sounding girlfriend. Does anyone have a copy of the tape that begins earlier so I can learn what prompted them to discuss the women of that county being so trigger happy when people entered their property? A photo of the woman would be a bonus, but I am not expecting such good fortune.

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  16. Bigfeets are soooo fast they're hardly ever seen, almost Like they've "never" been seen. Truth.

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  17. It looks small, about human sized or smaller, but that might not mean anything.

    I find the scrolling captions paired with the narration stressful. They never match, and the narrator seems to try to keep up and stumbles over words. It makes for stressful viewing. It stressful waiting for the next word he'll stumble over.

    I would like them to stop the captioning, or calm down and match it with the spoken narration.

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    1. you forgot the burps and coughs he does

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  18. Um...I don't actually see anything here. At all. A slight blur moving across the road is all. No eyeshine, no apparent form, even.

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  19. Its was pretty cool to have my Beagle eat peanut butter out of my ass while I was banging a goat.......whoops wrong blog. Sorry!

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  20. I have seen this video over and over, but until now just shrugged it off. The guys at FBFB are a bit off on their breakdown. 25 miles off actually. The road they think this happened on is not Granite rd. It is Town Church Road. This is the exact address. 2059 Town Creek Church Rd, Dahlonega, GA 30533 http://m.google.com/u/m/wN4Glu

    Click the link and you can go into google maps. Turn on satellite image and you can see the land. Then turn on street view and you can see the guardrail to the side of the white PT Crusier. You can even follow tbe road to the spot where the cop turned around, Frogtown road. There are lots of trees and a river nearby. But while in street view, there are no fences seen along the spot.

    The area where the person came out of is a large shop, probably belonging to the construction company near the spot.

    Some other issues with this. The person did not grab or jump the guardrail, he ran in front of it. The stride length is also off. Four strides to cross 21' is just over 5'. A person running can easily reach that. Think about how many sightings of bigfoot crossing roads report it crossed in one or two steps. So if this was a bigfoot, it was a short and small one.

    There is a puddle of something. Could be blood from a deer or oil spill. The skid marks are probably related to that puddle. I just think this is a hoax. There are no long arms, the stride is too short, the speed is within human capability.

    If the link does not work, type the address into google maps or use the gps coordinates like I did from the video.

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  21. At 2:24 on the original video, look in front of the car just on the edge of where the light from the headlights end, pay close attention around the time the female officer says "Says right there" for the second time in response to the male officers question. something big runs across the road. At first I though it was just the quality of the video as you can see similar movements. But the more I watch it, the more I notice that It runs fully across the road and continues it does not just distort like the rest. What do you all thing. Could just be me seeing things. But logically if what ever they saw needed to be on the other side of the road the shortest distance it would need to run to not be seen is just where the headlights end.

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  22. The teen that did this confessed to the prank on the news actually - he lives basically right across the street from where it took place. Can't find the video at the moment, bu I did see it.

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    DUDE WHERE'S MY CAR?....lol

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