This Footage Is Either Bigfoot or Usain Bolt In A Gorilla Suit
Usain Bolt is the fastest man in the world, but he may have a contender if this footage is a hoax and the "Bigfoot" is really just a man in a monkey-suit. Check out how fast this it moves. The campers seemed startled and frighten by the speed of the creature. The video was filmed in Nassau NY back in March 29, 2009 and posted anonymously by YouTube user catchingcadence.
This one seems legit at first and then seems fake after they see the creature.
ReplyDeleteAt least they tried chasing it this time, nobody ever does that.
It depends on how much alcohol is involved.
Deletethey didn't chase it. they ran away like little girls! lol
Deletenevermind that you can't see shit.
that thing isn't very big at all, and the quality of the video is so bad
ReplyDeleteStank Ape^.
DeleteAnonymous^.
Delete^Licks Anonymous' taterhole.
DeleteOOOH! BURN!
DeleteDidn't FB/FB already analize this video and confirm it as genuine?
ReplyDeleteThey are experts after all...
How can speed be figured out in five frames? Another blursquatch.
ReplyDeleteIt was mee in a suit!
ReplyDelete^Finds dog turds,puts them on a stick,freezes them and sells them as 'Bigfoot turds on a Stick'.
DeleteAlways with the freezer Dick,always with the freezer.
Bigfoot Hoaxer LLC.
What happen to the quality, i remember seeing this ages ago and it wasn't so bad....
ReplyDeleteI thought the same thing.
DeleteSame uploader has another copy of it from 3 years ago, if you check his youtube account. Not sure it's much better though, they are both pretty bad.
DeleteThe Knower here
ReplyDeleteBREAKING NEWS:
The Suit is now only 16 weeks away. NDA's have been signed, the cat is out of the bag, and the "gimlin gaurd" are running for cover over the Shitstorm thats about to take place when the 100% evidence is released.
Best Wishes
The Knower
SHUT UP MEG!
DeleteHow can the "cat" get out of the bag with NDA's in place?
DeleteThe Knower here,
DeleteFolks dont always follow the rules regarding NDA's
Mz source regarding the 100 percent accuracy of the suit is impeccable, and quite frankly, mind blowing.
Gimlin has already made 2 calls trying to avoid the upcoming shitstorm.
This is big folks. The PGF will disintigrate before your very eyes. Then we will see who the REAL bleeverz are. Guys like Mulder and Sweaty Yeti will disappear into the night..
But I do hope REAL footrz will stick around. Just because the PGF is now a proven, certified hoax, does not mean that bigfoot doesnt exist.
Best Wishes, and screw hoaxers!!
Your Faithfull Friend In Footin
The Knower
Since alot of people say the world is coming to an end in Dec, guess your big news is pointless. Oh well, better luck next time.
Deletehey blower, fuck you with it!
DeleteSup Robert! Is this going to be in "Bigfoot News"?
DeleteThe Knower here.
DeleteSorry, like I said, mystery solved. I'ts a done deal. Thats the news. I've said all I could on the matter.
Lmao at hoaxers getting all hot and bothered that their hoax-icon is getting literally dismantled.
Skookumly Yours,
The Knower.
The Knower here.
DeleteAnon 5:31..
Really? Just because I have an insider in the Ketchum camp and the Gim.. Whoops, the pgf suit camp... Means im robert lindsay?
4 reel?
Wouldnt Robert Lindsay post as himself?
Damn.... Footerz....
Best Wishes
The Knower
Might as well be...
DeleteThe Knower here
DeleteI am a total douche bag who has sex with my father. Just thought you should all know!
My Taterhole hurts :(
knowing more than the knower here :
ReplyDeleteBill munns is putting together the final data retrieved
on the trip to bluff creek and is going prove it is NOT
someone in a suit.
The guy who claims to have all this info on the hoax suit is a young musician with no background in investigating. Why would the person with the suit
give it to a no name generic person with no means of
paying a large sum of money for the suit?
why would bob Grimlin say it is real for all these years knowing that someone had the suit that was used to film it ? answer is simple, he wouldn't.
The Knower here.
DeleteMystery solved. This is NOT up to debate. This is not negotiable. This is not "in my opinion"
You WILL see THE suit used in the PGF. It is a sight to see and you will know beyond a shadow of a doubt it's THE suit.
