Where To Find Bigfoot Hair Right Now: Greenbrier Valley, West Virginia
Season 4 of Animal Planet's Finding Bigfoot is off to a strong start in their quest to find Bigfoot. While Season 3 hasn’t aired yet and is currently slated for November 11th, the 4th season may finally be packing some tangible evidence. According to Matt Moneymaker's tweet today, the team found "sasquatch hairs".
They have been in Greenbrier Valley, WV all week. Currently, Greenbrier Valley is a hotspot for Bigfoot activity and Moneymaker claims that now is the best time and place to have a collision with a Sasquatch while riding a bicycle. If you believe him, the best time is in the early morning, when it’s dark. Your best chance is near the Greenbrier River Trail. If you’re going to investigate, you better do it now, because this type of encounter only happens in the fall in this area.
About the hairs they recently found-- Moneymaker believes the Bigfoot hairs are authentic. "100% no doubt about it," he says.
Didn't he say this about the Elbe Trackway?
ReplyDeleteCorrect me if I'm wrong.
This is getting absurd.
ReplyDeleteAre you scared?
DeleteBout time they actually found something. So when do we hear about the results, or do we just take his word on it.
ReplyDeleteSoon Beer-Man,Soon.
Delete@12:58--I see what you did there..
DeleteBut that's always funny Jellybean!!!
DeleteAt about the same time I get a refund from the Elsinore Brewery. I found a mouse in my beer eh.
DeleteI also heard that there will be a name change. The new show will be called:
ReplyDeleteNOT Finding Bigfoot
I know lame...But I had to do it. This show is worthless.
That WAS actually fully vincon, but the show is not worthless. Listening to the eyewitness accounts is usually fun and interesting. (to me) You don't find much evidence unless your out there looking, so I'll give them that. I believe they're out there, but all their gizzmos and all the noise makes it seem kind of silly. But, I also salute the spirit of adventure they have. Not to worry the drones are coming. Equipment is getting better, funding is just ramping up. But, so far the SAS's are winning the chess match.
DeleteWhat do they compare it to for verification? Gotta be one of those hundreds of bigfoot dna samples with 100% provenance that are kept in labs all over the place I bet.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if they stayed at that nice resort The Greenbrier Hotel at night kind of like Bear Grylls does.
ReplyDeleteahahahahahaha looney toons
ReplyDeleteHello Timmy.
ReplyDeleteIs your new name Looney Toons? You're also the "BF is BS" guy, and you're also the "evidence not worth a plug nickel" guy, right?
MM hair analysis results will be announced at the same time as the Ketchum Report!
ReplyDeleteConclusion: MM got his peanut butter in Melba's chocolate.
DeleteMoneymaker claims that now is the best time and place to have a collision with a Sasquatch while riding a bicycle. If you believe him, the best time is in the early morning, when it’s dark. Your best chance is near the Greenbrier River Trail. If you’re going to investigate, you better do it now, because this type of encounter only happens in the fall in this area.
ReplyDeleteMoneymaker or Bobo on a mountain bike collision with bigfoot in this situation... Are we ready for "The Greenbrier Valley Kills"????
"now is the best time and place to have a collision with a Sasquatch while riding a Power Chair at Little to No Cost from The Scooter Store"
DeleteFixed it for ya - no bicycle exercise for these guys
Did they find hair in West Vagina?
ReplyDeleteIs that code for Ranae?
WOW!
OOPS,sorry.
DeleteI read it wrong.
West Virginia,silly me.
C*ntington, Breast Vagina.
DeleteThat's where I like to eat!
DeleteHey Look! Behind that tree its...Melba's paper! Uh...never mind, we all know that's never going to happen!
ReplyDeleteGreenbriar and surrounding counties do have quite a few sightings. Plus the counties of Va. bordering them. Figuring maybe 1 in 20 as a rule of thumb for number of people that report versus don't report their sightings, there must be a large part of the rural population in W. Va. that see BF. We're talking people that don't get out of their "holler" much and don't have cell let alone internet connections.
ReplyDeleteYou ignorant Fu*ktard. Let me guess, you're from somewhere real exotic like Southern Maryland, North/South Carolina, Western PA, Southern/South East Ohio, Georgia, Mississippi, Tennessee, Alabama???
DeleteHe mentions Virginia and West Virginia in his post and yet you fail to put them in your list of guesses. Who da F-tard?
DeleteUh yes, yes I did leave them out. I did that because only a fucktard would dog their own home, fucktard. Jesus Christ, you are one seriously dumb son of a bitch.
DeleteWait a minute. The 3rd season is about to air, but we have to wait til the 4th to actually see some tangible evidence? WTF? Call me when the 4th starts.
ReplyDeleteThe Enlightener here,
DeleteThere is no evidence, because there is no creature.
Yours,
The Enlightener
ha, you beat me to it. see you around season 4. how can i get a job like these jokers?
DeleteLooks real Squatchy. Beautiful scenery, love to.go.research there.
ReplyDeleteBf here... hi everyone.
ReplyDeleteIf you all stop talking behind my back I'll share these pink marsh mellows i found in a tree 80)
Saw one in Bed Stuy, it took my bicycle
ReplyDeleteThe show is not perfect but I am glad we have a show about sasquatch,after many years without any television coverage I am not gonna complain because a show is less than perfect. I enjoy the show and think they do a good job for the most part. Are they gonna be the ones to find sasquatch? Probably not,it will take an extending expedition into the woods that must be well funded,until we have that...probably not gonna get success with these one to seven day excursions...especially with a bunch of cameramen and television people tagging along.
ReplyDeleteWould you say you relate more to Travis Bickle or Dale Gribble? Regardless, you have good points, I'm not gonna argue with a guy in shades.
Deleteblah, blah, blah. hair samples my arse. I just saw a documentary from back in '91 that excitedly claimed that they had bigfoot hair samples and finally had the proof needed to show existence. Someone ought to collect all the hair samples and make them into a bigfoot rug for my fireplace! I think MM has had his ultimate dream come true - he found a way to go camping for a living and have someone else pay him for it.
ReplyDeleteWas this perhaps Unsolved Mysteries w/ Robert Stack?
DeleteBest show in its class all though the 90's. Geez that was a great intro.
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