They Caught The Mystery Monkey, Tim Fasano Probably Smiled When He Heard The News [Video]

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Four years after escaping from an animal sanctuary, a rhesus macaque named Cornelius is finally captured in Florida. Animal Control officials in Tampa stepped up their efforts to catch the monkey a few weeks ago after he reportedly bit 60-year-old woman named Shannon Fowler on the back. When they caught him on Wednesday, wildlife rescuers said Cornelius was living his life in the wild like Tom Hanks in the movie, "Castaway".



[via NY Daily News]

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  1. MulderFriday, October 26, 2012 at 11:51:00 AM PDT

    This was definitely never mistaken for a bigfoot by footers! IT'S OUT THERE. I SAW IT. I JUST PEED A LITTLE.

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    1. Stank ApeFriday, October 26, 2012 at 4:13:00 PM PDT

      Can I have your soiled panties?
      I just love to sniff them!

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  2. AnonymousFriday, October 26, 2012 at 11:59:00 AM PDT

    He seems fairly calm, although I get the idea that the little bastard could take a chunk of flesh out a person easily. I guess he already has at least once.

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  3. AnonymousFriday, October 26, 2012 at 12:02:00 PM PDT

    So they caught him while speaking to a soccer ball?

    Stupid fucking monkey.

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  4. AnonymousFriday, October 26, 2012 at 12:24:00 PM PDT

    Damn, Tim better call of his Halloween show.

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  5. AnonymousFriday, October 26, 2012 at 12:34:00 PM PDT

    Robots, bubble tents, drunk Irish, and now this monkey. This isn't Fark is it?

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    1. AnonymousFriday, October 26, 2012 at 12:42:00 PM PDT

      Ah c'mon things are slow! Once you've done the typical pictures and crap, what is left? (methinks Shawn is desparate for content) Porns coming next :)

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    2. AnonymousFriday, October 26, 2012 at 1:55:00 PM PDT

      I hope so. Can we discuss taterholing first?

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  6. AnonymousFriday, October 26, 2012 at 12:56:00 PM PDT

    Finding Bigfoot is going to save this blog and give everyone of you something to bitch about!

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    1. AnonymousFriday, October 26, 2012 at 1:06:00 PM PDT

      "and give everyone of you something to bitch about!"

      about how MM has a screw loose?
      how Ranae is lez?
      how they are actually pretending to look for bigfoot?

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    2. AnonymousFriday, October 26, 2012 at 5:25:00 PM PDT

      Yer bitch ass is gonna b all over it too eat a dick faggot

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    3. AnonymousSaturday, October 27, 2012 at 5:37:00 AM PDT

      Cows are people food and dear are bigfoot food.

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    4. AnonymousSaturday, October 27, 2012 at 7:35:00 AM PDT

      Dear or deer?

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    5. AnonymousSaturday, October 27, 2012 at 9:59:00 AM PDT

      Oops! i'll have to tweet moneymaker and get back to ya!

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  7. Mr. Indrid ColdFriday, October 26, 2012 at 1:17:00 PM PDT

    Glad they caught him. That sumbitch owes me five dollars.

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  8. AnonymousFriday, October 26, 2012 at 1:24:00 PM PDT

    Nothing worse than a lonely monkey.

    Nice work gents.

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  9. AnonymousFriday, October 26, 2012 at 1:30:00 PM PDT

    They caught Fatsanos lover.
    Damn,no more sweet monkey love for T-Fats.;)

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  10. AnonymousFriday, October 26, 2012 at 1:57:00 PM PDT

    So this is the mighty skunk ape. Carefull now he may use his infrasound /mindspeak on you.

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  11. AnonymousFriday, October 26, 2012 at 2:50:00 PM PDT

    Bit her in the back? They need to change his name to Marv.

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  12. AnonymousFriday, October 26, 2012 at 5:24:00 PM PDT

    Fuck that monkey

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