If Munns actually makes it to the suit examination(pro tip: he doesnt want to and is stalling) he will know its the suit.
Whether he publicly acknowledges it.. Well.. Thats up to his "intellectual honesty" as a certain member of BFF whos been institutionalized several times would say.
Hope you can handle the shitstorm. And really, just because the PGF isnt real does not mean BF doesnt exist.
Your's in Treeknocking
The Knower
So is this the same musician that vowed to prove the PGF a hoax by any means? I think he uses the name Kitakaze or something like that his real name is Josh or something? Must be he finished his suit then. Wonder if he found hairs from the right time period to make his suit from. Isn't his buddy that tontar guy who was building a model of Patty too? If so, I doubt many will believe they found anything. The skeptics will say it is proof, the believers will say it is fake. Same shit, different day.
DeleteThe Knower here.
DeleteReally? You think Kit built a suit using fabric from the time and planted it in a persons house that is VERY close to the PGF(he is known by ALL)... And then invites over a bleever suit expert...
Really bro?
?
Knowingly
The Knower
I have no idea, hence my ? marks. But if either of them IS involved in the big news, it will be like I said. Nothing will change. But I had heard he or a buddy was working on a suit using all kinds of methods to make it as real as possible. Buying old natural wigs from back then, etc. Like how forgers will burn old paper to make inks. When money can be made by doing something, and big money in this case, people will go through hell and back to do it. Someone who travels all over has access to finding all kinds of materials needed. Then once the suit is done, works on convincing whoever into saying the suit is real for a chunk of the money. Once the person known to all is in on it, has a believer invited to see it. It is very possible in my book. Especially if you consider that whoever is known by all has to be in on ANY possible scheme because how else would anyone find the suit? Did someone break into a house and find it? Doubtful. But invited in to see it, sure. It is all speculation on my part, but I can tell you every hardcore believe will think of ten times more ways it is not real.
DeleteThe Knower here,
DeletePoint taken.
I know for a fact that it is the suit. However, i'm only delivering the news.
Just sit back and wait i guess
The Knower
Oh shit... Letterman just ran by and replaced the Kn in "The Knower" with the Bl on his chest... so now you are "The Blower" ..... good luck catching him trying to get your Kn back. Now drop to your knees and go to work you foreskin chewer.
DeleteThe Knower Slapper
YEA BABY!!!!!
DeleteAs the beard of bob titmus I can tell you Munns is an intellectual fraud. He's been taking bleevers for a ride for the past almost five years.
DeleteHis greatest accomplishment, besides not knowing how tall Patty was or how far from the camera or which lens was used, was being fired from Return of the Living Dead.
He's so full of shit his eyes are brown.
As the pubes of Bob Titmus I can confirm without a doubt that he has crabs.
DeleteAs the beard of Bob Titmus I will attest to that. He got them from humping squatches back in the 60's.
DeleteAs the crabs that Bob chased and or killed my fellow crabs off of his pubes,the beard of bob titmus speaks the truth.
DeleteAs the taterhole of Bob Titmus I can confirm he didn't kill all of them. Nor has he sought treatment for the worts. I can also confirm that preparation H can only treat MINOR OCCASIONAL flareups.
DeleteAs the sole survivor of Bob Titmus' crabs,I can confirm that he used Blue Star Ointment and he took out my whole family.I will never forgive him for that.I have gathered an army of fellow crabs to seek revenge.
DeletePay back is sweet!!
Who's your favourite Looney toon from the bff? Having a hard time deciding between sweatiyeti and Mulder myself! What about you guys?
ReplyDeleteKnower here,
DeleteMulder definitely. Dude is bonkers! Still believes proven hoaxes and is a bit too "interested" in Dr. Meldrum.
Sweaty is just plain ole funny;)
Hi.. it's me, The Knower Slapper,
Deleteyou have a little something dripping from your chin.
The Knower Slapper
The biggest looneytune taterhole on bff was HR Puffncock. Now that he's gone it's a 3way tie between Sweety Yeti, Munns and Muldur.
