These Special Binoculars Will Cost You $5400
Serious Bigfooters with lots of dough may want to get this. The company, Fraser-Volpe claims that their new binoculars called the STEDI-EYE Mariner can eliminate 98 percent of the shakiness. Whether you're chasing after a Bigfoot in the woods or you're looking through it from inside a moving vehicle, this bad boy will make sure you get a good look at the Bigfoot before it gets away. Not only does it have an advance stabilization technology-- it also packs night vision too.
According to Gizmodo:
Besides being completely waterproof, buoyant, and working even in the dark, the Mariners feature a set of gyroscope-stabilized prisms sitting between its 14X magnifying lenses. The system is capable of instantly cancelling out vertical movements as drastic as 50 degrees, so even while running through the woods you're guaranteed a perfect view of that rare Green-breasted Mango.
Is this the best in the business as far as handheld?
ReplyDeleteDon't know.
DeleteMaybe we'll get lucky and have the "Knower" chime in and tell us dummies what's best.
Well, at least, you know you're a dummy. That's one small step in the right direction.
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DeleteLooks like they're made by fisher price.
ReplyDeleteWith the bright yellow they will see you coming
ReplyDeletelooks like a transformer !
ReplyDeletelol the description said ".. get a good look at a bigfoot." first of all bigfoots have to exist. it should have said a good look at blobsquatches.
ReplyDeleteAnon 10:03 you believe they exist otherwise you wouldn't surf Bigfoot sights!
DeleteHe makes that kind of comment on almost every article.
DeleteThey won't cost me a damn thing cause I'm not buying.
ReplyDeleteA trigger and a tripod will get you clearer shots without wobble. Just saying!!
ReplyDeletei just read a story about a guy who shot bigfoot in the anus.....now this??????? whats next? pickle toss?
ReplyDeleteThe Knower here,
ReplyDeleteSince I've been asked.. No, i have no idea what the best binoculars to spot bigfoot are. I've never seen one, and I suspect a simple modern smart phone would be good enough to capture one on film. This has not happened, despite the fact that almost everyone has a good camera on their phone.
However, folks like Bipto might want to install a few of those trail cams close to his camps in "area x".
He might be very surprised to see some if his "feliw researchers" doing a bit if rock throwin and tree knocking.
Look for the person who sent text messages right before the "wood ape" crashed against the cabin.
Also , your friend with the initial S. Was responsible for the "sighting" on the hill.
As far as area X goes... Dont look for outside hoaxers. The 2 guys you seek are close to home.
I'll say more when I "know" it. Still waiting on confirmation of names.
Sincerely,
The Knower
looks like jurassic park
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