Watch: Gorilla charges man. Man thinks he's Ironman

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What would you do if a Bigfoot, or in this case, a Gorilla charges you? Would you just stand there like the guy in this video?

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  1. AnonymousThursday, October 11, 2012 at 5:52:00 PM PDT

    Massive silverback. Poo poo undies.

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  2. AnonymousThursday, October 11, 2012 at 5:53:00 PM PDT

    How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

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  3. AnonymousThursday, October 11, 2012 at 6:11:00 PM PDT

    No flinch = balls of brass

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  4. AnonymousThursday, October 11, 2012 at 6:30:00 PM PDT

    I thought people are supposed to stand their ground during a bluff charge?

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  5. AnonymousThursday, October 11, 2012 at 6:41:00 PM PDT

    Holy shit that dude is the fucking man!!!!

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  6. AnonymousThursday, October 11, 2012 at 7:40:00 PM PDT

    Bigfoot or a Gorilla, it dont matter. I would shoot the shit out of either one of them if they were coming at me. Then I would go back to camp and change my poopy panties!

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    1. AnonymousThursday, October 11, 2012 at 8:18:00 PM PDT

      You think you could have got a shot off that close with a gorilla moving that fast then you are the man. I flinched watching the video!

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    2. AnonymousThursday, October 11, 2012 at 8:47:00 PM PDT

      I shit my pants watching this video!
      Jeffrey Teagle

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    3. AnonymousFriday, October 12, 2012 at 9:18:00 AM PDT

      Unless you are highly trained and have experience, you would not have had time to get a shot off in the time that ape charged. About the only person I know would be a true operator, not some mall ninja

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  7. Bigfoot Tracker LLCThursday, October 11, 2012 at 9:09:00 PM PDT

    That was a hoax by Rick Dyer....

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  8. AnonymousThursday, October 11, 2012 at 9:43:00 PM PDT

    Animals aren't scarey. Really they are very predictable, it did exactly what you would expect.

    People, now thats another story! People are scary in high stress situations.

    Like uncontrollable laughter during a debate.
    I would rather take on the gorilla than have shithead for four more years!

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  9. AnonymousThursday, October 11, 2012 at 10:02:00 PM PDT

    What happened to the baby gorilla?

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  10. AnonymousThursday, October 11, 2012 at 10:52:00 PM PDT

    Dude is CRAZY!

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  11. AnonymousFriday, October 12, 2012 at 2:36:00 AM PDT

    If a Bigfoot is 2xs the size of this they could tear you in two in a second.

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  12. AnonymousFriday, October 12, 2012 at 4:34:00 AM PDT

    That thing come by my house I kill it! Damn nature! You scary!

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  13. AnonymousFriday, October 12, 2012 at 6:09:00 AM PDT

    Where is Smeja when you need him?

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    1. AnonymousFriday, October 12, 2012 at 7:33:00 AM PDT

      Smegma's never shot a gorilla or bigfoot in his life. Just a little black kid.

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  14. AnonymousFriday, October 12, 2012 at 7:38:00 AM PDT

    This is a hoax.

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  15. AnonymousFriday, October 12, 2012 at 8:47:00 AM PDT

    The Knower here.

    The gorilla suit worn in this video has been found. This is NOT up for debate.
    This is NOT negotiable.
    This is NOT "in my opinion".
    ALL will be revealed soon. You will be able to SEE the "man gets charged by a gorilla" suit in about 16 weeks. However NO inspection of the suit will be allowed. Just blurry gorilla suit pixels.
    There will be NO doubt.
    Prepare for the shitstorm bleevers! Let me know how you like your CROW!

    Chest thumpingly yours,
    The Knower

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  16. AnonymousFriday, October 12, 2012 at 9:47:00 AM PDT

    Anyone familiar with gorillas knows this is a fake. Really well done, but a fake. Gorilla suits are getting better and better each year. We have a guy in one at my local zoo, and it's impossible to tell it isn't the real deal until you get right up to the cage.

    I've even seen some "gorillas" with suits capable of realistic bowel movements. I'm not even kidding, the one at the san diego zoo relieved himself in front of a crowd.

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    1. Jellybean SmurfFriday, October 12, 2012 at 11:28:00 AM PDT

      I see guys in dog suits in my neighborhood almost every day. The suits are very convincing, especially the hairless chihuahua one. I've also noticed they seem to be most active in the mornings and just after dinner time.

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    2. AnonymousFriday, October 12, 2012 at 4:55:00 PM PDT

      I saw a Bigfoot wearing a human suit at 3am in line at Wal-mart. His suit sucked though, there were like 6 inch hairs sticking out of the shirt collar. Luckily I am a Bigfoot researcher and was able to warn everyone in line before the big guy, must have been at least 5' 9", went all crazy and paid for his groceries and then left. Who knows what could have happened if I hadn't been there.

      The Bigfoot "RESEARCHER"

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