DeleteA special tatertunes shout out to the always-misinformed ontariosquatch, who is as exciting as milquetoast.
don't forget Sasfooty and her smokin, hat wearin, name callin neighbor squatches
DeleteWow,just wow.^
DeleteWAS THE BIGFOOT ORIGINALLY FROM FLORRREEEEEDA
ReplyDeleteThere's no excuse for poor quality video any more. Unless someone is hoaxing.
ReplyDeleteAs soon as I see ridiculous video like this I don't waste my time.
Agreed
Deleteinteresting that the dog was acting distressed
ReplyDeleteSHUT UP with this Knower CRAP! F*CK YOU! SHAUN CUT THIS CRAP OFF and Remove The Poster.
ReplyDeleteTranslated " waaaah!! Wahhhh!!! I dont like what he says even it's true!!! Waaahhh!"
DeleteBest Wishes
The Knower
PS, if shaun wants to kick me off the site, thats his right. But all of you guys will be missing out on loads of inside info regarding the latest hoaxes in footertown.
You don't know shit and your wasting everyone's time and ruining a good site with your immature crap . Stop the childish "knower" crap!
DeleteYou are the one that is acting childish. Most people that share your point of view are probably using the scroll bar.
DeleteThis is old regurgitated crap. The original was much clearer than this as well. BS to the max!
ReplyDeleteWhy would ANYONE respond to the knower?!
ReplyDeleteBecause they want to know the truth.
DeleteThe truth of taking a hard one up the ol' poop chute.
Deleteanon 6:48 if you think the knower has THE TRUTH, well you are as DUMB as he is..
DeleteBetter quality here
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB0BqfdU5-M&feature=plcp
WHOA, THERE HE GO!!!
ReplyDelete2 OF THEM! JESUS!
DeleteFREEMAN FOREVER!!!!
Delete+1s all round keep the freeman dream alive!
DeleteIt looks to me that they are on to something new..A Bigfoot made out of Legos..The Lego Bigfoot..get a better camera you pixilated tards...
ReplyDeletePretty sure this was revealed as a clip from an independent film a long time ago.
ReplyDeleteI have never in my life taken a video or film even with the shittiest of video cameras in where the quality is this bad. How do you even get a video to look this bad?
ReplyDeleteMaybe they have the camera plugged in to a wall outlet through a cheap strip outlet with two vacuum cleaners a hand mixer and a electric razor plugged into the same strip outlet, all running at the same time..... oh, and throw in like 2 fucken high powered Tesla coils throwing off lightning just out of the cameras view...
I call 3 douchebags.
If you caught a live bigfoot, would you:
ReplyDeletea) kill it
b) fuck it
c) eat it
d) poke it with a stick and call it names
lets get it right. usain bo.t is the dastest an over 100 meters. make him race 400 meters hed nbe last. so hes ot the fastest man in he world.
Deleteto be reall pathetic and pedantic. everyone man in the world would have to have access to world class training facilities, coaches, kit, medical centres and coaches then you could say he is the fatsest man over 100 meters
ive got far too much time on my hands. sad part is im at work trying to look busy!!!
You're at work drunk as a skunk.
DeleteWish I had your job!
I'd kill it.
DeleteI hope you don't type anything for your job, you must be drunk because your grammar and words are horrible.
DeleteX 1,000
Delete"If you caught a live bigfoot, would you:
Deletea) kill it
b) fuck it
c) eat it
d) poke it with a stick and call it names"
Yes, in that order
It should be
Deletea) Kill it.
d) Poke it with a stick and call it names.
b) Fuck it.
c) And let Dick Ryder eat it after you splooge on it.
Yes,in that order!!!!!
B & C
ReplyDeleteBigfoot must have been running to catch the bus to the Islanders game
ReplyDeleteToo bad the quality isn't that great because that thing is really fast.Can't really tell what it is exactly but I doubt anyone could be that fast in a suit . Having said that I'm still skeptical until I see a better quality video of a bigfoot running.
ReplyDeleteThe Knower here :
ReplyDeleteI Just recieved a video of bigfoot screwing an
apple pie and then eats it.
The Knower ....
The beard of Bob Titmus wants to see Bigfoot debate Joe Biden.
ReplyDeleteAs the beard of Bob Titmus I wanna see Bigfoot debate Joe Biden.
ReplyDeletedouble post heaven
ReplyDeleteProof of the Legendary Drunk Ape. Several of them.
ReplyDeleteThe finding of the bigfoot suit in the PGF is a hoax. It is no better than the people claiming to have a bigfoot in their freezer. I know because I have the real suit in my closet. It's never coming out of the closet. I'll keep my big hairy in the closet forever. If I ever came out, the public could not accept it. Imagine a big, hairy, suit out there for everyone to gauk at. It is unsightly, and perverted even.
ReplyDeleteYou can't make me show you. I'm keeping it in the closet until, Mulder stops worshping Meldrum. it is not an ad homo attack Mulder. I prefer a more subtle sort of mad.
Shut up idiot! Anon 2:29 your talking fiction and makes a great read for a child . Man child!
DeleteHas anyone here googled Nassau ny? It's on long island people! No way any day can long island host a Bigfoot . Ever!
ReplyDeleteNAAA, they are hosted there, that Island is pretty long...
DeleteSure, they live in the subway tunnels as well. One time a giant Bigfoot got up on top of the Empire State building. It was epic.
DeleteUnfortunately I live on White Trash Infested Long Island and there's know way a bigfoot could get on the island unless it took one of the bridges of tunnels. Total hoax video... As always
ReplyDeleteim i the only one who wants to get a hold of 'the knower'[ a real dickhead name right there] and bitch slap some sense into him. he is the stereotype of what tro;; is/means! also wsomebody with a minus IQ be given inside infornation that was above howmuch ketcup to add to a big mac
ReplyDeleteignore the guy he feeds of all the comments hes geting. he will dissappear if knowone replies to anything he says .without an auidiance hell fuck off back to porn sited 12 hours a day
anyway ,this video,its been on youtube for years! why show it as if it is new
these guys are cleary having a guys weekend away smoking weed and drinking. "why not hoax a BF sighting too" was theconversation! it has all the usual BF red flags. blurry,could be anything, too short, a fleeting glimpse of a black figure that looks way too small[ dont tell me its another juvinile.according to the expert that is fb/fb Bf juvbies are NEVER alone.that guy is igfoot GOd so its true.wheres the adult]
its a hoax by lads having some fun
Whoops, my bad. I posted on an thread above this one. Will be more careful.
DeleteThe Knower here.
ReplyDeleteYou sure are Jealous Gav;)
Learn to write a cohesive sentence, and stop threatening to slap folks over the internet.
Take Care,
The Knower
Your an idiot. You started using knower when your other mental posts also became worn out. You obviously don't have a job because I went back and realized you post all day long and into the evening! Get a life and get off Welfare and assistance ! Your mental ramblings would be a great case study for psychologists!
ReplyDelete^^^Hurr Durr^^^
DeleteIf you can't grasp how "you're" works then use "you are". Silly crock of dumb ass.
DeleteDudley do-right here,
ReplyDeleteI'm delivering very crucial information. I can't say who or what or why. I'm just here to try and create artificial intrigue. So I guess you'll have to wait and see what happens to whomever, wherever and whenever. Sounds really intriguing doesn't it? Yeah cause I'm posting under an anonymous name in a basically irrelevant comments section so you know for sure it's really important and has huge implications.
I don't have anywhere else to say this stuff. I was going to print it up in flyers but I didn't want to deliver them door to door so I'm doing this instead.
Maybe I'll get a twit account and call myself something mysterious like garlic breath. I bet I can get like two followers with my intriguey intrigueness.
I nailed Nell in the taterhole last night.
DeleteYou too?
DeleteThe Real Knower Here,
ReplyDeleteI've barely posted on this site, only 2 see that 90% of the posts that say "knower" were not written by me, but by several clever trolls.
Don't take anything they say seriosely. Yes, the suit will come to light WITHIN a 2 week period. And yes, the paper is finished. And yes, i've spoken with an insider regarding Area x.
Gonna go back to lurking. I'ts a bit hard to give out free info i've learned on a site where almost every poster is talking about anal sex all day.
It's been great guys.
And any posts from now on that say "the knower" no matter how well written, are simply not by me, but by trolls just making up shite and saying "the knower" at the end.
Pro Tip: Bigfoot is real.
Yours Faithfully in Footin,
The True Knower
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